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hahahah i'm bumping this. God i hope it's not over. this is the most trolled 500 yet
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i don't want to race on this planet anymore.
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we're going racing. NASCAR knows if they end this race the fans will rage and burn the entire state of Florida down.
thetruth !!Oqcbo0rmopY
wait a minute, so what I can tell from reading the other thread, it was under caution so they weren't driving fast compared to normal, or competing for position, and a driver hit a vehicle? Seriously, there was a wreck on the first lap? Anyone from the Midwest around the great lakes is a better driver then these morons. All winter we have to compute to work in snow and ice... these guys are on perfect surfaces with the most advanced tech... don't give me that 200 mph bullshit, it's all relative, the other cars are going just as fast. I'm am about 75% positive I could race in these things after about two weeks of practice. Sure I probably wouldn't know the lines and qualifying would be a bitch, that would actually be the hardest part, when you are on the track by yourself.
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Mike Helton: the most boring man on the planet
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>[ ] Kyle Busch being a faggot Kyle busch is ALWAYS a faggot
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>>19161496 maybe, but to do it for 500 miles. it really does take a lot concentration to be focus that long. and to put up with other stupid drives that ruin everything and wreck. Also, this is the easiest track to drive. the other take talent
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Anonymous
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>nothing funny about this >cue to a crowd of drivers laughing man these directors suck.
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i should have started drinking tonight. my body was not ready for this race.
Anonymous
>>danica went to take a shit >>women
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>I like cheez its
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>[ ] Red flag >[ ] Carl; Shut. The fuck. Up. >[ ] Montoya messing shit up Update that shit faggot
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Pics of danica or it didnt happen
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> [ ] Carl; Shut. The fuck. Up. OP here, I'm declaring this week null and void.
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>>19162120 >not The Doors - Light My Fire >not Arthur Brown - Fire Anonymous
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any link to the audio? can't find one.
Cal Clutterbuck's Stache !!kzfLEm5CApI
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>>19161087 Thanks to David Stremme, Dave Blaney, Clint Bowyer's false engine failure (out of gas), and Juan Pablo Destroya.
Anonymous
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>>19162137 >not including '[ ]fuel milage race' to your list Anonymous
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>>19161011 >>19162137 COME ON OP GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER
DavyC !!MK0KdJxdJUK
Patrick Long @pLmotorsport Reply Retweet Favorite · Open Would this race be over if Jr was leading?! #underdog
brittfar !V8uA23MXcU
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>[ ] Montoya messing shit up
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>Carl Edwards just reading the sponsors right off of his firesuit when saying what he wants to eat. Really dude...
Anonymous
>not getting a .gif of Danica stripping I picked a bad time to take a shit
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So, did they cancel it? Stopped watching, I literally shit myself when montoya hit that jet dryer.
Sixers-kun !!vu7tUc3YECN
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>following Danica while she takes a dump
Memphis !yp1JkvC3ek
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So how bout TIDE
Anonymous
https://twitter.com/#!/NASCARJetDryer Reposting the twitter account for the NASCAR jet dryer... that was made even before the race:
I asked @JPMontoya to follow me but this is ridiculous! #whaddayameanhedontunderstandenglishverywell?
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> that feel when they killed the track
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>>19162177 YEAH MAN SHE FLASHED THE CAMERAS YA BLEW IT
Teflon_John(>LeX) !QUFyoi1C5.
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LOL Brad Keselowski @keselowski Reply Retweet Favorite · Open Haha @firefly911: I wonder if @keselowski 's Siri sits there all race saying "Left. Left. Left. Left. Left. Pass. Left. Left."”
REPO STAN !jU441s.usg
Cal Clutterbuck's Stache !!kzfLEm5CApI
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>>19162172 No, maybe if it was Clint Bowyer doing his trolling again.
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beware the green meanies
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WHAT THE FUCK WHERE YOU ARE GUYS GETITNG THIS CARL SHUT THE FUCK UP THING?
Anonymous
>rain on the way Gotta get that vortex effect going!
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>GREEN MEANIES
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>that feel when it's raining >that feel when they're out of jet dryers
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Dragonite !!0ZLRSKJHm2G
thetruth !!Oqcbo0rmopY
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>>19161736 ok fair enough, it just seems to me to be experience, track memory, and twitch reaction. And yeah the concentration needed would be tough, kind of like chess, you make one mistake when you are playing at the highest level, and you are probably done.
