Anonymous
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TWEET CONFIRMS IT
SportsAtBest !strEAM/.uM
Anonymous
in b4 he stays in the old thread
INFAMOUS !!uU1xtpqcUF4
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DIS FUCKING NIGHT OF COURSE I HAVE TO BE BAKED OFF MY ASS
Anonymous
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NO FUCKING WAY
Anonymous
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reposting here just in case he doesnt answer in old thread how does it feel when Hester returns a kick on you? do you even try to chase after him? also what does the coach say to you after he does return one on you?
Tony Reali !ESPNc/gG9g
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OH BOY LOOKS LIKE /SP/'S GONNA SPERG OUT AND RUIN ANOTHER GUYS OFF /SP/ BY BEING EDGY XDXDXDXDXD
Anonymous
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I need some fucking sleep but this shits too awesome.
Anonymous
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>>18227509 he's a world of warcraft player bro, those guys are internet savvy as fuck
Anonymous
BasedSexyPonder !jDFL.wB85k
I have to get up in 6 hours...but who gives a fuck?
Anonymous
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BrrrRRROOOOOOOOOOOOooOOOoOOOO!
Anonymous
Anonymous
Hey Chris, what do you think of Suh?
Anonymous
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>still playing WoW What pussy faggot. SHOW YOURSELF BITCH
Anonymous
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>tfw your day was made by the punter of your rival team
Anon 1.1 !!ZdKwrBP9Ab2
edgelovesvickie !!msy8QUGSNCf
>15% tipper I make $9 an hour and I tip 20%
Anonymous
Hey Chris, You don't have to drop any names, but whats the craziest shit you've seen in an NFL lockerroom?
Anonymous
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>>18227526 i know that feel bro
Pocket Hercules !!C9430XGr2dE
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>mfw he stays in the old thread
glebs !HjI3XY2LQ2
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>>18227526 Sleep can wait. I'd pull an all nighter if someone from my team were on /sp/
Anonymous
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I've always wondered how hard it is to kick a ball into a spiral, and what's the functional difference between a spiral-punt, and an end-over-end punt?
Anonymous
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>>18227492 Do Punters even have friends on the team? Kickers don't count bro.
Anonymous
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Marry/fuck/kill, Ponder, Favre, McNabb We wanna know, Chris
Anonymous
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>AMERICUNTS >AMERICUNTS >AMERICUNTS >AMERICUNTS >AMERICUNTS >AMERICUNTS >AMERICUNTS >AMERICUNTS >AMERICUNTS >AMERICUNTS >AMERICUNTS >AMERICUNTS >AMERICUNTS >AMERICUNTS >AMERICUNTS >AMERICUNTS >AMERICUNTS >AMERICUNTS >AMERICUNTS >AMERICUNTS >AMERICUNTS >AMERICUNTS >AMERICUNTS >AMERICUNTS >AMERICUNTS >AMERICUNTS >AMERICUNTS >AMERICUNTS >AMERICUNTS >AMERICUNTS >AMERICUNTS >AMERICUNTS >AMERICUNTS
INFAMOUS !!uU1xtpqcUF4
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STICKY THIS SHIT STUPID ASS MODS BASED KLUWE DESERVES A STICKY
Anonymous
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HOLY SHIT THIS IS SO AWEOME!!! MY WIFE DIDN'T BELIVE ME SO I WOKE HER UP AND PUNCHED HER THE FUCKING FACE!!!
Anonymous
Chris Kluwe. What is the worst stadium you've played in, no by fans, but by field quality(I assume Oakland)
Anonymous
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whos your best friend in the NFL?
Anonymous
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If you are here Chris, please respond to
>>18227527 BasedSexyPonder !jDFL.wB85k
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>>18227543 inb4 Moss
>>18227542 Alright edge, we know you're pissed. Take it down man...
Sabresfag !7ccvX1QV6A
Chris, which site is shittier, here or GameFAQs?
Anonymous
Holy shit I'm away for 2 hours and Kluwe posts on /sp/?
>>18227444 So cool if that's really him.
Anonymous
>Tfw a /sp/ tripfag can say he's a professional Nfl player
Anonymous
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Whats your favorite wu tang clan song?
Anonymous
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>>18227564 how a punter gonna answer that?
>NFL players knowing about /sp/
Anonymous
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>>18227542 who the fuck cares
Anonymous
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>>18227574 confirmed from twitter
Captain Trips !!Ql0aQ9LG6Q6
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>>18227577 >A tripfag with a verifed twitter account that tweeted his tripcode Fixed that for you.
Anon 1.1 !!ZdKwrBP9Ab2
edgelovesvickie !!msy8QUGSNCf
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>>18227577 How do you know I'm not tom brady?
Anonymous
You faggots scared off based Kluwe.
BasedSexyPonder !jDFL.wB85k
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>>18227585 A /sp/artan posted the thread link on his twitter.
He's tweeted 3 times directed at /sp/
Shut the fuck up.
brittfar !V8uA23MXcU
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I wonder if we could get Kluwe to call up and troll a radio station on the Super Bowl.
Anonymous
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what the fuck is going on
COPS, followed !by.COPs7II
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i have no idea what the fuck is going on
Anonymous
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>tfw Kluwe doesn't switch threads He's just posted in the old thread.
Rarity !GFQ.d3iYf.
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>mfw he keeps calling it /sp
Anonymous
Anonymous
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Kluwe please respond
ARKANSWAG !krUru16V5g
Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait Are you telling me Kluwe is on /sp/ right now?
Anonymous
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post since new thread: 0
Anonymous
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Hey Kluwe, I'm sure you've heard of eatdatpussy445. He made a video of his top porn stars and porn web sites and I was just wondering if you could list yours.
Anon 1.1 !!ZdKwrBP9Ab2
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>>18227628 He is.
he's about to switch threads.
Rarity !GFQ.d3iYf.
Tensnake !TNT/ZAANwY
Anonymous
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/sp/ confirmed for only board with millionaire tripfag
Anonymous
KLUWE I MUST KNOW: Is Brian Moorman a really fucking cool guy? Or is my favorite Bills player just another douche?
Anonymous
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"So I was posting on this internet forum last night; forward slash s and p.
Anonymous
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Fuck the Vikings
Golgotha the Broncosfag !!EkuReinKFaG
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Kluwe, biggest fetish?
Anonymous
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>>18227593 He just posted in the old one.
BasedSexyPonder !jDFL.wB85k
TJ Broshie !xi8/JKFwzo
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>>18227599 >>18227593 Fuck off You Based nigger, I will fucking find where you live and fucking murder you and your
Anonymous
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who has the biggest dick in the locker room
Anonymous
Reposting in case you didn't see earlier: Just curious, but what is your take on the Patriots and Spygate? Did they do it, did they get an actual advantage from it, or is everyone in the league doing it? Also, what's your favorite Pokemon?
Anonymous
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Why does Aaron Rodgers hate cancer patients so bad?
