Anonymous
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This isn't just any old choking. This is... ...Advanced choking.
Anonymous
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TIIIIIMMMESSSSSSSSS UPPPPPPPPP RANGEEERRRRRRRSSSSSSSSS
Anonymous
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SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT
Anonymous
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OH GOD THESE THREADS. I LOVE IT
Anonymous
Anonymous
Hey Feliz, the Cardinals will strike out any day now. eh Feliz? eh Feliz? eh Feliz? eh Feliz?
Anonymous
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Oh god. Yes. So much yes.
Anonymous
i don't have a jpg with enough why in it for this situation
Tony Reali !ESPNc/gG9g
WHAT IF WE TAKE THE OUTFIELD
Anonymous
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>>16017015 OH GOD FUCKING 10/10
AHAHAHAHAHA LOLING HARD
Tony Reali !ESPNc/gG9g
AND PUSH IT SOMEWHERE ELSE?
Anonymous
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Best thread on 4chan
Anonymous
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>bumping while still fucking mad
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>16017030 >>16017059 that idea may be crazy enough...
TO GET US TO A GAME 7
Anonymous
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>>16017092 oh shit loling hard
Proud_Buffalo !c4.koOQULk
What are you spongebob choking? No I'm teeeexxxaaasssss What's the difference?
AustinCollie'sVisor !6Jwen.dQLg
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>>16017015 POST OF THE YEAR
ALL YEARS
Anonymous
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GAME SEVENNN GAME SEVENNN GAME SEVENNN
Anonymous
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Maybe Cruz Could have Caught that ball if he didn't have BIG....MEATY... CLAWWSSS
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>16017134 POST OF THE THREAD
TAKE MY MONEY
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
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FELIZ, YOU ARE GOING TO FINISH THIS INNING, AND YOU ARE GONNA LIKE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Many Moods of Brandon Marshall (formerly FlashIsBack) !!BPyNPdTHQX9
The Many Moods of Brandon Marshall (formerly FlashIsBack) !!BPyNPdTHQX9 Fri 28 Oct 2011 09:01:00 No. 16017242 Report YOU ONLY NEED THREE MORE STRIKES STRIKETY STRIKETY STRIKE
Anonymous
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>This fucking thread
Anonymous
Anonymous
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Hey Feliz... do you think you could finish this inning a little.... better?
Anonymous
Anonymous
caller: Is this the World Series Champs? NO THIS IS THE RANGERS
Anonymous
Tony Reali !ESPNc/gG9g
hey patrick i thought of something funnier than game 6
Yfw Iran !I78G5qLNtQ
Anti-Tripfag !!vMack8mse6R
Anonymous
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ARCHIVE THISARCHIVE THISARCHIVE THISARCHIVE THISARCHIVE THISARCHIVE THISARCHIVE THISARCHIVE THISARCHIVE THISARCHIVE THISARCHIVE THISARCHIVE THISARCHIVE THISARCHIVE THISARCHIVE THISARCHIVE THISARCHIVE THISARCHIVE THISARCHIVE THISARCHIVE THISARCHIVE THISARCHIVE THISARCHIVE THISARCHIVE THIS
Bruno Mars's Esophagus !!F60ixeXW8ey
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archive this thread
Anonymous
>>16017355 >using regular Yotsuba >>>/b/ Tony Reali !ESPNc/gG9g
Anonymous
>>16017355 >Yotsuba The fuck are you doing?
Anonymous
Rev up those fryers, because we are one strike away from winning the world series!
Anti-Tripfag !!vMack8mse6R
Tony Reali !ESPNc/gG9g
Anonymous
>>16017377 >>16017386 4chan+ is bugged, makes all boards Yotsuba. Don't know why, but it's been like this for a long time. If you want blue you have to change it every time you reload the page
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>16017406 Click Yotsuba B three or four times and refresh. It should stick.
Anonymous
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>>16017406 just manually change it and retake the picture.
Anonymous
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Magic conch shell, will the Rangers ever win the World Series?
Anonymous
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Uh.... Hello there... Magic conch uhhh.... I was wondering uhhh... Should I win game 6 or game 7?
Anonymous
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>>16017331 Fucking lost it. LMAO
Albiceleste !ssM386Fdio
Anonymous
Anonymous
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F IS FOR FREESE WHO HITS GAME-WINNING HITS U IS FOR YOU COLLAPSING N IS FOR NEPTALI CHOOOOOOOKING
Proud_Buffalo !c4.koOQULk
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Is this trophy any better Ron Washington? I made this one, with my tears.
