I fucking hate Christmas. Every year it's me, my Mom, and my sister. We always exchange gifts between us only. So we get up, go to the living room, and start exchanging presents. I got my sister a new iPod Touch because her dumbass boyfriend stole her last one. I got my mom a new Blu Ray player because she has wanted one for a while but isn't very technologically sound. I got my dad a signed Tom Brady jersey and a hat since he is a gigantic Patriots fan (even though we live in California) and has always wanted one. What did they get me? Pictured. Fucking. Related.
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timestamp or gtfo
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I would take back all of the presents you gave them.
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>>17365788 AND they named you craig
Sucks to be you broski
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>2K3 Could have been worse, at least it wasn't Madden 12.
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>Craig's Christmas
Anonymous
>>17365788 >NFL 2K3 >New HOW?
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>PS2 game >KFC aaaaaaaaaahahahahahahaha
Ordinary Past Tiger Exile Revive a Few !zBrQbzhJ.A
Ordinary Past Tiger Exile Revive a Few !zBrQbzhJ.A Sun 25 Dec 2011 18:51:00 No. 17365810 Report Quoted By:
>Somehow found a sealed copy of NFL 2k3 HOW
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>>17365808 >implying this pic isn't old as fuck Craig !vV6hoCPYC2
Do I really have to timestamp this shit?
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>acne ridden fat ass no wonder you let your sister's bf getaway with that shit. I hope he steals this one too.
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>>17365815 I'm sure someone out there will pay thousands of dollars for a sealed NFL 2k3. And yes you do.
Ordinary Past Tiger Exile Revive a Few !zBrQbzhJ.A
Ordinary Past Tiger Exile Revive a Few !zBrQbzhJ.A Sun 25 Dec 2011 18:54:00 No. 17365825 Report >>17365812 At the most, it can only be a year or two old judging by the style of KFC bucket.
>2011 >Not knowing what the KFC buckets looked like in a particular year ISHYGDDT
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If OP timestamps this, then confirmed for GOAT thread of Christmas.
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O LAWD IS DAT SUM CHICKEN?
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>Craig >Christmas
Ordinary Past Tiger Exile Revive a Few !zBrQbzhJ.A
Ordinary Past Tiger Exile Revive a Few !zBrQbzhJ.A Sun 25 Dec 2011 18:59:00 No. 17365864 Report Quoted By:
>>17365833 Well, in all honesty, the only reason I know this is because the bucket has the Red/White split that KFC introduced alongside the Grilled/Fried combo bucket last year, and the only reason I know that is because the Grilled chicken made me throw up the one time I had it after they introduced it in 2009.
>mfw they handed me grilled chicken without even fucking asking me if I wanted it >mfw KFC seriously thought I wanted their godawful plastic-glazed grilled chicken instead of the delicious original recipe I haven't bought KFC since
Craig !vV6hoCPYC2
I can't find a pencil. Anything I can prove the picture is real? Any random house object you want me to prove that my Christmas is shit? Also my dad just gave me another game as a "surprise". It's even worse than 2K3.
Anonymous
>>17365865 Flip the 2K3 game on it's side.
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>>17365865 Put ur erect cock in the pic
Craig !vV6hoCPYC2
>>17365868 Fine, I'll do this.
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>>17365865 find something that only came out this year
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>>17365865 Recent newspaper or put the stuff in front of your computer screen
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Ok looking at your presents I can decipher that you are a fat spotty nigger who likes hokey and video games...amiright? HAPPPY CRAIGMAS
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>>17365876 >>17365868 Implying this isnt samefag
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>not checking his exif data you people are fucking retarded. This pic is legit and was taken with his phone and his provider is Tmobile.
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OP cheer up. I only got 40 bucks from my parents and nothing from my sister. Just raise your kids to not be such fuck ups.
Anonymous
>>17365907 >Being autistic Go take your adderal faggot
Craig !vV6hoCPYC2
New picture. With my dad's new video game present that he forgot to give me earlier. I asked him where he got this shit, and he told me it was a secret.
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>>17365914 >Bitch about picture not being legit >Someone provides proof >Bitch at him because you were too stupid to do so yourself Fuck you faggot.
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>>17365918 >he told me it was a secret. This is the best thread of the year OP
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>>17365918 >>17365918 could be worse kid
some people don't get anything
or their family is dead
be grateful for what you got
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>>17365918 >Rugby 2004 >mfw Anonymous
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>>17365918 no cock? i still dont believe you
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>>17365918 o god wat. is this actually real?
>my fucking sides Anonymous
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>>17365918 >posting a new photo and yet failing to provide a timestamp >confirmed for trolling faggot >4/10 Ordinary Past Tiger Exile Revive a Few !zBrQbzhJ.A
Ordinary Past Tiger Exile Revive a Few !zBrQbzhJ.A Sun 25 Dec 2011 19:07:00 No. 17365936 Report Quoted By:
>>17365907 >Having to check the EXIF data when the KFC bucket is of a current style >>17365918 >Letting your KFC get cold Anonymous
>>17365927 Yeah, but he bought his family awesome gifts.
So his net loss here is probably $1,000.
Anonymous
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>>17365918 RUGBY??? LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
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>>17365918 >RUGBY 2004 This changes....EVERYTHING
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>>17365918 This cant be legit.....you are surely just picking games out of your back catalogue.
If you are serious then his secret = ebay. He prolly paid like 40 cent each for them. Also was the KFC cold when you opened it?
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>>17365918 >RUGBY 2004 >SEALED BOX PS2 YOUR DAD IS A FUCKING TROLLING GOD.
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>>17365938 >Caring about how much money you lose. If that's your mindset don't even bother celebrating Christmas.
Anonymous
>>17365918 Do you actually own a PS2?
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So that 2k3 thing is supposed to be rare or something? or just not released? I only play NHL games mostly
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I fucking feel for u bro. That sucks.
Anonymous
op picks up shit from the trash and from the used section of gamestop ppl think its real>mfw
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>Obscure fully sealed Ps2 games
Craig !vV6hoCPYC2
>>17365951 I do own a PS2, but my sister is currently borrowing it.
Secondly, the chicken was cold. Also my dad took two of the drumsticks before I even got it.
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9th/10th Doctors Sonic Screwdriver Socks (fucking finally) Dr. Who Dalek poster Pulp Fiction Poster Bunch of shirts New winter jacket All and all im pretty pleased /sp/
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>>17365958 did he eat all the skin too?
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>>17365955 >Any Gamestop in America having Rugby 2004. That shit is rarer than gold.
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>Nobody calling out OP on being an acne covered underagefag.