Anonymous
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God damn, the dude's not getting the whole NEW THREAD thing.
Anonymous
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I haven't got a clue who this cunt is (wiki tells me that he plays handegg. Meh), but fair play /sp/ /Kluwe. I wasn't expecting an actual pro to be on here when I woke up this morning.
Anonymous
>some faggots associated with the Vikings posting on /sp/ >treating it as if he were moot posting on /a/ This is not how /sp/artans should react.
Anonymous
Goddamn this brought out the fucking tripfag circlejerkwagon. Kluwe confirmed for attention whore. Just post anonymously like Rex Grossman does.
Smitty89 !!jBcT7VqVoDb
>tfw Cam Newton or Steve Smith will never come to 4chan
Anonymous
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He's STILL posting in the old thread. LGTSS>punters
Anonymous
>>18227672 >not knowing based Kluwe niggaaaaaa
edgelovesvickie !!msy8QUGSNCf
Kluwe, my penis is 7" erect. how would I fare in comparison to the rest of the Viking lockerroom?
Anonymous
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TRIPFAGS EVERYWHERE
Anonymous
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>>18227679 >inb4 stolen laptop jokes Anonymous
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>>18227676 >Just post anonymously like Rex Grossman does. lold hard
Anonymous
>>18227672 The difference between Moot and Kluwe.
Kluwe got more money
Skip Bayless
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Shut the fuck up Chris, come say that shit to my face motherfucker
Anonymous
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>>18227676 lol
Kluwe what do you think of Rax Grissman
Anonymous
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Hey Chris. You're at the club and this guy grabs your girl's ass and turns to you to see what you're gonna do about it Keep in mind he's 7'5" and weighs 450lbs
Anonymous
>>18227690 >Kluwe, my penis is 7" erect. >edgelovesvickie Anonymous
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>>18227679 Blacks don't use the Internet bro
Anonymous
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>that feel when some Anon who threatened to kill you after you made of the Ravens turned out to be Ray Lewis
Anonymous
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>>18227690 You would be woefully inadequate in comparison to Visanthe Shiancoe
Anonymous
Kulwe, what's you opinion of this man?
Anonymous
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I bet Kluwe doesn't even have 4chan+ or anything that updates 4chan automatically.
edgelovesvickie !!msy8QUGSNCf
>>18227708 Shut up bro I heard it was a good size.
Anonymous
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who would you rather have under center ponder or rax grossman
Anonymous
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>>18227688 >>18227700 Kickers don't belong in the NFL or on /sp/.
Anonymous
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>>18227690 >7 inches erect. How does it feel to know you'll never actually please a woman?
Anonymous
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chris do the patriots still 18-1? or do no1 bring it up please respond
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Chris have you ever talked to Rex Grossman? Is he the coolest dude you have ever talked to? I am a Redskins fan and he kinda sucks but he seems like the chillest guy ever to hang with.
Anonymous
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>>18227734 a bit bigger than the World average(5.89)
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>18227729 Another Moorman fan? COME ON KLUWE WE MUST KNOW
Tensnake !TNT/ZAANwY
Anonymous
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You're all retarded neckboards.
Anonymous
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Hey Chris, wtf is wrong with Skip Bayless? calling kicking a gimmick is just plain stupid. If you don't like kicking/punting, score a touchdown, then go for two. otherwise, stfu about it. If you want a sure thing as a player, score a td. Kicking is part of the game, and winning on a field goal feels as good as losing on one feels bad.
ChrisWarcraft !!4iTCuTgHtVS
>>18227536 Not if I can help it.
>>18227537 He plays hard, but he has to know when to stop. People are calling him dirty for a reason, and it's hard to disagree right now. Hopefully he can get it turned around because he's very talented.
>>18227564 Chicago. That field is terrible. They should be required to put in Field Turf.
>>18227571 You're both equally terrible, filled with the dregs of the Internet. You should all be ashamed of yourselves.
>>18227640 Moorman's pretty cool. I've gotten to talk to him a couple times before games and he seems like a great guy.
Anonymous
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The Yurops waking up are scaring him away.
ARKANSWAG !krUru16V5g
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Ah man I think he died.
Anonymous
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You guys already scared him away
Anonymous
Anon 1.1 !!ZdKwrBP9Ab2
Anonymous
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Hey Chris-chan!
Play Katawa Shoujo. It will change your life for the better!
http://katawa-shoujo.com/download.php Anonymous
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How do you feel about yuros
Anonymous
>>18227767 >Chicago. That field is terrible. They should be required to put in Field Turf. LETS GET THIS SHIT STARTED
>Burrs Anonymous
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>>18227767 we aren't so bad.
At least the majority of us embrase you.
Anonymous
Chris, you play MTG or Warhammer with any other NFL guys?
Anonymous
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Hooray! It's epic thread time!
Anonymous
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>>18227767 How do you feel about putting ketchup in the fridge?
TikiBar_Beer !xVW6uaH5aM
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Hey Chris Do you ever talk to Stu Schweigert?
Anonymous
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Does Kyle Orton really have autism? We've suspected it for a long time
BasedSexyPonder !jDFL.wB85k
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>>18227767 >Chicago. That field is terrible You mad Bearfags?
Rarity !GFQ.d3iYf.
Anon 1.1 !!ZdKwrBP9Ab2
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>>18227767 What other teams do you like outside of football?
Anonymous
CHRIS.. is Tom Brady really that dreamy in person? Is he the most handsome in the league?
Anonymous
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HEY CHRIS WHO'S YOUR FAVORITE TRIPFAG
John Axford's Mustache !l2RWJGYDec
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>Chicago. That field is terrible. They should be required to put in Field Turf
CIingingMars !!wX0LNTKWzpR
Favorite video game of all time?
Anonymous
Does Kluwe eat Choco Tacos?
Anonymous
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>>18227767 Remember the Giants-Eagles game when DeSean Jackson ran back that punt? How badly did Matt Dodge screw the pooch?
Anonymous
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>>18227767 >comparing /sp/ to gamefaqs YGSIU
Anonymous
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>>18227783 Nigga, the park distract is in charge of the field, thats why it hasnt changed
Anonymous
Hey Chris, have you met Aaron Rodgers personally? Is he a nice guy?
TJ Broshie !xi8/JKFwzo
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Kluwe are you legitimately scared in the shower room that one of your nigger teammates or even a pack of wild niggers are gonna rape you, I would be. Oh yeah what do you think about lifting weights? Do you even lift?
Anonymous
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>>18227767 >He doesnt lift Anonymous
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bears confirmed for being a horrible team
ARKANSWAG !krUru16V5g
>>18227767 Kluwe, who is your favorite team mate?