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>>19162200 >#whaddayameanhedontunderstandenglishverywell? Brock Osweilers Life Decisions !tQ9bnVBqK6
Brock Osweilers Life Decisions !tQ9bnVBqK6 Tue 28 Feb 2012 09:11:00 No. 19162262 Report Quoted By:
>[] Red flag Come on now
Autist !!kZEFQaMUdBz
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>not allowing shenanigans NO ACTION, SUSPENSE, COOLNESS, AWFUL RACING
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and now here's the rain lel
Anonymous
Zamboni !!j1ltAS9yiDj
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Lol another side-by-side of drivers standing around
Teflon_John(>LeX) !QUFyoi1C5.
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Lol and now its raining. God confirmed for formula 1 fan.
Anonymous
>mfw it's 4am here and I'm supposed to have a 9am class
green jello !kop9aahnfs
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>brad's last retweet my fucking sides!
Sixers-kun !!vu7tUc3YECN
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>55,000 new twitter followers NASCAR confirmed for newest international phenomenon
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>>19162284 >2012 >still being a yurop Zamboni !!j1ltAS9yiDj
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>>19162284 I'm sorry to hear that Bob Ryan
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teemo haters welcome
Cal Clutterbuck's Stache !!kzfLEm5CApI
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>>19162231 I say it shall rain wins for Tommy Baldwin Racing.
Anonymous
>>19162284 >not living in master race pacific standard time 8pm nigga
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>>19162284 Don't go to sleep now, you won't have the right amount of sleep cycles, wait one hour
Anonymous
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>>19162073 Oh jeezus h kehrist we all know how long it takes women to USE THE FUCKING BATHROOM!
Anonymous
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get back in the kitchen
Autist !!kZEFQaMUdBz
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>>19162317 I'm legitimately jelly
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>yfw they are playing doodlejump
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Dragonite !!0ZLRSKJHm2G
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>iPhone circlejerk
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winner decided by angry birds high score
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I've met both Dave Blaney and his son Ryan. Big fans of them both.
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Danica's new sponsor Mini-Wheats Anonymous Tue 28 Feb 2012 09:13:00 No. 19162375 Report Quoted By:
Fiber.
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Keselowski's phone confirmed for slut
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>owning a car >being up top with the spotters and not in the pits
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>>19162306 Man it's my own fault for insisting on following NASCAR aha.
Dragonite !!0ZLRSKJHm2G
Autist !!kZEFQaMUdBz
>mfw Dale finds gay furry porn bookmarks on Brad's phone on national television
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>>19162301 You are my hero. I love that song but I always found the Light My Fire version on Donuts to be too short. This is perfect.
Anonymous
I've made a separate image folder just for JPM macros and images. I love you /sp/ Pic related because the folks at McLaren have probably died of laughter
Cal Clutterbuck's Stache !!kzfLEm5CApI
>>19162295 Thank you, Juan Pablo Montoya for making Dave Blaney win.
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Fucking Montoya
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guys, I recorded danica stripping...
TO SEE MORE GO TO
GODADDY.COM Anonymous
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>juan pablo montoya
Anonymous
i bet they are all on 4chan right now
Lets Go !NYRJzFR3js
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I would love to know what the hell was going on there on brads phone
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>"They drive 200 mph race cars and their phones are their biggest toys." Interesting.
DavyC !!MK0KdJxdJUK
i like how the drivers are total bros, acting like normal ppl when shit goes to hell. if this shit happens in F1 theyd be surrounded by their pit crews getting pampered NASCAR driver crowd around the one phone that somebody brought taking turns playing paper toss and fruit ninja and bing total bros
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>>19162476 they're watching weather, saw the radar on his phone
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BLANEY BLANEY BLANEY BLANEY BLANEY BLANEY BLANEY BLANEY BLANEY BLANEY BLANEY BLANEY BLANEY BLANEY BLANEY BLANEY BLANEY BLANEY BLANEY BLANEY
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>>19162441 >The Fountain mah nigga
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<Dave blaney < cool as shit pick both
Dragonite !!0ZLRSKJHm2G
Anonymous
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Just wait until they do go green flag again and then there's the big one on that turn.
