"Flies out to center. Over the shoulder it is...caught by Willie Mays."
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>The most uninteresting man in the world.png
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THAT IS A DISGUSTING ACT BY RANDY MOSS
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"The puck is along the board with 5 seconds to go. The US has beaten the USSR, and we'll see you tomorrow night."
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Joe Buck: “I am stunned the Angels don’t have anyone warming up in their bullpen.” McCarver: I am your co-stunner.
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"Sellers inbounds to Jordan. He runs to the foul line. Hangs over Ehlo and releases...it's good. The Bulls win the series."
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"The aliens have taken over, and are going to bomb the White House. Here's the drop...and bam, our country...is over"
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"Here's the pitch from Mitch Williams. And it's a deep fly ball to left field and this ball is.. Gone. Once again, the Toronto Blue Jays, are World Champions."
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"Favre takes the snap, throws over his shoulder, intercepted by Tracy Porter who runs it up the line to the Vikings 49."
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Edgar Martinez hits it to the outfield... the Mariners will advance to the ALCS
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The kick by Norwood is...wide right. And the game is over. Next is the Fox postgame show, brought to you by Budweiser.
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feel with it
"The ball falls to Dennis Bergkamp.... Dennis Bergkamp. He scores. Dennis Bergkamp. Dennis Bergkamp. Ahhh, Dennis Bergkamp."
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Reagan with the call...Gorbachev has taken down the wall...Germany is no longer split.
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Okay all fun and games here blah blah But serious time now, WHY IS HE STILL EMPLOYED???????????
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The motorcade seems to be slowing down now. Some loud bangs have been heard. The President has been shot. The President is dead. Stay tuned for an all new Cleveland Show here on FOX
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Chastain takes the penalty... it's good. the USA wins the World Cup.
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"Your vagina feels good, Mrs. Buck. Yes indeed it feels very good. I am going to ejaculate. Here I go... and I'm done."
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"The pitch from Eckersley...hit well into right, that's gone, the Dodgers take Game 1"
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"And the 2nd plane has just hit. Both towers are now aflame. Wow. You saw that live here on Fox."
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Douglas hits an uppercut...and another uppercut...and Tyson is down.
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>>14286390 Now for our New York correspondent sponsored by Pizza Huy
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>>14286463 New York's newest Chinese pizza outfit. Pizza Huy, where the chopsticks matter.
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Gibson is up to bat. Swings...and it's gone. The Dodgers win. Stay tuned for the Fox postgame show, brought to you by Miller Lite.
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"Foreman stepping in. His punches land right to Frazier's face... and Frazier goes down."
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"And he breathes his last breath,jesus is dead,he has been crucified,we take this time to remind you that this execution was brought you you by Canon"Capture every Special momen""
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"Vick throws...and it's incomplete. It's 3rd and Papa John's."
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Grant Hill with a 3/4 pass to Laettner...turnaround jumper...and it's in. Duke is heading to the Final Four.
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The worst thing about Joe Buck is that he doesn't care. He knows he doesn't care, and we know that he knows he doesn't care. Its not even that his voice remains calm or monotone, but its the apathy in his voice that irks me and I'm sure a lot of you. I mean he doesn't have to turn himself into a crazy loud-ass like Gus Johnson to be considered good, but if he'd just put in an effort and care into his voice he'd be a LOT better.
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"...Into Tamburello, and Senna's in the wall."
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"My father was a good man. He was a good husband. He was a good father. He was a good announcer. This eulogy is brought to you by Budweiser: the King of Beers."
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"And Japan has surrended.The War is over. Goodnight."
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a lateral....and another lateral...the band is on the field now...this is the most amazing thing i have ever seen. the california golden bears have defeated stanford. just a reminder, this game is brought to you in part by gatorade. gatorade: is it in you?
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>>14286594 We've just received word that Ayrton Senna... is dead. Now for the post-race analysis brought to you by Bud Light: superior drinkability.
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Anyone have a link to the video where Joe Buck says "coming up...a baseball game" when he's talking about the World Series?