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>>17365958 Your dad is a GOAT troll.
Anonymous
>KFC for Christmas >people believe it easily I remember when trolling took effort.
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>>17365969 >not going to KFC on Christmas What are you, poor?
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>>17365958 Holy shit lol
also
>Rugby 2004 I cannot stop the fucking lols
thankyou
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Is your room in the house the bathroom? Fuck, why would you put your presents in there
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>>17365958 >mfw OP post it in front of your computer with you holding it.
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>Rugby 2004 I don't think I've ever laughed harder in my life.
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I bet Craig's father bought both those games in 2003 and held onto them for eight years to give to him.
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>>17365958 10/fucking10. Your dad is hilarious, lol'd HARD, OP. Thanks man, Merry Christmas.
Anonymous
don't be an ungrateful faggot, there are kids in haiti with no parents dying of TB on the street
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Thanks for the laugh OP, Merry Christmas bro.
Anonymous
>>17365994 If you gave a homeless kid Rugby 2004, they would throw it away.
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>>17366001 >implying they wouldn't try to eat all that delicious rubgy Anonymous
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That feel when this is gonna be reposted throughout Reddit, /v/ and /b/ today and Craig's Christmas will forever be laughed at.
Exan !FORest7V0U
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Well they could've given you the KFC and skipped out on the skin treatment, so I suppose you can be thankful in that regard.
Anonymous
>>17366001 of course they would they can't eat it or live in it. If you gave him Skyrim he would do the same thing too.
Ordinary Past Tiger Exile Revive a Few !zBrQbzhJ.A
Ordinary Past Tiger Exile Revive a Few !zBrQbzhJ.A Sun 25 Dec 2011 19:18:00 No. 17366017 Report Is this the first time they've given you such shitty gifts? I mean, I can't imagine you'd have been willing to put that much money and effort into getting gifts if you knew that this was the shit you'd be getting in return. And if you did know, then there's really no-one to blame other than yourself.
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>>17366017 That's why it's gotta be a troll
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>>17366013 >implying they wouldn't just chuck it away cause Skyrim is shit Anonymous
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>>17366017 And if you didn't there's always next year.
Craig !vV6hoCPYC2
>>17366017 We usually don't spend a lot on gifts. Usually $30 or less, but my father said that this year that there was no spending limit and we should go all out.
Apparently going all out means my sister going to KFC last night, my dad somehow finding these games, and my mom worrying about my skin.
Andy_Reid's Stache !!vtwzH2FUCfa
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Is your dad a time traveler?
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The Official Craig's Christmas Presents Power Rankings Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2011 19:20:00 No. 17366035 Report 1. KFC 2. NFL 2K3 3. AcneFree>9001. Rugby 2004
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>>17365914 >go take your adderal faggot Oh boy, wait till you get to college, underage /sp/artan. Adderal will be your best friend too.
Anonymous
Ordinary Past Tiger Exile Revive a Few !zBrQbzhJ.A
Ordinary Past Tiger Exile Revive a Few !zBrQbzhJ.A Sun 25 Dec 2011 19:22:00 No. 17366043 Report >>17366030 Fair enough.
Now, did you recently come into a lot of money or a stable, well-paying job while the rest of your family is poor? Is it possible that your dad just removed the spending limit because everyone knew you'd get them nice shit?
Craig !vV6hoCPYC2
>>17366043 My dad is a doctor, so he is loaded.
My sister has a waitress job, but she spends all her money on her leech boyfriend.
My mom is a teacher.
I had extra money this Christmas and my dad said to go all out so I did.
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>>17366054 There's no fucking way they gave you these gifts with a straight face. No fucking way your doctor dad gave you 2k3 and rugby
Giants Gonna Gi !!WnTLQ5TLSwj
OP I bet they hid the good shit inside your KFC bucket
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>brand new copy of NFL2k3 that shit's worth like $1200 now nigga
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Craig - Buys sister Ipod Touch Craigs Sister - Buys Craig Bucket of KFC
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>>17366054 >dad doctor >not hooking you up with some proper medical skin treatment instead of that christmas present shit Anonymous
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>>17365918 >rugby 2004 >george gregan on the cover Craig !vV6hoCPYC2
>>17366062 Nope.
Just chicken.
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>>17366071 look inside the chicken.
Giants Gonna Gi !!WnTLQ5TLSwj
>>17366071 well, then, at least eat it, it's getting cold
Anonymous
>>17366079 Its was already cold when he opened it, right craig?
HAPPY CRAIGMAS
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I bet they'll give you better presents later on, stay positive.
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It should be evident to everyone that Jonathan "Tinytrip" Franks is a bastion of hope and truth in a sea of indolence and greed. He is more brilliant than the brightest of stars and stronger than the clash of universes. He is the face of every laughing baby and playing child. He is the coming of Spring, the sunrise, the morning dew, and all that is good and beautiful in the world. His stalwartly actions are immortalized sub specie aeternitatis. He is a luminous glimmer of inspiration for humanity, everything that we could, and should ever hope to be.
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made my night criddy
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So did your idiot relatives even apologize for their bad gifts?
Giants Gonna Gi !!WnTLQ5TLSwj
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>>17366087 oh sorry i just got here
well, just throw 'er in the microwave then
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Mine was better. I got my sister a Flyers jacket, I got my brother a Jeff Carter jersey because I know he hates him and since he got a fucking pool table for christmas, got my mom and dad a bluray player and TV. In return I got AC Revelation from my bro, Tickets to the winter classic from my sis, Walter Payton jersey from my parents.
Anonymous
Craig's Christmas is the best Christmas OP I bet they got you a car or something, no way is this real.
Giants Gonna Gi !!WnTLQ5TLSwj
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>>17366138 yeah seriously have you looked out your window yet? Are you absolutely sure there isn't a pony or some shit out there waiting for your discovery?
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Craig's probably unboxing his 50 inch LED tv as we speak
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>still no picture of it in front of his screen
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lol pretty funny. your family are proud trolls. Your dads the best of them
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>fried chicken >acne medication It's like they want you to get pimples and lose pimples at the same time
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inb4 they scramble to get him that thing you always wanted and they find craig hanging from his ceiling dead
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>2011 >being craig
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hilarious thread
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>kill youself >that'll show em for not getting you madden 12
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Thread of the year
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>My state of being when Effort is almost never rewarded justly.
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Craigs dad is the GOAT troll Although I bet they got him something better and just got him this shit to troll him
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>>17365958 I just spat my beer all over the place.
I know its probably not true but its still hilarious
Anonymous
What did they get each other?