Anonymous
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>>18227767 Yo Chris
Come to
http://www.livestream.com/sportsatbest so you can see what /sp/ does
I feel it is necessary since we know about you, but you know hardly anything about us
Anon 1.1 !!ZdKwrBP9Ab2
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Fuck dude. This better than the Patrick Kane thread
Anonymous
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>Chris Kluwe in charge of going to the new thread
Anonymous
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>>18227767 Hey Chris. You ever put your penis inside of a juicy Lucy?
Anonymous
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>>18227729 Kluwe, would you bang a solid 7? Assuming you weren't married at the moment obviously.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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Hey Punter. Why the hell do you still play WoW? Step your game up nigga. Play Rift or wait for planetside 2
Anonymous
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>>18227819 >he doesn't lift stay beta man
Giants Gonna Gi !!WnTLQ5TLSwj
Anonymous
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>>18227767 >only on Gamefaqs level of shittyness YGSIU /sp/
Anonymous
>>18227767 Kluwe what would you rather do? have punt stop right on the 1 yard line in a big game or make some huge achievement on WoW?
Ice !!t9uevLo7NU5
>>18227767 >>18227767 >>18227767 Did you like UCLA?
Who is your favorite teammate?
Anonymous
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HEY KLUWE! Are you a tit man or an ass man? You strike me as an ass man.
Anonymous
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>>18227767 kluwe, you are the man. just thought i'd let you know
Anonymous
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Shegurt is still the #1 /sp/artan who is also a pro football player.
Anonymous
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Chris do you watch anime? Or have a waifu?
Anonymous
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Chris, how dreamy is Christian Ponder in person? Also, is Adrian Peterson in reality Jesus Christ?
edgelovesvickie !!msy8QUGSNCf
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>>18227767 Stop dodging the penis questions.
How big is Ponder? He looks pretty handsome pants on, but I can't imagine what he has in store for the ladies down there.
Anonymous
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>>18227665 He answered it in the old thread
Anonymous
Do you play other games than WoW? Or are you a dedicated blizztard.
Anonymous
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Best videogame of 2011? PS3 or Xbox?
Anonymous
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>>18227842 Shut up, you don't have the right to ask based Kluwe any questions
Anonymous
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Chris Kluwe! Are the homosexuals in the NFL that you know of?
Anonymous
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Is Marshawn Lynch bangable?
Anonymous
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>mfw based Kluwe joins us on /sp/ and the only questions people ask are "Have you met X, is he Y"?
Anonymous
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who is the hugest faggot. please say pic related.
Anonymous
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who are some of the biggest bros in the NFL? who are some of the biggest douches? captcha: sorynche questions
SoCal !W2zxDNmSTI
Hey Chris, you faggot... You do know that all teams film opponent's signals right? Spygate was about camera placement. You probably wouldn't know that because you don't watch film, and you're just sitting on your ass playing WoW while your teammates are working hard.
Anonymous
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WHATS YOUR FAVOR WUTANG SONG WHATS YOUR FAVOR WUTANG SONG WHATS YOUR FAVOR WUTANG SONG WHATS YOUR FAVOR WUTANG SONG WHATS YOUR FAVOR WUTANG SONG WHATS YOUR FAVOR WUTANG SONG WHATS YOUR FAVOR WUTANG SONG WHATS YOUR FAVOR WUTANG SONG WHATS YOUR FAVOR WUTANG SONG WHATS YOUR FAVOR WUTANG SONG
Anonymous
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>>18227842 Don't respond to this faggot
Anonymous
Hey chris, I made this for you I hope you like it :3
Tensnake !TNT/ZAANwY
>>18227767 Favorite video game system?
Anonymous
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Chris have you ever tackled on a punt return? Would you like to get in one good tackle on Hester just once?
Anonymous
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Please respond.
Grizz !xcpscxhvrE
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Is Pat McAfee as much of a douche as I suspect?
John Axford's Mustache !l2RWJGYDec
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>>18227856 Don't ask him questions that anybody who's been following his Twitter account for a week would know
Anonymous
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>>18227767 Chris, how pumped are you for Diablo III?
Anonymous
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Whats your opinion on slingin Rex Grossman?
Anonymous
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/sp/ is in hyper over-troll
Anonymous
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>>18227815 by "nice" he means "gay"
Anonymous
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What's your favorite meme?
Anonymous
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ITT:>pls respond
Anonymous
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So Chris, you are trapped in a room with 5 random /sp/artans and 2 random /b/tards for 3 weeks with 2 MREs, 3 bottles of water, and a Bowie knife. What do?
Anonymous
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>>18227874 It's gotta be Dreamcast.
Anonymous
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Coolest person in the locker room?
Anonymous
Is the illuminati real? Are any of your teammates part of it?
Anonymous
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Be honest. Would you fuck Aaron Rodgers?
Tony Reali !ESPNc/gG9g
Hey Chris, you should call into ESPN First Take sometime this week and demand to be on air with Skip Bayless. Preferably Wednesday when Stephen A Smith comes on and you can all have a huge debate about kickers and punters, and put Skip in his place like T-Sizzle did this morning
TikiBar_Beer !xVW6uaH5aM
Chris Would you want to play for the Dallas Cowboy? Or do you think playing for Jerry Jones would be torture?
Anonymous
Have you ever talked to Tony Romo? Is he a cool guy?
Anonymous
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>>18227895 ANSWER THIS ONE
Anonymous
Did you go to Ball So Hard University?
Anonymous
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Remember to archive guys.
http://chanarchive.org/request_votes and copy paste
>>18227461 and vote
Anonymous
>>18227767 Chris, about punters:
considering its your full time job and you get paid a hefty fee for it, don't you feel you should be trying to develop more, maybe try some new things with the position? maybe become more physical or quicker so you can help with blocking returns, maybe develop some trick plays or work on your passing ability? it always boggled me that most punters don't do any of this and are ok with just kicking a ball 50 yards away 4 or 5 times a game.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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Man it must e great to punt things all day.
Anonymous
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Chris, Why don't you just not kick it to Devin Hester?
Anonymous
Anonymous
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Kluwe, please do everything in your power to appear in-person on First Take so you can beat the shit out of Skip Bayless.
Anonymous
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>>18227914 >Shank so Hard University Anonymous
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>>18227904 >>18227905 get. out.
Hey, is any anybody that you know of in the NFL gay?
Anonymous
how much secret steroid use is actually going on
jersday bro !owhrLEDWZE
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>>18227900 tell skip to come on /sp/ at the end.
BasedSexyPonder !jDFL.wB85k
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>>18227904 >Implying he isn't forever a Viking Anonymous
Do you get nervous when the field is wet and you have to punt?
Anonymous
Anonymous
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What kind of guy was Favre?
Giants Gonna Gi !!WnTLQ5TLSwj
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Do you know of anyone in the NFL that has, like, a weird sexual fetish?
Anonymous
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>>18227836 >>18227836 >>18227836 >>18227836 >>18227836 >>18227836 nevermind, saw your post in the previous thread. you still didn't say what your favorite pokemon was though....
thanks anyway based Kluwe
Anonymous
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Where do you put your ketchup Chris?