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You know your team did something awesome when it can actually get this guy to emote
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Bonds hits it hard. Its going deep and its gone. Bonds now has the all time home run record as the Giants take the lead.
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"If Michigan makes this field goal, they will escape the cusp of defeat from 1-AA Appalachian State... Snap is good. And it is blocked. Appalachian State recovers they ball, they win the game. Stay tuned for the brilliant analysis of Mark May and Lou Holtz right here on FOX."
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John Lennon just got shot,he is dead. This senseless murder brought to you by slim jim,snap into a slim jim
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"Oh no. Clint Malarchuk is bleeding from the neck. This is awful. This is a good a time as any to tell you the game tonight is brought to you by Bounty paper towels. It's the quicker picker upper."
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>>14286634 the fabled Joe Buck Emotions, they do exist
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>>14286634 It involved a New York team, that's why he cared.
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And Lorenzo Neal fields the kick. He runs right. He hands the ball to Wychek. Wychek spins around...and he throws the ball to Dyson. And Dyson is running. There are no defenders around Dyson. And he runs it into the endzone. The Titans win the game, which incidentally was brought to you by Frank's Happy Car Rental. Why be sad, when you can buy Happy?
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Thomson hits it hard... and it's good. The Giants have just won the pennant. I'm Joe Buck, and we'll see you tomorrow.
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Thompson drives into left field......and the Giants win the NL Pennant. Stay tuned for the Chevy post-game show.
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>yfw, Joe Buck could very well end up casting US Men's National Team games after Ian Darke dies of a heart attack after a miraculous US goal
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The seals move into the compound.They open fire. And they have shot Osama Bin Laden. He appears to be dead. Please join us next week as the saints take on the colts.
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>>14286390 "In this type of situation you always want to square up the building with your plane and try to get as much solid contact as possible. Watch as how the pilot keeps his eyes on the target and his head level on the follow through. That is the mark of an all star terrorist, and a reason why this man has won 75 virgins in his career. If he missed that building he wouldn't have another chance at that situation again"
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>>14286754 >that feel when you look through the photo gallery of the helicopter crash victims DEM ALPHAS
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In 2011, shortly after broadcasting Super Bowl XLV for Fox, Buck developed a virus on the nerves of his left vocal cord. Despite the ailment, which according to Buck "came out of the blue" and has hampered his ability to raise his voice, he has continued to broadcast baseball for Fox during the 2011 season I didn't know he raised his voice
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"Boise State will attempt a 2 point conversion. The ball is handed off to Johnson. The 2 point conversion is good. This game has been brought to you by Tostitos. Tostitos, share something good.
swing for the fences !QTb2rHHrcw
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"Do you believe in miracles. I guess you have to. USA wins."
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>>14286592 Think about all the family get-togethers he's ruined. All the Thanksgiving football games made shitty because of his sopoforic voice. This is why I hate him.
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It is...played in behind the net. Matteau picks up the puck...wraps it around...he scores. Stephan Matteau has scored in overtime. The New York Rangers will play for the Stanley Cup.
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>>14286825 dude no one gives a fuck about irrelevant hockey games
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Aaron Boone hits it. He hits it hard. And it's...gone. Yankees win. My goodness.
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>>14286808 It would be bearable if he only did podunk games or the odd mlb broadcast, but this fucker is put in positions of the highest Nielsen-rated broadcasts. He has immense control over many people's viewing experience. It's inexplicable.
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>>14286825 >referencing furpuck other than Miracle on Ice Anonymous
>>14286825 Matteau....Matteau....Matteau....Matteau...Matteau.
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I honestly wish Joe Buck only called hokcey games like the ones ITT, because then at least no one would hear his voice since no one would be watching the games
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>>14286808 "Cousin Jimmy goes back to pass and finds my nephew Daniel open forty yards deep for a touchdown. And with that we go to my sister Nancy to talk about this year's turkey."
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"2 seconds left...75 yards to go. Randall throws it, its caught by henderson, lsu wins"
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Brad May, skating in over the line....and he scores. The Buffalo Sabres have eliminated the Boston Bruins in overtime.
