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Tonight's predictions (what to watch for):
[X] The big one?
[ ] Red flag
[ ] Carl takes his sunglasses off at the start of an interview
[X] Larry Mac butchering the English language
[ ] Imminent Kurt Busch meltdown
[ ] Stewart screwing with someone
[ ] Slid through the pit stall (B-back that car up...)
[ ] Montoya messing shit up
[ ] Fuel milage race?
[X] Everything goes to hell at the end
[X] DANICA DANICA DANICA DANICA
[ ] Poor pit strategy by Jeff Gordon late in the race (AHAHAHA SNEAK)
[X] Montoya? Winning on an oval?
[ ] Tension with the 48 team/creepy passive-agressive Knaus
[X] Junior blows it
[X] Rain delay
[ ] Phantom debris caution
[ ] Delana Harvick watch
[ ] Tense Kurt Busch interview (Must...not...rage...)
[X] Ryan Newman's in another hard wreck - OP'S LOCK OF THE NIGHT
[X David Ragan spins out to get on camera
[ ] Carl; Shut. The fuck. Up.
[ ] Mile and a half tri-oval being boring as hell
[X] Yep, this is Logano's last year
[ ] Childress-leaning-on-railing cam
[ ] Harvick screaming at pit crew
[X] Junior takes the lead (Rev up those crowd noises)
[ ] Kyle Busch being a faggot
[X] Michael Waltrip commercial
[X] Contender taken out early by mechanical trouble
[ ] Trevor Bayne disappoints
[X] Kurt Busch hits the wall for no reason


Tonight's race will have:
[3] Start and parkers

Take a drink every time:
> danica