SportsAtBest !strEAM/.uM
Does Goodell not care about punters on twitter?
SportsAtBest !strEAM/.uM
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>kluwe's entire twitter
Warden cell-BLOCK(the late FIRE DABOLL) !9jatDTlNjE
Warden cell-BLOCK(the late FIRE DABOLL) !9jatDTlNjE Tue 24 Jan 2012 09:52:00 No. 18225140 Report >>18225078 I missed it what did skip say this morning to piss everyone off?
Giants Gonna Gi !!WnTLQ5TLSwj
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Twitter autism general?
Cal Clutterbuck's Stache !!kzfLEm5CApI
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>>18225105 Punters are not players but mere necessities for football when it is 4th and longer than 2 yards.
Anonymous
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>some irrelevant, tryhard kicker thinks Skip gives even a single fuck about what he has to say
SportsAtBest !strEAM/.uM
The Saintly Seahawk !!iBFkFt5z+GY
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>implying being a punter is an athletic achievement I didn't know you could be paid 300,000 dollars a year to drink mountain dew all day and kick a ball 50 yards.
Anonymous
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damn kluwe is a beast.
Anonymous
He was literally posting on Gamefaqs' NFL board. YGSIU, /sp/.
SportsAtBest !strEAM/.uM
Anonymous
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>Kluwe >confirmed for neckbeard autistic i mean he showed most of the signs already but now its confirmed spaghetti probably falls out of his fanny pack when Peterson asks him to play magic the gathering
Anonymous
>QB, K, and P are literally the only positions in handegg that require actual developed skill outside "erhgh i r big dudez i smush" >america naturally hates them and calls them nonplayers this is why you're fat america.
Anonymous
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Kluwe is the PREMIER bro. Remember when he wrote that angry ass letter blasting the hack columnist who trash talked kickers?
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>why dont u say that to our face fucker and not online
Rarity !GFQ.d3iYf.
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holy shit, Kluwe goin Heisenberg
Anonymous
SportsAtBest !strEAM/.uM
The Saintly Seahawk !!iBFkFt5z+GY
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>>18225206 Way to confirm you know nothing about football.
Want a balloon or something?
Anonymous
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>>18225206 this
like
for real
everything else you just have to be fast or strong as the fuck
except maybe WR. they get honorable mention
Anonymous
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Oh Kluwe, please have as hilarious an offseason as you did last year.
SportsAtBest !strEAM/.uM
OH GOD KLUWE WHAT ARE YOU DOING
SportsAtBest !strEAM/.uM
>>18225287 wait...i'm a bears fan. lets get this started
>vikings Anonymous
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>skips face when he conveniently forgot that matt prater won a bunch games for tim tebow
SportsAtBest !strEAM/.uM
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LOL SO RANDOM XD!!!1
Anonymous
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>>18225297 uh what? why would we just start green texting vikings based on that tweet?
Rick
I'm sick and tired of you fucking nerds talking shit about my big brother. He's got a job to do, and he does it pretty damn well if you ask me. I'd like to see any of you go on national television and articulate your opinions half as well as he does. Oh wait that's right, you're all a pack of pussies that sit on your asses in front of a computer screen all day. Ever since we were kids my brother has been a gamer and a baller - he was and still is my idol. If any of you little assholes want to step up, be my fucking guest. You know who I am and where you can find me.
Anonymous
I'm not the only person that thinks he comes off as a try-hard douche, right?
Anonymous
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Guys like Kluwe and Jared Allen are why I haven't been able to hate the Vikings since Favre left.
Anonymous
SportsAtBest !strEAM/.uM
>>18225340 wait...no...rick bayless can't be related to him right? I fucking love rick bayless
>YourAnonNews Junes, Anime Queen !CoRdettXZY
from the screenshots i thought this guy was some obscure neckbeard with 2 followers he's actually a pro football player?
Anonymous
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>>18225341 >implying anyone on the vikings has been trying hard at anything the past few years AirRodgers !!7h8NVIWxbtS
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>Kluwe's face when Skip trolled him eternally
Anonymous
>>18225371 yes
he's a starting punter for an NFL team
Anonymous
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lol, Skip is fucking awesome how can he get someone to be that butthurt?
Anonymous
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god damn Skip sure is an efficient troll
SportsAtBest !strEAM/.uM
>>18225371 yeah punter for the vikings
is it even legal for him to say this?
Junes, Anime Queen !CoRdettXZY
AirRodgers !!7h8NVIWxbtS
SportsAtBest !strEAM/.uM
>vikings scum wishing for fellow players to be injured
Anonymous
>>18225405 >dildo insertions Looks like I know what movie I'm going to see Friday night.
Rarity !GFQ.d3iYf.
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>>18225445 It's not what you think...
SportsAtBest !strEAM/.uM
>>18225426 NOOOOO
I WILL NEVER EAT SALSA THE SAME WAY AGAIN
on a related note
ROGER GOODELL SUSPEND THIS MAN
Anonymous
>Kluwe is also well known as an avid Guitar Hero 2 player
Anonymous
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>>18225466 >guitar hero 2 why that one? world tour was better
Anonymous
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>>18225459 I wonder if he will be fined for this, also will ESPN report it, ESPN/ABC is pro SOPA.
Anonymous
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>kluwe >forever trolled >ANONYMOOSE LEGUN pick all three
Anonymous
>>18225459 >>18225430 >autistic fudgepack fan detected SportsAtBest !strEAM/.uM
>>18225491 >dyslexic vikings fan detected i said I was a bears fan above
and this was pretty clever
Anonymous
Anyone have that link to Kluwe's 17ish paragraph response to that special teamer who called him out about punters not being athletes?
Anonymous
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>>18225513 lmao, fucking hilarious
Anonymous
>>18225513 ...i don't get it, is this about SOPA?
The Kuhn !!RDIzMXeZ5sz
So why haven't we tried to get Kluwe here yet?
Anonymous
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>>18225513 >burrs aah haha thats even worse
Anonymous
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>>18225547 he's been here for sure
Anonymous
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>>18225547 he would be better that EDP that's fo sure
SportsAtBest !strEAM/.uM
Anonymous
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>say that you're sure he's trolling >continue to get mad Kluwe wouldn't last an hour on /sp/.
Anonymous
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>Hating Kluwe Faggots jellymad of his warhammer painting skills
Anonymous
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>replying to skip baseless
BasedWHY !mm6G/ulSF.
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>>18225547 start a Twitter account and invite his ass
this would be a preview of that thread:
>punters Anonymous
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>>18225546 It's referencing Sam Hurd wanting to buy 1000 pounds of marijuana per week.
Anonymous
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Kluwe actually posts and trolls on /sp/ quite a bit. He uses a lot of trolling language in his tweets and has dropped a few words from /sp/, that nobody outside of /sp/ would know
Anonymous
>>18225547 because he's a /b/tard for fucking sure, I don't want him here
Anonymous
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Kluwe sounds mad. He doesn't usually get trolled this easily.
Anonymous
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I'm a Vikingsfag and I hate Kluwe. Skip is God.
Anonymous
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>thinking kluwe gets trolled jesus you faggots are new as fuck
Captain Trips !!Ql0aQ9LG6Q6
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Best punter ever.
Anonymous
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It's like a guy from /v/ got hired to kick.
Anonymous
brb e-mailing Rodger Goodell of Chris's disgusting immature posts.
