HERE COMES SANTA DOWN THE CHIMNEY... HE'S INTO THE LIVING ROOM, HERE'S THE SHOOOT!!! ... OHHHHHHHH!!!! THE PRESENTS! ARE UNDER! THE TREE!
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He finishes the cookies AND HE STARTS DRINKING THE MILK! HE. COULD. GO. ALL. THE. WAY!!!!!
Anonymous
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IT'S AN N64! SANTA DOES IT AGAIN! THE SLIPPER STILL FITS!
Coach Dale !!LVtk71TZmMD
Anonymous
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Someone do Joe Buck
Anonymous
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AND A STEAL!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous
And there it is, Santa has delivered the presents. The child will be extremely excited when he wakes up and discovers the presents. Speaking of deliveries, try UPS for all your delivery needs because FedEx will just ruin it. That's right, Joe, you know Christmas is the time of year when you get together with your family and exchanging gifts is just a part of that.
Anonymous
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Santa.....with a tough shot....BANG
Anonymous
U MADdie? !GowozsmPis
AND RALPHIE GOES DOWN AS IF SHOT!
Anonymous
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>>17360034 Fucking bookmarked.
Anonymous
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and ah... the ah... santa comes down the chimney... and boom goes the dynamite.
Anonymous
AustinCollie'sVisor !6Jwen.dQLg
THE GRINCH, WITH NO REGARD FOR HUMAN LIFE
Anonymous
>>17360132 SANTA WITH THE MAGICAL HANDS AND RUDOLPH WITH THE DANDY DANGLE
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HE OPENS THE PRESENT... OHHHHH!!! IT'S TUBE SOCKS! HEART. BREAK. CITY.
Grand Moff Tarkin !0iLa/2XW0I
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that Santa, he the ELEVATOR MAN. Who else could go ot a deliver a bullion presents in one night i fucked up didn't I?
Anonymous
Yuh see yuh what Santa's has ta do is leave those gifts here (circles christmas tree) and eat those double stuffed oreos left by the kids here (circles table by christmas tree)
Animal !!oGMM5vTsBD2
Papa Noel tiene los regalos ... que se alinea ... mejor que el reno ... LA PRESENTA ... BAJO EL ÁRBOL ... GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Anonymous
When those kids see these presents tomorrow morning, they're going to be happy.
SensibleBostonfag !5sGwHxvzUc
Chief Lazy Horse !nSrner2V7c
YOU KNOW JAWS I TALKED TO THIS SANTA GUY EARLIER AND BOY DOES HE EVER KNOW HOW TO DELIVER PRESENTS. THIS GUY IS REALLY GOT IT GOIN ON JAWS, I CALL HIM THE LIGHTSWITCH BECAUSE HE CAN JUST TURN IT ON IN A HURRY. HE JUST LOVES TO DELIVER PRESENTS JAWS
Anonymous
AustinCollie'sVisor !6Jwen.dQLg
HE OPENS THE PRESENT, SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRR, A NEW FLATSCREEN
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>17360219 Fuck it, I lol'd
Anonymous
And that's another present from Grandma. You can... PUT IT ON THE BOOOOOOOOOOARRRRRRRRRRD
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>>17360192 I can't stop laughing at this. Oh Mexican soccer announcers, you make everything better.
Anonymous
BAH GAWD ALMIGHTY RUDOLF JUST SENT DASHER AND PRANCER STRAIGHT TO HELL WOULD YA LOOK AT HIS NOSE KANG HELLFIRE AND BRIMSTONE
Anonymous
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THIS SANTA GUY HAS REALLY GOT HIS PRESENTS IN ORDER
Anonymous
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Sometimes I hate you faggots. This isn't one of those times. Merry Christmas /sp/.
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>>17360282 STRETCH
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STRETCH
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STRETCH
Animal !!oGMM5vTsBD2
Ya know Santa's a good ol' canadian boy from up there in the north, eh? And you know you can always count on him to get the presents down the chimney but boy oh boy are those russian kids tough to deal with. They got this Babushka guy thinking he is even on Santa's level but lemme tell ya it's not even close. I been watching Santa since his days in juniors and he is going to be somethin special.
Anonymous
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Santa looks left now right, aims for center, LANDS IT ON THE ROOFTOP! TOUCHDOWN! TOUCHDOOOOWN SANTA!
Anonymous
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Here comes Santa with the delivery... and there he geos! SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEE YAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>17360299 >WOULD YA LOOK AT HIS NOSE AustinCollie'sVisor !6Jwen.dQLg
YOU ARE LOOKING LIIIIIIIIVE AT CHRISTMAS MORNING 2011
Anonymous
Anonymous
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fucking archive this shit immediately
Anonymous
Santa, who played tight end at North Pole State is landing to attempt a Go-Down-Chimney-Plex and if he pulls this off, Christmas is about to pick up. Here he goes and BAWD GAWD KANG HE'S FALLEN OFF THE ROOF! HE'S FALLEN OFF THE ROOF! SANTA'S DOWN! AS GOD AS MY WITNESS HE IS BROKEN IN HALF! WILL SOMEBODY PLEASE STOP THE DAMN HOLIDAYS?!
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>>17360362 fucking nailed it, 10/10
Anonymous
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Santa's delivered presents to the whole Western Hemisphere now. I haven't seen generosity like this since Mother Teresa aided the lepers in the impoverished villages of Bopal, India.
Anonymous
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>Go-Down-Chimney-Plex Fuck me, I'm dying
Anonymous
Here is santa coming down the chimney......he is.......putting the presents down........and...wait....it looks like he's going for the cookies.....now he's drinking milk....and we'll see you next christmas folks This broadcast was bought to you by Entenmann's™ cookies Nothing says love in you tummy like these warm baked goodies that grandma used to make
Anonymous
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Santa is the real deal. He may not put up the flashy lights, but he gets things done late, when it counts. ALL HE DOES IS DELIVER PRESENTS.
Anonymous
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>>17360366 Go fuck yourself, Santa.
Anonymous
Santa driving in towards the chimney puts up the toys, AND IT IS GOOD! OOOOOOHHHHHHHOHOHO TOO BIG! TOO FAST! TOO JOLLY! AND TOO GOOD!
Chief Lazy Horse !nSrner2V7c
Santa come down da blappa bloey inna ba blappa bloopy bloo an a blppfffff mmba dnoopi doo n i just wanna fank brubba sterlin fo da bloopie doopi loo
U MADdie? !GowozsmPis
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And the kid opens the gift! DO CHICKENS HAVE LARGE TALONS!?!?!
Rager_Laser !7eC0RPMSJc
Anonymous
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>>17360332 >Babushka 10/10 great don cherry
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>tfw you will never open presents to "Sirius" with the Bull's announcer calling out who gave you each present as a starting lineup
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>>17360421 not
>Santa driving in towards the chimney, puts up the toys, OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GET OUT THE WAY DRAGIC AustinCollie'sVisor !6Jwen.dQLg
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Santa will the delivery from down town...YESSSSSSS
Anonymous
>And Erin is down with Santa on the field. Erin? Thanks guys. We've been here-->Let me just stop you right there, Erin.
