mfw I have cancer. I uh.. This may be goodbye /sp/. Peace.
Anonymous
Say hi to George Best and Dixie Dean for us
Anonymous
What, you're just gonna give up like a bitch? Fight that shit, nigger.
Anonymous
GO JAYS GO !fJLIl5zy3.
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SAY HI TO KENNY MCKINLEY FOR ME.
Honda CiVick !!pdt2/QwsYxT
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What kind? My buddy had neck cancer and after all his treatment with chemo and shit he got rid of it
Anonymous
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>mfw you wont see the cubs win the world series
Ordinary Past Tiger Exile Revive a Few !zBrQbzhJ.A
Ordinary Past Tiger Exile Revive a Few !zBrQbzhJ.A Mon 01 Aug 2011 11:03:00 No. 14003950 Report Quoted By:
That sucks man. Sorry to hear it. Hope it goes into remission.
Anonymous
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What kind, man?
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sorry baby girl
Anonymous
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>>14003925 Sure thing.
>>14003931 Will do but it was found very late. I'm stage III apparently.
And embarassingly enough it's colon/intestine cancer. Very unusual for a person my age. I'm 19 and I always thought the pain in my side was from a rib I broke playing football.
Anonymous
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American? Gonna be expensive.
That Based Bro who uses the words based and bro too much !!tBccPk7Hhlf
That Based Bro who uses the words based and bro too much !!tBccPk7Hhlf Mon 01 Aug 2011 11:05:00 No. 14003964 Report I used to have based cancer as a little kid bro, but then after two months of being in the based hospital the based doctor said he made the wrong diagnosis and I was cool he was a true bro, hang in there based op you can recover from based cancer like i did
Anonymous
Vishanthe Shiancoe has cancer? Nooooooooooo he's my favorite Vikings player
Anonymous
Pack a pillow and a blanket and go see the world nigga. You'll live more in your last years than 99% of the people on this website will in their 80+ years of life spent staring miserably at a computer screen arguing the benefit of watching one Tojo cartoon over another.
Anonymous
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>>14003965 thats Xavier Adibi actuarry
Anonymous
>>14003964 >based cancer Shut the hell up
Anonymous
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>>14003974 This. If it's less than a 25% survival, just say fuck it and wander the world.
What's the worst that could happen at this point?
this has nothing to do with sports, you stupid little bitch. reported.
That Based Bro who uses the words based and bro too much !!tBccPk7Hhlf
That Based Bro who uses the words based and bro too much !!tBccPk7Hhlf Mon 01 Aug 2011 11:08:00 No. 14003992 Report Quoted By:
>>14003984 >being mad at a fellow based /sp/ bro not very based at all there bro
Anonymous
>>14003974 Considering it. Going in for more testing tomorrow. First prognosis was that it was found very late and I might just be fucked. If they say it's too late I'mma just take all the painkillers I can get and fly around and see everything.
>>14003989 Why will I never see the Vikings win the super bowl?
Anonymous
I looked up "Xavier Adibi cancer" on Google and I got nothing.
Anonymous
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>>14004001 That's funny I looked up Visanthe Shiancoe cancer and got this.
Anonymous
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>>14004000 >Why will I never see the Vikings win the super bowl? You'd still be asking that question even if you didn't have cancer.
Anonymous
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plz update us tmmrw and hope Everything goes well Ill keep you in my prayers
Anonymous
>that feel when i found out my father has cancer a few weeks ago
Anonymous
>not having testicular cancer shit makes your balls like huge shame u gotta get rid of it to live or whatever
Lake
What's it feel like to die of cancer? Does it hurt or anything? Noe having cancer hurt?
Anonymous
>>14004114 Cancer is weird man. I don't want to die.
>>14004122 I'd trade my nuts to live. Maybe not my dick, but my balls yeah.
Lake
Anonymous
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>>14004140 i've lived by never going to the hospital and pretending it doesn't exist. it may just be an std idk
Anonymous
>>14004135 Yeah, it feels like I always have to take a shit now, and thre's a stabbing pain in my side.
And half of my shit is blood now. That's pretty awesome.
Lake
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>>14004157 :[
Sorry man. Get chemo, get better. Fight for your life.