SensibleBostonfag !5sGwHxvzUc
Anonymous
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>>18227917 he said 15%, 20% for real good service and 25% for when he gets a shitload of sushi
Anonymous
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>>18227872 If you made this your twitter pic you would be an /sp/ god forever
Anonymous
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>>18227933 Do you get nervous when the wet is punt and you have to field?
Anonymous
haha Americunts basically being the equivalent of Bieber fans over some shitty nfl player. Wow.
Anonymous
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>1 post >200 replies
Anonymous
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Chris, what are your predictions for the Super Bowl and how do you feel your team does in the future?>please respond
edgelovesvickie !!msy8QUGSNCf
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Hey Chris have you heard of Katawa Shoujo? It's this really great game and will send you on all kinds of feels. I think you should try it out.
http://katawa-shoujo.com/ Anonymous
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>>18227916 Cool question, kluwe seems like a pretty smart guy but he has enough time to level up his skyrim and wow characters. get some trick plays going!
Golgotha the Broncosfag !!EkuReinKFaG
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>>18227954 >This stupid mother fucker Anonymous
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Do you like J-pop?
COPS, followed !by.COPs7II
>>18227927 >>18227927 >>18227927 >>18227927 >>18227927 >>18227927 FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
Also do any of the players give a fuck about winning because they love playing football, or do they just go out to get paid? AND ARE THE PATRIOTS BROS?
ChrisWarcraft !!4iTCuTgHtVS
>>18227792 As far as I know I'm the only one that plays (on the Vikings at least, and no one from other teams have tried to get a game in). I keep trying to get guys interested though.
>>18227802 Looking at him is like seeing a quintuple rainbow. With unicrons.
>>18227807 Tie between Final Fantasy 6 and Ogre Battle: March of the Black Queen
>>18227808 Not knowingly.
>>18227841 Score a touchdown obviously. No one gives a shit about punting.
>>18227842 UCLA was fun, would've been nice to beat USC once while I was there though. My favorite teammate is my longsnapper Cullen Loefller, because I get to stare at his butt all day.
Ok, I'm off to bed. I have to pleasure my wife in a variety of exotic ways, and I'll need all the stamina I can muster. Who knows, maybe I'll come back! (probably not).
Anonymous
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Are the Ravens going to try you out for their placekicking duties?>Ravensfag >yes, I mad
Anonymous
>implying Swag Stu isn't still the GOAT NFL player to come on /sp/
Anonymous
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i'd be ok with 0 vikings superbowls forever if kluwe posted here once a week
Anonymous
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Please Respond. I got class in the morning and im staying up, at least tell us if you are leaving you dense motherfucker.
Anonymous
>>18227962 FUCK YOU AND YOUR FUCKING SUPER BOWL 38 PICTURE
COPS, followed !by.COPs7II
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>>18227943 sup plymouthbro
Anonymous
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hey chris what do you think of tim tebow?
Anonymous
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why won't the coaches let you fake punt and unleash the dragon more often? Punting and screen passes aren't going to win this game....
CIingingMars !!wX0LNTKWzpR
glebs !HjI3XY2LQ2
>>18227964 >FFVI MY
FUCKING
NIGGA
Tensnake !TNT/ZAANwY
>>18227964 >Final Fantasy 6 Anonymous
>>18227964 >Final Fantasy 6 MAH NIGGA
Anonymous
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>>18227964 Can I join you?
PLEASE. IM STILL A VIRGIN. HELPPP.
Anonymous
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Thanks Kluwe, for the answer on the Suh question,
COPS, followed !by.COPs7II
>>18227974 i seriously troll you every day with this
Anonymous
>>18227964 come back soon!
come back for the pro bowl game thread is you are around!
Anonymous
>>18227982 wait? explain pls
Anonymous
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>>18227964 >Ok, I'm off to bed. I have to pleasure my wife in a variety of exotic ways, and I'll need all the stamina I can muster. The best possible excuse to escape all the betas on /sp/.
Anonymous
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>>18227964 FUCKING WEAK KLUWE, YOU COULD HAVE BEEN THE KING OF /SP/. JERSEY SALES WOULD HAVE WENT UP, ANGELS WOULD HAVE WEPT, MEMES WOULD HAVE BEEN MADE.
Anonymous
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>>18227964 before you leave
>Punters Anonymous
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SERIOUS MOTHERFUCKING QUESTION TIME CHRIS How much do you squat?
Anonymous
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>>18227964 >Final Fantasy 6 Anonymous
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who is this clown and why should i give a fuck
Anonymous
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>>18227964 >posting on 4chan >having a wife Look we know your rich and somewhat famous, but we know your lying
Anonymous
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ANSWER THE GOD DAMN QUESTIONS ABOUT STEROIDS AND REX YOU FUCKING FAGGOT
Anonymous
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>>18227964 >I have to pleasure my wife in a variety of exotic ways tfw no gf
Anon 1.1 !!ZdKwrBP9Ab2
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>>18227964 FF6
Dude, you rule, mah nigga
John Axford's Mustache !l2RWJGYDec
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>>18227964 THANK YOU, BASED KLUWE!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous
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Well, I'm buying a Kluwe jersey now.
edgelovesvickie !!msy8QUGSNCf
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>>18227992 >watching the Pro Bowl glebs !HjI3XY2LQ2
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Thanks for making this slightly more interesting than usual Chris! I'll be cheering for you every time the Vikings offense fucks up
Anonymous
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Holy fuck... Chris Kluwe is awesome.
Anonymous
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>that feel when I said Kluwe was an athlete I could see being on /sp/ yesterday
Golgotha the Broncosfag !!EkuReinKFaG
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>>18227964 >My favorite teammate is my longsnapper Cullen Loefller, because I get to stare at his butt all day. Hahahaha oh my fucking lord. You are welcome here any day, Kluwe.
Anonymous
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>>18227964 >My favorite teammate is my longsnapper Cullen Loefller, because I get to stare at his butt all day. >I have to pleasure my wife in a variety of exotic ways WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
Anonymous
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>Final Fantasy 6 FUCKING CONFIRMED FOR GREATEST SPORTSMAN OF ALL TIME
Anonymous
>>18227964 >>18227964 Wipe yourselves off, /sp/. You look ridiculous.
Anonymous
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>>18227949 >implying you wouldn't be doing the same for some 2 bit scrub like >torres Anonymous
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Do you actually get along with the 93x crew or is just a gig? Also how lame is weasel in real life?
Anonymous
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I liked Schweigert better. He gave out money.
Anonymous
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>>18227991 >tfw you can be identified even though you are anon seriously though fuck you!