Semper Jax !MPrRHAC72E
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GUYS GUYS GUYS REMEMBER HOW LAST THREAD THEY SAID WE SHOULD SEND OUT MEXICANS WITH LEAF BLOWERS WELL GUESS WHAT
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>you will never pal around on the middle of the backstretch in the Daytona 500
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>35-45 minutes
Mark Martin's Crusty Old Nipple !SjqShkaeNQ
Mark Martin's Crusty Old Nipple !SjqShkaeNQ Tue 28 Feb 2012 09:16:00 No. 19162520 Report Quoted By:
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Mexicans with leaf blowers patchin up the track as fast as they can.
Lets Go !NYRJzFR3js
just so you know Landon Cassil in the BK suit there- he is a confirmed 4chan browser from previous tweets he has made
Brock Osweilers Life Decisions !tQ9bnVBqK6
Brock Osweilers Life Decisions !tQ9bnVBqK6 Tue 28 Feb 2012 09:16:00 No. 19162527 Report >2012 >not going solely to Ollie's Bargain Outlet due to Dave Blaney
Anonymous
Anyone happen to know what the odds on Blaney winning were pre-race? I want to know how much money some lucky bastard made by putting $5 on him.
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> mfw they go back racing and Kyle Busch wins
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>>19162489 Sad, but so true. I can see someone rushing to bring Vettel a Perrier
Anonymous
Seriously, it canceled yet? The fucking track got melted.
Memphis !yp1JkvC3ek
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These standings are still making me double-take.
Autist !!kZEFQaMUdBz
Landon Cassil confirmed for shy theater kid in high school
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>>19162562 no dude, they put bondo on it
good 2 go
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>rain on the way If only they had a jet dryer
Sixers-kun !!vu7tUc3YECN
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Fuck this guy talking right now looks just like Jimmer Fredette
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>>19162527 >mfw they have Ollie's around here It's like bottom of the barrel discount shit, the store's a little scary inside.
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fans cheering in the background >>confirmed for continue racing putting down the beer, brewing up the coffee. 1am finish here we go.
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>>19162582 >professional racer >highschool Cal Clutterbuck's Stache !!kzfLEm5CApI
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>>19162591 well...they still have ONE
Semper Jax !MPrRHAC72E
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>>19162527 holy fuck there's one 10 minutes away from me!
i'll go tomorrow while i'm off work and see what it is
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>>19162441 Are you fucking kidding me?
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>Jet Dyer of Tomorrow comes out next race
green jello !kop9aahnfs
>>19162527 Have you ever actually been in an Ollie's? The puns they paint on the wall are so bad that I physically cringe when I read them.
Mark Martin's Crusty Old Nipple !SjqShkaeNQ
Mark Martin's Crusty Old Nipple !SjqShkaeNQ Tue 28 Feb 2012 09:19:00 No. 19162650 Report Quoted By:
>>19162562 You been paying attention?
They fixed it with Tide.
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#83 car is okay in my book
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>>19162525 Cassill has a ton of people supporting him over at iRacing.
I've been a huge fan of his ever since he ran Nationwide in '08.
Anonymous
hey i just got here why are all the cars parked? did the terrorists win???
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Shit, I think im getting into NASCAR, not sure how to feel
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>mfw brad twitter crashed
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Steve O'Donnell @odsteve We've sent officials to backstretch to be ready to load drivers back into cars. Will be ready to roll once surface dried in turn 3
Memphis !yp1JkvC3ek
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>about to run out of dip WELP
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>>19162664 Nope. Track has been fixed. The terrorists will never win!
Lets Go !NYRJzFR3js
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>>19162659 I've iRaced with him, Joey Logano, Dale Jr, Simon Pageneau, and a bunch of other drivers
Anonymous
>>19162525 >previous tweets he has made. I need to see these
Anonymous
green jello !kop9aahnfs
>>19162637 Someone needs to shoop that face over the picture of the jet dryer on fire
Dragonite !!0ZLRSKJHm2G
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BACK TO THE CARS
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>>19162683 You'll be back to not giving a fuck about NASCAR after the race. Don't worry.
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>2012 >running out of dip
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HAHA TIME FOR RACING
Autist !!kZEFQaMUdBz
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the red flag was waved an hour and a half ago already. damn this has taken forever
Anonymous
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Drivers going back to their cars. Well, this has been cool.
Anonymous
Cal Clutterbuck's Stache !!kzfLEm5CApI
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>>19162664 Nope, David Stremme and Juan Pablo Montoya produced oil and fire.