Anonymous
>mfw i took 8 shits today but don't want to go to the hospital to find out why
Anonymous
>>14004176 Thanks for the laugh and the picture. I hope to god you just ate too much fiber.
Anonymous
>>14004187 >implying i've eaten since friday Anonymous
I remember about 5 years ago having a pain in my side and going to the doctor. He told me it might be a tumor but they wouldn't be able to do an ultrasound until the next day. I stayed up that entire night and wrote down a few dozen things I wanted to do with my life. It ended up being a cyst. But I sympathize with you. Also I've completed 2 things on that list now. Going to Africa and saving a life.
Anonymous
>>14004196 dude.... unless you have people that won't miss you, go to the doctor.
Anonymous
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>2011 >not dying young
Anonymous
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>>14004202 everytime I hear or read the word "cyst" I think of that song the ventriloquists in Kung-Pow sing.
AND WE DON'T HAVE CYSTS
Anonymous
>>14004211 and what? find out i have aids or some horseshit? i'd rather just be drunk
Anonymous
oh shit OP if it's that bad that it's terminal, fuck it. ask your parents for some money, if not go take a loan out - who gives a fuck, you're dying anyway, the bank can have it when they're dead - and see the world do shit you've thought about but haven't had the chance and if sitting on 4chan makes you happy, just do it. whatever you want
Anonymous
>>14004249 I will.
Eh, 4chan's alright. But I'm drinking and it's 3:45 AM so nobody important in my life is awake. So I'm here.
>>14004236 I'll see you in ICU buddy. We can start the terminal fantasy football league
Anonymous
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Turn yourself into a weapon and go out in a blaze of glory. Strap some C4 to yourself and take down a mosque or something. Do it for all of us and forever be a hero.
Anonymous
>>14004317 A conversation I'm imagining from this:
"Hey guys can you believe how stupid Eddy was? He was 1 game out from the playoffs but forgot to change his line up!"
"Dude Eddy died on Friday"
"So can I pick up his running back then off waivers? MJD has been shitting on me all year..."
Anonymous
>>14004317 If you find out you're as good as dead, don't restrain yourself. I don't mean to go out and just rob banks and kill people or shit.
But if someone's being a dick, tell them. If there's a guy you really hate, punch him right in his fucking nose. Maybe, in your last days, you can be a spark of inspiration for people around you.
Or maybe not, I DUNNO.
Anonymous
>>14004334 not OP but this actually happened to me last ff season
Anonymous
>>14004345 How do you handle that? Do you leave his team as is as a memorial, appoint someone to take it over? Or do you let the league cannibalize his players on the waiver wire? Maybe a supplemental draft?
Anonymous
>>14004335 Ha, I actually emailed the lead guy at Habitat for Humanity and apologized because I might not be able to help finish helping him with one of the places.
I'd like to think I helped do my part and lived honestly while I had a chance.
But yeah, I dunno either lol.
>>14004334 Implying I wouldn't cheat and put everyone else in the league on the do not recessitate (sp?) list.
Anonymous
>>14004361 i didn't really pay attention to the league at all to begin with
Anonymous
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>>14004372 also it was the league creator person so everyone was fucked.
Anonymous
>>14004364 >Implying I wouldn't cheat and put everyone else in the league on the do not recessitate (sp?) list I'm happy to see you have a sense of humor about death. As someone who worked in an ICU that puts you a step above most people.
Anonymous
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Seriously, go crazy and try to tear apart the fabric of society. Cause worldwide anarchy and set humanity back thousands of years.
Anonymous
>>14004383 Eh. It happens to everyone. I'm terrified but I don't want to be miserable 24/7. My godmother died of Lymphoma and she was the kindest soul in the world and 3 days before she passed away she was trying her very best to stay out long enough see my first game in college. I figure I'm gonna have to go out in some really cool style so all my friends spend the rest of their lives feeling like I've forever one upped them on the greatness scale.
I really, really, really don't wanna die though.
Anonymous
>>14004417 Are you Mark Herzlich?
Anonymous
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>>14004426 No, he's cured.
Not Marcus Cannon either. Cannon's gonna be a beast though.
Anonymous
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>>14004417 Where did you play?
Anonymous
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>>14004417 Everyone's scared. The secret is being able to accept the situation and make the best of it however you see fit. The ones that do that end up being happier at in the end.