BasedSexyPonder !jDFL.wB85k
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>>18227964 >mfw Kluwe is the most Based of all Based bros Anonymous
Purple Hulkitar [CHILLINGLY BASED] !!q+5gdjfhy9E
Purple Hulkitar [CHILLINGLY BASED] !!q+5gdjfhy9E Tue 24 Jan 2012 12:02:00 No. 18228046 Report Quoted By:
>mfw I don't have a clue what's going on in here
Anonymous
Anonymous
SO MANY FUCING FAIRWEATHER FANS ITT THIS MAN DOESNT PLAY FOR YOUR TEAM YOU FAGGOTS HE IS NOT A BRO
Tensnake !TNT/ZAANwY
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>My favorite teammate is my longsnapper Cullen Loefller, because I get to stare at his butt all day. >I have to pleasure my wife in a variety of exotic ways Dude you're awesome.
Anonymous
ITT: So much dick riding Okay, Kluwe posted on /sp/, but every fucking tripfag sucking his dick just to suck his dick
Anonymous
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>>18227985 >>18227987 >>18227983 Triple mahniggamind?
more impressive than some punter coming on here
Sabresfag !7ccvX1QV6A
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>mfw these threads weren't ruined by /b/tards
Anonymous
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>>18228024 >not being aware of a tweet sent from his confirmed twitter account with that trip nigga you is either full blown retarded or just too fukkkin lazy to read a thread
either way go fukkk yoself
edgelovesvickie !!msy8QUGSNCf
Anonymous
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>>18227964 i was not prepared for such basedness
Anonymous
Another day that will live in /sp/ infamy
Ice !!t9uevLo7NU5
>tfw based Kluwe answered my question Stay mad betas.
Anonymous
This went over much better than EDP's visit, but at least we got a shout out from him in the end
Anonymous
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but seriously though Kluwe, Do you even lift?
COPS, followed !by.COPs7II
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>arrive >blow up /sp/ >leave god damnit
Anonymous
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>>18228048 yes he does faggot, umad?
Anonymous
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Is there any doubt about our GOAT board status?
Anonymous
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>>18228050 Like fucking reddit up in here. He should go there so he can be showered in karma that he'll never give a shit about.
Anonymous
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>>18227964 >Final Fantasy 6 My Nigga
edgelovesvickie !!msy8QUGSNCf
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>>18228069 EDPs 2nd visit was way better than this.
Anonymous
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posting in archived thread
Anonymous
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>>18228068 >mfw you got told hard in the old thread for not being able to read. ARKANSWAG !krUru16V5g
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Oh man please let Kluwe become a regular.
Anonymous
Someone go post that FFVI shit in /v/.
Anonymous
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Chris Kluwe confirmed for new king of /sp/.
Anonymous
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CHRIS KLUWE ON /sp/ OTHER BOARDS ARE YOU EVEN TRYING?
Anonymous
SoCal !W2zxDNmSTI
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>>18228050 Excuse me?
>>18227869 Don't mind me, just being the GOAT Trip-bro.
Anonymous
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>>18228068 he answered two of my questions and im a packersfag
u mad douchenozzle?
BasedSexyPonder !jDFL.wB85k
>>18228068 >mfw Ice was a faggot near me Shut the fuck up Ice. No one really gives a fuck. You called him out for being fake, then call him Based at the end.
Anonymous
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someone take the time to screencap this thread and the other one
Anonymous
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>>18228096 No one on /v/ will give a shit.
Anonymous
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>>18227949 >yuropoor jelly that his favorite athletes are still too fucking poor to own a computer and too technologically retarded to post on a sports board You're trolling no one.
Go fuck yourself you cunt.
Anonymous
Sneak !Fp/9BMagic
Anonymous
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>KLUWE >ALPHA AS FUCK PICK TWO>KLUWE >ALPHA AS FUCK PICK TWO>KLUWE >ALPHA AS FUCK PICK TWO>KLUWE >ALPHA AS FUCK PICK TWO>KLUWE >ALPHA AS FUCK PICK TWO>KLUWE >ALPHA AS FUCK PICK TWO>KLUWE >ALPHA AS FUCK PICK TWO>KLUWE >ALPHA AS FUCK PICK TWO>KLUWE >ALPHA AS FUCK PICK TWO
Anonymous
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>>18228068 but it wasn't him remember? you said so yourself
Anonymous
You faggots DO realize he was posting on a bunch of forums before he came to this one right? He made a few posts on GAMEFAQ's Sports forum as well. Get off his dick. He played you like the sheeple you fucking are.
Anonymous
>>18228121 >Sneak Show's over folks. Time to leave.
Anonymous
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>tfw Based Kluwe responded to you
Anonymous
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You hate yuro's too don't you
TJ Broshie !xi8/JKFwzo
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>mfw Kluwe called me a furgrab, Stay Classy nigger babies
Anonymous
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>thus was the day that Chris Kluwe became the most popular football player in all the land
Anonymous
Anonymous
>idolizing a kicker oh /sp/ we all know they arent real athletes
Anonymous
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>>18228068 god you're a faggot
Ice !!t9uevLo7NU5
>>18228107 >expecting a millionaire athlete to post on 4chan Excuse me for being skeptical.
Dude is based as fuck though.
Anonymous
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>Chris Kluwe dodging the dick questions lol. Typical White boy.
ARKANSWAG !krUru16V5g
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>>18228127 What does that have to do with anything? He came to /sp/. Thats what matters.
Anonymous
>>18228157 >kicker >athlete no
Anonymous
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>Ice trying to claim credit for someone else's work. it's like it's all he knows how to do.
Anonymous
>>18228155 If an horse is a athlete, a kicker is also
Anonymous
>>18228068 OMG I'M SO ALPHA I GO TO SANTFROD AND A SHITTY PUNTER ONLINE ANSWERED ONE OF MY QUESTIONS EVERYONE ELSE STAY BETWA HAHAHAHAHA FASGGGOTA
jesus fucking christ you suck
seriously, get the fuck off of the entire internet. No one likes you. No one gives a fuck about you. You are the worst of the worst scum of the entire fucking internet and no I not mad I speak the truth.
Go choke on a horse cock and die.
Anonymous
>>18228068 Answered two of the three I asked. Stay beta.
Anonymous
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>>18228167 hey look, skip bayless is visiting us too
Anonymous
>>18228167 Go to bed, Skip.
CIingingMars !!wX0LNTKWzpR
Sneak !Fp/9BMagic
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>>18228136 >implying I didn't wait until after he was leaving anyway C'mon, I'm not that stupid.
BasedSexyPonder !jDFL.wB85k
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>>18228121 >Sneak Welp, I'm done.
That was one hell of a thread
THANK YOU BASED KLUWE
Anonymous
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>mfw he agrees that the Patriots were blatant cheaters
Anonymous
Anonymous
Brady confirmed for quintuple rainbow beautiful
Ice !!t9uevLo7NU5
Let's get this thread achieved. Based Kluwe posted and since I posted, we got some seriously anally devastated virgins.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>18228171 wtf is a kicker
Anonymous
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>>18228173 Chris Kluwe called my mother a whore.
Take that.
