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>Tim Tebow could hardly contain himself. He was heading for his coach's office. He had a feeling he was going to be named the teams starting QB after Kyle Orton's struggles. He also had a raging hard on. "Coach, you wanted to see me?" Tim called out opening the door. "Come in." John Fox replied. Tim entered to see his coach shirtless behind his desk. "Sorry, I spilled coffee on my shirt." John said. "No problem coach." Tim took a seat. "Tim, we don't see you at QB. I'm thinking of turning you into a tight end." Tim looked to his left, he grabbed a bottle of water. "Coach, let's discuss this over some wine." Tim said pouring some out of the water bottle. His erection was prepared to burst out of his pants. "I love tight ends coach" Tim started as he leaned across the desk. He got close to his coach's ear. "but I'd rather you turn me into a wide receiver."