Anonymous
Kluwe's done an AMA (ask me anything) on /r/nfl on reddit. I know this because my friend is one of those mods. I could see if he can ask Kluwe to come here.
Anonymous
>>18225654 if he is a /b/tard chances are he's already been here...
Get a Kluwe !e04gDnEmFo
SportsAtBest !strEAM/.uM
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>>18225729 nah, most /b/tards haven't been here i'm sure
Anonymous
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Holy fuck Kluwe confirmed for major autism. All dat mad.
Anonymous
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>>18225720 >kicker I don't think the NFL even acknowledges they exist. The only time Kluwe has ever been talked about is when he called Peyton manning a greedy jew.
Anonymous
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>>18225722 If we trolled his ass hard I'd love it.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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I'm pretty sure Kluwe is a /sp/artan he referred to "handegg" one time
Anonymous
Anonymous
Just e-mailed the NFL. Now the Vikings.
Anonymous
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>>18225871 whos more autistic? you or kluwe?
Anonymous
>>18225871 For what, saying bad words on Twitter?
Anonymous
>>18225871 DAYUM! well aren't you mad?
Anonymous
Kilgamayan !2BklmILFiE
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Buttmad Kluwe or not, no one should be making moronic claims about the worthlessness of kickers after Mike Scifres almost singlehanded beat the Colts in the 2009 playoffs.
John Axford's Mustache !l2RWJGYDec
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I love Kluwe. He sends me direct messages, it's noice.
Anonymous
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>>18225382 >starting punter that's pretty redundant
Anonymous
>>18225925 >thinking the NFL is your 3rd grade social studies class There's no NFL rule that says they can't say bad words.
Anonymous
>>18225892 For acting in a very unprofessional manner. His job shouldn't excuse him from penalty. If a linebacker was saying the shit he was his ass would be fined. I find it only appropriate to get this foul-mouthed little shit in some kind of bind.
BasedSexyPonder !jDFL.wB85k
>Everyone implying Kluwe is autistic >Implying he isn't a complete bro, who calls out Skip Bayless for what he is
Anonymous
>>18225200 How is what he is saying in any way wrong?
Kickers deciding a game is dumb.
Anonymous
>>18225970 Yes there is....
Anonymous
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>>18225977 You don't read many athletes twitter, do you?
Anonymous
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>>18225925 snitches get stitches, cope with the free speech faggot
Anonymous
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>>18225996 Good thing Skip Bayless isn't a NFL player.
Anonymous
>>18225990 Fucking exactly. Kluwe is based as fuck now
Anonymous
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>>18225996 No there isn't, faggot.
Anonymous
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People saying Kickers/Punters are useless probably don't remember the day that Jay Feely beat Denver.
Anonymous
John Axford's Mustache !l2RWJGYDec
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>>18226038 Kluwe was always based, slowpoke.
BasedSexyPonder !jDFL.wB85k
Anonymous
>>18225871 You should say that your son was an aspiring punter who followed Kluwe on twitter, but now he's been arrested for being part of a hacking group that Kluwe promotes on his Twitter.
Anonymous
>>18226057 >implying I mad >implying I'm not just trying to start shit with Kluwe Anonymous
most NFL kickers were the best athlete on their team and high school and played defense or offense if not both. Skip Bayless is a hack journalist that is quasi-famous for all the wrong reasons. He's a troll and a hack and his only remaining purpose in life is to irritate people for the financial gain of his employer.
Anonymous
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>>18225977 >2011 >tattle-telling on an adult to another adult who in no way effect your daily life pic related it's you
Anonymous
>>18226087 Ah fuck. Really wish I would have went that route. I just did "concerned parent" schtick.
Anonymous
>>18226089 >being this frustrated Anonymous
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>>18226107 >most NFL kickers were the best athlete on their team and high school and played defense or offense if not both. Anonymous
kluwe is a huge faggot and there's really nothing he could say or do to change my mind
Anonymous
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Someone tell his wife to get him out of his fortress
Anonymous
>tfw Kluwe is probably posting ITT
Anonymous
but if you take away FGs or any of the kickers' relevancy why still call the sport FOOTball when that's the only time a foot is ever involved
Anonymous
>>18226122 >mfw you think anyone will read your shitty email Anonymous
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>>18226195 I could pound your face in for saying that, that would change your mind.
Anonymous
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>>18226129 I don't think you understand what I'm trying to do. That's okay though.
Judas Kiss !k/GQQsN1Qg
>Rodgers calls Skip a hack >LOL HEZ GAY AND BUTTMAD RODGERS IZ A BITCH HURR DURR >Kluwe does it >LOL THANK U BAZED GOD SO RANDUM XD ANON IZ LEEJUN
SportsAtBest !strEAM/.uM
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>>18226267 what do you run on
american football is named after the big picture
Anonymous
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>>18226259 He probably is.
some faggot just linked him the thread on twitter.
BasedSexyPonder !jDFL.wB85k
>>18226282 Most people don't hate Kluwe.
Judas Kiss !k/GQQsN1Qg
>>18226340 Most people don't hate Rodgers either. Everyone agrees he's a bro.
Anonymous
>Be an analyst, not a douchebag
Anonymous
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>>18226367 more like BAAAAW so hard
Anonymous
>>18226362 Rodgers isnt a bro, only Packers fans think this
Anonymous
>>18226362 If by bro you mean homosexual.
Anonymous
>>18226362 >Worst system qb in the last 5 years >Thinking anyone likes that. Anonymous
Anonymous
>>18226362 you mean he's a gay
The Kuhn !!RDIzMXeZ5sz
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>>18226385 >worst system QB that doesn't even begin to make sense you stupid faggot.
BasedSexyPonder !jDFL.wB85k
>>18226362 Doyouevensp.jpg
John Axford's Mustache !l2RWJGYDec
Anonymous
Anonymous
The packers lose and everybody is still mad as fuck.
Judas Kiss !k/GQQsN1Qg
Anonymous
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>>18226414 but he's not a bro, great QB, but a stupid hick
Anonymous
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>>18226414 is it mad, or is it just so blatantly obvious that we feel the need to drive it home every time?
ChrisWarcraft
Listen up you goddamned camelraping shitstains. I am LITRALLY SO MAD RIGHT NOW I could burn down your 400 pound mother, dryhump the ashes, snort whatever the result is, and then grill your cat and eat it with a nice Pinot Grigio. You don't understand how IMPORTANT it is that I win on the Internet against Skip Bayless. He's a herpes encrusted dicktoad that has no idea what it's like to be a real warrior out on the football field, grunting and sweating and rubbing up against other men for 3 hours at a time, exchanging fluids in ways you can't even imagine. I hope you all get raped by a pestilential goat sporting three barbed wire dicks.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>18226449 Pointing out a homosexual in a sport full of heterosexuals doesn't make you mad.
Anonymous
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Chris Kluwe suddenly became my favorite special teams player in the history of the NFL
John Axford's Mustache !l2RWJGYDec
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>>18226464 >this mad >because of a punter >because you like Skip Gayless Anonymous
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>>18226464 trying too hard/10
Anonymous
ChrisWarcraft Chris Kluwe That's right /sp. In yer base, and all that. Your move. #ifidontgetsomegoatselinksimgoingtobeverysad
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>18226464 This is random enough to just maybe be the real Kluwe.