Anonymous
>>18228178 I haven't read that because fuck force registry. I'll take your word for it though. You posted a link, good enough.
Now I can stop feeling bad about Schweigert's lack of a career despite him being awesome. For all I know he's a dickhead.
Anonymous
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>Rich millionaire having sex right now >We're still here living middle class lives, being forever alone and going batshit insane over a man okay.....
Anon 1.1 !!ZdKwrBP9Ab2
Team location: On back !!VJkm5JyBh9V
Rarity !GFQ.d3iYf.
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he'll be back...
CIingingMars !!wX0LNTKWzpR
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>>18228244 basically what happened was the REAL Stu figured out someone was posing as him on twitter and shut him down
the guy posing as him was a sad fuck too, had personal pictures, hacked into his photobucket and everything.
Tensnake !TNT/ZAANwY
Anonymous
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>>18228205 you mean archived right?
Anonymous
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>ChrisWarcraft Chris Kluwe >Thanks /sp and Gamefaqs peoples for having me by! Sorry to everyone whose >questions I didn't get a chance to answer. #illbebackatsomepoint >#illbebackatsomepoint YES!
TJ Broshie !xi8/JKFwzo
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>>18228254 Fuck off you beta ass nerd
Anonymous
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>tfw Kluwe is banging his wife right now you get her chris, you get her
Anonymous
>>18228262 this nigga looks beta as fuck
ARKANSWAG !krUru16V5g
Team location: On back !!VJkm5JyBh9V
Anonymous
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>>18228205 >Based Kluwe posted and since I posted, we got some seriously anally devastated tripfags Kluwe gets anally raped by special teams
Ice gets anally penetrated by every black man in Southern California since you can't rape the willing
Shut the fuck up, no one cares what you have to say
inb4
>HURR I GOT TO STANFSRD I SMART Anonymous
>EDP and an NFL player an the in less then a week Impressed.jpg
Anonymous
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>achieved. >Ice >ivy league Pick one.
CIingingMars !!wX0LNTKWzpR
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>actually responding to Ice YGSIU
John Axford's Mustache !l2RWJGYDec
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>>18228205 Just gonna quickly say that you're shit as a troll and shit as a serious poster.
You're worthless.
Team location: On back !!VJkm5JyBh9V
>>18228306 [X] NFL player
[X] EDP445
[ ] Jags guy
[ ] tony kornheiser
[ ] jason alexander
[ ] mila kunis
glebs !HjI3XY2LQ2
>>18228333 >That feel the day /sp/ finds out who jags guy is spfoundaway.jpg
Rarity !GFQ.d3iYf.
>>18228333 haha, how the hell are we gonna find jags guy?
Anonymous
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>>18228333 >Mila Kunis comes to /sp/ >all the questions are 'Can I cum on your feet?' Anonymous
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>>18228342 There was an anon from Jax who claimed he ran into Jagsguy out somewhere.
Anonymous
>>18228343 I hate to say it, but if anyone could do it it would be Reddit.
Anonymous
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>>18228368 lmao, good luck with that.
Anonymous
Tensnake !TNT/ZAANwY
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Y'all niggas better upvote these threads. They're in the front page
http://chanarchive.org/ Anonymous
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Considering jacksonville is never on national television, it's going to be tough. if they relocate, we will never find him
Anonymous
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>>18228333 oh god we need Tony on here
or at least Reali, i cant imagine him not knowing what to do if someone told him
>HURRR HE ANSWERED MY QUESTION LOLZ SO LUCKY XD :))))))) He answered all 12 of mine on another forum. Stop this shit.
John Axford's Mustache !l2RWJGYDec
I asked him who his favorite tripfag is. Then I tweeted him the pic of him with the caption.>His responses
Ice !!t9uevLo7NU5
>Northwestern and Stanford degree >solid 7s all day erryday >create asspain both in real life and on the internet wherever I go Feels really good man Haters gonna hate. People be angry about success. Based Kluwe understands it.
Anonymous
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>>18228393 you post on gamefaqs. go the fuck back there.
Anonymous
>post fliers around jacksonville with jags guy on it >tell him to post on /sp/
Anonymous
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>>18228395 Lets get this shit started
>Tripfags Anonymous
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all you have to do to get celebrities to come to /sp/ is tweet them and tell them hey have a bunch of fans here
Anonymous
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>>18228396 >not understanding what a solid 7 is >Ice Anonymous
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>>18228396 stop ruining a based thread you faggot holy shit
notice how even sneak didnt do shit to ruin it?
Rarity !GFQ.d3iYf.
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>>18228403 Jacksonvillebros get on this
Anonymous
>>18228395 Anonymous master race reporting
feels good to be Kluwe's favorite tripfag
John Axford's Mustache !l2RWJGYDec
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>>18228426 >mfw I ain't even mad, he's so based.
Anonymous
>>18228333 >>18228333 i've been seriously looking...i make a living tracking people down and tailing. no leads. only hope is someone local actually spotting him at a game. anyone familiar with the stadium?
Anonymous
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>>18228396 >Not understanding solid 7 Anonymous
>>18228434 oh shit! maybe he's a season ticket holder. I mean he certainly acted as if he cared a whole lot for the team
Team location: On back !!VJkm5JyBh9V
>>18228434 >people >going to jacksonville jaguars games Ice !!t9uevLo7NU5
I smash solid 7s all day erryday
Anonymous
>>18228453 solid 7 is a rly rly ugly girl not an actual 7
kill urself
Anonymous
>>18228447 he very well could be, it might have to wait till next season though.
>>18228449 ok negative nancy way to bring the team down.
Anonymous
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>>18228453 anyone remember when this faggot posted "sarah" loooooooooooool
Anonymous
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That feel when I'm downloading Final Fantasy VI Advanced for my DS just because Kluwe recommends it.
Anonymous
>>18228453 here we go again
John Axford's Mustache !l2RWJGYDec
>>18228453 You look really feminine, and that girl's hat is unfashionable.
Anonymous
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>>18228463 >thinking that girl isn't really really ugly and is a real 7 Anonymous
>>18228484 That's not him, its a troll re using those pictures.
Team location: On back !!VJkm5JyBh9V
>>18228469 i was just messin around. people call my team's quarterback gay all day every day and i laugh just about every time. no need to get upset
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>>18228479 >>18228484 >ever thinking ice was real Rarity !GFQ.d3iYf.
Anonymous
John Axford's Mustache !l2RWJGYDec
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>>18228493 If that's the pic he tries trolling with to look attractive, he must be REALLY fucking ugly.
Ice !!t9uevLo7NU5
>>18228479 >2012 >not naming your files Yah brah
Real feminine.
Anonymous
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Fuck, that was the faggiest tripfag carnival of faggotry I've ever been a part of. Time to an hero.
Anonymous
>>18228509 post a timestamp bro
Anonymous
i think the ice troll got too far into his troll. he was originally somewhat believable, then he just became a meta-troll of himself
Ice !!t9uevLo7NU5
>>18228518 >not knowing when someone likes/comments on something it goes back to your news feed Do you have any friends?