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>>19162683 Me too. I've always been into Indy and F1 and never gave a shit about NASCAR. Not sure what to think.
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>the race is continuing BEING BLANEY IS SUFFERING
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>>19162664 Montoya crashed into a jet drier, which kind of blew up as a result.
Took a while to clean it up.
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Montoya set fire to the rain
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"These fans are like marathon runners." lolwut?
Mark Martin's Crusty Old Nipple !SjqShkaeNQ
Mark Martin's Crusty Old Nipple !SjqShkaeNQ Tue 28 Feb 2012 09:22:00 No. 19162737 Report Quoted By:
Welp. Boogity Boogity Boogity time now.
Brock Osweilers Life Decisions !tQ9bnVBqK6
Brock Osweilers Life Decisions !tQ9bnVBqK6 Tue 28 Feb 2012 09:22:00 No. 19162740 Report >>19162648 No I have no idea what Ollie's was but now I want to go just because of your post.
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>ya the twitter thing has gone nuts right?
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>tfw blaney getting jewed
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>tfw anti-nascar fags miss this epic dip ran out race
Teflon_John(>LeX) !QUFyoi1C5.
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Yep, danica confirmed for poopin
Anonymous
Anonymous
Going back racing? Anyone got a stream?
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Going back racing. 40 lap shootout
Semper Jax !MPrRHAC72E
>danica just now getting back from her dump
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>Yfw the dude with the phone wins and tweets as he crosses the finish line
Memphis !yp1JkvC3ek
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>>19162702 BACK TO THE CARS
VORTEX EFFECT KICKING ASS
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>>19162760 it was one of those gooood shits
Cal Clutterbuck's Stache !!kzfLEm5CApI
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Clint Bowyer confirmed for getting a lap back.
green jello !kop9aahnfs
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>>19162740 One I remember is they have a picture of the Ollie guy in an army tank and it says "Tanks for shopping at Ollie's" or something. The walls are literally covered in shit like that.
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JESUS CHRIST THAT FUCKING COP
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>tfw nascar getting all these new fans
Anonymous
KYLE BUSCH HAS TO WIN TO FINISH THIS TROLLATHON!
JimKelly !BILLS4vork
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>>19162450 Those cars are bigger than I thought they were. I really thought they were glorified go-karts
Anonymous
Lets Go !NYRJzFR3js
>>19162701 like 2-3 years ago.. he used to follow my sister and she asked him if he was talking about 4chan in a few tweets over DM and he said yes
Autist !!kZEFQaMUdBz
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>>19161011 >>19162637 lol'd hard. drivers are getting back in. thank you God.
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THEY ARRESTING DANICA FUCK SHE STOLE THE TOILET PAPER
Anonymous
>rent a cop thinking he can "guard" Danica from Kroger driver
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>BULL DYKE COMING OVER HANG OUT WITH DANICA
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>You will never watch Dave Blaney win the 500. >Sadfrog.jpg
Sixers-kun !!vu7tUc3YECN
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dat massive security woman
Anonymous
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>tfw side by side commercial are you even trying NFL, NBA, MLB, NHL?!?!?!?!
Mark Martin's Crusty Old Nipple !SjqShkaeNQ
Mark Martin's Crusty Old Nipple !SjqShkaeNQ Tue 28 Feb 2012 09:24:00 No. 19162813 Report Well Guys, I love all of you. I hope you don't think too poorly of me when I start bandwagonning Tony Stewart now because of Mark Martin's semi-retirement/partial schedule.
Brock Osweilers Life Decisions !tQ9bnVBqK6
Brock Osweilers Life Decisions !tQ9bnVBqK6 Tue 28 Feb 2012 09:24:00 No. 19162815 Report Quoted By:
>DAT BUTCH LESBIAN POLICE OFFICER CRAMMING DANICA INTO HER CAR YESFUCKSYES CAPS LOCK
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Yeah, we get fliers from Ollie's in the mail, and they're all awful puns.
Anonymous
>>19162770 it was at 80k 30 mins ago
his twitter is dying, can't handle all the traffic
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>that dyke cop shoving danica in the car
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JPM just made Brad Keselowski famous.
Anonymous
think I'm getting into nascar. fuck.
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>>19162798 >he That's a bull dyke son
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>>19162770 he is up to 173k now
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>THE HEAT IS ON
Cal Clutterbuck's Stache !!kzfLEm5CApI
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>>19162784 It shall be... Clint Bowyer, no one will expect this from two laps down.