Anonymous
>family in poor financial times >craig whines about christmas presents fuck off craig
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>>17366214 this is very important to know
Anonymous
>>17366218 We're in "Poor financial times" and I was just gifted tickets to the winter classic"
MASS !HOLEIeW8y.
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ahahah good stuff
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Anonymous
>>17366224 Are you Craig?
If you aren't Craig, I don't give a fuck
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Pirate Captain !EYRgmGD79E
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I'm sorry Craig, I'm sure they meant well.
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>He ate two drumsticks
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best thread ever
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>Acne Free >KFC >NFL 2K3 LOL
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>mfw not only terrible christmas, but craig must have terrible acne
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Holy fucking shit /sp/. Sometimes I wonder while I still go here. And then, there are threads like these that pop up. I love you /sp/, merry Christmas.
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Let's get this shit started:>Craig >Craig's family besides dad
Anonymous
>that feel when you're too poor to buy gifts for anyone and feel bad when they give you shit
Anonymous
CRAIGMAS 2011 NEVER FORGET
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I got three shirts and some body spray for Christmas, but then I saw this and felt better. Thanks Craig.
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archive this shit lmao
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So was the chicken good atleast?
Gerrard's Nads !hsbo/Wz39E
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pretty sure OP is just sameing and its not real
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Post a pic of your dad. with or without stolen drumsticks
!iN.MY.aRMs
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well this is fucking awesome
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>>17366375 Oh the KFC is great son, I tasted some myself to make sure!
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>Spend over $1,000 on family >Get back four presents that cost $25 put together.
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can a mod please sticky this for xmas? It's the least we could do for Craid..
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>mfw i hate christmas and i got my mom a blu-ray player also
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>get woken up at 8:30am with a huge hangover >mfw
INFAMOUS !!uU1xtpqcUF4
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>bitching about getting presents for christmas ungrateful fuck
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>>17366437 >get woken up at 8:30am with a huge hangover >mfw Anonymous
Anonymous
>>17366437 >>17366445 >wake up at 8:30 on my own with no hangover >mfw Anonymous
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Sitting with my family in the room and trying to suppress the lols at the Rugby 2004 photo was a near impossible task
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>>17366445 >>17366466 >wake up at 4 shaking violently from withdrawal I wish I still got hangovers. Currently choking down steel reserves so I can get through xmas without having a seizure.
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>implying this isn't fake and these are games from when OP was in 2004 and has played them millions of times.
Anonymous
>Your sister's apprehension of >yfw you opened it
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>>17366520 tenstarpost.jpg
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>This thread Fuck /sp/ are our standards slipping? No timestamp, I don't believe shit
Craig !ZOXCIOoDA2
I opened Rugby 2004 and there was $1,000 inside.
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>>17366540 Cool tripcode bro
Craig !vV6hoCPYC2
Going to my Grandmother's house now. Last year she got me yarn. Will post picture of whatever I get from her in an hour or so.
Anonymous
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>>17366558 >Last year she got me yarn. >DIS FAMILY Anonymous
>>17366540 are you serious bro? I thought it was plastic wrapped? Your dad is a great troll
Anonymous
>>17366558 inb4 Craig's Grandma gives him Rugby 2005.
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>>17366573 check the tripcode
Anonymous
>eagerly anticipating what Craig's Grandma gives him Let's bet on what he gets. I'm going for a pencil.
Anonymous
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BasedStrosbro !VWd4bvSr/A
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>>17366583 A car charger for a phone he doesn't or hasn't ever owned.
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i say he gets the first season of everybody loves raymond.
Urban Meyers Sweater Vest (Formerly ((Upset?)) !!1dXsRXI+vI0
Urban Meyers Sweater Vest (Formerly ((Upset?)) !!1dXsRXI+vI0 Sun 25 Dec 2011 20:45:00 No. 17366617 Report >Woke up hungover as fuckf rom drinking most of a bottle of Makers Mark last night >Made eggs and bacon >Listened to dubstep on new headphones that I got for christmas >About to go smoke a bowl! >Comfy as fuck in my new pajamas I got for christmas Having a great day, Sorry Craig, Theres always next year!
Tiësto !SdmSHDqZKg
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Holy shit.>Your family
Dr. Anonymous
Anonymous
>>17366617 >almost 2012 >still smoking pot reported for underage.
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>Christmas 2011 >Not having Rugby 2004
Giants Gonna Gi !!WnTLQ5TLSwj
>>17366617 >dubstep >weed dis nigga
Anonymous
This.... can't be real? PS2??? PEE ESS TWO? ARE THEY FOR REAL? KILL THEM ALL
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Uhm, did you ask for anything for Christmas? If not your family is free to buy you whatever the fuck they want.
Anonymous
>>17366653 At least it isn't the games AVGN plays.
Urban Meyers Sweater Vest (Formerly ((Upset?)) !!1dXsRXI+vI0
Urban Meyers Sweater Vest (Formerly ((Upset?)) !!1dXsRXI+vI0 Sun 25 Dec 2011 20:51:00 No. 17366674 Report Quoted By:
>>17366639 >>17366626 Sounds like your just Mad and Jelly of my xmas morning so far
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>>17366669 some of those games are actually fun, though. (in a 'this is hard as fuck and i HAVE to beat it' kind of way)
Anonymous
guys we should all pitch in and buy Craig a GOAT Christmas gift
Urban Meyers Sweater Vest (Formerly ((Upset?)) !!1dXsRXI+vI0
Urban Meyers Sweater Vest (Formerly ((Upset?)) !!1dXsRXI+vI0 Sun 25 Dec 2011 20:53:00 No. 17366694 Report Quoted By:
>>17366583 I bet its a sealed copy of "Con-Air" Starring Nick Cage on DVD
Turtle (>FIRE NORV TURNER / >MERRY CHRISTMAS) !9Rx1l5SVtU
Turtle (>FIRE NORV TURNER / >MERRY CHRISTMAS) !9Rx1l5SVtU Sun 25 Dec 2011 20:53:00 No. 17366701 Report Quoted By:
Holy shit this is thread of the century
Urban Meyers Sweater Vest (Formerly ((Upset?)) !!1dXsRXI+vI0
Urban Meyers Sweater Vest (Formerly ((Upset?)) !!1dXsRXI+vI0 Sun 25 Dec 2011 20:55:00 No. 17366722 Report Quoted By:
>>17366688 SHUT UP CRAIG I AINT BUYING YOU SHIT!
Anonymous
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>>17366688 trips and dubs confirms it
Pocket Hercules !!C9430XGr2dE
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Oh boy>Craig's face after he opened the "gifts"
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>Factory packaged PS2 game I didn't even know you could get these anymore
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>>17366575 No, I sense Rugby 2004
Anonymous
That feel when this is all a hoax and Craig's family bought him a new car.