Anonymous
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>>18228526 He's gotten to the point where he really believes that he is that man in the photos
Anonymous
>>18228532 >liking a comment from 20 days ago sure thing neckbeard, whats it like spending most of your days pretending to be someone you'll never even come close to being?
>mfw you Anon 1.1 !!ZdKwrBP9Ab2
>>18228342 We are close, we learned he was a student at Columbine high school
Dear someone who is near Columbine, we need you to do some Nancy Drew shit and get those yearbooks
Ice !!t9uevLo7NU5
Fresh to the death Rev up that butthurt Let's get this thread archived.
Anonymous
holy shit ice is the greatest troll on /sp/, he turned a thread in which a professional NFL player posted to a thread about himself
Anonymous
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>>18228532 >mfw Ice learned this excuse from that thread when somebody else mentioned it as a possibility We all saw it, faggot
John Axford's Mustache !l2RWJGYDec
>>18228553 ...because the NFL player left and we're all dicking around.
Anonymous
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>>18228553 Thread was flooded with circle jerking tripfaggotry anyway, this basement dweller just jumped in being the bigger attention whore
Anonymous
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>>18228498 still bringing the team down bro. i had them going we could have found this guy. you blew it.
jersday bro !owhrLEDWZE
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you're a dumbass Ice.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Ice !!t9uevLo7NU5
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>>18228546 Its actually really plausible since I don't have 5 friends like you.
Anonymous
>>18228551 Can you see him?
Center, above that gap in the middle
Team location: On back !!VJkm5JyBh9V
>>18228557 >tfw i'm pretty sure i found you on twitter >tfw you tweeted kluwe the macro i made >tfw kluwe could possibly see my handiwork Rarity !GFQ.d3iYf.
Anonymous
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>>18228584 Strikingly similar, hmm?
Anonymous
>>18228584 Holy fuck, if that's actually him. What year is that from, because he looks really young there.
John Axford's Mustache !l2RWJGYDec
>>18228588 He did.
His response via direct message
>>18228395 Also I invoke Packerbro status as reasoning not to release my dox.
Anonymous
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>>18228172 >>18228172 >confirmed for Nate Jackson Anon 1.1 !!ZdKwrBP9Ab2
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>>18228584 We need a name, not just a face
Anonymous
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Let's try to get Ochocinco in this bitch. /sp/ is corrupting the NFL one player at a time. Bonus points if you can get Ochocinco and/or Kluwe to call Ice a fag.
jersday bro !owhrLEDWZE
Anonymous
Ice !!t9uevLo7NU5
Team location: On back !!VJkm5JyBh9V
>>18228617 if i was gonna, i would've done it right off
Anonymous
>>18228630 >>18228630 >>18228630 look at the guy in the blue tie-dye shirt...seem familiar?
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>18228396 ohboyherewegoagain.jpg
seriously dude, shut the fuck up.
NO ONE FUCKING CARES
congratulations, you supposedly went to northwestern and stanford. EVERYONE FUCKING KNOWS THAT.
STOP SUCKING YOUR OWN DICK
Every post you make follows this format:
>HURR I GO TO STANFORD AND I GET PUSSY jesus christ you're fucking pathetic.
When will you ever get it through your head that no one cares about you?
When will you ever get it through your head that most of us went to/are in decent schools but don't suck ourselves off about it?
When will you ever get it through your head that no one will ever be impressed by a tripfag on 4chan? Especially one who is so self-righteous as you are?
We're not mad at your supposed success, we're not jealous of the school you supposedly attend, we're just sick and tired of your self-promoting, self-dick-sucking posts?
Jesus christ just leave this board and go study or something. No one likes you. No one gives a fuck. Go suck on your mommy's tit some more, she'll tell you how smart you are and how much she loves you.
John Axford's Mustache !l2RWJGYDec
>>18228638 What if I were Sneak?
Anonymous
>>18228642 forcedcopypasta.jpg
at any rate just ignore him, its already known hes lying anyway
Anonymous
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HEY ICE PUT UP YOUR TIMESTAMP LOL NVMD BRO JK
Anon 1.1 !!ZdKwrBP9Ab2
>>18228614 2000, I believe, and no, Jags Guy wasn't in the 1999 shooting. I've been watching the tape, either he wasn't in the tape radius, he moved there or he was at home
Anonymous
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>>18228642 >Dat autism Stop hating on my nigga Ice.
Team location: On back !!VJkm5JyBh9V
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>>18228648 nah, i know i wouldn't want my twitter handle on here, so i probably wouldn't put anybody's twitter handle on here. golden rule and all that
Anonymous
Ice !!t9uevLo7NU5
>>18228642 Only 0.5% of the girls at Stanford are bangable.
Regardless,
DAT MAD
I can taste it from here.
Anonymous
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>EDP and Chris Kluwe on /sp/ nice. wonder who's next
Anonymous
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Hey Chris good game. Sorry we had to beat you guys by 50. No hard feelings though right? Are you okay Chris? You've just been staring at me for a while now.
Purple Hulkitar [CHILLINGLY BASED] !!q+5gdjfhy9E
Purple Hulkitar [CHILLINGLY BASED] !!q+5gdjfhy9E Tue 24 Jan 2012 12:43:00 No. 18228682 Report Quoted By:
>Not that I've been here anyways but i'm getting evicted in 7 days >Probably won't have a home , lol. So yeah i won't be online obviously. Not sure what i'm gonna do since i have nowhere to go but if i survive being homeless for however long imay be homeless i'll let you know.
Anonymous
>>18228675 damn that car is fuckin sick. i jelly
Anonymous
Rarity !GFQ.d3iYf.
>>18228663 harris and klebold are in that pic
has to be 1999
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9YH3zGtFwU try to find him in the yearbook
Anonymous
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>>18228649 Nah man that isn't copypasta, I typed that whole thing out just now.
I just hate that asshole.
Seriously though. Search high and low, that's not no damn pasta.
Anonymous
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what the fuck was this thread a troll? all the good shit happens on /sp/ when im at work
Anonymous
>mfw Kluwe said he was going to bed to make love to his wife, but he actually went to /b/ to look for fap material
John Axford's Mustache !l2RWJGYDec
>>18228675 And 0% of the guys.
I mean, just lake at that 2/10 autist of a quarterback.
Anonymous
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>>18228684 Look, it's Ice.
Ice !!t9uevLo7NU5
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>>18228683 Thanks bro. Its my dad's though.
I do have an S5 though.
Anon 1.1 !!ZdKwrBP9Ab2
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>>18228675 Can you just tone down your faggotry, man. I swear it's like you want to be adored but you come off as a bitch, bruh. Just chill the fuck out or die.
Anonymous
Ice !!t9uevLo7NU5
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>>18228707 Andrew Luck is a smart guy, but his voice is beyond creepy. I only met him once though.