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>>19162740 i've never been either, but I heard it's like a big lots, closeout shit
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>>19162801 Fuck yeah, thanks!
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>THE HEAT IS ON
Anonymous
WOW! 3 threads for a nascar race. Fuck Yea!
Lets Go !NYRJzFR3js
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>>19162820 he is over 140 i think now
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>>19162787 Screencaps or you're lying.
Anonymous
Anonymous
da fuck they got a shuttle bus from the airport?
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inb4 jr dies after running over the huge gash in the road, nascar subsequently goes bankrupt
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>tweet in the middle of a race >suddenly double your follow count
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WE GOT A BUS LOL
Teflon_John(>LeX) !QUFyoi1C5.
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>>19162850 >>19162850 This is technically thread 5 i think
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>mfw it starts raining one lap after they resume racing
Autist !!kZEFQaMUdBz
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WE AIRPORTS NOW
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that dial-a-ride bus looks lost
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Oh god, now coke and NASCAR are just blatantly trolling.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-mU-YSk32I Anonymous
we have an ollies here in columbus, love that fucking place. I got a jar of Peyton Hillis Salsa there. FUCKING LOLD
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>busing crew to drivers
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>>19162858 Oh I believe the number, it's just that it's increased that much while I've been on the page.
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dang NASCAR fans you guys are funny and really nice to each other for /sp/ maybe i'm missing out.
Anonymous
>>19162859 The track is at the airport. Like, literally.
Anonymous
>your face when the officials just told everyone to let danica win on the last lap
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>>19162703 Oh god this. That needs to be done.
Dragonite !!0ZLRSKJHm2G
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OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK, A SCHOOL BUS HAS JOINED THE PARTY. AM I HIGH? IS THIS REAL? I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE LOL
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>holy shit what a race >oh fuck, it's late as fuck (living in yoorop is suffering) >decide to g- >WE RACAN NAO fuck.
Anonymous
>>19162829 This is the most exciting NASCAR has been since a man died. You'll lose interest next week when everything actually goes as planned.
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>>19162786 oh god its perfect
Semper Jax !MPrRHAC72E
>>19162881 sup fellow cbusfriend
blue jackets giving you a drinking problem too?
Anonymous
Anonymous
Why the fuck was somebody driving a pickup truck on the nascar track anyway???
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this shit is about to get nasty psyched!
Mark Martin's Crusty Old Nipple !SjqShkaeNQ
Mark Martin's Crusty Old Nipple !SjqShkaeNQ Tue 28 Feb 2012 09:27:00 No. 19162946 Report Quoted By:
>>19162910 BAA HAAAA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11oneeleventeen
Brock Osweilers Life Decisions !tQ9bnVBqK6
Brock Osweilers Life Decisions !tQ9bnVBqK6 Tue 28 Feb 2012 09:27:00 No. 19162949 Report Quoted By:
I can't wait for some other epic shit to happen. BEST 500 EVER
Anonymous
DavyC !!MK0KdJxdJUK
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>>19162941 yeah, camping world was on friday
Anonymous
Anonymous
OVER/UNDER 3 MORE CARS OUT OF THE RACE BEFORE THE CHECKERED FLAG
Dragonite !!0ZLRSKJHm2G
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>>19162941 To dry the track.
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the trophy looks like a fucking jet dryer
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>>19162894 >Danica down 60 laps >let her win Nope.jpg
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>If Blaney can stay up front >not realizing he still has to pit
Memphis !yp1JkvC3ek
>inb4 big one with 3 to go and green-white-checkered finish I'd cum.
Anonymous
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inb4 1 lap then caution
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>>19162941 A guy got lost and ended up on the raceway and noone noticed
CIingingMars !!wX0LNTKWzpR
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>yfw someone else happens and this shit doesn't end till 2 AM
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>>19162893 this..
when you fly into daytona, you could piss on the track
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>>19162927 sup man!
yeah, still in awe over Nash not getting sent on his way. but you cant blame him, the torg had a good point today, they are falling apart and everyones best interest is to jump ship
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>nascar drivers riding a shortbus color me surprised
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>"gonna be a barn burner"
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>>19162967 Over, I'll put my bet on 12+
Anonymous
Cal Clutterbuck's Stache !!kzfLEm5CApI
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>>19162925 Implying Clint Bowyer doesn't win on last lap in Phoenix like 4 out of his 5 career wins.