Anonymous
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Make sure you listen to this album.
Anonymous
>>14004364 >>14004417 You're touching my heart here man...
I'll be rooting for you. It its fucked do what these people say. The best island in the Carribean is Antigua from what I've seen, and I've been to about half of the major ones.
Anonymous
>>14003917 I wish you the best OP. I hope it goes away and you make a full recovery.
Anonymous
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>mfw I was already depressed from fapping and I saw this thread
im headed to sleep and i prolly won't speak to you ever again on /sp/ so ima wish you luck and hope you enjoy the fuck out of your life OP.
Anonymous
>>14004417 Just remember the statistics for survival you hear are for the whole population which will include old and overweight people, just remember that since your young and (since you play football I'll assume) you're in good shape, so your chances are a lot better than the average person.
God speed, anon
Anonymous
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>>14004464 Thanks for the info man, maybe we'll see each other on vacation there some day.
>>14004467 God I hope so. It's scary to think that so many of the things you have planned won't come to fruition.
>>14004491 Peace.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nwkg4Qa_-bg >>14004500 I'm in pretty good health, definitely in shape. I haven't lost weight or anything yet but if I choose to start chemo/surgery I'll probably lose a lot of muscle and energy. That alone sounds like shit.
Anonymous
>be 14 >go in for my first ever physical because i'm basketball team now >drop your pants and cough >"oh dear" >diagnosed with testicular cancer >"oh god i'm dying?" >"you could, but we can removed it and hope it doesn't spread" >have left nut removed >doesn't spread >2 years later >prom >gonna lose virginity >hurr durr virgin at 16, having 1 nut makes you self conscious as fuck >get her dress off >take my stupid jacket and vest off >mybodyisready >"WHAT THE FUCK, YOU ONLY HAVE ONE BALL" >"y...yeah" >"LOL NOPE.AVI" >mfw
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Sorry to hear. Can't imagine what it feels like. Appreciate life like you've never done before.
Anonymous
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>>14004543 lol really? Man, the depths bitches will drop to amazes me sometimes.
Anonymous
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>>14004543 Why didn't you punch that cold hearted bitch in the face, bend her over and rape her unmercifully for hours?
Or maybe you did.. if so.. well played anon.. well played.
Anonymous
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>>14004543 I'm glad you had it done, so I could read this and laugh. Terribly sorry that she was such a bitch.
Frigid Northlander !!MUgE+GiXSgQ
>>14004000 >Why will I never see the Vikings win the super bowl? Dude, I don't have cancer and I feel my chances of witnessing this are slim.
In all seriousness, though, I've had people close to me succumb to the illness and it's really rough seeing that. But they've always had a chance to battle it for years, even when it was in late stages, and make sense of life, which really is what most of us want.
If it does indeed get worse, take comfort in the fact that you won't have to endure 50 more shitty Vikings seasons, as I will.
Anonymous
>>14004586 Pretty soon you wont have to worry about enduring anymore Vikings seasons period.
Los Angeles here we come.
Anonymous
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>>14004586 If Ponder is a bust like I bet he'll be, take a sign to games that say "even the dead fans knew it was a bad pick."
Even if he isn't a bad QB, him and McNabb are gonna get WRECKED behind that offensive line.
Frigid Northlander !!MUgE+GiXSgQ
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>>14004607 Yeah, they're gonna build a stadium in Minnesota. It's all but decided upon. Hate to break it to you.
Anonymous
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Get a trip cancer boy and keep us updated
Anonymous
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I hear the Patriots are signing cancer.
Anonymous
>>14004543 Why don't you get one of those fake balls?
Anonymous
Get on with the Make A Wish foundation NOW Tell them you are a lifelong Bills fan and want to meet the team. Bring explosives with you and blow up everything. Bills fans will build statues of you and praise your name for curing the cancer that has been killing us.
Anonymous
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>>14004609 >thisisthecancerthatiskillingsp.jpg Anonymous
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>>14004638 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dank25SF_WM The ones from step brothers look alright.
>>14004648 I was imagining this and I sort of picture just thousands of Bills fans looking up at the sky when it happens and just feeling free.
Anonymous
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You'll be playing catch with Dock Ellis up in heaven bro.