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>>17360374 I am dying. THANK YOU, SIR.
Anonymous
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>>17360422 i fucking lost it
Anonymous
Kevin Calabero
Good golly miss molly the Red-Man has struck! Nobody do the Christmas voodoo like you do!
Anonymous
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>>17360467 >bookmarking some girls facebook beta as fuck
Anonymous
>>17360467 >Faggot Dogs Get Fli... Wat?
Anonymous
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Santa takes off to deep west... GONE! into the night
Anonymous
Now look at Santa right there dat boi got some talent in him...AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW mah GOODNISS he just laid out dat brand new firetruck under da tree with da greatest of eaaaaassseee. Dats mah man S-Clause he may JUST be in mah fave fiv TUNITE
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>>17360467 Or if you don't want my bookmarks...
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>>17360422 That reminds me, my dad and I were watching football today and Shannon said something and my dad just goes, "How many pairs of socks do you think Shannon Sharpe has in his mouth?"
I fucking lost it
Anonymous
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>>17360467 >list of top gear episodes >wikipedia Anonymous
>>17360467 >>17360467 what the hell is that you have bookmarked about "faggot dogs"?
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>>17360467 >bookmarking facebook pages >List of Top Gear Episodes >Faggot Dogs Get Fli... >Chiefs fans Anonymous
Grand Moff Tarkin !0iLa/2XW0I
You see how could one individual be able to deliver all those presents to all those kids in the world.
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>>17360498 shannon sharpe and booker t should announce football games
i can't think of a better pairing
Anonymous
Anonymous
C.Falcon !G712nkLQ.g
Santa seems to be laying presents under this tree, but it's just the kid's father. Santa doesn't exist, and he won't be coming tonight. Pretty good assortment of gifts though
Kevin Calabero
Anonymous
Anonymous
Up to the plate comes "Wally I hope you got a gift receipt so I can take this awful sweater BACK BACK BACKMAN" for the Mets and he hits it towards ALBANY!"
Anonymous
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archive this shit!!!
Animal !!oGMM5vTsBD2
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Well folks this is a name you're going to remember as Saint Nicholas has made his mark on the game after just 2 minutes. He may not be the prettiest player, well I did just see him walking around shirtless in the locker-room, but he sure does get the job done. He's got a big body presence, faceoff poise, and an active stick... and I can tell you from experience that stick is definitely active. The North Pole's scouting department did a fantastic job looking for this Nicholas guy and it has certainly paid off and OHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY GODDDDDD EL KABONG STRIKES AGAIN! WELCOME TO THE SANTA SHOW AND OHHHHHHHHHH ITS A DOUBLE SANTA THIS GAME IS HISTORICAL NOW!
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Santa moving to line of blue christmas lights with his sack OH IT'S TURNED OVER! LITTLE SUZY'S DOLL AND LITTLE MIKE'S ACTION MAN ARE BREAKING AWAY DOWN THE ROOF! IT'S A 2 ON 1! THEY'RE ABOUT TO FALL! BIG SAAAAAAVE BY SAAAANTA!!!! A HUGE SAVE BY SANTA AS HE REACHES OUT WITH THE GLOVE AND HE STOPS THE TOYS FROM FALLING INTO THE POOL BELOW! THAT IS GOING TO BE THE SAVE OF THE NIGHT!
AustinCollie'sVisor !6Jwen.dQLg
you know Al this christmas reminds me of when i was on the Bengals and caught a touchdown because you know i played in the nfl Al.
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Does Santa have another miracle left in him? If he does, he needs it now. The lawyer brings the mailmen into the courtroom, they've got five bags of letters, ten bags.>He's got somethin'! >Twenty bags, thirty! >He's got somethin'! FORTY! FIFTY!!!>HE'S GOT IT! HE'S GOT IT!!! TOUCHDOOOOOOWN, /SANTA/! THERE ARE NO FLAGS ON THE FIELD! IT'S A MIRACLE! 34th STREET HAS SEEN A MIRACLE!
Chief Lazy Horse !nSrner2V7c
Now I know Santa can deliver more presents but I have to go with Tebow
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>>17360583 oh my god, thank you.
Anonymous
Ah mean, he's gon to what, 25, maybe tirty houses tonight so far? He's gon be hurrtin befo long, let me tell you what. He's got another few billion to go. Secondly, dis big ole man gotta fit down dem tiny chimneys? That's turrible, man..
Joe Rogan
We're here with POWERFUL Santa "Saint Nick" Clause! Now when you came in to this holiday season 300 lbs overweight did you think it would have as much effect on you as it seemed to? Let's look at this clip of Jesus knocking you out. Did you come prepared for the right hook? Because we all know Jesus likes using the hook being a "fisher of men" and all.
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>>17360498 Shucky Duckt Quack Quack
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We're not ready for Christmas to end yet, send it into overtime!
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>>17360598 ALL. HE. DOES. IS. DELIVER. PRESENTS.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Here comes Santa back to the sleigh and it's POWERED UP BACK TO THE NORTHPOLE. THIS SLEIGH IS OUTOFHEREEEEEEE
C.Falcon !G712nkLQ.g
>>17360598 I know the guy has the statistics behind him, but face it people, Santa is just unproven in crunch time.
Now, Tebow? This guy is proven to deliver time and time again, how can you not go against this guy?
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When you look at a player like Santa, you can't forget his natural ability for this game. I gotta say, Brent, Santa looks comfortable in his own skin.
A Poor Man's Wes Welker !!PV054tYbFRH
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>>17360610 Michael Jordanesque in delivering presents is old St. Nick, Joe.
Anonymous
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>>17360630 meant to put best ones at the very bottom, just so no one is confused
Animal !!oGMM5vTsBD2
C.Falcon !G712nkLQ.g
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>>17360639 >not go against Fuck.
Anonymous
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>>17360636 fuck, beat me to it
also, still miss him ;_;
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>>17360598 >>17360602 oh my god, these broke me.
Tiësto !SdmSHDqZKg
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All these naughty children this year is just turrible man. That's turrible.
Anonymous
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I've talked to Santa's trainer and he says he's at 100%
Anonymous
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I just don't know what Santa was thinking when he thought he could finish that neighborhood in that amount time. Just horrible clock management, Al.
Anonymous
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Look it's Santa! What's he carrying. J.R., LOOK! HE'S GOT PUPPIES. THE PUPPIES J.R., THE PUPPIES!
AustinCollie'sVisor !6Jwen.dQLg
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hello friends and welcome to another edition of the Christmas holiday, before we start lets go to Phil Simms for his take on today's action.
Anonymous
Wait, what's this? MODIFIED PRESENT DELIVERY! VINTAGE SANTA!