DavyC !!MK0KdJxdJUK
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>>19162989 secondly, easly over 3
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>>19162984 dont worry, we will get all 3 attempts at G-W-C
race will end under caution.
Anonymous
Yuro here, decided to see what this is all about. Open a stream and a guy talking in the studio sounds exactly like I would have thought Nascar fans sound like. lel
sftf !QTb2rHHrcw
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JUST WHEN YOU THINK YOU'VE SEEN EVERYTHING IN RACING JUST WHEN YOU THINK YOU'VE SEEN EVERYTHING IN RACING JUST WHEN YOU THINK YOU'VE SEEN EVERYTHING IN RACING JUST WHEN YOU THINK YOU'VE SEEN EVERYTHING IN RACING JUST WHEN YOU THINK YOU'VE SEEN EVERYTHING IN RACING JUST WHEN YOU THINK YOU'VE SEEN EVERYTHING IN RACING JUST WHEN YOU THINK YOU'VE SEEN EVERYTHING IN RACING JUST WHEN YOU THINK YOU'VE SEEN EVERYTHING IN RACING JUST WHEN YOU THINK YOU'VE SEEN EVERYTHING IN RACING JUST WHEN YOU THINK YOU'VE SEEN EVERYTHING IN RACING JUST WHEN YOU THINK YOU'VE SEEN EVERYTHING IN RACING
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>American racing >American driving
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GET IN YOUR CARS NO GET OUT GET ON THE BUS WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK IS GOING ON
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>>19162941 To dry the track.
The crash occured during a caution (which just makes that much funnier).
Cal Clutterbuck's Stache !!kzfLEm5CApI
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>>19162967 Over... Clint Bowyer's gonna need to get to the lead lap somehow.
Anonymous
Now Daytona has Juan less jet dryer
Mark Martin's Crusty Old Nipple !SjqShkaeNQ
Mark Martin's Crusty Old Nipple !SjqShkaeNQ Tue 28 Feb 2012 09:30:00 No. 19163041 Report Anonymous
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>>19163005 bang bus if danika is in there.
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>>19163014 sounds like a race driver?
hurr durr
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inb4 30 car pileup when they hit the part of the track where they patched the track
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DAT INCEST GENETIC MUTATION
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>>19162813 the good guys.
mfw i was a tony fan when he was booo'd in the late 90's
mfw when i'm at the track 13 years later and this old women says "omg tony is soo sexy" followed by cheers.
Anonymous
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The real winner of the Daytona 500. Twitter got like $10M worth of Super Bowl grade advertising for peanuts this evening.
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>college football >in february
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WE BLOWDRY NOW
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ODDS THAT THEY RESTART THE RACE THEN END IT AFTER <10 LAPS SO THAT BLANEY DOESN'T WIN?
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>Q the rim shot... @mrctm1969: @keselowski Well, now Daytona has Juan less jet dryer...”
Anonymous
>>19163041 What made somebody think that was a good idea?
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fuck yar college football
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I still cant believe nascar has had a homosexual win the daytona 500 twice.
Brock Osweilers Life Decisions !tQ9bnVBqK6
Brock Osweilers Life Decisions !tQ9bnVBqK6 Tue 28 Feb 2012 09:31:00 No. 19163090 Report Quoted By:
Fuck YEAH college football!!!! ITS February
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>fox sports promoting college football 6 months early MY BODY IS STILL READY
Anonymous
Kevin Love's Nutsack !p/9fQnNnMM
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>College Football returns September 1st on FOX >September 1st on FOX >on FOX >FOX
Anonymous
Fans Against Gordon>old school nascar hate!
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>biggest trophy in american motorsports >not the Borg Warner trophy lol k
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>>19163083 >take a picture of King Richard >just happen to catch Air Force One in the background Anonymous
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juan "probably destroya
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>mfw 15 car pile up >mfw a 5 wide race 3 lap race for first
Anonymous
I still don't understand why NASCAR just don't say fuck it, put every race at prime time, this shit is great.
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>>19163102 not the hero we want but the one that we need
Brock Osweilers Life Decisions !tQ9bnVBqK6
Brock Osweilers Life Decisions !tQ9bnVBqK6 Tue 28 Feb 2012 09:33:00 No. 19163134 Report Quoted By:
>>19163083 That picture is so damn AMERICA
Anonymous
I might have to start coming to /sp/ more often, these threads have been hilarious.