I'll still give you a troll/10
Anonymous
Lol at packers fans trying to disguise the fact their qb is gay by calling others mad You guys should go bandwagon the giants now
Anonymous
>he just posted about /sp/ Oh licorice flavored titty sprinkles, here we fucking go
Anonymous
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>>18226505 >/sp the fuck
hes a punter and he's blind?
poor guy
Anonymous
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>>18226482 you use some forced rumor by a shitposter in an attempt to troll.
in other words you're upset and jealous. it's going to be a fun decade if this is the best attempts at trolling that /sp/ can come up with.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>18226464 it's good that you're here and all, but you're going to have to lurk a bit more.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>18226533 LETS GET THIS SHIT STARTED
>Punters Anonymous
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>>18226464 >eating cat with pinot grigio lrn2winepairnigger
Anonymous
John Axford's Mustache !l2RWJGYDec
>>18226527 Lol at mad faggots trying to disguise the fact their qb is shitty by calling others gay
You guys should go bandwagon the giants now
Anonymous
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Chris Kluwe? in my /sp/? fully owning up to it in a public way holy shit
Chet Ubetcha !!e+MaAxUHfqy
Fuck you Chris, I know you're here
Anonymous
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>>18226527 The funny thing is that they refuse to admit that he is the worst kind of system QB. He is a shadow of a real quarterback like Tom Brady.
Anonymous
Anonymous
mustn't be a regular /sp/artan if he thinks this is where you go for goatse
Anonymous
Anonymous
well since he's here, this gives me a chance to show him a real athlete pic related
Anonymous
Judas Kiss !k/GQQsN1Qg
How'd you like getting swept Chris, you faggot? You're a disgrace to #4
Anonymous
egg mcmuffin of shitposters !!R1SxTuPLoSE
egg mcmuffin of shitposters !!R1SxTuPLoSE Tue 24 Jan 2012 10:56:00 No. 18226615 Report Quoted By:
>/sp
[✿✿✿ PURE ALLIANCE ✿✿✿] Jurria !CoRdettXZY
[✿✿✿ PURE ALLIANCE ✿✿✿] Jurria !CoRdettXZY Tue 24 Jan 2012 10:56:00 No. 18226616 Report werent professional athletes supposed to be adults
Anonymous
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>>18226586 >>18226584 He's probably just associating us with the rest of 4chan
Hey Chris, uh, eat a dick
Anonymous
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>>18226464 > grunting and sweating and rubbing up against other men for 3 hours at a time, exchanging fluids in ways you can't even imagine. I see you also enjoy football for the same reasons I do
Anonymous
>>18226604 >Judas Kiss >full blown bandwagon faggot pick 2
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>18226570 >>18226561 What the hell. is this real life?
BasedSexyPonder !jDFL.wB85k
Chris, you are a total bro. Keep up the good work. Hopefully we can resign you this year. Also, keep up that Bayless trolling, he is a faget.
Anonymous
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problem kluwe?
Judas Kiss !k/GQQsN1Qg
>>18226625 >bandwagon Nah I'm not a Giants fan
Chet Ubetcha !!e+MaAxUHfqy
Over/under on how long he sticks around. Does he outlast eatdatpussy445?
Anonymous
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>2012 >being a fucking punter >talking shit
Anonymous
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>>18226616 everyone on this board should be an adult and you should go fucking off yourself
ChrisWarcraft
I don't need to fucking lurk to own a room of hentai watching, fleshlight slobbering Internet wannabes. Your shit was funny in the 90's maybe. Guess you should google some relevancy.
SportsAtBest !strEAM/.uM
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>>18226637 we're going to try and replace you in the league with Kluwe
aaahahah
John Axford's Mustache !l2RWJGYDec
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>>18226637 >mfw I'm a Packersfag and agree with all of this Anonymous
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>>18226587 All you faggots probably try your best to hide that you like warcraft/MTG/games he's on fucking ESPN not giving a shit.
Anonymous
>>18226645 yea youre a "lifelong" Packer "fan"
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>18226651 Timestamp or it didn't fucking happen
Anonymous
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Fuck you Chris. Your band fucking sucks, enjoy your losing team, and Warcraft is for 13 year olds. Gb2 /b/
Judas Kiss !k/GQQsN1Qg
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>>18226671 You're right, I'm a lifelong Packers fan. Thanks for proving my point.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
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How does it feel knowing Skip outlifts you Chris?
Anonymous
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>>18226651 >fleshlight >implying we don't have 20 lbs of pussy and ass Anonymous
>>18226651 You seem to be confusing us with /b/
No wonder you fucking suck at your job
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>18226564 Wait was it my quarterback that chocked on a big one against the gnats? No wait maybe it was my backup having similar success but still considering my qb GOAT. No wait that was the packers, my bad
Anonymous
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>>18226651 /sp/ is not /b/ Chris
I probably fuck more bitches than you and you're in the NFL.
Get at me pussy.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>18226587 kluwe how much do you tip on a $19.95 pizza?
also do you even lift?
Anonymous
John Axford's Mustache !l2RWJGYDec
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Chris, I play MTG and would love to throw down with you. Come at me, trolls. Don't listen to the haters, these faggots are cunting for a punting.
Anonymous
Hey guys let's post Chris Kluwe's all time greatest highlights to honor him being here
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=beDiOC2yyJo Anonymous
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>>18226651 Lets get this shit started.
>/sp >punters >viqueens Anonymous
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>>18226651 >4chan in the 90s naw man naw
Chet Ubetcha !!e+MaAxUHfqy
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H-hey Chris Are you a carpenter? Cause I got some wood you should look at Pls respond
Anonymous
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LoL Chris Kluwe is such a faggot. What the fuck is wrong with him to be a grown man and still play WoW and spew this internet slang like a 15 year old. Guy needs to grow up. I'm glad skip set him right.
ChrisWarcraft
>>18226711 Nah, that's pretty much how I talk to everyone. Drives our public relations people insane.
Anonymous
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>>18226272 Believe me they do read them.
Just like when Flaccos neighbor ratted on him about skateboarding.
Anonymous
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Kluwe's 5 Man Arena team in WoW was called "We Kick it to Hester"
SportsAtBest !strEAM/.uM
>>18226761 >not proving your real Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>18226651 >hentai watching, fleshlight slobbering Internet wannabes Better than a limp-wristed, useless punting faggot.
Enjoy being the most beta guy on your team.
BasedSexyPonder !jDFL.wB85k
Ca$hville !!fBumDczHJw5
>>18226740 >kluwe eating shit at midfield so graceful
Anonymous
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>>18226761 try to siphon out all the trolls in this thread. It can get outta hand pretty quickly.
Anonymous
Anonymous
This site is pretty funny. Your all still jackases though.
Anonymous
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>yfw soccer players are more of an athlete than punters at least they fucking run
Anonymous
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CHRIS IF YOU ARE IN HERE RETWEET THE PHRASE "COMEDY GOLD" JUST TO SHOW YOU WERE IN HERE
Anonymous
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>>18226766 Unless someone hacked his twitter I assume he's real.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>18226651 Fuck lil b, CHRIS KLUWE is now our BASED GOD
Chris, please get on First Take and troll skip's bitch ass back into his whore mother's womb
Anonymous
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Hey Chris, /sp/ is actually some cool bros who hate Skip as much as you. /b/ is the shit stain of 4chan that's into gore and all that shit. You should hang out some more.
Anonymous
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>>18226740 Is that him falling for no reason at :20?
Anonymous
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How'd the rest of the NFC's ass taste, punter guy?