Anonymous
You like blowing saves, don't you Feliz?
Anonymous
A Sad History Major !AoM37BbxIs
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KEEP THOSE CLOSERS COMING TEXAS
Anonymous
F is for Fielders who miss game winning catches.. U is for Useless pitching! N is for no hitting, gay dugouts, and 11 innings.. Here in the M-L-B!!!
!!vMack8mse6R
Anonymous
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>This game is a load of barnacles
Anonymous
so much autism in one thread
AustinCollie'sVisor !6Jwen.dQLg
>>16017515 so much mad in one post
Anonymous
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>>16017504 FUCKING LOL SO HARD
Anonymous
Anonymous
Synonymous
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Spongebob is for faggots, but these threads are unbelievably hilarious every time, and /sp/ doesn't even need to change the filenames to ridiculous things to make them funny. I love /sp/
Anonymous
this is the Texas Rangers call LOSER! LOSER! LOSER! LOSER!
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
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Omg I've never laughed so hard in a spongebob thread
Proud_Buffalo !c4.koOQULk
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>>16017532 Hey, I've heard this call before!
Anonymous
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>>16017540 oh god, dat filename
Anonymous
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>>16017522 lol, whatever
stay autist
Anonymous
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Thats Feliz's closure face..
Anonymous
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Incredible game. I've always mocked Cubs fans for blaming Bartman when they had a game 7 to play. I've always mocked Red Sox Fans for not showing up for game 7 in 1986. Now my team is in this situation. All i want for this team is to comeback tomorrow and show some balls. Birds fans, your team has some stones. Hope you can keep Pujols in the off season.
Anonymous
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i've been here for 6 years....how do you archive a thread?
Requiem !!B/r6i3gA17X
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How come no one has this picture saved? Fuck.
The Many Moods of Brandon Marshall (formerly FlashIsBack) !!BPyNPdTHQX9
The Many Moods of Brandon Marshall (formerly FlashIsBack) !!BPyNPdTHQX9 Fri 28 Oct 2011 09:11:00 No. 16017575 Report I'M CHOKING THE WORLD SERIES AWAY CHOKING IT CHOKING IT CHOKING IT CHOKING IT CHOKING IT CHOKING IT
Anonymous
Have you finished those innings?
The Many Moods of Brandon Marshall (formerly FlashIsBack) !!BPyNPdTHQX9
The Many Moods of Brandon Marshall (formerly FlashIsBack) !!BPyNPdTHQX9 Fri 28 Oct 2011 09:13:00 No. 16017591 Report Quoted By:
>>16017583 /thread
right here.
Anonymous
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>>16017515 so "Autism" has finally evolved to the state of a completely all-purpose word which can mean any possible thing and even convey opposite meanings in certain contexts, huh? never change
Anonymous
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Does this look like a World Series win?
Anonymous
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>david freese's hat
Anonymous
Slapshot !!r69Ed6p5Q+r
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Selig! Selig! What is your take on the world series? Cardinals win lol
Tiësto !SdmSHDqZKg
>''Ron Washington, What do I need to win the World series? >IMAAAGINATTION
Proud_Buffalo !c4.koOQULk
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CLOSING!!!!!!! CLOSSSINNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGG!!!! CLOOSSSSSSIIIIINGGGGGGGG
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>>16017618 Really? You did? I'm surprised since it's your own post.
Anonymous
Tony Reali !ESPNc/gG9g
What do you mean? Of course I can get you outs, Ron. I can count three right off the bat!
Anonymous
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chanarchive request interface this thread is first on the list vote
Anonymous
Proud_Buffalo !c4.koOQULk
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>>16017658 Fucking 5 star post
Autism, autism everywhere
Anonymous
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WINNER TAKES ALLLLLLL
Anonymous
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god the puns are killing me.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
First go like this, score a run - STOP! Lose the lead four times... one, two, three, four. Then... Nelson sucks! Woo! Woo! Stop trying in the 8th inning - Don't forget it! Now it's time to bring Freese around town. Bring him arooooound town! Then you do this, and that, this and that, and this and that, and then... GAME SEVEN!