Anonymous
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>yfw Craig goes into Grandma's house and finds Mila Kunis' feet under the tree
Anonymous
>>17366740 >Tfw the Kfc box actually had a car key in it and Craig is off having fun I'm going to pretend like that happened so I can stop feeling so bad for this guy
Anonymous
Anonymous
Your mom: trying to help you, that gift's OK Your dad: pretty shitty but if he's seen you playing on the PS2 and he knows you like sports then at least he's thought about things Your sister: fucking KFC? You need to give this bitch shit for the entire year
BasedStrosbro !VWd4bvSr/A
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>>17366757 The KFC box had an iPhone, the nba game had a car key, and the Rugby game had a check for $10,000.
Craig probably needed the Accutane, though.
Ordinary Past Tiger Exile Revive a Few !zBrQbzhJ.A
Ordinary Past Tiger Exile Revive a Few !zBrQbzhJ.A Sun 25 Dec 2011 20:59:00 No. 17366782 Report >Mfw Craig's family feels like shit about this whole affair and goes all-out for him next Christmas >Mfw Craig is embittered and instead gives them gifts shittier than these ones
Anonymous
>>17366767 I feel bad for the dad, its like he wants to help his kid out but he has no idea how.
Giants Gonna Gi !!WnTLQ5TLSwj
>>17366757 he's already confirmed the absence of anything but cold chicken
Anonymous
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>>17366785 he never looked inside each piece of chicken though.
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>>17366752 this, let Anon buy you something nice craig
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KFC - Food for an entire week Rugby 2004/NFL 2K3 - Entertainment to last a lifetime AcneFree - Beauty for the next twenty years What is so bad?
StayFocused
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Sucks to be OP i actually had a great christmas
Turtle (>FIRE NORV TURNER / >MERRY CHRISTMAS) !9Rx1l5SVtU
Turtle (>FIRE NORV TURNER / >MERRY CHRISTMAS) !9Rx1l5SVtU Sun 25 Dec 2011 21:00:00 No. 17366797 Report Quoted By:
>>17366785 Cold chicken is best chicken
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>>17366782 >my face when they can never give Craig his GOAT presents next year because Craig hangs himself on Christmas Eve because he doesn't want to go through the shame of another terrible Christmas. Anonymous
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>>17366786 Have you ever seen an electrical outlet before?
Giants Gonna Gi !!WnTLQ5TLSwj
>Craig opens up the rugby game >finds car key >"HOLY SHIT THANK YOU DAD" >Dad's face when it doesn't actually go to any car
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>mfw no timestamp yet
Anonymous
>>17366810 Keys to a 1990 Geo Metro with 220k miles on it
Frimpong Pingpong !TngF04lqa.
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Has he confronted them? The presents seem like they are telling Craig they want him dead or something. Piss weak effort. Why not confront them? inb4 ungrateful Doctors don't buy Rugby 2004. It's a shit game anyway. Probably got good shit anyway, 10/10
Anonymous
>>17366815 >implying Geo Metro isn't the GOAT car shit is invincible and easy to work on
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>2011 >KFC Why are you a nigger Craig, at least your parents gave you a white name and not Jamal
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>>17366786 >Ameripoor Christmas gifts wow
i feel bad for you AA+mericans
After the downgrade, you pretty much had to give each other rocks and coal
Anonymous
>People asking for timestamps >No-one questioning that he just prepared those items and had this 10/10 troll thread planned for weeks
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If Craig put the actual copy of Rugby 2004 from that picture on eBay, how much would you bid on it?
Anonymous
Anonymous
>KFC on christmas morning they aren't even open at all today and probably closed at like noon yesterday why are you all so stupid, this is a troll thread
Giants Gonna Gi !!WnTLQ5TLSwj
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>>17366838 this
timestamps would only confirm that he is in possession of a kfc bucket, two ps2 games and some acne stuff
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>>17366849 Craig said his sister got it last night.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>tfw my parents gave me a Kindle Fire aww yea nigga, Hunger Games time
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>>17366847 I wish I got a car. Mine is falling apart and I don't have the money to fix it.
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>>17366849 > restaurant closing early on christmas eve babby's first christmas?
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Oh fucking god lol
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>>17365918 >Wait a second son, I forgot to give you your REAL present! >>Craig expecting Skyrim >RUGBY 2004 lololololol
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Holy shit bro, I'm so sorry lol
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>Craig's dad >Doctor >Rich >Gets his kid outdated PS2 games >Bandwagons New England Troll thread, Craig's dad is obviously Jewish and therefore does not celebrate Christmas
Tensnake !EkanxYL11A
Anonymous
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>>17366869 more like a Citroen 2CV
Anonymous
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>>17366825 Geo Tracker is superior.
Giants Gonna Gi !!WnTLQ5TLSwj
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>post rate dying down DON'T LET CRAIGMAS DIE WE HAVE TO FIND THE TRUE MEANING OF CRAIGMAS
Anonymous
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>>17366315 I know that feel
Anonymous
Pirate Captain !EYRgmGD79E
Is KFC even open today, how is that one even possible?
Anonymous
in every thread so far every american has received one of these things: *acne help item *weight help item *fast food *gift card to fast food shop this is christmas ffs.. wtf is wrong with you people? fat fucking pig faggots
Anonymous
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We gotta keep this alive until we find out what shitty gift Craig's grandma trolled him with
Anonymous
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>>17367010 but not me im in between
Anonymous
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>>17366784 No, his dad was a douche. He's a fucking doctor and the most he spent on his son was less than $5, and it's not like he didn't know what game to get him. He deliberately went out of his way to get him shit gifts, the games themselves show what year they came out, and it's PS2, by now even most tech impaired should know that a successor has occurred. It's not like a scenario played out where he went to the game store's used section, looked at the PS2 games, saw these games, thought he liked sports, and bought them absent mindlessly. No, he went out of his way, to some remote location and got a sealed PS2 package. So either his father is a shitty time traveler or a douche.
Anonymous
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if the present of his granny is even more awesome, this thread must be archived!
Anti-Tripfag !!vMack8mse6R
Anonymous
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>>17366864 >Wanting to read a tl;dr communist piece of shit that has page upon page of the characters being depressed and talking Anonymous
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this thread actually got me to feel better about not getting anything
Anonymous
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>>17367018 My local Dominoes, KFC and McDonalds are all open today.