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>18226761 Does it also drive your coach insane that you fucking suck?
I mean it's not a big deal or anything, it's not like punters are even a part of the team
Anonymous
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You know Skip probably won't even see this, his job is to report on athletes not punters.
Anonymous
Yuro here. What's going on?
Anonymous
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>>18226740 lol Kluwe eats shit at the 35 yard line
You can see his faggy little purple socks as he slips across the screen
Kluwe = ICE
ChrisWarcraft
>>18226774 Sorry, I couldn't hear you. The giant pile of $100 bills I use as my computer chair makes a lot of crinkling when I move. Could you repeat the question?
Anonymous
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>this thread COMEDY GOULD
John Axford's Mustache !l2RWJGYDec
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ITT: trolls pretending they're Nate Jackson.
Anonymous
>>18226839 >implying you make more than me i make 350k starting with my PhD in Math
Anonymous
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>>18226834 An NFL player (and I use that term loosely) just tweeted about /sp/
We're giving him shit. He probably isn't in this thread but he might be watching it
Anonymous
>>18225198 >YGSIU What the fuck does this mean?
Anonymous
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>>18226839 >>18226774 >you >not told as fuck Choose carefully
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>18226839 >implying he asked you a question Anonymous
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>>18226839 Sorry bro as an Engineer major I'm going to make more than you in starting salary.
Anonymous
ChrisWarcrat
Anonymous
Hey Chris I know you won't acknowledge that you read this but I just know you sat there reading this and couldn't do a damn thing about it. You suck, your team sucks and hasn't been relevant since Favre left and you will never be as important as Skip Bayless. He got a rise out of you so he won. You're nothing. Trash. Punters are the least important players on the team. Once your career is over you will never matter, in fact you don't matter to anyone right now and the only reason your doing this is to get attention because face it, no one gives a shit about your or your shitty team.
Anonymous
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Field position wins games
Anonymous
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>>18226857 yuros guzzling cum in unison
Anonymous
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>>18226787 Yes, yes we are.
By the way, Kluwe (not >implying that's you though) you should hang out on /sp/ more. If you can handle a little (well, actually a lot) of trolling, it'd be awesome to have a player around that we know.
Also: Get the hell onto first take. You vs. Bayless live would be awesome.
Anonymous
Yo Kluwe, if you're a real spartan, tweet this pic
>>18226767 with the text "comedy gold"
CIingingMars !!wX0LNTKWzpR
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what if it's a fake /Schweigert'd
Anonymous
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>>18226868 HAHAHA oh Lord, get fucking told Chris
Anonymous
>Kluwe >gets paid to kick a ball maybe 3-6 times a game >plays games all day >does whatever the fuck he wants so much jelly in this thread
SportsAtBest !strEAM/.uM
FUCK FUCK FUCK ARCHIVE THIS THREAD
Anonymous
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>tfw you will never be an irrelevant punter for the viqueens
Anonymous
Anonymous
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Hey, does it bother you that irrelevant hacks like bayless try to call you out? Skip is such an obvious idiot, overhyping teboq who would've been shit outta luck without his kicker. (and shitty opponents)
Chris Kluwe
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i play more bass riffs than all of u in a hole day
Anonymous
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BASED KLUWE (the people who are talking shit to him saying he's a shitty punter ITT, he's actually a pretty good punter..look up his #'s)
Anonymous
>>18226868 Old as fuck bro
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>>18226729 goatse? That's so turn of the century.
BasedSexyPonder !jDFL.wB85k
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>>18226881 This try-hard faggot...
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>Getting trolled by Skip Bayless wouldn't expect anything less from a pansy ass punter
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Hey Chris: Giants or Cheatriots?
ChrisWarcraft
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>>18226906 lolol
of course /sp/ wants attention
its /sp/
SportsAtBest !strEAM/.uM
Anonymous
>>18226839 Honest question Kluwe. As a punter you don't make very much compared to the actual players, and most punters, well mediocre ones such as yoursefl, don't have that long of a career. My question is. What do you plan to do after you get cut.
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>>18226918 >>18226911 >implying Kluwe is here all the time You fuckers just have to ruin it though
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>>18226868 >this guy >thinking people will go to this link brittfar !V8uA23MXcU
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>tfw massive packfag butthurt itt
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>>18225871 what if this is kluwe posting this?
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>>18226893 O SHIT HE DID IT
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>>18226906 >be so irrelevant and unnecessary that you have time to browse /sp/ SportsAtBest !strEAM/.uM
Santo's_Based_Shins !DB9onrpoGQ
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>>18225340 is that rick bayless?
Anonymous
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Oh good, Mootdusky 2.0. Thanks Chris
Anonymous
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Lots of trolls ITT Get through it Chris, you're the man
Anonymous
>>18226899 >plays games all day >does whatever the fuck he wants but I do that too
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>mfw this thread
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>He plays WoW Blizztard faggot detected, enjoying that shitty furfag panda MMO.
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>>18226876 are you obviously being retarded or something?
Anonymous
>>18226839 Ladies and gentlemen, the king of /sp/.
ChrisWarcraft
>>18226935 Ideally I'll get a nice stable of hookers, find a busy street corner, and then let the money roll in. Fill in your choice of how you want your mother to be used joke here.
No seriously. Your mom. She'll be there.
Anonymous
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OH MY GOD SOMEONE CALL TMZ CHRIS KLUWE A REAL LIVE NFL PLAYER, EVEN IF HE IS A VIKING,EVEN IF HE IS A PUNTER, IS TWEETING ABOUT US
Anonymous
>>18226852 >On October 25, 2007 Kluwe signed an $8.3-million contract extension through 2013 edgelovesvickie !!msy8QUGSNCf
Guys. Stop it. Das my punter man.
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>>18226986 This man is an NFL player?
Anonymous
>Mfw he direct messages me and posts on /sp/ >Mfw I have no face
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>>18226987 Really. Fucking really dude?
brittfar !V8uA23MXcU
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And for anyone who's talking shit against Kluwe, you gotta hear him on 93X. I remember him describe how Pat Williams walked past him in the locker room while Chris was painting his warhammer figures. Serious lollercaust
Anonymous
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holy shit, this won't end well for him.
Anonymous
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>>18226993 >wrastlin triptard [✿✿✿ PURE ALLIANCE ✿✿✿] Jurria !CoRdettXZY
[✿✿✿ PURE ALLIANCE ✿✿✿] Jurria !CoRdettXZY Tue 24 Jan 2012 11:13:00 No. 18227013 Report Quoted By:
>>18226911 >>18226868 oh god thats the first time i saw it
hahaha the chinks got me good
INFAMOUS !!uU1xtpqcUF4
Anonymous
You da man, Chris. Fuck the haters. Get yourself traded to the Eagles please.
Anonymous
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Chris, where are the better skanks at in minnpls? uptown or downtown?
John Axford's Mustache !l2RWJGYDec
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In a strange twist of cosmic fate, OP is a Packfag I know in real life. New Years was legit, OP. Lite beer is shit though.
Anonymous
>>18226990 >tfw there's a guy in this thread making 1.2 million dollars per year Anonymous
>mfw im a part of /sp/ history Thank you, based kluwe.
BasedSexyPonder !jDFL.wB85k
Alright Chris, amongst all of the trolling ITT. Are you gonna end up coming back this year? I've heard you talk about it on the Half-Ass morning show, do you think it's gonna happen?