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>>16017675 >2011 >not being autistic really if you are not autistic and are on this site then you are a fucking loser beyond belief
Anonymous
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CLOSING PLAN NEPTALI NEEDS THE HEIMLICH CLOSING PLAN NEPTALI NEEDS THE HEIMLICH CLOSING PLAN NEPTALI NEEDS THE HEIMLICH CLOSING PLAN NEPTALI NEEDS THE HEIMLICH CLOSING PLAN NEPTALI NEEDS THE HEIMLICH
Anonymous
The Many Moods of Brandon Marshall (formerly FlashIsBack) !!BPyNPdTHQX9
The Many Moods of Brandon Marshall (formerly FlashIsBack) !!BPyNPdTHQX9 Fri 28 Oct 2011 09:19:00 No. 16017714 Report Quoted By:
>>16017698 Goddamn this is awesome.
Anonymous
FINALLY! NOW THAT I'VE GOT YOU RIGHT WHERE I WANT YOU
Anonymous
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AND YOU'RE GOING TO HAND DELIVER THESE CHOKES TO ME PERSONALLY
Anonymous
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>>16017698 oh my god this is FANTASTIC
Anonymous
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>>16017698 why did I laugh
Anonymous
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>>16017698 probably the best spongebob post i've seen in a long time.
Anonymous
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Blow the save? You've gotta be kidding me.
Proud_Buffalo !c4.koOQULk
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Just got an order from the boss. Dump everything that doesn't have to do with saving the game.
Anonymous
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W-w-we have to stop Ron Washington from relapsing and returning to evil, EVIL EEEEVIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Anonymous
>>16017719 I'd like to blow all your saves.
Man !/OeRZ2quxw
Anonymous
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Hey, that's my World Series win! You can have it.
Anonymous
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HEY DEREK HOLLAND WHAT WAS YOUR PLAN FOR PITCHING THIS GAME? MUSTACHES!
Slapshot !!r69Ed6p5Q+r
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Hey look its what the Rangers did.
Tiësto !SdmSHDqZKg
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>''Let's see'' >''Rangers smell...'' >''Rangers smell like (dolphin noise)'' >''You kiss your mother with that mouth?'' >''Sometimes..only in game 6''
Anonymous
I am going to go masturbate to this thread. When I come back I hope that this thread has been archived. Don't choke on me you bastards, we seen enough choking for one game.
Anonymous
Don't give up, Feliz. This time I've got something I know you can do. We're gonna close a game.
Anonymous
Sixers gonna Six !!vu7tUc3YECN
Anonymous
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>>16017760 oh my god my sides
Anonymous
Anonymous
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Thread archived.
Anonymous
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HOW I WILL NEVER WIN A WORLD SERIES HOW I WILL NEVER WIN A WORLD SERIES HOW I WILL NEVER WIN A WORLD SERIES HOW I WILL NEVER WIN A WORLD SERIES HOW I WILL NEVER WIN A WORLD SERIES HOW I WILL NEVER WIN A WORLD SERIES
Groudon !!9aKmRIjeVg1
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>>16017583 That made up for the most depressing loss I've ever seen in my life.
Thank you based /sp/
Proud_Buffalo !c4.koOQULk
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He won the game, secured a save, and won us the world series! HE DID? Noo, but are we going to wait around until he does?
Anonymous
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IM GONNA BUY MORE INNINGS
Anonymous
Anonymous
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WHY CAN'T I HOLD ALL THESE MEATBALLS
Anonymous
C H O K I N G S O N G SONG C H O K I N G S O N G SONG And if you dont think that we can ball it faster then you're wrong But it'll help if you just strike the ball C H O K I N G S O N G SONG Feliz! CHOKE! C H O K I N G S O N G It'll help It'll help If you just strike the ball! O Yea!!
Anonymous
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>>16017760 THIS FUCKING POST RIGHT HERE. THIS FUCKING POST RIGHT HERE.
Anonymous
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>>16017860 Unfunny. Kill yourself
Anonymous
Tony Reali !ESPNc/gG9g
Hey Neftali would you like to blow a save? Only 25 cents!
Groudon !!9aKmRIjeVg1
OH NEFTALI WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Anonymous
Sixers gonna Six !!vu7tUc3YECN
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Is giving up runs late in the game proper technique?
Anonymous
>you will never see a better thread than this no matter how many times you F5 /sp/ for the rest of your life
Anonymous
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>>16017878 THATS IT. That made my morning.
