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!owhrLEDWZE No.15867030 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Time to make a choice, /sp/!

Option 1: Your favorite team will win four of its leagues next ten championships.

Option 2: Your both your most hated team and the athlete of your choosing will never win a championship for the rest of your life.

Option 3: THE MYSTERY BOX!!!!!