Anon 1.1 !5Od7a9IAzs
Saku Koivu and Mark Herzlich, can show you some positives. Unless, its terminal, then.....disregard my comment.
Anonymous
>>14004680 I'm in stage three, and it's spreading so there's about a 10-25% chance I'd pull through treatment. My options are surgery+chemo rounds vs just taking pain medication and living out what I got left.
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>>14004638 that would be pretty humiliating, even if no one else knows it's fake.
Anon 1.1 !5Od7a9IAzs
>>14004705 I believe in you, want you to pull through and you are in my heart now.
go the fuck away, you disease ridden idiot. and take your /b/ shit with you. thread saged, reported, hidden, and linked directly to the official 4chan irc server for the moderators to review directly.
Anonymous
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oh god I was already depressed why did I read all of this
Mike Vick ♥'s ({SKRAMZ}) !YI1vg5VbAU
I hope everything works out for you OP. This makes me feel horrible worrying about court in a few hours knowing I'll be okay and shit like this is going on.
Anonymous
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>>14004719 Thanks, fine citizens like you are the only thing keeping 4chan running.
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>>14004719 >hey guize imma be mean to ppl amicoolyet?? ForBoston !yVNMQvcJ8A
Look at it this way man, You have the unique situation that not a ton of people get to experience. You can live your life however the fuck you want it from now on. The rest of us are going to have responsibilities until the day we die. You can go out there and burn all your money and have a shit ton of fun. Tell everyone you've ever loved how much you care about them and how much you love them and just go out with a bang. Die doing something you love. The rest of us are going to have to put up with some nagging old lady and go through old age with pain and stress. You can live the rest of your life stress free if you just accept it. Death is imminent for all of us and it's just like falling asleep, it just happens and you can't think about it. So go out there, fuck bitches, get hammered with your bros and enjoy your time.
Anonymous
>>14004716 Thanks man. Every little bit helps.
>>14004719 Oh no, I might get banned on 4chan, what worse things could happen to me? I've been talking sports to anyone who's mentioned it.
>>14004739 What'cha in court for? Your personal stuff or jury duty?
Ordinary Past Tiger Exile Revive a Few !zBrQbzhJ.A
Ordinary Past Tiger Exile Revive a Few !zBrQbzhJ.A Mon 01 Aug 2011 12:39:00 No. 14004754 Report Quoted By:
>>14004705 Take the chemo. If you survive you'll feel like an idiot for the rest of your life because you nearly threw your life away. If you don't survive then you'll feel like an idiot for a few weeks.
Mike Vick ♥'s ({SKRAMZ}) !YI1vg5VbAU
>>14004753 Personal things, a dumb ass felony that I have no idea what I was thinking when I was doing it.
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Woooo! One less shit posting americunt!>mfw
Anon 1.1 !5Od7a9IAzs
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>>14004705 Take the surgery and chemo rounds.
You've got our support, and we want you to pull through
Anonymous
>>14004774 >tripfag named micheal vick committing felonies Mike Vick ♥'s ({SKRAMZ}) !YI1vg5VbAU
Anon 1.1 !5Od7a9IAzs
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>>14004774 Tell us what you did.
I beat this guy in the back alley and got away with it because there wasn't enough evidence
My friend got me off, the first time in my life I felt like I had connections
Anonymous
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>>14004774 Youch. Sounds like you've figured out where you stand on it though, I'm sure you'll be fine once the consequences get done. Everyone makes mistakes.
>>14004750 Well tomorrow when I tell my best friend I'm planning on asking him if he wants to go to Thailand to do this Muay Thai boxing camp he'd been talking about. Might be my last shot at feeling like a champ at something and it'd be nice to go to a whole new world with my oldest friend.