BasedSexyPonder !jDFL.wB85k
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Am I on the naught or nice list this year? Ah fuck it, who cares?
Gen.GreivisVasquez !!0IM46R6x5kp
Hello friends, I'm Jim Nantz along with Phil Simms, and you're watching Christmas Eve 2011. Only here on CBS, Americas #1 network. We're number #1. Don't. Forget. It. Now Phil, what are Santa's keys to victory tonight?
Anonymous
Now here comsh Shanta on his Shleigh. Shee how he delivers presentsh to all the kidsh in the neighborhood. I think only Notre Dame coach Brian Kelly could do a better organizashional job than Shanta.
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I wish every /sp/artan a merry Christmas.
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Santa's eaten 10...15 cookies now. Well guys, look like he's gonna have a harder time getting back UP that chimney, than he did coming down.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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Someone better do a Jim Rome
AustinCollie'sVisor !6Jwen.dQLg
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>>17360696 i fucking love you
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DO YOU BELIEVE IN CHRISTMAS? YES!!!
A Poor Man's Wes Welker !!PV054tYbFRH
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It's 12:21 eastern time and he hasn't delivered half of his presents yet? Shit, you gotta get rid of those presents Santa.
Anonymous
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>>17360696 My fucking sides
Anonymous
You know who made a good santa Al? Brett Favre.
Anonymous
Animal !!oGMM5vTsBD2
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There seriously isn't one bad post ITT. stay GOAT /sp/
Tiësto !SdmSHDqZKg
Turn out the lights, Santas coming over, they say that all children must sleep, call it a night, Santas coming over and tommorow and next year is the same ol holiday again.
Anonymous
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What do you mean Santa is coming tonight?! WHERE IS MY LIST?! WHERE IS THE GODDAMN LIST. FUCK IT, We'll DO IT LIVE. That's all folks, now we leave you with the arrival of Santa...
Anonymous
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archive dis shit
Anonymous
Whats that? New Years? Don't talk about... New Years? You kiddin' me?
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Wait Santa just gave little jimmy a ninja turtle, HE WANTED A POWER RANGER! What a moron, he should put a lump of coal in his own stocking! Can you believe that? LOSER Santa is a loser! What a joke.
AustinCollie'sVisor !6Jwen.dQLg
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>>17360696 couldnt have shaid it any better lou. Shanta ish the besht at getting it done in the clutch, jusht look at his technique when he deliversh these giftsh
Anonymous
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>this thread I barely ever go on /sp/ and this is what I see on the front page.
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>>17360730 >>17360730 forgot pic after mistyped captcha
Grand Moff Tarkin !0iLa/2XW0I
I'm sorry, but did Santa already lose? Oh, that’s right. Christmas morning isn’t even here yet. In fact, it’s only a little before midnight. Does not having all the present delivered by midnight count as a loss? Is that what you’re saying? Because if you’re saying that I can assure you that you’re wrong. Why would you make this topic when it's still Christmas Eve? Santa is still delivering presents right now and they have been the best parcel deliverer for how long now? He's playing against some of the worst odds ever flying to all those children's homes right now and just is a little behind schedule because he spent to much time at the Johnson's eating cookies and milk. But you know what? He still mother fucking Santa Clause. Santa has always been the best person on Christmas Eve, He would have been on time last year if Comet didn't break his leg and would have gotten little jimmy that Nintendo DS he wanted. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded topics like this. You know why? Because you’re going to be embarrassed when the Santa wins and someone bumps this topic. Oh look at that, the UPS truck just slided on the icy road and hit a tree, just like the FedEx one did. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a topic on this board again and I’m fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you’re the only guy making all these anti-Sanat topics because you’re a faggot hater who doesn’t like the man because he's good. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll these fucking teams on the board, like I give a fuck. It’s so easy to spot out your threads now, you’re a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don’t you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That’s just you, you’re always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.
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THE ELVES ARE WHO WE THOUGHT THEY WERE, AND WE LET EM OFF THE HOOK, NOW IF YOU WANA CROWN THEM THEN CROWN THEIR ASS, BUT WE LET EM OFF THE HOOK.
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This moment is very tough, but this Fall, I am going to take my talents to the North Pole.
Gen.GreivisVasquez !!0IM46R6x5kp
What about in 2002, when graduate assistant Mike McQueary came downstairs into the living room and saw a young boy about 10-11 years old, had his hands against the chimney wall, and heard rythmic "Jingle Jingle Jingling" sounds?
Anonymous
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>>17360779 we talkin' bout christmas
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I'm not sure if I would even call Buck Strickland a greater man than Santa, I tell you whut.
Groudon !!9aKmRIjeVg1
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LOOK AT THAT NERD, GETTING COMIC BOOKS FOR CHRISTMAS. HE'S A VEGAN TOO. TWITTER TWITTER AND PRESENTS IS THE NUMBER 1 TRENDING TOPIC HASHTAG CHRISTMAS
Anonymous
Anonymous
COM !D5ptCsz9VA
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>>17360833 oh fuck my sides
A Poor Man's Wes Welker !!PV054tYbFRH
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Do I enjoy Christmas Day? I enjoy bringing smiles to children's faces...I enjoy...giving young people gifts...so yes...I enjoy Christmas.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Chief Lazy Horse !nSrner2V7c
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>>17360749 Hello this is Howuhd Co-sell, reporting directly from the booths of Sunday Night Christmas on A...B...C....
This is truly a night to be remembered which needs no superfluous or extraneous description and everybody wants to know, where is Santa Claus? Is he at the north pole, on his sleigh, or maybe kissing mommy under the mistle toe
Don...
Anonymous
And now Little Timmy opens his 3rd box of the morning. Looks like he's having a little trouble with the paper. With a pause in the action let's go double box to Susie's house
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>go on facebook >see Patriots posted a picture Why the fuck does this picture make me laugh my ass off?
Tiësto !SdmSHDqZKg
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You celebrate the birth of christ. You don't just celebrate to celebrate, HELLO? You celebrate THE BIRTH OF CHRIST.
Animal !!oGMM5vTsBD2
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We talking about presents man. What are we talking about? Presents? We're talking about presents, man. We're talking about presents. We're talking about presents. We aint talking about Santa. We're talking about presents, man. When you come to the north pole, and you see my elves, you see the presents don't you? You've seen my elves make presents to all the boys and girls, right? But we're talking about presents right now.
AustinCollie'sVisor !6Jwen.dQLg
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I'm Santa Claus, but tonight im not bringing the presents you asked for. instead im stuffing your stocking with socks, underwear and homemade sweaters from grandma.
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I believe uh everything that anyone uh else thats uh watched Santa play uh impresses me the same uh way that impresses them. His mind is on the defense and if the reindeer can support him they will win the championship. But I couldn't care less about the holidays, Suzy. I want to kiss you YEAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
Anonymous
Art: Hey Gorrila how much does this Santa fella weigh?
