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!ulvag6Lh7w No.13806177 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Me and my friends run a dodgeball league at school sponsored by the teachers. We have ten teams and get the gym every thursday night for our games. Every team has 7 people each. The winning team gets a pizza party, an A in P.E and $500 to split between the team for whatever they want.

I am the guy who keeps care of standings and we're gonna make a site soon to post all our games on Youtube and stuff. It's been really funny. The only thing I'm pissed about is that I got traded from the team I founded, the Flame Boys, to the fucking Blue Snipers for the Mallory Twins. Only reason is because the other GM on the Flame Boys, my best friend Douglas, is in love with one of the two twins and wants to ask her out. He did this behind my back and the commissioner (our PE teacher Mr. Dannachick) fucking let it go through. Only the top six teams make the playoffs. Also before you ask, I go to an all-around the year school. Which means we don't get summers off.

Ask any questions you want about the league or stuff. I need advice on what the best website is to host all the data and shit I have. I'm gonna try and uploaded last week's game between the Tsunami and Blue Snipers, but Youtube takes so long.