My buddy goes to Yale and he said he recently saw him at a frat party considering he's cruising on the East Coast looking for an agent. I doubt it was actually him.
You, and I, will never party with A Luck. ;_;
He wasn't as chill as based Kafka
Anonymous
>>18228675 >Only 0.5% of the girls at Stanford are bangable >I smash solid 7s all day erryday not a math genius but....
>Stanford has a student body of approximately 6,988 undergraduate and 8,400 graduate students >15,400 students >0.5% bangable >77 bangable girls >smash solid 7s lol you suck even harder than I thought
Anonymous
>>18228686 >mfw I can't find Eric and Dylan Anonymous
>tfw you will never be as classy as Ice and his Father ;_;
Anonymous
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>>18228767 you forgot your trip, faggot
Ice !!t9uevLo7NU5
>>18228746 >not realizing you have to import pussy from nearby Palo Alto Shit, nigger.
I've said such on multiple occasions.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>18228776 >>18228746 >not realizing you have to import dick from nearby Palo Alto Shit, nigger.
I've said such on multiple occasions.
fix'd
>>18228776 >nigger Furd would never accept someone of this character.
Ice !!t9uevLo7NU5
>>18228767 Thanks anon. I can ball pretty hard sometimes.
Anonymous
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>>18228780 Oh shit, I figured that was probably them, but couldn't confirm it because you can't really see the faces.
Anonymous
>>18228790 >tfw I'll never be as godlike as Ice Anonymous
>>18228767 >>18228790 >>18228806 obvious samefag is obvious
just stop.
Ice !!t9uevLo7NU5
>>18228787 HAHAHAHAHA
Oh dat thread
When that anon said "I didn't seem like the type of outstanding student Stanford would accept" I straight up laughed for 5 minutes. Because its true.
God that anon was 10/10
Gotta fake through dat app
Rarity !GFQ.d3iYf.
Anonymous
>tfw I will never have the balls of Ice to come onto 4chan, despite his wealthy and affluent stature
Anonymous
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>>18228806 put you're trip back on faggot
Ice !!t9uevLo7NU5
>>18228810 >in the year of Constanza 2012 >not knowing how to check for samefag >my general countenance Anonymous
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>>18228833 >never have the balls of Ice to come onto 4chan >despite his wealthy and affluent stature jesus fucking christ at least TRY to not make it obvious you're posting about yourself
No one here is impressed, nor does anyone care one iota about you. Fuck off and die.
jersday bro !owhrLEDWZE
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>Ice >pathetic beta pick two
Anon 1.1 !!ZdKwrBP9Ab2
Anonymous
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>>18228806 >tfw one day Ice will prove himself to be legit and you'll regret not taking his female and financial advice more seriously We'll all know this feel eventually
Anonymous
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>>18228844 >not having two computers on two different wireless networks, ergo 2 different IPs >2012 And I don't even have a trip.
Anonymous
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>>18228844 >the year of costanza The joke is the year of George. And coincidentally that episode is being played right now on tbs
Anonymous
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>that feel when your 7/10, 23 year old sister will never have sexual relations with Ice, and produce offspring worthy of carrying on his family name
Anonymous
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>that feel when Ice will never post shirtless pics because he doesn't want creepy betas beating their meat to his flawless physique
Ice !!t9uevLo7NU5
That reminds me. If anyone has any apple stock I suggest selling (or if you don't have any) I suggest shorting some. It has recently hit an inflection point and is likely to see a decrease in (my projection) around $10-25. Will be able to tell with more accuracy once it actually reaches a relative maximum. Will keep you niggas posted quick $100-250 dollars incoming
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GUYS HE'S TALKIN TO HIMSELF AGAIN
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>see thread about based Kluwe posting on /sp/ >"oh this will be pretty cool" >see Ice posted gif related
Ice !!t9uevLo7NU5
I've only posted one shirtless pick and it was when I was making a move on one of my old girlfriends. I highly regretted it. People started asking me for ab pics and dick pics NOPE
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>>18228904 lol i was JUST with my aunt and some of her trading club (at chez panisse, you've never been there, and will never be able to get a res, but shit is so cash) and they were talking about apple the whole time.
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>tfw you used to be so poor you had to eat semen like a yuro until you discovered /sp/, took based Ice's advice and started making bank in the stock market TYBI
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the samefag literally makes me squeamish like watching an awkward scene in a movie
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this is why my whole family went to cal the only white people left at stanford all act like this, all the time. fortunately if you aren't from around here we can tell.
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>>18228951 >shirtless pick >pick pfffft
Ice !!t9uevLo7NU5
>>18228956 Apple stock is so fucking predictable. I make a fucking killing. You can look at the price against time and just tell when I new product came out (especially Iphone). The Apple stock was in the shitter once the Iphone 4s got released.
Expect it to get a steady increase running average as the Iphone 5 approaches and then see a little dip once it actually comes out.
>that feel when I'm a terrible, terrible, person for cashing in on Steve Job's death >dat dirty, dirty $2000 dollar profit Anonymous
dude, as a vikings fan I'm so grateful to have kluwe on our team. now only if that faggot would add me on facebook already. I'm getting his jersey btw.
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>>18229016 >Kluwe jersey sales spike after coming to /sp/ >comes back to increase them even more >becomes god of /sp/
>>18228956 >>18229013 >dat dirty, dirty samefag fuck off
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>>18229060 >not knowing how to check for samefag >saging on /sp/ I want Ice to fuck me in the ass !!feHdjAqC/mo
I want Ice to fuck me in the ass !!feHdjAqC/mo Tue 24 Jan 2012 13:18:00 No. 18229076 Report Quoted By:
oh god ice, i just want your long thick man meat shoved so far down my throat i feel you in my stomach, fuck you are so hot
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>>18229070 >posting without your trip Anonymous
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>>18228904 ah good shit. thanks for the tip, bro.
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didnt read thread but checked out this guys twitter. he's a fucking shit poster.
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>>18229070 >ice, once again, taking off his trip and using trmmb's old material SouthDakotan
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Vikingsfan and Kluwe fan here. This is the greatest night of /sp/ I am shitting myself with joy
Anonymous
Wait, you fuckers thought to get these archived, right? RIGHT?!?!?!?! The first fucking NFL player to visit /sp/ you dipshits better have archived this!
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>>18229267 hes not the first bro calm down
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>>18229267 archiving is for fags.
thread should have ended right here
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>>18229381 well might as well sage to 500 posts to reach the max eh?
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>>18229286 >hes not the first When was the last one? I've been on /sp/ since it was added to the boards, I don't remember anyone else
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>>18229401 Actually sages do not count towards the 500 limit.
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>>18229286 >calm down I can't, man, I'm a huge Vikings fan and I've been singing Kluwe's praises for years.
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>>18229485 same but I can be calm... odd. And trust me, I'm a huge Kluwe guy.