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>>17360875 >watching only one Christmas morning I feel sorry for those who do this
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>>17360825 Only from a chiefs fan lolol
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Santa is who we thought he was, that's why we took his damn presents. You wanna crown him? Then crown his ass! He is who we thought he was, and we let him off the hook!
Bald Brotherhood
"Wait, Dad? Where's Santa?" "It was ME Shane, It was ME Stephanie, IT WAS ME ALL ALONG."
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Santa Claus! We coming for toys.....NIGGA
Groudon !!9aKmRIjeVg1
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>>17360921 AW SON OF A BITCH
Bald Brotherhood
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>>17360896 Maffew would be proud
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>>17360708 Santa Claus, good to have you on the show.
>Good to be here, Jim, thank you. Check that, SARAH Claus, good to have you on the show!
> You know what? You know, you've been calling me that for about the last five years- Two years actually, Sarah.
>Hey, you know what, let me say one thing, on that Christmas, how many presents did I deliver to come back and win? How many presents did you deliver?
>Yeah, on that Christmas, how many presents? But this was back in 1989! You might have even been Santa Claus back then, but somewhere along the way Santa, you ceased being Santa and you became Sarah.
>Well, let me tell you a little secret, you know, we're sitting here right now, and if you want to take a station break you can, but if you call me Sarah Claus to my face one more time- I already did it twice!
>No, but if you do it one more time, we better take a station break. Now, I bet you probably won't say it again. I bet I do!
>Okay... ...Sarah!
Then Santa wrecked Jim Rome's shit.
A Poor Man's Wes Welker !!PV054tYbFRH
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I tell ya what, I haven't seen someone as consistent and focused as this Santa guy since I coached a pretty good running back named Walter Payton. I mean the guy shows up every Christmas, does his job, and takes zero credit for it.
Anonymous
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I'm Jewish and this offends me. Reported.
Anonymous
Christmas did alright but if it should have done a better buyrate. The build up was really lacking and Santa just isn't the same star he used to be, and Rudolph wasn't nearly as over as he used to be in the past. They need to develop some new stars if they want Christmas to do a better buyrate. Now just think in a couple of months we have Easter, the buyrate for that will most likely be real ugly. I mean the Easter Bunny is over with most of the kids but he isn't even near the level of Santa's star power. Something really needs to be done if they want to turn this quarter around.
Anonymous
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>this thread /sp/, you're the best
Chief Lazy Horse !nSrner2V7c
lookit dis nigga santa dat nigga bringing christmas joy wit a bwoken sleigh dawg dat nigga bringing presents wit a fuckin bwoken sleigh dawg oh....was dis....jews.....one a da biggest hatuhs o cwissmas der is... les go inna da mind o sanna....bllllooop I got da pwesents dawg....i put da pwesents on mah fuckin BACK dawg....I gotta do dis dawg
Anonymous
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Now, I'm not saying he isn't--that's not what I'm saying--but if Santa isn't diabetic from eating all those cookies, what's your excuse Barkley?
Bald Brotherhood
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I'll tell you what, Santa is one of the most overrated holiday icons. He's not even in the same league as the Easter Bunny. Wow, speaking of the Easter Bunny, can you imagine how great he would be if he was on a Belichick coached team?
Anonymous
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>>17360191 Fucking killed me.
Anonymous
"We deliver presents to every good kid in the world." "...but it takes you the entire night."
AustinCollie'sVisor !6Jwen.dQLg
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>>17360985 OH SHIT, HANUKKAH HARRY
BUT DAWG I DO DIS SHIT FOR DA CHRISTIANS
DOWN THE CHIMNEY
TOUCHDOWWWN
Tiësto !SdmSHDqZKg
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>We'll see you around the world >CAN'T WAIT
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>17361010 yeah, or 6 hours.
AustinCollie'sVisor !6Jwen.dQLg
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ive been standing outside santa's house here in the north pole for the last few days and still no word on weather or not he will be delivering gifts this year. for ESPN, im pedro gomez
A Poor Man's Wes Welker !!PV054tYbFRH
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Now first ouhff lemme say that I respect what this santa guy does, what he is about, and how he conducts himself. HOWEVA, WHEN YOU AUHR CONSTANTLY TAKING CREDIT FOR DELIVERING PRESENTS WHEN THESE CHILDREN'S PARENTS ARE ACTUALLY DOING IT? SANTA YOU ARE SO DISRESPECTFUL!
Bald Brotherhood
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Coach, I gotta disagree with you there. Santa has to keep eating those cookies and drinking that milk. That is the way he plays the game. Just cause the world wants him to eat healthy and start watching his figure doesn't mean Santa should. Christmas is about cookies and milk; if you don't like it, don't celebrate.
Anonymous
Ya know, booking Christmas is not fucking rocket science. All you need is a tree, some ornaments, some presents, a chimney and a great big fat guy in a red suit and hat. These days you have all these writers with their complicated scripts and it's just deluding the product, nobody knows how to work anymore. If I was booking Christmas I would say, OK kid, you better goddamn fucking behave or you're getting a lump of coal in your stocking. Then I would go to the lumber yard and get a tree, not one of those fake ass plastic trees, I would cover it with christmas ball ornaments, none of that cartoon shit they come out with now, I mean a harry potter ornament? gimmie a fucking break! I would wrap the presents in traditional wrapping paper not all the gimmicky shit they try to sell now a days, and the presents would be simple holiday gifts, not all thise xbox 360 or iphone nonsense. And at the end we would have a nice dinner and thank the lord on his birthday. You know if Christmas was still booked like this maybe it would be more over.
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>>17360961 You don't listen to enough Observer Radios, you need to add "you know" in front of every fucking sentence
UMADhouse on MADison !og8lO44MpY
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You are the same guy who said being merry and jolly was the wrong thing to do, so who you crappin'? Don't crap me
Anonymous
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Santa's helpers, how dare you conduct yourself that way, you owe us, you owe the fanbase, you owe anyone that has ever had to walk into a candy store filled with...you owe us for having 50% Santa Atheists in that city last night, not 30%, 50! You're a joke from the top-down, every single elf in that workshop deserves to lose their job today, every single elf, how dare you not turn in your keys, how dare you not go up to Santa and say here's my keycard.
But Black Dynamite I Sell Drugs in the Community !I98470v7ak
But Black Dynamite I Sell Drugs in the Community !I98470v7ak Sun 25 Dec 2011 10:46:00 No. 17361122 Report Quoted By:
Santa delivers andddd IT IS LARGE! IT IS WRAPPED! IT ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.....A PRESE-NO! It's coal.... A lump of coal, from jolly ol' St. Nick
Anonymous
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Santa leaves a present to Stallworth... hes still going... he tosses the present across the street.... he could go!!!! He just needs to put this in the chimney... NOOOOOOOOOO, HE MISSED IT, OH GOD HOW COULD HE DO THAT
Anonymous
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Santa probably eats stickers all the time dude.