ChrisWarcraft
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NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
Anonymous
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>>18226990 Bahaha math faggot told hard.
Anonymous
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CHRIS CHRIS YOU NEED TO DO RIDICULOUS THINGS ON THE FIELD BEFORE YOUR PUNTS DO IT FOR OUR ENTERTAINMENT
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>18226987 CHRIS WTF? This isn't /b/ you can't be posting child pornography
Anonymous
>>18226972 But he isn't living in his moms basement.
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Hey Chris Tripcode with timestamp or you're full of it
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>That feel when I make more than this beta with my PHD in Math
glebs !HjI3XY2LQ2
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I bet he browses /v/ too.
Anonymous
>>18226988 Good one. And I thought I heard all the your mom jokes in high school. So really though. No plan?
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inb4 comedygold
BasedStrosbro (Stupid NYRangers Bandwagoner) !VWd4bvSr/A
BasedStrosbro (Stupid NYRangers Bandwagoner) !VWd4bvSr/A Tue 24 Jan 2012 11:14:00 No. 18227054 Report Quoted By:
Posting in epic thread. Hey Chris, was BRETT FAVRE a cool guy? Did he ever recommend Wranglers to you?
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guys is this the Federer match thread? you know, an actual athlete?
edgelovesvickie !!msy8QUGSNCf
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>>18227016 go vomit on some children philly scum
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>be a punter >be on the vikings >be anonymoose legun YGSIU
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I gotta work in the morning, get this thread archived.
Anonymous
>yfw /sp/ is on ESPN tomorrow because chris kluwe is in a shit load of trouble.
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CHRIS KLUWE YOU ARE GOD, I AM SO BLESSED TO ROOT FOR A TEAM WITH A NERDY PUNTER!!!!!
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>>18226993 >tfw I find out edgelovesvickie is a vikings fan, just like me Worse things have happened... 98, 09
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>>18227043 He also makes a million a year for kicking a ball occasionally.
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>mfw I wish this was Nasri
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TELL THE FUCKING FRONT OFFICE TO GO FOR PEYTON MANNING even though hes a "douchebag" according to you
Anonymous
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this is a very silly thing.
Anonymous
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>>18227026 >history this happens with this player like twice a year. its nothing special at all
Anonymous
Somewhere Stuart Schweigert is cutting himself
Anonymous
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MODS PLEASE STICKY MODS PLEASE STICKY MODS PLEASE STICKY MODS PLEASE STICKY
ChrisWarcraft
Ok, that's enough with the trolling. I'll answer any serious questions you guys have now. For those curious, the way I entertained myself during meetings and practice from 2006-2009 was abusing the fuck out of the WoW realm forums and general. This isn't my first rodeo :)
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>>18227052 He signed an 8 mill contract, I bet he has invested some genius. Come on think dumbass.
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CHRIS NEXT TIME YOU'RE ON 93X, PLEASE KICK WEASEL IN THE NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>18226881 >>18226881 >>18226881 CHRIS STATUS
[X] TOLD
[X] TOLD BAYLESS
[X] PUNTOLD
Jedi Mind Quick !!IBJnVuIRiXP
Ask him if he's looking forward to playing in LA.
Golgotha the Broncosfag !!EkuReinKFaG
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Did you think the Ravens deserved the win, Chris?
Anonymous
>mfw people pretend to be vikkkings fans on here because of this thread.
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>>18227063 >implying he doesn't pull this shit on a weekly basis Cmon man, where have ya been?
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STICKY THIS THREAD STICKY THIS THREAD STICKY THIS THREAD STICKY THIS THREAD
Anonymous
>>18227085 hey chris, how well do you know andy lee? he and you look and seem pretty similar
Anonymous
>>18227085 what was your favorite NFL team growing up, chris?
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Hey Kluwe, would you fuck Bill Gates for all of his money?
ChrisWarcraft
Hey Faggots, My name is Chris, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook. Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the punting team, and starter on my world of warcraft guild. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight chairs full of money, and have a banging hot quarterback (he just talked to me (most of the real football players won't; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening. Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
SportsAtBest !strEAM/.uM
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>>18227085 Will you be a guest on our fake football stream?
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>>18227085 How much weed did you smoke bro? I mean it's off-season now I bet you smoke weed all the time.
I know that nigga Percy Harvin smokes like a chimney
edgelovesvickie !!msy8QUGSNCf
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>>18227085 Is Favre mad you stole his number?
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>browsing 4chan in the middle of the night livin the life chris
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>>18227085 Use a tripcode.
ChrisWarcraft#[password]
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>>18227099 But I love Vekings, they're my fave team.
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>that feel when you realize sportsatbest is Kluwe ◖(´・ܒ・`)◗
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Upload some pics or some shit so we know it's actually you replying to questions, Chris.
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>>18227085 Do you think I'm hot?
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>>18227085 Is Jared Allen as fucking intense off the field as he is on the field?
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PLEASE RESPOND
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BasedSexyPonder !jDFL.wB85k
John Axford's Mustache !l2RWJGYDec
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>>18227106 >filename No punter is THAT self-indulgent.
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>>18227129 do you mean annoying?
MidwayMonster
Kluwless posting here? How cute MidwayMonster Tue 24 Jan 2012 11:18:00 No. 18227152 Report >>18227085 So this is where you release all that frustration after we kick the shit out of you purple homos every year?
Bears player here. Enjoy last place again, Kluwless
Anonymous
Hey Kluwe. Whats it like working with a bunch of niggers all day? Do they pick on you?
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hey kluwe have you ever played FF11?
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>>18227085 What's your funniest story of a fellow vikings player being dumbfounded/amazed by your WoW/Magic the gathering/war hammer painting/cubing stuff? Like they weren't even aware that stuff existed
Anonymous
Hey Americunt NFL player. Why don't you play 'soccer' like a real man?
Chet Ubetcha !!e+MaAxUHfqy
Chris, kill/fuck/marry Brett Favre, Donovan McNabb, Christian Ponder
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>>18227162 he wouldn't be a punter if he was any good at soccer moron
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KLUWE! What is best in life?
John Axford's Mustache !l2RWJGYDec
Anonymous
Kluwe, you need a tripcode, so you won't get impersonated by other people in the name field enter something like Chris Kluwe##whateveryourpasswordis
ChrisWarcraft
>>18227027 Yeah I'll be back. Basically, until the band makes as much money as football, I'll be playing. Could be a long wait I guess :)
>>18227103 Not that great, we talk before games and stuff but we don't hang out or anything. He's a really good punter though, and this year I already told my coaches I'm going to be bombing it away down the middle of the field like him and Lechler since my contract's up soon.
>>18227104 Never had one, I never watched sports growing up. I'd rather play them.
>>18227111 Both.
Anonymous
Kluwe do you hate the packers or do you not actually care like 95% of pro athletes about pro rivalries? also how much do you tip?
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>>18227154 Those big lipped coons know not to fuck with the punter.
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>>18227162 >Soccer >mensport lel
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>>18227085 As a punter I think this question is relevant. Do you like feet? Which celebrity's feet would you most want to come on?
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>>18227152 get a line and resign a rb who no longer feels welcome and then you can talk about not being in last
Anonymous
Serious question: do you think Ponder or Webb is good enough to be the future of the franchise? Or do you try to get like Matt Flynn or something?