Anonymous
I'm sorry, but did Anonymous already lose? It's not even over yet. In fact, the cancer is barely even spreading. Does being diagnosed with cancer mean that anon has already lost? Is that what you’re saying? Because if you’re saying that I can assure you that you’re wrong. Why would you make this topic when the cancer has not even finished yet? Anonymous still has plenty of cancer treatment options left and he has been the best cancer patient for how many years now? Anon has more heart and determination than this cancer because he is feeding off the energy of fighting this cancer off with radiation. But you know what? This cancer is not even going to be able to put up a fight. Anon has had no reason to even think of being stopped by this cancer, meaning that maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded topics like this. You know why? Because you’re going to be embarrassed when Anon wins cancerbowl and someone bumps this topic. Oh look at that, Anon is turning up the pressure on this cancer, just like everyone else who styles on them has done. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a topic on this board again and I’m fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you’re the only guy making all these anti-anon and pro-cancer topics because you’re a faggot hater who thinks cancer is so cool and people dying from it is funny. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll these fucking cancer fans on the board, like I give a fuck. It’s so easy to spot out your threads now, you’re a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don’t you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That’s just you, you’re always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.
Anon 1.1 !5Od7a9IAzs
>>14004837 wrong time to use the copypasta
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I'm rooting for you OP My sister survived some shit I can't even pronounce when they gave her a 5% chance to live. Don't give up hope.
well, well, well, what have we here? another faggot neckbeard (most likely yuro) shitting up the place with his /b/ faggotry. you picked the wrong night to fuck around, asshole. i've just texted the /sp/ mod (we're friends irl) about this thread, so he'll be here shortly to deal with the matter, and most likely hand out some sorely needed bans. i'm also going to report and sage the thread (for safe measure), as well as alert the other moderators in the 4chan irc channel. and just in case you wanna try and pull a fast one, i'm screen shotting *the entire thread for additional proof* and e-mailing moot about the matter personally. i'm tired of you stupid fucking dick sniffers pressing out whatever lolrandom faggot shit you want on the fucking sports board. it's time for you assholes to get a reality check, because this shit won't fly for much longer. prepare your anus, you 500 pound piles of shit. your days are *fucking numbered*.
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>>14004837 Thank you for this. Seriously. Laughed my ass off.
Maybe I'll do better than the Chargers this season.
Anonymous
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>>14004705 >My options are surgery+chemo rounds Don't quit. If you're gonna go down, go down fighting.
Anonymous
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>Death's face when a bunch of anons start living better lives because of some guy they don't even know.
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>>14004864 WOAH, you okay there, bud? seems like you're about to shit yourself out of anger. you need help?
Anonymous
>>14004841 When is it ever the right time to be Anon 1.1?
Anonymous
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Go out like a champ, do /sp/ proud bro.
Anon 1.1 !5Od7a9IAzs
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>>14004882 When someone says the word, "orange", "chargers", or "bernie "boom boom" geoffrion"
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>>14004864 Saving this delicious copypasta for my future /sp/ trolling endeavors.
Anon 1.1 !5Od7a9IAzs
FIGHT OP FIGHT. WE WILL CHEER YOU ON. FIGHT MAN
Anonymous
>mfw an amerifat called inside hurtie ratiation squirtie "cancer" near me
Anonymous
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>>14004912 >inside hurtie ratiation squirtie LOL'd way too hard at this
Anonymous
>that feel when you imagine all the /sp/artans we've lost over the years to one thing or another
Anonymous
>>14004874 I like it, really smooth, nice beat behind it.
>>14004903 Dunno what I'll do. Depending on how much time I have I'll probably try treatment and then if it makes no progress I'll hope on the first flight to wherever sounds nice.
>>14004864 Thispostgavemecancer.jpg
Mike Vick ♥'s ({SKRAMZ}) !YI1vg5VbAU
>>14004837 >>14004912 This thread is like a heartbreaking movie with a good joke at the end so you completely aren't sad afterward, but still want to kill yourself.
Anonymous
>>14004927 That guy who had that joke Jerry Jones trip died in a car crash last summer
I think his name was "Jones' testicle"
Anonymous
Do me a favor. Don't be one of those guys who starts making "arrangements" for his death. Don't write a will, say goodbyes, or apologize for anything, you hear me? Fuck. That. Fight that shit to your last breath. Cancer is something we're all likely to put up with in our lifetime, so fight on knowing you're leading the charge.
Anonymous
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>>14004929 >thispostgavemecancer.jpg You're a good man Op
Anon 1.1 !5Od7a9IAzs
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OP watch the episode of Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids called "Never Say Never"
Mike Vick ♥'s ({SKRAMZ}) !YI1vg5VbAU
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>>14004929 >Thispostgavemecancer.jpg Anonymous
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>>14004938 After analyzing that post and thinking about what the chargers copypasta actually conveys. I am sad and want to kill myself
The yuro one is quite funny though and cheered me right up though..