Bald Brotherhood
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>>17361094 This is all you are getting me for Christmas, Santa?
Crowd silent now, as opposed to when the jews were celebrating their winter holiday..OH LOOK AT THIS RUN! WHAT A RUN!! CHRIS KRINGLE....STILL ON HIS SLEIGH!! HAS RUDOLPH NOW....HE'S NAVIGATING HIS WAY....TO CHRISTMAS!!!!!!
Anonymous
And santa is taking presents out of the sleigh and HE'S GOT A BYTHSICKLE, HE'S GOT A BYTHSICKLE!
MIKE LANGE
Santa goes for the tree and HE SCOOOOOOOOOOOOOORES. OHHHHHHH HE TURNED THOSE PRESENTS INSIDE OUT THEY JUST LOST THEIR LIQOUR LICENSE!!!
Bald Brotherhood
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>>17361148 Laughing so Hard Right Now
Anonymous
>>17361140 What do you think he's saying in that gif?
Anonymous
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SANTA CLAUS, JINGLE SO HARD UNIVERSITY
Anonymous
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>>17360034 All of the why in the world
Anonymous
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There so much shit on /sp/ all the time, and finally a great thread comes along at 12:30am Christmas morning.
Anonymous
Well, lemme tell em' Schivone, it's Saturday night baby, we comin to you live from da muthaship, I got my muffla on and I'm excited to see what Santa's bringin to the ring tonight- OH HE GOT A BICYCLE
Malkin's Big Taste !GOPeNSJBKM
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>>17361169 BUY SAM A PRESENT AND GET HIS DOG ONE TOO.
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>>17361185 aw god dammit. I thought it was gif of marshawn lynchs run. I guess i don't have one.
A Poor Man's Wes Welker !!PV054tYbFRH
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37 presents on the best night of the year? Suck my dick.
Anonymous
Children, while you sit under your trees, hopefully as happy as you possibly can be, I want you to listen to me. I want you to digest this because before I leave tonight as Santa Claus, I have a lot of things I want to get off my chest. I don't hate you, kids. I don't even dislike you. I do like you guys. I like you guys a hell of a lot more than I like most people on the on this planet. I hate this idea that you guys are the best. Because you're not. I'm the best. I'm the best in the world. There's one thing you all are better at than I am and that's being fucking naughty You're as good at being naughty as Brett Favre in New York was. I don't know if you're as good as Jerry Sandusky though. He's a pretty naughty boy. Always was and still is. Whoops! I'm eating cookies! I am the best holiday hero in the world. I've been the best since day one when I first got fat And I've been praised and loved since that day because god saw something in me that nobody else wanted to admit. That's right, I'm a “god guy”. You know who else was a “god guy”? Tim Tebow. And he prayed just like I delivered. But the biggest difference between me and Tebow is I'm going to leave as God's Favorite I've grabbed so many kid's brass knuckles that it's finally dawned on me that there just that, they're completely naughty. The only thing that's real is me and the fact that day in and day out, for almost for fucking ever, I have proved to everybody in the world that I am the best in delivering, the best in giving, even the best in creating original content! Nobody can touch me!
Bald Brotherhood
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Sung to the tune of this entrance.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9ekqzr0Zxw SAN TA
SAN TA
SAN TA
SAN TA
SAN TA
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Anonymous
Anonymous
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WELL IF YOU LOOK AT THE SCHEDULE, SANTA'S GOT 24 HOURS TO GET ALL THE WAY AROUND THE WORLD AND DELIVER THESE PRESENTS.
Anonymous
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>>17361232 Hey Colt Cabana how you doin?
Groudon !!9aKmRIjeVg1
Santa Claus, while you lay there, hopefully uncomfortable as you can possibly be, I want you listen to me. I want you to digest this because before I leave in three weeks with your Holiday Championship, I have a lot of things I wanna get off my chest. I don't hate you Santa, I don't even dislike you. I do like you, I like you a helluva lot more than most holidays. I hate this "idea" that you are the best. Because you're not, Easter's the best. Easter's the best holiday ever. There's one thing that you're better at than I am and that's kissing calender makers' ass. You're as good as kissing the makers asses as Uncle Sam was! I don't know if you're as good as Cupid though, he's a pretty good ass kisser. Always was and still is.
Bald Brotherhood
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Wilbon: Tony, you ever travel around the world like Santa and give out presents? Tony: Well, I haven't Mike, but I have been to Uranus. Mike; OH HOE HOE HOE
Anonymous
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Incredible presents received he, Joe.
Chief Lazy Horse !nSrner2V7c
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This is Santa Clause, Jolly old saint nick comin at ya from the north pole yeah I got a list and I'm checkin it twice yeah and you beter BELIEVE that if you been bad I'm gonna be comin down on you like a ton oh YEAH you'll be gettin no presents NO but you'll be getting a figure four leg lock from the harbringer of joy and doom kris kringle yeah Now mrs clause told me I ought to be nice to all you boys and girls out there yeah but you better believe yeah if I dont find the cookies laid out all nice YEAH and the tree all decorated like I like it yeah you'll be on the PAINT TRAIN and we'll be makin no stops until I get that cookies and milk OHHHH YEAH
Anonymous
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Anonymous
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>>17361242 oh my god yes! thank you
Anonymous
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AND NOWWWW. THIS IS. THE MOMENT. YOU'VE. ALL. BEEN. WAITING. FOR. THIS IS. THE MAAAAIIIIIN EVENT OF THE EVENING ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT'S TIME! FIVE ROUNDS IN THE E.L.F. HEAVYWEIGHT DIVISION! FIIIIIIIGHTING OUT OF THE RED CORNER! THIS MAN IS A SLEIGHER! Standing 5 feet 11 inches tall And weighing in at three hundred twenty-two and one-half pound. He holds a professional record of 476 wins and no losses FIGHTING OUT OF THE NORTH POLE, ARCTIC CIRCLE LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, INTRODUCING THE CHAMPION. THE REIGNING! THE DEFENDING! E.L.F. CHAMPION OF THE WORLDDDDDDD KRISTOPHERRRRRRRR "KILLER CLAUS" KRINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGLEEEEEEE
Anonymous
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Santa why was Rudolph benched tonight? We had to get Dasher going.