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>people sucking kluwe's dick
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...and then he raaannnn awwayyyy Good work, /sp/
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>>18227085 Horde or Alliance? I'm guessing Horde
Do you honestly think the team you guys have can win the division with the Packers seemingly being so dominant? Wildcard? Could Ponder win the Superb Owl?
Pocket Hercules !!C9430XGr2dE
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>mfw a professional "athlete" is more autistic than all the Packers trips combined
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I'm gonna secretly root for the Vikings, unless you play my team then I hope you lose. You are a real Bro, Kluwe good luck next season, and don't kick it to Hester anymore.
Anonymous
ChrisWarcraft
>>18227164 Kill: Ponder...disposable young QB.
Fuck: Favre...assuming he would play some funny practical jokes on me in the bedroom.
Marry: McNabb...free ice cream cones every day of course.
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>>18226999 Mfw trips and Chris is here
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>>18227215 >Fuck: Favre...assuming he would play some funny practical jokes on me in the bedroom. DIS NIGGA
Giants Gonna Gi !!WnTLQ5TLSwj
HEY CHRIS DO YOU PLAY MAGIC WITH PETERSON?
edgelovesvickie !!msy8QUGSNCf
>>18227180 KLUWE
Are you a good tipper?
Anonymous
Do you care if your teams wins/loses? I mean obviously you care, but compared to the other guys does a lsss affect you as much? Do you love football? It honestly doesn't seem like it
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>>18227215 well, nothing's gonna top that.
you excited for the new batman movie, motherfucker?
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>>18227215 >a punter >calling some disposable hahahahahahaha
BasedSexyPonder !jDFL.wB85k
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>>18227180 >Bombing down the field like Lechler My body is fucking ready...
TJ Broshie !xi8/JKFwzo
Hey Kluwe why dont you play a real fucking sport like Wrestling? fucking queer
Grizz !xcpscxhvrE
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posting in kluwe thread. also are you friends with kickers from other teams?
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>>18227215 Christ you're a bigger faggot than Aaron Rodgers
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>>18227215 No way this is Kluwe.
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>kluwe posting on 4chan
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>>18227215 >Ponder...disposable young QB Anonymous
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Chris what is your opinion on Aaron Rodgers? Do you think he's gay?
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>falling for this shit again >Shegurt >Dixon >Painter >probably other times I wasn't even here for it
Mighty_BombJack !.JeS8NKync
The only real punter is Jon Ryan.
MuGS !!zOLwfQ1zpsv
CHRIS! Who do you think will win the Superb Owl?
Anonymous
ChrisWarcraft
>>18227177 Meh whatever. I have my own voice in my writing style; sure someone could copy it, but to be honest, it doesn't matter that much to me. If someone feels the need to do so, more power to them
>>18227181 Don't really care. You never know who you'll be playing for next year, or even next week. It's a job. I generally tip 15%, unless it's good service or sushi, then I do 20%. If it's good sushi or I order a ton, 25%.
Pocket Hercules !!C9430XGr2dE
Anonymous
>>18227085 Lionsfag here. Would you have liked to see the loins in the NFC championship?
And do you smoke shit tons of weed? I know you do in the offseason.
Anon 1.1 !!ZdKwrBP9Ab2
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Chris Kluwe is now among my favorite punters. Ray Guy, Jon Ryan and now Chris Kluwe
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Chris, how does it feel to have a much better life than me?
Anonymous
>>18227255 Moorman and Sepulveda are faster than some NFL receivers.
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Hey Chris has Aaron Rodgers propositioned you yet?
Anonymous
Kluwe did McNabb ever pay you for the jersey change? Go Vikings!
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Chris, can you get LeBron James to post here?
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>>18227215 >not fucking the sexiest QB in the history of the league YGSIU
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>>18227269 >Moorman and Sepulveda are faster than some NFL receivers. nope
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How gay is Aaron rodgers? Hows it feel that you're the Brian Scalabrine of your team?
Golgotha the Broncosfag !!EkuReinKFaG
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>>18227265 >And do you smoke shit tons of weed? I know you do in the offseason. Was thinking the same
Anonymous
Non Trolling question: Other than yourself who is the best punter in the league.
John Axford's Mustache !l2RWJGYDec
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Chris, how does having a less powerful leg than a ginger make you feel? It's a sad truth man, I'm sorry :( Pic related
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>>18227262 Dude, now you gotta do a tripcode.
We now adore you, no homo
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>>18227262 > I generally tip 15% KLUWE CONFIRMED FOR FAGGOT
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>THIS FUCKING THREAD
BasedSexyPonder !jDFL.wB85k
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>>18227223 FUCKING THIS
And also, any update on AP?
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>>18227283 if you actually watch football yourself, you would know its Andy Lee and Shane Lechler.
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chris, if its really you, in the name box write "ChrisWarcraft ##whateverpasswordyouwant", make a post with it, then tweet what the code is (the !!###### sequence) thanks
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>>18227262 >tipping extra for sushi ok you faggot now im starting to like you
ChrisWarcraft !FzAyW.Rdbg
>>18227229 Yeah I do love football, but at the end of the day i still get paid and get my ass beat so i dont really give a shit if we win or not
>>18227234 >Furgrab >>18227225 Never tip. Ever.
More questions, i guess
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>>18227262 awww yeah you are a bro kluwe
tipping 15%, loving sushi AND he doesnt hate the packers like these neckbeard morons
edgelovesvickie !!msy8QUGSNCf
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>>18227262 >not tipping 20% standard. Holy shit, as a viking fan you have disappointed me. Fuck you. I hope you die choking on your mountain dew or whatever you drink while playing your mmo i fucking hate you you crushed my dreams.
Shithead.
brittfar !V8uA23MXcU
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>>18227262 Now lets say the delivery guy is Jamal. He comes up to your GF, slaps her ass and then says "that'll be 19.56 plus tip". How much do you tip him? Keep in mind that Jamal is 6'6" 280 lbs and can bench press the moon.
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Favorite video game growing up?
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I love when skip trolls people.
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>Americunts sucking some handegg players cock
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>>18227262 >Don't really care. You never know who you'll be playing for next year, or even next week. It's a job. I generally tip 15%, unless it's good service or sushi, then I do 20%. If it's good sushi or I order a ton, 25%. >I generally tip 15%, unless it's good service or sushi, then I do 20%. If it's good sushi or I order a ton, 25%. > I generally tip >tip Anonymous
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>>18227180 >he thinks he'll be like the GOAT >laughingwhores.cpp Anonymous
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>>18227302 Fake and gay. He wouldn't know what furgrab means
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>implying this is really Kluwe >implying this isn't just a troll capitalizing on the tweets
Ice !!t9uevLo7NU5
>people actually think Chris is posting on 4chan Lolno. just post on your twitter that you are posting on 4chan
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>>18227311 MESSI MESSI MESSI
Tensnake !TNT/ZAANwY
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>mfw Chris posts on /sp/
Grizz !xcpscxhvrE
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i wonder how many people just followed you on twitter because of this thread
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>>18227302 >furgrab welp thats it. troll.
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Seriously, wtf is wrong with Skip Bayless? calling kicking a gimmick, that is just plain stupid. If you don't like kicking/punting, score a touchdown, then go for two. otherwise, stfu about it. If you want a sure thing as a player, score a td.
Anonymous
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Hey Chris, What would your face look like if the Chicago Bears won the superb owl?
ChrisWarcraft
>>18227223 Yes. Ironically he uses a black deck mostly.