Anonymous
FIGHT YOU MOTHER FUCKER FIGHT It's just like in 3rd grade when that dick 5th grader pushes you to the ground. YOU GET THE FUCK UP AND KICK HIM IN THE BALLS DON'T GIVE UP! KICK CANCER IN THE BALLS!
Anonymous
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>>14004944 Lmao, too sappy for me. I'm gonna do what I feel like till the last day and then at that point I hopefully won't need to say any goodbyes because everyone I care about will already know how I feel. I told my little brother when I was younger if I ever kicked the bucket ahead of him I wanted either a viking funeral or for him to blow me up or something bad ass. Shouldn't have anything to leave in a will. Not old enough to have acquired much of anything that I probably won't sell for tickets to the Carribean or something.
>>14004984 If I have surgery I'mma shit talk every growth they pull out, just for you.
Anonymous
I have a screencap of what you did 1.1 You pathetic sack of samefag shit
Anon 1.1 !5Od7a9IAzs
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>>14005014 it was only like 2 minutes.
Fuck that shit, Don't watch OP
Anonymous
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>>14005018 Then just post it, don't be an autistic samefag
Anonymous
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>>14005018 Watching mini episode then. Laughing at how much these drawing would be considered politically incorrect so far.
Anonymous
>>14005039 Nope. Not sure how to tell them. Really scared of telling my little brother.
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If there really is nothing more that can be done. Get as many credit cards as you can and go nuts. Do whatever it takes to acquire as much cash as possible. Take out loans with every loanshark in town, what the fuck are they gonna do. Then make it rain everywhere. Acquire maximum bitches
Anon 1.1 !5Od7a9IAzs
>>14004941 Can someone confirm this?
not him dying, but him actually being on /sp/
Anonymous
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>>14005060 Don't do it. Fly out to Kabul and go out guns blazing against the Taliban.
Anonymous
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>>14005068 Well, he was a frequent poster and then all of a sudden the posts stopped.
Someone claimed to know him IRL and said he died in a car wreck.
Cyberdwarf !!YCa/LkQEE4a
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We're pulling for you bro. Be brave, be strong, and be kind. And fuck bitches.
Anonymous
All jokes aside, please make sure to donate your body to science. Don't blow it up or stupid shit like that. Some good may come out of your life even after it's ended.
Anonymous
What type of cancer do you have.
Anonymous
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>>14005109 Let the man do what he wants with his body.
If he wants to party and blow his body up in the process then just let him.
Anonymous
>>14005082 I dunno man. My dad was never really in our lives so I was always the example for my little brother. I know it's stupid and prideful, but I don't ever wanna let the kid think I'm weak.
>>14005111 Ass cancer.
As for science, they can do whatever they want to my body once I'm dead. I do kinda want a viking burial cause they're so bad ass. So sew me up after and then kick me out to sea while on fire.
Anonymous
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I'd make up a story about how I know all the secrets of perpetual energy right before I die.
Anonymous
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>>14004977 this. i wouldn't say 100% but majority of the battle is a mental fight. Stay strong bro and don't give up hope
Anonymous
>>14005162 Sucks to have colon/intestinal cancer.
Maybe there could be a way around it.
What are you symptoms?
Anonymous
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>>14005162 Don't worry. Fighting a virtually insurmountable illness to the bitter end is hardly weak.
Anonymous
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>>14004944 There comes a point where fighting cancer is pointless
Anonymous
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>>14005162 you have a Carcinoma type cancer.
How do you usually feel?
Anonymous
>>14005178 >Don't worry OP Dr. Anon is on the case! He'll surely with a list of your symptoms think of something your doctor won't think of!
Anonymous
>>14005209 Well, Dr. Anon and I both have medical degrees from Internet University. I think we can figure something out that those quack IRL doctors gloss over.
Anonymous
Well it feels like there's a thosand weird little bubbles of pain along my left side underneath my rib cage, and there's constant pressure in my guts like I have to shit. And when I do actually use the bathroom there's a bright red blood stain when I wipe. As well as random sharp spikes of pain along my abdomen and in my chest.