It's the easiest way to make big bucks. All the stores close + people not wanting to cook on Christmas = FAST FOOD
Anonymous
>mfw virgins continue to steal /sp/ content >>>/v/122160116 pic related, most of them are convinced they created WHY
Anonymous
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>Craigs family
Anonymous
Hey craig, this isn't meant to be a sob story for me, but it's to make you feel better
at least you got presents
here's me,
and I'm 100% serious
>>17366946 Preparing for one of the darkest christmases of my life. This'll be the 4th, count it FOURTH time in one calendar year that we lose to the packers.
I hope this made you feel better.
Anonymous
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>>17367045 They think mfw was them too..
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>17367045 >11:00 1/10 I responded
Anonymous
>me my mom and my sister >got my dad a signed tom brady jersey >KFC (closed) on Christmas morning >Time stamp never given >Wall looks like trash behind him, no way his dad is a doctor
Anonymous
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>yfw Craig gets his grandma a diamond necklace and she gives him a comb
Tensnake !EkanxYL11A
Giants Gonna Gi !!WnTLQ5TLSwj
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>>17367064 a timestamp wouldn't prove anything anyways, dumbass
Anonymous
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>>17367064 KFC IS NOT CLOSED ON CHRISTMAS.
Anonymous
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>>17367019 This. I thought people were trolling when they said they received a gift card to In-N-out burger and whatnot. But now that OP actually received a bucket of KFC and provided proof, I have apparently been proven wrong.
I'm truly baffled. I honestly have no words to describe the why.jpg feeling I am experiencing.. who the fuck would give someone fast food for christmas?
murrka, you're seriously messed up
Anonymous
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>>17367045 i OC'd WHY
and im from /spee/
Anonymous
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>>17367054 It has been archived
Anonymous
I've got OP beat. My birthday is in the beginning of January, so my family always pulled the "these are your presents for christmas and your birthday" One year it was a 2 liter bottle of Dr. Pepper. And that was it. For christmas and my birthday.
Anonymous
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wow it must suck being a nigger
Anonymous
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it appears your family doesn't love you, Craig.
just remember to get them shitty and thoughtless presents next year. I recommend a
Restaurant.com gift card.
Anonymous
>>17367109 You know what I got for Christmas? Oh, it was a banner fucking year at the old Bender family. I got a carton of cigarettes. The old man grabbed me and said, "Hey, smoke up Johnny." Alright? So go home and cry to your Daddy. Don't cry here, okay?
Anonymous
>>17367109 For me, when I was a kid, whenever my parents bought me something expensive ($50+) they'd say "this is your present for Christmas, so don't ask for anything". Then they'd always give me candy on Xmas.
Anonymous
>>17367152 a carton of cigarettes is more expensive and lasts much longer than a 2 liter of cola.
Anonymous
>>17367152 >surname is bender That's pretty cool.
Anonymous
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lmao. sorry OP. i got nfl 2k3 back then. >play as the dolphins they got unstoppable combo chris chambers/ricky williams
Anonymous
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this thread has made my christmas infinitely better
Anonymous
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I can't wait until someone posts this on reddit because I know one of you faggots will.
Anonymous
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>>17365788 I got my friend who's a girl da bears and my family nothing.
Anonymous
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>>17367156 I'd rather have presents spread out like that than once a year
Anonymous
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Reading all these Christmas threads and seeing what people got has made me realize how spoiled I am.
Anonymous
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>>17367182 But Benders name is Rodriguez
Anonymous
>>17366558 ITS ONE HOUR NOW, I DEMAND PICS FOR THE PIC GOD
Anonymous
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>>17367229 11:38 EST
>thinking Craig is real Anonymous
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>almost 2012 >getting trolled this easily ISHYGDDT
Anonymous
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Ha ha OP your christmas sucked I got the GOAT gift>colin kaepernick Home jersey
Anonymous
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Craig was an illusion
Craig !vV6hoCPYC2
Got my present from my Grandmother. Will be home in a bit to take a picture with my other crap so you believe me. Pretty much the greatest bad gift in the history of Christmas. It has made me better. Healed me a bit.
Anonymous
>>17367354 WHAT IS IT????!!!
Anonymous
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>>17367354 Hey Craig did you see
>>17367052 yet?
Anonymous
Anonymous
same shitty thread is on /v/ , /a/ and /b/ this is fake, mod please remove teh archival
Anonymous
>>17367383 >not realising the ones on other boards have the wrong filename so has been stolen from here >going on /v/, /a/ and /b/ Anonymous
>>17367383 >telling mods to remove the original source because of faggots spamming it on other boards >teh chokenspit !!iLmPwU91Vdd
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>>17367383 This is the original and real one.
Anonymous
>>17367399 >>17367402 >getting trolled this easily Anonymous
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>>17367383 you idiot he has a timestamp.
those other threads ARE the fake ones.
go back to
>>>/v/ Anonymous
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>>17367412 iwasonlypretendingtoberetarded.jpg
Anonymous
OP is a giant faggot. It's Christmas. Were you folks happy with the gifts they received? I imagine they were. If you want a fair exchange, go to the swap meet. If you're just glad you can make your family smile, shut the fuck up. If you can't stand whiny little bitches like OP, become an atheist like me.
AwwrightMiami !!QBIpJpF9Ran
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>>17367152 Breakfast club was great.
Tripbeard !gAsT8W60Vg!!C/5Vtsq4EHn
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>>17367462 The only present worse than a bucket of cold KFC is a piece of shit.
AwwrightMiami !!QBIpJpF9Ran
Anonymous
Keep this thread alive for a couple hours, going to my uncles house now pls and ty. This has to be real
Anonymous
Anonymous
So I'm sat in my living room waiting for Christmas dinner and I come across this thread. I tried to keep in the intense laughter inside of me but I couldn't.>mfw I'm crying tears of laughter and my whole family ask me what I'm laughing at >think about explaining it >in the end reply, 'oh just some forum'
Anonymous
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Oh god, I Lold hard. Damn man. lol
Anonymous
OP, put Rugby 2004 on eBay. I will pay $100 for it
Anonymous
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>>17367501 >not having 4chan plus so the thread stays open even after it 404a Anonymous
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>>17367530 I told my mum about it by saying I was on a sports forum
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this thread is fucking amazing. I love you /sp/. Merry Christmas.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>Not showing this to your family and laughing
Proud_Buffalo !c4.koOQULk
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Merry Craigmas, everyone.
Anonymous
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HAHAHAHAHAHA> OP
Anonymous
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Merry Craigmas /sp/
Anonymous
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>>17367354 c'mon, WHAT IS IT?