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>>14286825 >>14286860 Roy with a right. Roy with a right.Roy with a right.You guys had better believe this.
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"A crazed man has entered the broadcasting booth. Now he's aiming at me...and I've been shot. The bullet has pierced my heart. Tell my wife that I love her. This death brought to you by State Farm life insurance."
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>>14286909 And as I gasp for life, cheers ring out across the country.
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I am so angry with you Gus. I come home and find you sleeping with my wife. I thought we were peers Gus. This infidelity brought to you by Ashley Madison.
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Kane shoots, the ruling from the ice is that the puck is in.... After reviewing the call, the Chicago Blackhawks have won the Stanley Cup. Stay tuned for a new episode of Family Guy, here on Fox.
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"And Tyree catches it against his helmet. That was pretty cool.">mfw this actually happened
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>>14286909 >No "Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there" Anonymous
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And here's the pitch from Mays. It seems to have hit Ray Chapman... and he has fallen over. This game is brought to you by Ford: horses with motors.
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and dempsey gets the ball, shoots it, ball is deflected, and donovan saunters up and kicks the ball and its in the goal. the US has defeated algeria and will move on in the world cup in south africa and speaking of south africa, today's game has been brought to you by hellman's real mayonnaise
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Inbounds to Reggie Miller for 3...and good. He steals the inbound and goes behind the line and hits again.
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>>14286975 0/10 that sucked.
try again
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>>14286975 "What an amazing goal. It's like a movie or something."
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"So the winning run is at second base, with two outs, three and two to Mookie Wilson....little roller up along first...it's behind the bag. It gets through Buckner. Here comes Knight, and the Mets win it. This game brought to you by Miller Light."
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"And Chalmers will shoot the three-pointer... and he makes it. We're going to overtime."
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"Raymond Borque lifts the cup after playing hockey for around 22 years or so."
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"This thread is very funny."
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What I absolutely love about this is that it's not just a small contingent of people on the internet that can't stand him. It's everyone in America. Everybody hates Joe Buck.
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>>14286975 Dempsey misses... Donovan going to try... it's in, America advances
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and down it goes, and there it drops. it's over. america has melted the faces right off those dirty japs this atomic bomb is brought to you by toyota
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"We wanna take this time to remind you that the season premiere of House is on tomorrow night at 8/7 central."
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Yzerman dumps it in from behind the blue line....and gets through Casey. The Red Wings are going to the Stanley Cup Finals.
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>>14287026 Anonymous posts, and it is over. 300 posts, this thread is autosaged. This thread is brought to you by Skittles. Skittles: Taste the Rainbow.
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>>14286825 To expand:
"A couple of seconds left now, just waiting for the faceoff...I'd like to take this time to remind you that the season premiere of House will be coming up after the game. The puck drops and...the Rangers win the Stanley Cup. Stay tuned for House."
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I think
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fkCSZKbyL94 is more relevant than ever in this thread.
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Jeter hits the ball. It lands, and he is safe. This is his 3000th hit. This 3000th hit is brought to you by Allstate: Are you in good hands?
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>>14287026 I laughed at various points while reading some of the posts. Proving the old adage, funny joke is funny. This thread was brought to you by Cuban Gynecologist and Auto Salesman.
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"Maradona gets the ball at mid field. He gets past the midfielder... he still has it. Diego Maradona's gonna try to score. He gets past the goalie... and the ball is in the net. It looks like Argentina will advance in the World Cup. An incredible finish to an incredible game."
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>>14287118 There is no way that you came up with this. It's too perfect.
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"And now our president, John F. Kennedy, is making his way towards Dealey Plaza.. And it appears that there are gunshots around the area, hopefully no one gets hur-- And the President has been shot, the people in the car are panicking as they try and aid him, but to no avail.. My goodness.. This live event has been brought to you by Coca-Cola; things go better with Coke.