Anonymous
>>14005218 hell yeah, we are hella smart, all dem motherphuckkers lyin and gettin me pissed
>>14005228 seems to be entirely local. Sorry to say it, but it looks a little dark for you, but your heart can be a flair and light up the dark hallway
Anonymous
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>>14005228 I have to conclude you have colon cancer.
Anonymous
>>14005228 have you developed any sores in the last 3-4 months?
Anonymous
>>14005228 Have any of your doctors talked to you about a colon removal?
Anonymous
>>14005246 >but your heart can be a flair and light up the dark hallway Its like I'm really in a highschool english class.
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>>14005228 stop fucking horses then, moron. reported for not sports.
Anonymous
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>>14005270 or /lit/ at 5 am
Anonymous
>>14005262 From the blood in his shit I'm going to go out on a limb and say yes.
Anonymous
>>14005279 He is hemorrhaging around his colon and anus, thus causing blood in his shit, a common symptom in advanced cancer(Stage II+)
Anonymous
>>14005266 That's something we'll probably be discussing tomorrow.
>>14005262 I'm not a med student.. on the outside of me or on the inside? Outside no.
Anonymous
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Well along with my prognosis, Doctors Anon, Anon, Anon, Anon, Anon and Anon all believe colon cancer is the root cause. Chemotherapy is going to be your best chance at fighting. However, don't listen to that quack Dr. Anon. He's a nutjob who will offer you nothing but "homeopathic" remedies. Don't believe him, its nothing but pure shit.
Anonymous
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Will you guys stop with the inquisitions? He's going to see a real Doctor tomorrow for further analysis. I'd wish you the best of luck, OP, but you don't need it. You're strong enough to face this, regardless of how grim or bright the other opinions you receive will be. Don't fret over your loved ones either. Just say what you need to say to them and not a word more.
Anonymous
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bank your sperm. Find some willing female to continue your line.
Darren Fletcher's Immune System !okPrUmT1qY
Darren Fletcher's Immune System !okPrUmT1qY Mon 01 Aug 2011 13:28:00 No. 14005313 Report Quoted By:
Having sections of colon removed is a semi-common procedure. Plus, cancer is not the killer it used to be even 10-15 years ago with Medical and Pharmacetical advances. Survival rates are increasing. And if you do need intense pain therapy, some people can get purified heroin to help with it. Although if you're american it might cost you muchos.
Anonymous
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>>14005294 Gee you must be a doctor. Nobody could conclude that there was bleeding in his colon from his colon cancer! I figured he just ate an extra rare steak.
Anonymous
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Save some money and freeze yourself in one of those cryogenic chambers where they will keep you until the day they find a cure.
Anonymous
>>14005296 Inside.
How frequent are you irritated by them
Anonymous
speaking of death, should I do this? Got the bleach ready to go.
Anonymous
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>>14005334 It's your call, not ours, but if this is the end for you, know that it's been a pleasure.
Anonymous
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>>14005334 Dude...
Dude...
Dude...
Not funny.
Anonymous
>>14005334 Are you thinking of injecting bleach into your veins?
Cyberdwarf !!YCa/LkQEE4a
>>14005334 well if you think about it, bleach is mostly water
and we're mostly water
therefore we are bleach
Anonymous
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>>14005334 >not fighting till the last second Anonymous
>>14005355 No he's gonna do some heroin and wash his socks.
Anonymous
>>14005334 OP here. I'm not suicidal.
Why would you want to lose everything? In my opinion dying just means things can't get better.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>14005356 AND that one shitty anime show on cartoon network on saturdays is also bleach.
Therefore we are shitty anime on cartoon network.
Anonymous
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>>14005362 Ah, makes sense.
I hate it when my socks are dirty after doing heroin.
Anonymous
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>>14005333 Stop acting like you are an oncologist.
Mike Vick ♥'s ({SKRAMZ}) !YI1vg5VbAU
>>14005334 Is that a Polaroid of a chicks ass in the top left?
Anonymous
>>14005363 You really should make a trip, keep us posted.
Anonymous
>>14005334 This is an obvious troll but brings up a question.
Why do you have a syringe sitting around your house?
Anonymous
>>14005385 I don't support this. There's something poetic about an anonymous poster going out. It's a reminder that it could have been any of us.
