ON THE TWELFTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY TRUE LOVE GAVE ME TO ME:

TWELVE DRUNKARDS DRINKING
ELEVEN PHAGGOTS PUKING
TEN COPS-A-TAZING
NINE LOSERS WEEPING
EIGHT FAGS-A-FUCKING
SEVEN SWINGS-A-MISSING
SIX DOGS-A-DUELING
FIVE BATTERIES
FOUR CATCHING ACES
THREE SCUMBAGS
TWO PEANUT HEADS
AND A PIG WITH NO ACHILLES

AH HAHAHA MERRY CHRISTMAS FAGGOTS