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"and now we see Aragorn Elessar approaching the Black Gate, facing certain doom. Oh and I see Gandalf the White out there, Maia of Eru Iluvatar creator of all. You know what keeps your white's truly white? Tide Bleach, now with the Tide Bleach pen. Aragorn has finished a speech and is leading the Men of the West to face the unnumbered hoard of Sauron's minions. Oh, how about that, it appears the millenia old Dark Tower of Barad-dur is collapsing. Sauron's One Ring has been destroyed and Middle Earth has been saved from collapsing into darkness. Remember, if you ever need a ring, Kay Jewelers have your back. Every kiss begins with 'Kay."
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Havlicek deflects the ball. The Celtics will run out the clock.
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>>14287147 >This live event has been brought to you by Coca-Cola; things go better with Coke. and speaking of coke, we now take you to the funeral of amy winehouse
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Here's the pitch, Thompson swings, it goes deep into left field...gone. Giants win the National League pennant...
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>>14287147 Fucking brilliant. Joe Buck just needs to get coked up before every game.
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"Bottom of the 11th, wakefield pitching for the sox in relief...Aaron Boone at the plate...down the line...and it's gone...the Yankees are going to the World Series...brought to you by Chevorlet..."
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4th and 1 for the Redskins... Thiesmann hands off to Riggins, he has the first down and more...30...20..10...touchdown. Redskins have the lead in Super Bowl XVII. A record setting run for John Riggins. ...
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>>14287161 I'm saving this before you delete it again for some reason
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Kopitardashian [CHILLINGLY BASED] !!q+5gdjfhy9E Sat 13 Aug 2011 05:35:00 No. 14287278 Report Quoted By:
Thank you for watching the NFL ON FOX. Just a reminder to stay tuned to FOX after the game for an all new episode of the Simpsons on FOX
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"Montana avoiding the rush, throws it to the back of the endzone. Caught by Clark, and the 49ers are going to the Super Bowl. Don't forget that a new season of American Dad premiers this Tuesday on Fox"
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"I'm...just really excited right now. It just goes to show you that anything...is possible."
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>>14287310 Holy shit, this made me piss myself laughing.
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>>14287310 At this moment...I consider myself...to be the most fortunate individual...in this universe.
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"And here's Matt Bryant preparing to attempt a 62-yard field goal to beat the Eagles...here's the kick...and it's good. The Buccaneers beat the Eagles. Stay tuned to Fox for a new episode of Family Guy."
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>>14287161 > joe_buck_stoneface_model_2.jpg wat
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"And here's the pitch. Struck him out, and that completes the perfect game for Larsen. The Yankees have tied the series, and we will see you tomorrow brought to you by Ford."
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"Ash Ketchum, from pallet town...getting ready to battle Mewtwo. he signals with his right hand and Pickachu will make an appearance in relief for Kingler who just didn't have a chance out there...this call to the bullpen brought to you by Joe's Crab Shack, get crabs by the bucket full at Joe's Crab Shack..."
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>>14287369 This debilitating disease is brought to you by Pillsbury...
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And the Hindenberg has arrived. It is attaching itself to the mooring... Oh, no. It appears that it has caught on fire. This doesn't appear to be good, folks... and if you're not feeling good, try Jebediah's miracle elixer: It will cure what's ailing you.
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"Castillo pops it up. Alou is underneath to make the grab. A fan takes it away from Alou. Oh well it's no big deal the cubs are still leading the game and the series. That play brought to you by Sony Walkman."
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>Describe events of a sporting event >Say the slogan for a company HURP DURP ARCHIVE
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>>14287555 >Couldn't come up with a good one Anonymous
>>14287555 "This attempt to troll the thread brought to you by Visine. Gets the Red Out."
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>>14286672 Oh shit I hadn't seen this one
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>>14287555 And this gentleman is mad. His mad is spilling over and it is visible in his post. This anger was brought to you by Glad bags. Don't get mad, get glad.
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>>14287555 'Sup Joe? How's it feel to know your entire life is nothing more than a crappy sequel?