God damn I heard it in her voice and everything. Fuck
Slapshot !!r69Ed6p5Q+r
Welcome to the World Series. How Tough are you? I choked in the World Series. So? In game 6 and took only 1 inning.
Tony Reali !ESPNc/gG9g
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Is blown saves a statistic?
The Many Moods of Brandon Marshall (formerly FlashIsBack) !!BPyNPdTHQX9
The Many Moods of Brandon Marshall (formerly FlashIsBack) !!BPyNPdTHQX9 Fri 28 Oct 2011 09:28:00 No. 16017917 Report Quoted By:
>>16017893 We have threads like this all the time.
We had a Simpsons one earlier this evening.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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Is choking an instrument?
Anonymous
I DECLARE THIS SERIES... OVER!!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous
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I don't need to choke.. I don't need it I don't need it
Proud_Buffalo !c4.koOQULk
For he's a jolly good player, for he's a jolly good player, for he's a jolly good playerrrrrrr, that nobody can deny.
Anonymous
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>>16017893 The NBA one was pretty good too
Anonymous
ALRIGHT CARDINALS, YER TAM IS UP
Anonymous
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>>16017877 >Hey Neftali would you like to blow a save? Only 25 cents! shoot. that was my last quarter
Anonymous
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>>16017950 Who you callin cardinals?
Anonymous
Excuse me, I hope my horrible pitching won't be to much a distraction to you.
Anonymous
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>>16017945 The script doesn't say "nobody can deny". It ends up after "playerrrrrrr" in this case, which is supposed to be the joke.
Proud_Buffalo !c4.koOQULk
Where have I seen this before? Ah right here. Rally squirrel.
Anonymous
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CHOKE TEAM RULES
Anonymous
>>16017979 Not at all my dear boy!
AUEEUUGGHHHH
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>16017979 >>16017991 my favorite spogebob moment turned into even more comedy gold
Requiem !!B/r6i3gA17X
What smells rotten and puts people to sleep?
Anonymous
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>>16017893 We still have
>I am the 18-1 Anonymous
Anonymous
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9th inning chokes! "Will it make me young again?"
Anonymous
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>>16018021 Nelson Cruz's fielding
Anonymous
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MUST...NOT....CHOKE
Anonymous
SPONGEBOB HELP! I CAN'T SAVE
Anonymous
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This is the greatest /sp/ thread I have ever fucking seen. God fucking tier.
Anonymous
It's finally finished! A memoir of the Texans history all the way up to their first World Series, written in red ink!
Anonymous
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>>16017698 Am sorry I just wanted to thank you, I just cried out of laughter. Thanks for that.
Anonymous
Anonymous
We'll just keep you world series rings here until Feliz finishes that game I asked him to close.
Arod1122 !NymOrLzWwM
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>this entire thread
Proud_Buffalo !c4.koOQULk
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It's the 9th inning closer! And he's come to steal the World Series! No no no it's just me, feliz!
Anonymous
Sneak !Fp/9BMagic
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"I think you'd be more comfortable over at THAT place." "Choky Hut Jr's?!"
Anonymous
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It took us three innings to complete that choke... THREE INNINGS!!!!!
Anonymous
Groudon !!9aKmRIjeVg1
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>>16018150 >>16018160 /thread
/life
/universe
Sixers gonna Six !!vu7tUc3YECN
Hi there Is this the final inning? Do you want to blow saves so bad that you can brag about it? Would you rather tear off your nose and walk to the nearest four way intersection and do cocaine than continue pitching for the team you do now? Then come pitch for the Texas Rangers. Where blowing saves is one pitch away.
Anonymous
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>>16018190 BAHAHAH
YES. SO MUCH YES
Anonymous
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>>16018160 >>16018150 Holy shit /sp/
You have my life
After watching the game this thread is the most amazing thing that could've happened
Anonymous
A choke is choke No matter where you go A save is a save Thats what I say A ball is a ball This is surely sooo and Texas should be choking either way But this game is not at home This is not the the choke I know I would trade it all way If you'd showed up and played This choking is not the same without you Its just game Its just another choke without you
Anonymous
Anonymous
Can I get some more saves? We're all out Could you check? No.