Groudon !!9aKmRIjeVg1
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A VERY MERRY CRAIGMAAAAAAAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEEEEAAAAAR
Anonymous
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is Craig a first time trip or an old Murrikan one? Never seen him around Yuro threads. anyways Merry Craigmas
Autist !!kZEFQaMUdBz
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THIS FUCKING THREAD
Anonymous
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OH BY GOLLY HAVE A HOLLY JOLLY CRAIGSMAS THIS YEAR
John Madden !!3r7w03QtSax
Anonymous
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Oh fuck man this is great
Anonymous
GO JAYS GO !fJLIl5zy3.
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MERRY CRAIGMAS EVERYONE>He didn't even get 2k5 >He got 2k3 OH GOD MY SIDES
Anonymous
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and so this day will forever be remembered as Craigmas, and will be used to separate oldfags from newfags these coming years
Anonymous
I got a canteen and a tobacco pipe ( WTF parents? I smoke but not fucking out of a pipe... ). Am I upset?....>Can still download any game on the internet and play it for free. Not even a little upset. Christmas became a simple formality for me the day I learned how to use the internet to steal all my media.
Anonymous
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>>17367167 >implying they last longer Anonymous
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>Poor people >Craig
Anonymous
Have a holly, jolly Craigsmas; It's the best thread of the year Just so you know your presents blow So have a couple beers Have a holly, jolly Craigsmas; And when you come post on /sp/ Post some pics for all us dicks and we'll cry out >OP
Anonymous
nfl 2k3 was the last good football game ever made. your dad knows his vidya
Giants Gonna Gi !!WnTLQ5TLSwj
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>>17367354 oh god i cant wait
Anonymous
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>mfw 2k3 is actually better than the last video game I got for Christmas which was NASCAR 2004 for the PS2.
Anonymous
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I take it this man was captain of the dodgeball GOAT team, Craig's Team
Anonymous
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Thank you based /sp/ You made my christmas.
Anonymous
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>>17367955 9006700 / 10
actually got me a little mad. nice job pretending that NFL 2K5 isn't the greatest football game ever made. really trolled me good. would be trolled again.
Anonymous
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>Complains about getting a football video game >Doesn't know that thousands of kids around the world are getting NASCAR 2008 for Christmas this year.
Anonymous
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Threads like these are the reasons why I keep coming back to 4chan even with how unbearable it has become.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>17367897 Pipes are fucking brilliant, I don't smoke mine as much anymore but still.
Anonymous
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>best football game >not road to world cup '98
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>17367363 ointment for his hurt butt
Anonymous
>thinking this is a good thread >mfw this thread is 95% people saying "LOL THIS FUCKING THREAD" and no timestamps
Anonymous
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I'm black, so that KFC looks delicious. The 2K series was the best.
Anonymous
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Only in america is KFC open on christmas day
Anonymous
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this thread is amazing 10/10 OP
Giants Gonna Gi !!WnTLQ5TLSwj
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>>17368052 and the other five percent is retards whining about timestamps even though they wouldn't prove anything
Anonymous
>OP's parents >Somehow finding a sealed copy of NFL 2K3 >OP's face when the rest of his family goes on crazy time travel adventures and he's kept out of the loop for his "safety"
Anonymous
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Whatcha need the lotion for OP? Got Craigzema
Anonymous
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>waiting for Craig
Anonymous
Sherron Ballins !!9tpWMDvpAAL
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What the fuck OP. Im sorry, those are horrible presents
Anonymous
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>still haven't posted grandmas gift >Craig
Anonymous
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>acne on the forehead >acne on the nose >acne on the cheeks >acne on the chin >acne on the neck >acne on the shoulders >acne on the back >acne on the chest >acne on the pubes >acne on the ass >Craig
Craig !vV6hoCPYC2
So I got home from my Grandma's. I was expecting the worse...and she gave me an AOL Dial-Up Free Trial that I am pretty sure was created in the late 90's. I asked her how the fuck she got is, and she said that her friend gave it to her, that she didn't like computers, and thought I would appreciate it since she knows I enjoy them. A. Yes, the disc is inside. B. No, I do not know if it works C. I actually enjoyed her gift more than the half eaten chicken.
Anonymous
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>>17368390 HOLY FUCK 90 FREE DAYS OF INTERNET
THANK YOU BASED GOATMA
Anonymous
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>>17368390 I couldn't have thought of a more hilarious present if I was given 20 years to think of one
Anonymous
Anonymous
Giants Gonna Gi !!WnTLQ5TLSwj
Anonymous
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>>17368390 Your family is hilariously out of touch, you should write a movie script about them.
Anonymous
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>>17368390 Answer me this Craig. What did your family get for each other?
Tensnake !EkanxYL11A
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>>17368390 Ok now I think I'm being trolled.
Anonymous
>>17368390 Damn, now confirmed for fake. You went a bit over board on the last one. Still hilarious though
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>>17368390 Merry Craigsmas Craig
Autist !!kZEFQaMUdBz
Anonymous
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>>17368390 ...Where the fuck would you find this?
Even if I'm getting trolled, WHERE DO YOU FIND THIS?
Anonymous
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>>17368390 10/10 for the effort alone of finding all this shit to troll /sp/ with
Anonymous
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>>17368390 over the top
unbelievable
CLINT
>>17368430 Doubtless but who else is putting in this kind of effort for myriad assholes on the internet on christmas day. makes you feel good. most restaurants aren't even open and here's craig, doing work.
OakCliffYeahThatsMyHood(No.1 Sunnybro) !!yDTvLI6QLLI
OakCliffYeahThatsMyHood(No.1 Sunnybro) !!yDTvLI6QLLI Sun 25 Dec 2011 22:55:00 No. 17368457 Report Quoted By:
OP, are the presents the usually get you this shitty? If yes:>Man that fucking sucks. I am really sorry. Go out and get yourself something really nice. Something even better than that autographed Brady jersey you go your dad. If no:>There is a possibility they are just trolling the shit out of you and you wake up tomorrow to some really awesome presents or something. But there is still the possibility of you just having to do what I mentioned above >OP's face when he saw his presents this year
Anonymous
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This is the best thread on /sp/ in a long time. Merry Christmas Craig, even if you're trolling.
Anonymous
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>>17368454 I couldn't agree more.
Anonymous
>>17368430 >filename >IMG_20111225_094603.jpg seems legit
Craig !vV6hoCPYC2
>>17368430 >>17368416 I'm not trolling anybody. Where the hell would I find a freaking AOL Dial-Up 90 Day Free Pass? Why the fuck would I have one of those on hand? Why, when I already have high speed internet, have this?