Groudon !!9aKmRIjeVg1
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>>17361280 Easter is the best holiday ever. It's been the best ever since day one when it became official and I have been vilified and hated since that day because Jesus Christ saw something in me that nobody else wanted to admit. Yeah that's right, I'm a Jesus guy. You know else was a Jesus Christ guy? Baby New Year. And he split, just like how I'm splitting but the biggest difference between me and Baby New Year is that I'm going to leave with the Holiday Championship. The only thing that's real is me and the fact that day in and day out, for almost six hundred years that I have proved everybody and the world that I am the best in getting candy, in religion, even on holiday cards! Nobody can touch me! But trust me, this isn't sour grapes but the fact that the Thanksgiving Turkey is in the main event of Holidays next year and I'm not makes me sick!! Oh hey! Let me get something straight. Those of you who are cheering me right now, you are the biggest part of me reason leaving than anything else, because you're the ones that are sipping out of those collector mugs right now, you're the ones that buy those calendars that my face isn't on the cover of, then in 8:00 in the morning in the airport, you try to shove an egg in my face so you can get an autograph and try to sell it on Ebay because you're too lazy to get a real job. I'm leaving with the Holiday Championship on April 8th and hell, who knows, maybe I'll defend it in Halloween. Maybe I'll go back to Mourney-Wourney Day!. (looks at camera, waves) Hey, April Fools! How you doin'? (waves at the camera again) The reason why I'm leaving you people is because after I'm gone, you're still gonna pour money into these holidays! But people are gonna make money despite themselves. Let me tell you a personal story about about Santa Claus, alright. You know we do this whole presents camp-
Anonymous
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Santa, I know we have a long history, a lot of good times have been had, but when you step into this ring, you're stepping into my world. I control this space, not you, many holidays have come and gone, and guess what they all have in common? I beat em. What happened to the Easter Bunny? He came here with his basket full of eggs thinking he ran the place and what happened? I took him out, the great Halloween pumpkin? I smashed it'd guts out with my sledge hammer, oh and what about the new years baby, one pedigree and I sent his ass back to development. Santa, when you go against me you're going against the Game, and you can't win. Face it santa, you're not going over. I don't even get you're whole gimmick, you break into peoples houses to give little children presents? What kind of creep does that? How does that song go? You know when the kids are sleeping? What kind of sick bastard are you?
Anonymous
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WHAT IS SANDY CLAWS DOING IN THE IMPACT ZONE MIKE YOU SELFISH PRICK?
Bald Brotherhood
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Let's go Santa, we got lots of deliveries to make. No questions now, we don't have time. Don't worry about Walter, he's fine. For now.
Anonymous
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THE CHIMNEYS WEREN'T WHERE WE THOUGHT THEY WERE.
Groudon !!9aKmRIjeVg1
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>>17361232 >spend 10 minutes typing something, constantly rushing so I can get this idea in before someone else does >Someone still get it in before I do Anonymous
the Santa is no story... he is goddess... it is known.
royoftherovers !!lHPmgngLbMg
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It's Christmas... ...AND ITS LIVE
Anonymous
Anonymous
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OH IT'S INCREDIBLE! GIFTS, GIFTS, FOR THE CHILDREN! YOU COULD NOT WRITE A CAROL LIKE THIS
Anonymous
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and the last present of the night is a slow roller to Santa and he flips it to the tree in time PUT IT IN THE BOOKS
Anonymous
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Rudolph skates down the side into the corner, holds it, turns around and looks for Dancer. Dancer SHOOTS ONE, just wide of the goal, REBOUND, BACK TO SANTA HE SCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SANTA CLAUS! SANTA CLAUS! SUPER ST. NICK HAS SCORED THE GOAL WITH 7 SECONDS LEFT AND THE NORTH POLE REINDEER WIN, IN OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVERRRRRRRRRTIMEEEEEEEEEEE
Anonymous
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Bobby: Santa is so fat, he leaves footprints in concrete Gorrila: WILL YOU STOP can someone do tim mccarver
Anonymous
And remember to leave Santa a warm plate of delicious Farmer John sausages. Farmer John: Taste the local flavor. Available in your grocer's freezer aisle.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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SOMEBODY ARCHIVE THIS SHIT
Anonymous
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>>17361450 Totally read that in his voice. I'm gonna cry when that man dies.
Anonymous
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And yet no matter how many times I deliver presents, I'm not on your lovely little wish list. I'm not the subject of your day. I'm barely talked about. I don't get to have a whole week dedicated to me. I'm certainly not in any shitty white house . I'm not in any of the the famous sites of the world like mount rushmore and niagra falls. I'm not in the sub-header that's you see at the top of this page. I'm not a god. I'm not Tim Tebow. But the fact of the matter is, I should be. This isn't sour milk. But the fact that Jesus is considered one of this days greatest heroes and I'm not makes me sick! Oh hey, let me get something straight. Those of you who love my toys and bake me cookies, you are just as big a part of me leaving as anything else. Because you're the ones who are creating those lies about Jesus being born on my day. You're the ones that create that shit that my name isn't on. And then at 11:59pm in your family rooms, you try to get up to make me some fucking cookies to make me give you some wacky presents so you can praise Jesus you are too stupid to give credit where its due I'm leaving with my toys on December 26th. And hell, who knows, maybe I'll go give toys to Mars. Maybe I'll go back to Uranus. Hey, Kurt Warner, how you doing?
But Black Dynamite I Sell Drugs in the Community !I98470v7ak
But Black Dynamite I Sell Drugs in the Community !I98470v7ak Sun 25 Dec 2011 11:04:00 No. 17361491 Report Quoted By:
>>17361198 >>17361148 SANTA!!...heh hehh... You may beeee, popular with the kids. You may have a few nice presents here and thereeeee, got a nice sleigh, a few deer. Let me tell you somethin Santa! You don't have the biggest house on the biggest hill in the biggest part of town. You don't have a $10,00 Rolex. You don't have, WOO, all these beautiful women screaming, WOO, your name aaallllllllnight long. And let me tell you one thing, one thing you don't have, is the World Heavyweight title.
Because I AM!
WITHOUT A SHADOW OF A DOUBT!
THEE!
WORLD'S!
HEAVYWEIGHT!
CHAMPION!
WITHOUT A SHADOW OF A DOUBT!
AND WHEN WE GET TO CINCINNATI!
STARCADE! 89! I'M GONNA FINISH THE JOB!
kid kiyoshi (FUCK JIM CALDWELL) !!bT4r5YGIdXE
kid kiyoshi (FUCK JIM CALDWELL) !!bT4r5YGIdXE Sun 25 Dec 2011 11:05:00 No. 17361496 Report Quoted By:
"And there you have it, Christmas is here." "When you get presents and they are given to you, from there, you typically have objects that are now yours."
Anonymous
Have you ever seen a sight as perfect and divine as Santa Claus? I'd blow him right now if I could, John. As would I, Suzyn. The Griiiinch deeeals and Santa hits a LOOOOOOOOOONG fly ball DEEEP to centerfield, at the track, at the wall, looking up this one is head to the NORTH PO - rather it's a one hopper of the fence and Santa is safe at second with a double
Bald Brotherhood
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Fans, if you even think about changing the channel to our competition, do not. We understand that Santa Claus, who wrestled here one time as St. Nick and Kris Kringle, is going to deliver presents across the world. Ha! Ugh, that's gonna put some butts in the seats, heh.