Proud_Buffalo !c4.koOQULk
Anonymous
>>16018242 >Hey Ron, I think I found something funnier than 10 innings >Lemme hear it >11 Anonymous
Sixers gonna Six !!vu7tUc3YECN
Anonymous
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>>16018237 LEGENDARY
SAVED FOREVER
Anonymous
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Threads like this is why /sp/ is the best board on 4chan 100000000/10
Anonymous
Anonymous
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Could you, you, you, you, you, you, or you show me how to close a game?
Anonymous
Anonymous
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I don't need saves... I don't need saves...
Anonymous
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WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY SAVE?
Tiësto !SdmSHDqZKg
>That's a stupid idea, who's going to blow a save at 12 in the morning?
Anonymous
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I hate Jason Motte and his gay ass beard.
Anonymous
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I'm Neftali Feliz and nothing will stop me! Not even... DAVID FREESE??!??!??? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Anonymous
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>>16017134 10/10 would piss myself again
Anonymous
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>>16018398 OH BOY 12 AM!!!
Anonymous
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>>16017406 >still using chrome and not Firefox Anonymous
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AAAHHHHHH!!!! CHOKES!!!!
Anonymous
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Patrick I don't think this save can be blown
Anonymous
When Big Feliz came round just to ball him down Rangers turned into a clown And no fans ever want to play With a fool who can't make a save I know I shouldn't mope around, I shouldn't choke But this game, whats it worth? Cause winding up with no win is a lot less fun, Than a choke in the 11th, or eighteen and oneee! Now I learned a lesson I won't soon forget So listen and you won't regret. Be true to yourself, don't miss your play And you won't end up like the fool... who... can't make a save
Anonymous
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i fucking hate baseball and i'll admit it archive this thread. NOW
Anonymous
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Thread of the ages
Anonymous
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blowing saves, blowing saves, blowing saves
Anonymous
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But the game is over... the only way out is through deep right field! (gulp)....Lets do it.
Anonymous
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>>16018461 ya blew it, where is the picture spongebob playing the guitar
Anonymous
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Ya hear that? Two outs and two strikes! YEAH I KNOW!!!!
Anonymous
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Choke! Choke! What is choke!
Proud_Buffalo !c4.koOQULk
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How many errors could one team possibly make? HMMMM? Oh that's not so many. HMMMM???? So.... HMMMMMMM??? HMMMMMM???? HMMMMMMMMMMMM?
Anonymous
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You took my only save! Now... I'm gonna starve...
Anonymous
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We just want our comeback.
Anonymous
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>Repeat after me >I will not blow this save
Anonymous
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That's right. The Texas Rangers. But most people just call them the TexAAAAUUUAAGGHHHHHH.... Because that's all they have time to say before they CHOKE IN THE 9TH.
Woofer !N/QSwvxxfM
Posting in an archived thread.
Anonymous
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We're pitching a saaave! We're pitching a saaave! I still don't know what a save is... but... We're pitching a saaaaaave!
Proud_Buffalo !c4.koOQULk
>>16018631 >Not contributing Step up nigga.
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I love all of you so much right now.
Anonymous
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You're going into the game and getting that save I CANT DO IT CAN'T YOU SEE
Woofer !N/QSwvxxfM
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>>16018642 I would, but image limit. :s
Anonymous
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toasting epic bread
sincos
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Greatest thread ever
Big Game Hunter !998AdTpp4w
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I think an archive is in order.>Ragners
Anonymous
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>Max limit of 150 image replies has been reached. aw damnit
Ebays !DETHFucs/.
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Legendary thread. Just want to be a part of it.
Anonymous
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thanks for this thread guys
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
>I need... I need... >What do you need? >... a closer...because they BLEW !
Anonymous
Andy_Reid's Stache !!vtwzH2FUCfa
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Delicious Texas butthurt. I love you guys
Anonymous
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5 minutes and no new posts? im disappointed
Anonymous
Anonymous
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Feldman is my best friend in the worrrrrrrrrld SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEE Feldman is my best friend in the seeeeeaaa
Anonymous
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In on legendary thread. It's like i'm nutting on a piece of history.
Ron Washington
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This isn't the save that I ordered!
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
>Once, there was a shitty closer. He was so shitty, his team blew two late leads in Game 6 of the World Series! The end.
Anonymous
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I love spongebob.
Anonymous
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Bump because I wish for everybody to see this amazing thread.
Suck It Hard (Izzo) !!q/uxBKWVfO6
Anonymous
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>>16019135 i was gonna use those images but i didnt know how to make the story :(
Anonymous
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>this thread costanza.jpeg