According to a grand jury report, the /sp/ janitor entered /sp/ on a Friday night in 2011 to stow away some sneakers.

"As the janitor entered /sp/, he was surprised to find the lights and showers on," the grand jury report stated. "He then heard rhythmic, slapping sounds."

The janitor went into the shower and "saw a naked mod ... whose age he estimated to be 40 years old, with his hands up against the wall, being subjected to anal intercourse by a naked Moot," the grand jury report stated.