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>>18227152 >using the first-person to refer to a team while addressing an actual NFL player Anonymous
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Chris Kluwe = /sp/ Andrew W.K.
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>>18227321 Except he did you dumbshit.
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>>18227302 obvious fake Kluwe is obvious
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>>18227321 Shut the fuck up Ice.
No one gives a fuck.
[✿✿✿ PURE ALLIANCE ✿✿✿] Jurria !CoRdettXZY
[✿✿✿ PURE ALLIANCE ✿✿✿] Jurria !CoRdettXZY Tue 24 Jan 2012 11:28:00 No. 18227346 Report Quoted By:
>mfw a millionaire tipped the same amount as my poor ass does
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Get on my level, Kluwe. You're just a beta bitch. You can't even touch deez nuts.
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>>18227302 >fake Kluwe heres some DAT ASS for real Kluwe
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What commercial played during football games do you love/hate the most?
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At what point did you decide you were going to try and make it to the NFL as a punter? Would you say anyone could make it if they started training at a young age?
Anon 1.1 !!ZdKwrBP9Ab2
>>18227321 way to be a debbie downer.
Please change your name to Ice Cold Bitch Debbie Downer !!t9uevLo7NU5
Pocket Hercules !!C9430XGr2dE
>>18227329 Have you ever played Skyrim and do you like it?
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>>18227329 >black deck did you just open your first booster pack yesterday? get the fuck out here
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>>18227321 don't you have a paper to write for "uni" aka college
Anonymous
FSUmad !r.B.Uuvpio
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>>18227329 >favoring black over green/white TJ Broshie !xi8/JKFwzo
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I knew my troll would expose his troll, Win
John Axford's Mustache !l2RWJGYDec
>>18227357 >not knowing Chris played Skyrim. He's level fucking 99, bro.
Giants Gonna Gi !!WnTLQ5TLSwj
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>>18227354 > Ice Cold Bitch Debbie Downer !!t9uevLo7NU5 BasedSexyPonder !jDFL.wB85k
>>18227329 >Using black over based green Screw you AP...
Ice !!t9uevLo7NU5
Sorry. Although the dude plays WoW I highly doubt he would post on /sp/ If he tweeting he's posting on /sp/ he'd be god tier
jersday bro !owhrLEDWZE
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WAIT IS CHRIS KLUWE ON HERE? PLEASE RESPOND
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Who is going to win: Giants or Pats
ChrisWarcraft
>>18227202 Those decisions are above my pay grade. I just go out and kick the ball when they tell me to :)
>>18227206 Horde. It's gonna be tough unless we have a phenomenal draft and free agency. The NFC North is pretty stacked now.
>>18227223 No, I had him hold up the cards as a joke. I thought it would be funny. As far as I know, I'm the only one in the locker room that plays MtG.
>>18227229 Losing always sucks. Doesn't matter what the competition is, I always play to win. I enjoy doing my job, but if I woke up tomorrow and you told me I couldn't play football, well, I'd find something else to do.
>>18227256 Hermoine Granger.
>>18227265 I thought it would've been cool to see the Lions advance, they've got a talented team and they've been down for so long it's fun to root for them (obviously not when we're playing them though).
>>18227272 He did, he donated the $5,000 to the charity I donate to, Kick For a Cure (it benefits Duchenne Muscular Dystrophy).
Rarity !GFQ.d3iYf.
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CHRIS KLUWE COME HERE AND WATCH FAKE FOOTBALL WITH US
http://www.livestream.com/sportsatbest Anonymous
Is living in Minnesota worth it just to play professional sports?
Anonymous
>>18227377 Except he did tweet it. Good god how retarded are you?
Anon 1.1 !!ZdKwrBP9Ab2
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Based Sav Rocca shits on Chris Kluwe and he puts his heart out on da field every play and cares about da wins. How does it feel Sav Rocca is better in every facet to your pathetic existence?
Pocket Hercules !!C9430XGr2dE
>>18227368 Sorry, I'm not up to date on the hobbies of punters, autist.
>mfw we finally get a football player and to post on here and its a punter on one of the shittiest teams in the league. sage.
Anonymous
Who the fuck is Chris Kluwe?
John Axford's Mustache !l2RWJGYDec
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>>18227375 dis nigga (my bottom bitch) concurs
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>>18227377 read the thread before u post faggot
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>>18227392 Getting told by Anon 1.1
Its the end of the world.
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>>18227377 GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE
he did already fucking dumbass
Tensnake !TNT/ZAANwY
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>>18227392 LOL. STOP PUNKING THAT NIGGA.
Ice !!t9uevLo7NU5
>>18227391 >>18227392 >>18227392 Browsing /sp/ and posting on /sp/ right now are two vastly different things you fucking autists.
Anonymous
Have you ever thought about just running it on a 4th and 1 punt? Seems like it would be really easy to pick up sometimes.
Anonymous
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How many dicks do you suck to keep your job? I've seen Matt Turk make smarter decisions against Hester than your stupid ass.
Captain Trips !!Ql0aQ9LG6Q6
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As a person who gets paid to kick a ball, what is Chris Kluwe's opinion of the REAL football?
Anonymous
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>>18227417 holy fuck how autistic are you
Anonymous
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Need new thread.
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>>18227417 >you will never be as retarded as Ice THANK YOU BASED GOD
Anonymous
>>18227418 lol, he doesn't get to choose the plays
Anonymous
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>>18227383 Kick for a cure?
more like
KICK FOR A RETURN
jersday bro !owhrLEDWZE
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>ChrisWarcraft Chris Kluwe ?Seriously /sp, is one tweet not enough? Man you guys are some attention whores. Regular viewers, it's better off you don't know. #comedygold WHAT THE FUCKING CHRIST how did he get on here?
Anonymous
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You ever lurk /tg/ Chris?
Anonymous
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How gay is Aaron Rodgers? Like on a scale of 1 to 10?
BasedSexyPonder !jDFL.wB85k
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>>18227397 >>18227397 Shut the fuck up Bearsfag.
Enjoy your diabeetus QB.
Anon 1.1 !!ZdKwrBP9Ab2
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>>18227417 Go fucking die, you waste of life.
John Axford's Mustache !l2RWJGYDec
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>>18227394 He's the highest-profile RPG player in sports, bro.
(I know that's not saying much, considering he's a punter)
Anonymous
>>18227377 He did, or can't you read?
If you are going to pretend to go to Ivy League schools, you shouldn't be so fucking retarded.
Anonymous
OFFICIAL CELEBRITIES WHO POSTED ON /SP/ THIS WEEK POWER RANKING Anonymous Tue 24 Jan 2012 11:34:00 No. 18227442 Report 1. eatdatpussy445 . . . . . . . . . . . . . 9001. Chris Kluwe
edgelovesvickie !!msy8QUGSNCf
>>18227402 A cheap motherfucker.
>make millions of dollars >only tip 15% ChrisWarcraft !!4iTCuTgHtVS
Jaysus. Fine, here's a tripcode. Tweet incoming.
>>18227180 >>18227262 >>18227383 Are mine. The rest are no talent neckbeards who have to ride on the coattails of awesome.
ChrisWarcraft
>>18227385 It's gets pretty fucking cold and coming from where I grew up I just can't get used to it :)
Minneapolis is nice enough so I guess I shouldn't really complain.
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Hey Kluwe, last year some troll punked /sp/ by posing as Curtis Painter. Prove you aren't doing the same shit.