Anonymous
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Some children are coming down the stairs... they think it's all over... it is now, it's presents!
Patrick Wa !R4TS0k2K1E
Three fourths of this is inaccurate. It's fiction. And this article embarrasses me to be involved with christmas. Tremendously. And that article had to have been written by a person who didn't have an elf. And has never had a elf that had their TOY BROKEN and come home upset. And kick a elf when he's down! Here's all that elf did. He reports to the workshop each year. He's respectful to the reindeer. He's respectful to the KIDS HE MAKES TOYS FOR. If you have a elf someday, you'll understand how it feels. But you obviously don't have a elf. I do. If your elf goes down the street, to another workshop, and someone makes fun of him because he screwed up one of those jack-in-the-box, or SAYS HE MAKES TOYS LIKE A PARKINSON'S PATIENT, and he comes home crying to his mom, you'd understand. And when your elf comes home, you'll understand. If you want to go at an elf, ONE OF MY ELF'S, you go after one that doesn't make all the right toys. You don't downgrade him because he does everything right and may not work as well on December 24.And then you want to write articles about elves that don't do things right, and downgrade those who do make the best toys. Are you kidding me? Where are we at in society? COME AFTER ME! I'M A MAN! I'M SANTA! I'M NOT AN ELF. WRITE SOMETHING ABOUT ME or our reindeer. Don't write it about an elf that does everything right.And then say that the reindeer says he broke a few toys last year. THAT AIN'T TRUE. And then to say that we made that decision because Rudolph thought he was a faggot. Because he threatened not guide the sleigh that night. THAT'S NOT TRUE. So get your facts straight. Who's the elf. Who's the elf here. Are you kidding me? That's all I got to say. Makes me wanna puke cookies!
But Black Dynamite I Sell Drugs in the Community !I98470v7ak
But Black Dynamite I Sell Drugs in the Community !I98470v7ak Sun 25 Dec 2011 11:09:00 No. 17361578 Report Quoted By:
>>17361541 >>17361541 >>17361541 >Someone else besides me made a drunk john Sterling call Mah nigga
Tom Tebow
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well first I just wanna say thank you to my lord and savior Jesus Christ. And secondly I want to thank Santa and the reindeer. They really came out and did the job and its a really big christmas for us.
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Alright here we go with the gift-off. Gift comes loose and Santa will have to get out of bounds. Donner along the sideline, another one...they're still in deep trouble at the 38th parellel, they tried to do a couple of....the gift is still loose as they get it to Blitzen. They get it back to the 30th parallel, they're down to the 20th parellel...Oh the JEWS ARE out on the field!! He's gonna go into the chimney!!! He got into the chimney!! [voice quite hoarse at this point] Will it count? SANTA HAS scored [CANNON GOES OFF] but the jews are out on the field. There were torahs all over the place. Wait and see what happens; we don't know who won the gift-off. There are torahs on the field. We have to see whether or not the torahs are against Santa or the jews. We've heard no decision yet. Everybody is milling around on the [crowd and Joe getting very, very loud now] FIELD!!! AND SANTA!!! SANTA HAS WON!!! SANTA HAS WON!!! Oh my God, the most amazing, sensational, traumatic, heart rending... exciting thrilling finish in the history of Christmas! SANTA has won..christmas...over the jews. Oh excuse me for my voice, but I have never, never seen anything like it in the history of I have ever seen any game in my life! Santa has won it! There will be no Chinese food at Christmas this year!
Chief Lazy Horse !nSrner2V7c
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I know what I want santa I want your presents I asked for dostoevsky and some boxers with the dick holes in em Here, have some cookies...I'll have some with you. I'll show you how I can fit 10 in my mouth at one time BLLLLLARRRLLLGARBBBL
royoftherovers !!lHPmgngLbMg
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SAAAAAAAANTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA OHHHHHHHHHH TAKE A BOW SON TAKE A BOW HE'S PICKED UP THE PRESENTS AND HE'S PUT EVERYTHING INTO THAT AND HE'S PLAYED A BLINDER TONIGHT AND I REALLY MEAN THAT
Anonymous
Turtle (>FIRE NORV TURNER / >MERRY CHRISTMAS) !9Rx1l5SVtU
Turtle (>FIRE NORV TURNER / >MERRY CHRISTMAS) !9Rx1l5SVtU Sun 25 Dec 2011 11:11:00 No. 17361626 Report Quoted By:
>THE CHRISTIANS WIN; THEEEEEE. CHRISTIANS. WIN.
Anonymous
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We take what we want and after we take the easter bunny and hunukkah harry, we want the toys sucka. SANTA! WE COMIN' FOR YOU NIGGA!
Bald Brotherhood
I don't think Santa's been that good from the get-go. I think what we've had here is a little social concern in the NFL. I think the media has been very desirous that a fat older man with a white beard and a red suit do well. They're interested in fat old men coaches and fat old men quarterbacks doing well. I think there's a little hope invested in Santa and he got a lot of credit for the performance of his sleigh that he really didn't deserve. The reindeer carried this sleigh.
Anonymous
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3rd and 11 on the 45, Santa moves out of the pocket, slips a tackle...the grinch closes in..AND DOWN HE GOES
Anonymous
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What's that? Ah-Chri-CHRISMAS? Don't talk about... Christmas!? You kiddin me? Christmas? I just hope we can deliver a present!
Anonymous
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Santa is delivering the presents... And We'll see you tomorrow night.
Anonymous
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Santa comes down the chimney... delivering... and the presents are under the tree. Speaking of presents, get your significant other a Ford F-150. Ford. What drives you.
kid kiyoshi (FUCK JIM CALDWELL) !!bT4r5YGIdXE
kid kiyoshi (FUCK JIM CALDWELL) !!bT4r5YGIdXE Sun 25 Dec 2011 11:17:00 No. 17361727 Report Quoted By:
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"Santa has already done his work, and now the young boy is coming to the tree. He looks in one gift box for an iPod... swiiiiiing and a miss. He awaits the next box, and he rips it open with enthusiasm! Could it be? COULD IT BE? IT IS!! HOLY TOLEDO, IT'S AN IPOD TOUCH!"
Anonymous
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SANTA DROPS BACK TO PASS, OVER THE MIDDLE TO RUDOLPH, ITS GOOD!!! SANTA HAS DELIVERED ALL THE PRESENTS WITH 5 SECONDS LEFT!! HE JUST STEPPED ON THEIR FACE WITH A HOBNAIL BOOT AND BROKE THEIR NOSE
Anonymous
Anonymous
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.................................................... The toys fell off
Anonymous
Anonymous
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I'm sorry, but Santa is OVERRATED. I didn't love him at the North Pole- disappeared in too many big deliveries. And HE'S Christmas's real MVP? Huh?
Anonymous
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HARRY CARAY HERE. I DONT GET THE DEAL WITH CHRISTMAS. YOU OPEN THE PRESENTS EXPECTING A NEW TV, AND THAT MAY NOT SOUND IMPORTANT TO SOME PEOPLE, BUT SANTA CHEATED YOU OUT OF THE GIFT.
