OK, here's the summary in simple terms. Simple terms everyone can understand. The Brewers did not, in fact, lose, because losing requires that there was another team playing against you that deserved to be in the same stadium. This "Cardinals" team, if I can call it that, is nothing more than a pack of wanna-bes and has beens and never will bes and compared to the Brew, are little pansies begging their mother for a T-Ball set so they can get a better suck at her big saggy tits. I think the Cardinals should give up their trophies and any claim to the NL title and let the real men step up. I guaran-fuckin-tee it, there's nothing worse than having to watch these sacks of shit, or should I call your mother and ask her? Get down on the floor before I mop you all up. Fuck this shit.