Captain Trips !!Ql0aQ9LG6Q6
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>>18227442 >EDP >Celebrity Uh, what?
Anonymous
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need new thread
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how does it feel when Hester returns a kick on you? do you even try to chase after him? also what does the coach say to you after he does return one on you?
Anonymous
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Hey, Kluwe. Solve a dispute for us. ISHYGDDT or YGSIU? End this once and for all. It's in your hands, Kluwe.
Anonymous
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>>18227447 Christ you're a faggot
Jedi Mind Quick !!IBJnVuIRiXP
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How many Cheerleaders have you blazed?
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>>18227447 >Those decisions are above my pay grade. I just go out and kick the ball when they tell me to :) Cute way to dodge the question we all know you can't answer unless your ass wants to be chewed out or fired.
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>mfw I had to look up who the fuck chris kluwe is Has anyone ever recognized you on the street?
John Axford's Mustache !l2RWJGYDec
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Kluwe loves his smiley faces. He always ends his Twitter direct messages with them :)
Anonymous
>>18227444 ya nice fake bro. seriously take your autism else where
Anonymous
>>18227383 >>18227383 >>18227383 >>18227383 >>18227383 Just curious, but what is your take on the Patriots and Spygate? Did they do it, did they get an actual advantage from it, or is everyone in the league doing it?
Also, what's your favorite Pokemon?
SportsAtBest !strEAM/.uM
Ice !!t9uevLo7NU5
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>>18227437 Stanford isn't in the ivy league. Though it should be.
Anonymous
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>>18227444 HEY CHRIS
MARRY/FUCK/KILL, PONDER, FAVRE, MCNABB.
Anonymous
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have you ever gotten into a fight with Sebastian Janikwozki? i cant imagine you havent
Anonymous
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>>18227472 HE JUST TWEETED IT DUMBFUCK
brittfar !V8uA23MXcU
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>Allright /sp, that's the last one you get. !!4iTCuTgHtVS Happy now? Oh sweet jesus yes
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>>18227426 Of course not, but when the coach puts him out on the field expecting to punt. He holds it and runs. Not a designed fake, but a spur of the moment fake, that only he's in on.
Anonymous
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>>18227472 He just tweeted that. Fool.
Anonymous
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tell AP i love him for saying "hes playing for his fantasy owners" (even though he didnt do jack shit that week, still dat heart)
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>>18225993 Points are points no matter how you get them. Some people just like to cry about kickers. Also college over time is superior in every way.
Golgotha the Broncosfag !!EkuReinKFaG
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Bump. I'm really enjoying this thread. You seem like a bro, Chris. Fuck da haterz.
Anonymous
>>18227443 >$60 bill >tipping somebody 10 dollars for less than an hour of work when they already have a wage I tip but come on man
John Axford's Mustache !l2RWJGYDec
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inb4 shitstorm over Twitter timestamp
SportsAtBest !strEAM/.uM
Anonymous
CHRIS WHEN DID YOU DECIDE TO START PUNTING AND TRY TO MAKE IT TO THE NFL AS A PUNTER? WOULD YOU SAY THAT ANYONE COULD BE A PUNTER IN THE NFL IF THEY DEDICATED THEIR LIFE TO IT OR DO YOU HAVE TO BE TALENTED AS FUCK?
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I for one welcome our new punter overlord. Sorry you guys lost to Arizona in 05 Chris :(
SportsAtBest !strEAM/.uM
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jesus christ people. i know it's /sp/ people are going to get shit no matter what, but what a bunch of jealous faggots.
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>>18227447 >Minneapolis is nice enough even without the post above yours, that sentence would be enough to confirm troll
Anonymous
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who is this guy?
Anonymous
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This thread is maxed out
go to
>>18227461 Anonymous
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>>18227506 >when they already have a wage if they get tips, they make less than minimum wage. at most places, they have to split tips with all the other workers. that $10 isn't going to them
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>>18227447 Who is one kicker/punter that is a complete douche and that you hate? (Ie. Todd Sauerbrun in that stefan fatsis book 'Todd World bro')
ChrisWarcraft !!4iTCuTgHtVS
>>18227512 Well, I played soccer growing up, so that helped a lot. You have to put in a lot of time and effort, but no more so than any other position (in all honesty, quite a bit less than most of the others because you don't have to watch a ton of film). The main thing is you have to be consistent with what you do, otherwise the coaches will cut you for someone else. Or they may cut you because they had gas the night before. You never know.
Anonymous
Is this your first time on /sp/? Do you ever post anonymously? Do you know if any other NFL players visit?
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>>18227595 click on this to go to a new thread this one is maxed out.
>>18227444 Tensnake !TNT/ZAANwY
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>>18227595 hey chris go to this thread
>>18227461 Anonymous
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>>18227595 Thanks, now, those words inspired me.
I'm going to tryout again for Grand Rapids in the AHL.
I failed 4 times on different teams.
Anonymous
>>18227595 The threads have a 500 post max. We're over. Go here:
>>18227461 Anonymous
>>18227595 Hey Chris, this thread has reached it max replies and nobody can really see it anymore.
Click the following numbers and it'll direct you to a new thread.
>>18227461 Anonymous
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>>18227625 >>18227616 What are you faggots doing? Keep him in this thread so we can have intimate moments with based Kluwe.
Anonymous
ChrisWarcraft !!4iTCuTgHtVS
>>18227474 As far as I know the Patriots were the only team to do that, and I'm pretty surprised they didn't get penalized more heavily. It seemed like a pretty blatant case of cheating. Guess the NFL wanted it swept under the rug :/
>>18227596 First time on /sp, I know of the 4chan network but generally I confine my board surfing to video game stuff. I know there's a couple Redditors in the NFL but I dunno if there's anybody that regularly hangs out here.
Anonymous
hey chris click
>>>/b/ new thread there
Anon 1.1 !!ZdKwrBP9Ab2
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>>18227658 DON'T LISTEN TO HIM
Tensnake !TNT/ZAANwY
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>>18227653 Chris this thread is maxed out, go to this thread:
>>18227461 Golgotha the Broncosfag !!EkuReinKFaG
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Kluwe, since you haven't gone to the new thread yet, what's your biggest fetish?
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Chris who is your favorite pornstar?
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YO KLUWE!!!
GO HERE AND GIVE /sp/ A SHOUT OUT
http://www.vocaroo.com/ Mods will sticky it at the top of the page to welcome newcomers. Also, we would like to hear how you pronounce /sp/.
THANK YOU BASED KLUWE
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Soon, this thread will no longer exist. Get out while you can!
>>18227461 Anonymous
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>>18227653 Do you keep your ketchup in the fridge?
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>>18227653 Yo Chris
Come to
http://www.livestream.com/sportsatbest so you can see what /sp/ does
I feel it is necessary since we know about you, but you know hardly anything about us
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Do you even lift?
Anonymous
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>>18227653 Videogames you say? You might enjoy
>>>/v/ Anonymous
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Hey Chris, Why don't you just not kick it to Devin Hester?
Anonymous
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hey chris have you plaued League of Legends before?
Frigid Northlander !!MUgE+GiXSgQ
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Chris, are you and Ryan going to actually release that book about Chilly? That would be great. btw I'm pretty certain I've seen you around town a couple of times and I just wasn't sure about it because it looked exactly like Chris Kluwe, but the feet seemed too small.
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toasting in epic bread