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man fuck this shit never thought i'd see the day i want tandem racing back
Anonymous
>>19163098 >old school >implying this isn't as fresh as ever And fuck you, I still hate that smug bastard
Cal Clutterbuck's Stache !!kzfLEm5CApI
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>>19163052 Clint Bowyer approves for his win which won't look this.
green jello !kop9aahnfs
>>19163122 Because not every race involves a jet dryer going full Chernobyl
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>>19163083 Badass: The Image
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>>19163133 why am i crying
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LONG LIVE /SP/EEDWEEKS
Dragonite !!0ZLRSKJHm2G
CIingingMars !!wX0LNTKWzpR
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>Oops! Dave Blaney accidentally spilled more jet fuel on the track, then accidentally dropped a lit match on it. Oh well!
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>>19163139 >2012 >not being a /sp/ regular Anonymous
the only way to make this race more epic is Danica dying
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>Zoey Deschanel :3
Lets Go !NYRJzFR3js
Mark Martin's Crusty Old Nipple !SjqShkaeNQ
Mark Martin's Crusty Old Nipple !SjqShkaeNQ Tue 28 Feb 2012 09:34:00 No. 19163169 Report Quoted By:
>>19163062 Smoke has won me over since I started watching several years ago. Loves the sport, insanely talented, and to be honest, if Mark Martin had driven half as aggressively as Stewart just a couple of times, he'd have a couple of championships to his name.
Anonymous
>>19163114 This isn't Talledega Nights
Anonymous
THEY SHOULD POWER THE NASCAR CARS WITH JET FUEL IT WOULD BE AMAZING
Anonymous
>>19163122 because the sprint cup usually runs on sunday... a LOT LOT LOT of people travel the weekend for the races and sunday afternoon allows them to get back home earlier... sunday night would mean a lot of people would have to take mondays off too...
not good for business bro
Anonymous
So who else will be doing their laundry tomorrow?
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>dat sideways promo Holy fuck
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JimKelly !BILLS4vork
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>>19163175 ty for reminding me
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>>19163062 >tony is sexy He's the fattest fucking driver, holy fuck
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>>19163146 Night races are always great, during the day you get bored at least I do and just watch the first 20 -30 and the last 20 laps of the race. I have seen every single lap of a night race
DavyC !!MK0KdJxdJUK
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>sign up for twitter >register a few race car drivers because of this >look at suggestions >suddenly every race cary driver
Anonymous
NASCAR bros, this has been one of the best events I have been apart of on /sp/, thanks for not being faggots to everyone who wanted to learn about it. NASCAR confirmed for best fans on /sp/
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>Gonna get a bit sideways >show JPM
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>>19163171 >confirmed for not knowing shit about fuel Teflon_John(>LeX) !QUFyoi1C5.
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>burning jet fuel >tide laundry detergent
brittfar !V8uA23MXcU
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>>19163166 oh god my sides
i never thought nascar threads would be this lulzy
definitely coming back next week
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>>19163166 They didn't even have jet dryers back then did they?
Dragonite !!0ZLRSKJHm2G
>>19163170 If this isn't Talledega Nights, I don't know what is.
Anonymous
Now we just need a car to flip into the catch fence and have another 2 hour red flag.
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This is the best way to start a Nascar season EVER.
Early_Cuyler !eet2r2TRuQ
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That Sideways Promo, OH GOD MY SIDES!
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>Tide good enough for NASCAR good enough for me
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Drivers are reengergized... is that a good thing? .....yes.
Lets Go !NYRJzFR3js
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>>19163213 turn left is god tier
green jello !kop9aahnfs
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>>19163231 There's a time limit so if something like that happens, they'll probably call it for real
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>>19163166 >yfw JPM's crew is having ice cream when he comes down to get his vibration fixed and some got stuck somewhere making his car break Anonymous
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I'm glad the race got postponed until tonight, I haven't had this much fun on a monday night since football season
Dragonite !!0ZLRSKJHm2G
>>19163239 Not if you live in the state the track is in. I've taken a nice trip or two to MIS on Sundays in August.
Anonymous
>>19163213 Tennis threads are that way too. Mainly any of the non huge sports.