Anonymous
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>>14005384 Also is that hookah tobacco?
I have so many questions about this picture.
Anonymous
>>14005333 Daily? I mean.. It's pretty constant I think.
>>14005334 Also, is that an ass in the background?
>>14005385 Eh, maybe if there's interesting updates or something but the odds of me talking to the exact same set of people on 4chan again are slim.
Anonymous
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Just make sure to say "Bang" on your way out, /sp/artan.
Anonymous
>>14005400 but I post as Anonymous
and Anon has cancer
therefore all anons have cancer
Anonymous
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>>14005400 You were born an anon and you'll die an anon.
Or you'll survive cancer as an anon.
Hopefully the latter.
Anonymous
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>>14005417 >all anons have cancer Tell me about it.
Anonymous
>>14005415 So? Anon archives/screencaps this thread so curious minds can know what you're talking about
Anonymous
Hang in there, man. 8 years ago I went through chemo and radiation for bone cancer, and it was hell. I know it sounds corny as fuck, but a positive attitude goes a long way, if not for you then those around you. And you can never be too nice to the staff members that clean up your piss and vomit (of which there will be plenty).
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>14005436 This thread should be archived for several reasons.
Anonymous
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if you are american i suggest traveling to europe and taiwan for some 5 dollar prostitutes that will do anything you ask
Cyberdwarf !!YCa/LkQEE4a
OP, read this. It's long, and by someone you've never heard of, but I think you might enjoy it.
http://pmpub.krose.org/forum?action=view&forum_id=2&message_id=343015&refresh=1252453746 TJC !hRWQr2OSpA
/sp/ just sent me a ban warning because of something I said in this thread. Lol whoops.
Anonymous
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>>14005455 ban warning?
wtf /sp/ doesn't have mods...
Anonymous
>>14005393 >implying I don't have two in case one breaks That is hookah tobacco and yes that is a picture of a chick's ass.
Anonymous
>>14005472 So what's heroin like?
Anonymous
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>>14005437 That's awwwful. My friend had bone cancer and he lost an arm. I hope things turned out better for you. But yeah, I actually know some of the staff workers here, I did an internship last year at Mass General. It wasn't fun for me to clean up some of the shit I had to, so I will always be nice to anyone who helps me out.
>>14005453 Will read soon, pretty tired right now.
>>14005455 Automatic warning or mod warning? Sorry I'm getting you in trouble.
Anonymous
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>>14005487 When I first did the drug an old dude told me this
The pros and cons of heroin addiction is
Pro:Its the best thing in the world and you won't want to do anything else
Con:Its the best thing in the world and you won't want to do anything else.
and withdrawals are the worst feeling in the world.
Anonymous
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>>14005487 I think they are insulin needles.
So what's diabetes like fatty?
Anonymous
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>>14005472 Are you Jay Cutler?
Mike Vick ♥'s ({SKRAMZ}) !YI1vg5VbAU
This thread is fucking whacked. I hope OP kicks cancer's ass. The dude with the needles doesn't act stupid, almost two years clean feelsgoodman, and I'm going to make myself something to eat.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>14005538 >Vick Trip >Commits Felonies >Recovering heroin addict whyamInotsurprised.jpg
Anonymous
>>14005538 Googled insulin needles. Has that orange cap thingy from the first picture. I would assume you can buy them for cheap syringes. Dunno much drug stuff. Thanks for the support man, I may go to bed now. Taking work off because of my appointments and then talking to my family this evening. Not looking forward to it. Any of it. Good luck in court bro, stay safe.
Anonymous
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At our rate of pollution, food additives, radio transmission infrastructure, and overall lack of medical support, cancer keeps becoming more common. Pretty soon this will be a reality:>2038 >Not having cancer
Anonymous
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Kudos to you OP, I hope you keep us updated
Cyberdwarf !!YCa/LkQEE4a
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>>14005579 Good luck bro. Keep us updated.
Anonymous
I'll try and keep you updated. Maybe one day beating cancer will be a sport and I'll be an all-pro with bone cancer guy. Here's hoping I have hair when that happens. And a colon. And a beating heart.
Anonymous
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>>14005670 if you go through chemo dude its a long way back. shit puts your body down like crazy
Anonymous