Anonymous
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Threads like this is why I check /sp/ even on christmas Merry christmas /sp/
Anonymous
OH STOP IT SKIP! SANTA HAS BEEN DOIN' THIS FOR HUNDREDS OF YEARS AND HAS NEVER MISSED A DELIVERY! HE'S CLEARLY THE MVP OF CHRISTMAS! WHEN IS JESUS GOING TO SHOW UP WHEN IT REALLY MATTERS?
!KsItB.gRDM
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>What's is something funny when it's midnight and all the presents have yet to be delivered It wasn't funny, I wasn't laughing about anything.>The camera showed you- That's fine , that's fine That's fine , that's fine I'm not luaghing about it, I take this shit serious. I put my heart and soul into this each and every year.>Im just saying the camera is showing IM JUST TELLING YOU WHAT I DO EVERY YEAR, EVERY SINGLE YEAR I PUT MY HEART AND SOUL INTO THIS I PREPARE HARD FOR THIS , I DONT GO OUT THERE AND LAUGH.ITS NOT FUNNY , NOTHING IS FUNNY TO ME. I DONT WANT THERE TO BE CHILDREN BE EMBARRASSED IN FRONT OF THEIR FRIENDS WHEN THEY GET NO PRESENTS FOR CHRISTMAS. Im done . sorry
AustinCollie'sVisor !6Jwen.dQLg
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WHOOOOOOOAAAAAA DOCTOR, WE'VE GOT OURSELVES A BARNBURNER OF A HOLIDAY HERE FOLKS.
Anonymous
>>17361866 HE SHOWED UP TO DIE FOR YOUR SINS AND THAT IS
ALL
THAT
MATTERS
Anonymous
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Lakers going to the break up by 3 [replay of santa going down chimney], Santa saying "You feed me the presents I'll deliver them, Kobe"
Anonymous
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STRAIGHT GIFTS, HOMIE
Anonymous
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Santa is eyeing the runner. He throws over to first and it gets by Prancer and Scrooge will take second base. That's just poor fundies out there. That's why I always say you need a left-hooved first baseman on the Ricoh Metsie defense. You said it, Keith. You have to wonder how long it'll be before they send that guy back to AAA North Pole.
Turtle (>FIRE NORV TURNER / >MERRY CHRISTMAS) !9Rx1l5SVtU
Turtle (>FIRE NORV TURNER / >MERRY CHRISTMAS) !9Rx1l5SVtU Sun 25 Dec 2011 11:33:00 No. 17361979 Report >>17361884 HE JUST WINS CRUCIFIXES
HE BROKE THE TOMB
Anonymous
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>>17361979 >he broke the tomb Anonymous
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Santa has been dishing and swishing those presents under the tree tonight. Hustling and muscling. I Fucking love this thread. keep em coming
U MADdie? !GowozsmPis
Anonymous
HE'S A HELPER AND SLEIGH MAKER AND A GREAT BAKER
Anonymous
HE'S STILL REAL TO ME DAMMIT!!!
Turtle (>FIRE NORV TURNER / >MERRY CHRISTMAS) !9Rx1l5SVtU
Turtle (>FIRE NORV TURNER / >MERRY CHRISTMAS) !9Rx1l5SVtU Sun 25 Dec 2011 11:37:00 No. 17362057 Report Quoted By:
>>17362015 >Let him pray HERRO YES RET JESUS CHRIST PRAY FOOTBALL
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>17362062 LET HIM MAKE
LET HIM BAKE
ITS TIME
Bald Brotherhood
Anonymous
HERE'S DONNER TO THE OUTSIDE, LOST POSSESSION OF THE XBOX BUT PICKED UP BY BLITZEN, BLITZEN OVER TO COMET, COMET TAKES THE DRIIIIIIIIIIIIVE AND REIGNS IT PAST THE VIOLENT GUST OF WIND OF COAL, NOW CUPID, CUPID! TO VIXEN! OH! WHAT A SAVE! MY GOODNESS WHAT A SAVE! BY RUDOLPH! DEFLECTED WIIIIIDE OVER TO THE CORNER AND PICKED UP BY CLAUS DREWONEINFRONT THEY SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
Anonymous
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>What was different for you this Christmas in terms of just setting the tone with your game in this holiday? Gift.
Anonymous
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>>17362046 >there are more songs about santa than about jesus wait what.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Here's Rudolph, and every reindeer is gonna bum forward now Rudolph gets it across it, dishes over to SANTA...OHHHHHHH CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS?! RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER HAS SAVED CHRISTMAS' LIFE IN THE USA!
Anonymous
Which brings me to my final burn. this year, Santa has decided to go on a diet, only eating cookies from one out of three houses. Look, we all know Santa isn't ever going to taking his talents down to Miami our hanging with Kobe in LA. Mrs claus, tell your husband to stop kidding himself and concentrate on delivering presents.
Anonymous
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Santamania is running wild brother!
Anonymous
>Americans >thinking this announcer shit is funny >needing announcers to tell their simple minds about a game >celebrating Christmas AT ALL Wow. Pathetic. History will look down upon the USA a huge joke.
Anonymous
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>>17362191 Plus about 5 more paragraphs saying the same thing trying to be edgy
Anonymous
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>>17362191 needs more dead air and three syllable words
Darius Morris's potential !SeW52tNlnI
Anonymous
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You done good, /sp/. You done good.
Anonymous
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>>17362204 Enjoy your semen rations this year Yurop. Merry Christmas.
Anonymous
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>>17362204 and_then_there's_this_faggot.jpg
Anonymous
Chris Henry with your nose so bright, won't you ride in the back of my sleigh tonight
Anonymous
>>17362123 A FEED IN FRONT OHHHHHHH AND ANOTHER SAVE, WE HAVE NO SIGNAL, NOW THE LIGHT FROM RUDOLPH'S NOSE GOES OFF, IT'S 3-0!
Anonymous
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>>17362267 BUT NOW A GIVEAWAY AND THE ABOMINABLE SNOWMAN MOVES IN ON FROSTY......SAAAAAAAAAAAVE BY FROSTY!
Anonymous
AWWWWWWWWWWWWW I CAN'T BELIEVE THOSE ASSHOLES TAPED OVER CHRISTMAS!
Anonymous
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>Oh boy, here it comes. The 3 of 4 corners down, and Santa's down 1 billion kids left. >We've seen it before, but can he- THERE HE GOES! HE'S DOING IT AGAIN! HE. KEEPS. PUTTING PRESENTS UNDER THE TREE! SANTA TIME!
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Santa's coming down the chimney now he's heading towards the tree!!! THE PRESENTS ARE DELIVERED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Santa did his job. He executed really well. We still have some work to do. We'll take it house by house. Right now, we're just focusing on the next house.
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