Also my dad got my grandma (his mom) some earrings, my mom got her a book, and my sister got her some earmuffs.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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Oh man, Craig even if this isnt real, this shit made me LOL hard. God bless you and merry christmas you hilarious bastard
EmmaStone☭ !Rpe.QNO8Rg
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>>17368390 They still have those at places like Fred's.
GOAT present.
Anonymous
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>>17368465 The picture is real, but these being his gifts isn't. It is a very very good troll
Anonymous
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>>17368467 Craig, I just want to know what they got eachother. For a comparison.
Anonymous
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>90 DAYS OF FREE DIAL-UP INTERNET Price: $500
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>17368454 Because he's the hero /sp/ deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll troll him because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A dark knight.
Cari !6TR6WI0kuU
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>>17368390 i lol'd
this thread
reminds me of the best present i ever got.
pic related mo chairde.
Nollaig Shona Duit!
Anonymous
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>>17368467 Your family hates you, I'm sorry.
But you probably deserve it for some reason if they give you these shitty presents.
Anonymous
The gift his Grandma got him was discontinued in 2002. So either Craig is either the greatest troll of all-time and has been planning this thread for nine years, or he truly got the present from an old person.
Exan !FORest7V0U
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>>17368390 That's just glorious.
Anonymous
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>>17368509 >implying Craig isn't a time traveling troll to make Christmas better Anonymous
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>>17368390 good god
>Craig's family Anonymous
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>>17368509 eh, my dad still has old AOL discs that are >5 years old
OP probably spent $20 on these games as a joke to troll /sp/
Still hilarious though
Anonymous
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Craig confirmed for trolling pack-rat.
Anonymous
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>Craig's face when grandma
Turtle (>FIRE NORV TURNER / >MERRY CHRISTMAS) !9Rx1l5SVtU
Turtle (>FIRE NORV TURNER / >MERRY CHRISTMAS) !9Rx1l5SVtU Sun 25 Dec 2011 23:01:00 No. 17368553 Report Quoted By:
>>17368390 Holy fuck this thread
Anonymous
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Dear fucking god
Anonymous
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Even if its an elaborate troll, this is genuinely the most hilarious thread I've witnessed in my 3-4 years of lurking. Merry fucking Christmas Craig.
Anonymous
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let's start this shit>Grandma's gift
Anonymous
>>17368390 >I asked her how the fuck she got this >cursing in front of your grandmother >Implying 9/10 for effort
Anonymous
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>>17368593 >implying he didn't say heck Anonymous
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A+++++ thread, would lol again.
Anonymous
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>>17368390 >FREE INTERNET >SURF UP TO 5X FASTER CRAIG WHAT ARE YOU DOING INSTALL THAT SHIT
I WAS PUMPED ABOUT MY SOLID STATE HARDDRIVE TO BOOT MY COMPUTER FASTER BUT SHIT I FORGOT TO ASK FOR FASTER INTERNET.
Anonymous
What is five times the speed of dial-up?
OakCliffYeahThatsMyHood(No.1 Sunnybro) !!yDTvLI6QLLI
OakCliffYeahThatsMyHood(No.1 Sunnybro) !!yDTvLI6QLLI Sun 25 Dec 2011 23:07:00 No. 17368657 Report Quoted By:
Jesus. Please say you got something from an uncle or something that came to visit. Like a dog kennel when you don't even have a dog, or a can of roach spray or some shit like that.>this thread >my sides
Coach Dale !!LVtk71TZmMD
AwwrightMiami !!QBIpJpF9Ran
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Craig, you have given the single greatest thread of the year.
Anonymous
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this fucking thread, my sides.
Anonymous
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>>17365788 stop complaining faggot. at least you got something. I got a fucking gay ass shirt I'm never going to wear.
Black ⚜ Star !x8ngkAZjXE
>complaining about getting delicious kfc chicken 3/10
Anonymous
EmmaStone☭ !Rpe.QNO8Rg
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>>17368642 25 - ~400 kbps.
Kicked in the Vick !k4VCeFJxd2
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>THIS FUCKING THREAD
Anonymous
The Official Craigmas Power Rankings Anonymous Sun 25 Dec 2011 23:11:00 No. 17368708 Report Quoted By:
1. 90 Days Free AOL Dial-Up Internet 2. Rugby 2004 3. NFL 2K3 4. AcneFree>9001. Cold KFC
Anonymous
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>>17368686 >cold >his dad already had 2 of them Read the fucking thread, it's hilarious.
Anonymous
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>This thread >Craigmas 2011 >AOL Dial Up pass Thank you based /sp/-craig
AwwrightMiami !!QBIpJpF9Ran
Think about this guys. On top of all of this love, Craig needs pro-activ. No man should have to suffer like this.
Anonymous
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I would actually love some free KFC
CaesarSaber !.tl9QSWweo
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>AOL >Lotion >Cold KFC >Rugby >Craig's family
Anonymous
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>tfw you have no family or presents at Christmas but you still find this funny, but the only shitty thing is that you get hungry every time someone mentions KFC and you don't have any food in your fridge
Pirate Captain !EYRgmGD79E
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This is great, merry Christmas Craig.
Anonymous
>>17368730 They didn't even get him pro-activ it's some knock off 'acne free' bullshit. If you look at the top right corner it says 'significantly better than proactiv'
Anonymous
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>>17365918 >Rugby 2004 >sealed In all fairness it would probably be harder to find a copy of Rugby 2004 that someone had actually used.
Sneak !Fp/9BMagic
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Wow, just wow...
Anonymous
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Anonymous
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>>17368750 haha, oh wow
i saw the pro-activ in the corner and just thought it was acne-free by proactiv
AwwrightMiami !!QBIpJpF9Ran
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>>17368750 Holy shit! I just saw it and thought it said Pro-Activ
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>17368768 Who the fuck cares at this point?
1/10 for making me reply
Anonymous
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>>17368768 so? even a troll would have to find all this shit which is hard enough as it is
Anonymous
>>17368768 try reading the exif data.
Anonymous
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This thread is the single greatest thing I recieved today. Not even being hyperbolic.
Anonymous
>everyone believing this is real
Anonymous
>>17368817 well, you can change exif data
Anonymous
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>>17368817 it's not that hard to type IMG_20111225_094603.jpg
Anonymous
>>17368768 >implying he didn't take another picture just the way someone had asked him to earlier >implying we don't know we're probably getting trolled but are impressed anyway >implying you're not an autist faggot Anonymous
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>>17368828 and you can shop a timestamp.
Anonymous
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>>17368832 >implying it wasn't samefag Anonymous
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A timestamp doesn't matter retards, because it's not like we can prove that Craig's parents actually gave him this shit. Just enjoy it for what it is.