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>>14287555 "This butthurt brought to you by Preparation H"
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"Eli drops back....and he is sacked. Maybe not, looks like he escaped the line and throws it deep downfield and...Tyree catches it with his helmet for the first down and with that we'll take the time to tell you that this game is bought to you by McDonalds, I'm lovin' it. Giants are set and Eli drops back for another deep pass and...caught by a wide open Plaxico Burress, and the Giants take the lead 17 to 14."
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Kopitardashian [CHILLINGLY BASED] !!q+5gdjfhy9E Sat 13 Aug 2011 05:52:00 No. 14287708 Report Quoted By:
This will be the 18th pitch of the at bat for Clement. 2-1 count, here's the pitch. Long fly ball...Home run Alex Cora
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>>14287682 The amount of failure exhibited in this post is astounding.
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>>14287682 >Using one he actually called Anonymous
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>>14287682 you're...you're just an idiot.
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"Thrall is down and out...looks like Mannoroth will maintain control of the orcs...here comes Hellscream...he leaps in the air, swinging Gorehowl and it issssssss good. Hellscream has destroyed Mannoroth and freed the orcs. Looks like Hellscream suffered an injury and is being carted off the field. We will give you an injury update as soon as possible. This epic battle brought to you by Dark Iron Ale. Stay tuned for American Idol featuring a special performance by the Level 70 Elite Tauren Chieftain"
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>>14287710 to this day the sheer amount of holding that the giants got away with on that play annoys me
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>>14287778 U MAD U MAD 18-1 U MAD
Thought I'd get that out of the way.
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Son, I am disappoint.
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>>14287778 >4 years later >You still mad The Patriots cheated their way to THREE Super Bowls. Are you really disappointed with how the 2000's went?
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"we're now into hour three of the game... You'll remember we started late to accomodate that Gehrig ceremony where he said he was lucky...this pitching change is brought to you by Lucky Strike and maybe I'll go set something on fire. Speaking of fire you'll remember my famous call of the Hindenburg disaster.."oh, what a bummer". "
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>>14287798 not completely, but yeah a little
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Flutie takes the snap, time winding down, avoids a tackle, just throws on up there, and Gerard Phelan some how comes up with it to give Boston College the win wow, this game has been brought to you by Pepto Bismol, remember heartburn, indegestion, upset stomach, diarhea, pepto does it all, what a game
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4th and very long for the Steelers. It's looking like their fairy tail season's coming to an end. There's the snap...Bradshaw...scrambling...throws, it's knocked away and...caught by Franco Harris. Harris is going to score. The Steelers win...and the fans are mobbing the field. This is a disgusting display by the Steelers fan.
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>>14287915 The ending saved it and made me laugh.
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>>14287915 >This is a disgusting display by the Steelers fan. Thats a bit too much emotion for Buck.
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"Kratos...inside of Gaia battling his adoptive Father Zeus...and...here's Zeus trying to tire out Kratos with clones of himself but it doesn't look like it's working...and Kratos gets him down and starts bashing his face in as the whole screen fills with red...this show of violence brought to you by Hephestus' Blacksmith, if you're in hell, make sure to make a trip to Hephestus' Blacksmith shop for all your demon fighting needs...stayed tuned in for house..."
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>>14287962 He was drunk that night
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"With no time left on the clock, the Jets have won the Super Bowl. An AFL team has defeated an NFL team for the first time ever. And Namath is triumphantly waving his hand in the air."
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"Joe Buck here, live from the delivery room waiting on my first born to enter the world. Before he arrives, is there anything you would like to say, wife?" AAAAAARRRHHHHHHHHHH- "Alright then. I want to apologize for my wife's unprofessional conduct, she obviously hasn't been in the business long. Wait a second, it seems like the child is crowning. My wife gives another push and yes, I am a father to a little boy, Joe Buck Jr. sponsored by Fox. Is there anything you'd like to say Junior?" I just want to thank the support staff here in the hospital. It is the guys behind the scene who help guys like me do my job. What is this, it appears my mother shat herself and tore her vagina in two while bringing me into the world, a disgusting display by Mrs. Buck. Well, it is time for me to suckle, back to you Joe Buck. "Thanks Joe Buck Jr. sponsored by Fox, let's send it back to the studio"