Anonymous
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>implying OP being a troll makes this thread any less funny I never even knew they made rugby games til today
Anonymous
I'm going to say straight out that this is the greatest /sp/ thread this year. Fuck, maybe on all of 4chan.
Anonymous
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>>17368852 No, yesterdays christmas announcers was way better. Still pretty high ranking though.
Anonymous
>find a bunch of random stuff >take a pic >post on /sp/, says it's your christmas gifts go now /sp/artans
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Anonymous
>>17368852 This is a good thread but there was a chargers pasta remix last night that was about the grinch. shit literally had me in tears
Anonymous
>>17368872 Aw man, archived?
Anonymous
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this thread took a sudden turn into butthurt autism
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Now Craig is opening the present, and it's a half eaten bucket of chicken. Craig is certainly disappointed this Christmas. Speaking of Christmas its a Family Guy Christmas, tonight on FOX.
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>>17368881 doesn't look like it, it was only one post but god damn it was hilarious
Kicked in the Vick !k4VCeFJxd2
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>>17368881 No. I saw it too but can't remember it well enough perfectly reproduce it.
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Anonymous
>not having America Online still on your computer My desktop still has a shortcut to Rediscover AOL 4.0 on it for fucks sake
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>>17368923 fire up that phone line and rediscover aol
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>spend 2,000 dollars on gifts for your family >get acne medication, 10 year old ps2 games, cold KFC, and a fucking AOL disc in return
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Hello 4chan archive.
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>>17368852 >spongebob sandusky thread I have never laughed so hard as I laughed in that thread
Autist !!kZEFQaMUdBz
>>17369062 >wasn't around for the post-NBA Final Spongebob threads Ya blew it
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>>17369112 I was, I just found the child rape jokes funnier.
Anonymous
I only got 4 things for christmas: Seinfeld Season 6 on DVD Ketchup mini fridge Radiohead - The Bends what should I do with the ketchup?
Turtle (>FIRE NORV TURNER / >MERRY CHRISTMAS) !9Rx1l5SVtU
Turtle (>FIRE NORV TURNER / >MERRY CHRISTMAS) !9Rx1l5SVtU Sun 25 Dec 2011 23:45:00 No. 17369218 Report Quoted By:
>>17369195 >seinfeld >Its a show.. About nothing! Anonymous
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>>17369195 I dunno, just leave it in the cupboard
chedderburg !YGE4vssFoA
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>posting in the GOATmas thread >implying this shit CAN'T BE REAL >mfw I don't even care Craig, if this is all real, rejoice in the most baller prank ever (not) thought up.
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>>17369195 Very clever, anon.
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>>17369195 >Ketchup >not the superior Catsup Anonymous
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>>17369195 put it in the fridge?
Anonymous
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>>17369195 put in in your mini fridge
Coach Dale !!LVtk71TZmMD
>>17369195 >ketchup >mini fridge I think you know what must be done
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10/10. Lol'd hard
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>>17369244 >putting your costanza in the fridge Anonymous
Portugal
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Trolling is an art gentlemans!
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just posting in legendary thread
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>this thread >overrated as fuck pick both. you bunch of fuckin aspies
Woofer !N/QSwvxxfM
Turtle (>FIRE NORV TURNER / >MERRY CHRISTMAS) !9Rx1l5SVtU
Turtle (>FIRE NORV TURNER / >MERRY CHRISTMAS) !9Rx1l5SVtU Sun 25 Dec 2011 23:56:00 No. 17369426 Report Hi archive Chargers win the 2014-2015 superb owl. Mark thedate
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Hi archive Manchester united will win the league
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>>17369492 >not been here very long Anonymous
Turtle (>FIRE NORV TURNER / >MERRY CHRISTMAS) !9Rx1l5SVtU
Turtle (>FIRE NORV TURNER / >MERRY CHRISTMAS) !9Rx1l5SVtU Mon 26 Dec 2011 00:00:00 No. 17369512 Report >>17369492 Holy sweet fuck you are new
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>>17369407 >>17369407 This.
some white guy is complaining that he got gifts for christmas. The horror!
Anonymous
>>17369492 >>17369512 So I'm new because someone made a typo?
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Barca wins lol
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>>17369539 I'm from England and I even know thats what they call it, fuck.
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>>17369539 your new because you don't know it was intentional
10/10 GTFO /sp/
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>>17369539 your newfriendliness is showing
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NFL 2K3> Madden 2003 also >Madden '04 pretty good yer
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>>17368390 No, this isn't real any longer. Shame, I was very happy so far.
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>>17369539 Pffffft
Superb owl, worlds eries, champions hip. Come on.
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>Dad gets me ESPN NHL 2K5 and a gift card to ben and jerry's >Mom gets me time life: hits of the 80s >Brother gets me shirt that says "my other car is a truck" Craig I know that feel so so well
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>>17369673 Fuck what's with /sp/ and shitty gifts
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DECEMBER 25 2011 CONFIRMED FOR CRAIGMAS
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>>17369748 Not really, this one has pretty much died now
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Merry Craigmas, Craig and /sp/
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10/10 would read again>Craig's family
Anonymous
That feel when most Americans won't get to see the Craigmas thread.
DeAndre !!D52Lo94CkGR
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I'll never complain about shitty Christmas gifts again after reading this
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>>17369844 It'll make its way around.
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Guys the point isn't that he got shitty gifts while some people didn't get anything at all. The point is that he actually shelled out lots of time and money and thought on actual gifts for his family, and then he gets shit in return. So yeah, while you may point out that you got nothing, think about it this way. You have 0 Craig has -1000 wait, new ipod touch craig has -1700 Poor Craig. Merry Craigmas.
chedderburg !YGE4vssFoA
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>>17366054 Missed this the first time around.
>go all out >Dad confirmed for GOAT troll Man, my dad always steps up as based dad when I need it.
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sometimes you just have to smile. My brother got a new pc. sister got an iphone and an ipad. i got a poker advice book and fifa 12 on the pc, and i can't even install it as i refuse to use origin. I know hey meant well though so why get angry.
Tensnake !EkanxYL11A
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>>17370095 Exactly. I wouldn't give a shit if I got candy as a present. It's the thought that counts.
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I have never laughed this hard on /sp/ before.
Friendly Philadelphia Sports Fan !!hAGm4Dk2bEo
Friendly Philadelphia Sports Fan !!hAGm4Dk2bEo Mon 26 Dec 2011 02:14:00 No. 17372381 Report Quoted By:
merry craigmas, everybody
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am i allowed to bump?