Anonymous
>>19163204 lrn2reading comprehension. said late 90s
JimKelly !BILLS4vork
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This thread is the exception to the rule for the most part. If it wasnt for Montoya going full terrorist the race would be over without the last 1000 posts
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This is a fantastic thing that is happening. So happy we are going back to racing. This thing will never end.
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Wow. I thought I missed this race yesterday. Then I thought I missed it today. I turn on the tv and it's still not over. Wait a minute, what the fuck Earndhart in 6th? Jesus christ this is the twilight zone
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HAHAHAHAHA TWO DRIVERS HAD TO GO TO BACK BECAUSE THEY PULLED OFF A TEAROFF ON WIND SHEILD
Anonymous
>dat feel when Jr wins this ;_;
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Groudon !!9aKmRIjeVg1
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Every track should either be like Daytona/Talladega or Bristol/Martinsville. The cookie-cutter 1.5 mile ovals are boring.
sftf !QTb2rHHrcw
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these threads have been great
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Carl Edwards goes to back of the pack for touching his windshield
Cal Clutterbuck's Stache !!kzfLEm5CApI
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>>19163204 Jimmy Spencer disagrees. He's the only driver who has been able keep a car from leaving the ground by his mass alone.
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>>19163276 YOU learn to read. He said people hated him in the 90s and said he was sexy now.
Retard.
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>>19163191 Hester fuck yeah! lol
a nigga can get use to monday night NASCAR.
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>>19163275 except when serena is playing
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This race is a fucking clusterfuck
Anonymous
I'm parched. I'm feeling my third Cheerwine right about now.
Kevin Love's Nutsack !p/9fQnNnMM
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>based kesel tweets
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>>19163299 Bristol is god-tier
Lets Go !NYRJzFR3js
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>>19163273 >MIS God I miss that trip so much. So many great memories. I never did see as many drivers outside the track as the first time back in 03
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>Maybe the Mayans were right about 2012... #ConspiracyTheory @LewisFranck: I think only an alien invasion could be a topper tonight. #NASCAR BRRRAAAAAAD MY SIDES
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>2012 >going under the hood during red flags
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>>19163166 >>19163263 i chortled, good show
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I've never really watched NASCAR...where would this rank on a list of most crazy, insane races?
Anonymous
>>19163313 Sadly not many people know the greatness that is Cheerwine
Anonymous
To the new people of turn left threads, come back in april for talladega. All the other race threads will be lame.
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dis nigga keselowski gained 110k followers so far
Autist !!kZEFQaMUdBz
>ESPN comments section my sides
Dragonite !!0ZLRSKJHm2G
>>19163343 Probably in the top 10, up there with the Fight and Dale.
Anonymous
OFFICIAL THINGS TO COME FROM THIS RED FLAG POWER RANKINGS Anonymous Tue 28 Feb 2012 09:41:00 No. 19163368 Report 1. JPM trolling the universe 2. Kesselowski live tweets the event and triples his followers 3. >I like Cheezits . .. . . . . . 9001. delay
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>>19163353 gold, jerry. gold
green jello !kop9aahnfs
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>>19163343 Probably the craziest. I doubt you'll ever see anything like this again in your lifetime
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>no ref ball >tractors with brushes >jet fueled blowers >tide soaker uppers >bad ass crashes >mario kart spins >fights between race drivers and crews >side by side commercials >crank it up >week long tailgate >duels >shootouts >truck series >nationwide cars >chase >talking to drivers while going 200 mph >even road courses welcome to nascar folks!
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Spannerhead
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>>19163347 Seriously.
This was my fridge a few days ago.
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>>19163343 Near the top. That shit that went down with Montoya and the jet dryer is insane.
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>>19163351 >implying talledega is worth watching Anonymous
>>19163368 >no Danica crashing on 2nd lap Anonymous
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>>19163353 JPM for Jets QB. They don't even have to change race or anything
Sixers-kun !!vu7tUc3YECN
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Never forget the truck that gave it's life for sheer entertainment.
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>>19163384 >no ref ball >implying cheezit didn't just get pushed to the back by the officials Anonymous
>>19163299 I'd like to see more road courses.
I don't get why the Cup gang only goes to Watkins Glen and Infineon, both of which are road racing on easy mode, while the Nationwide guys get to dick around at places like Road America and Gilles Villeneueve.
Honestly I'd love to see them try to get through the corkscrew at Laguna Seca on the first lap.
Anonymous
>>19163398 >red flag How do I into reading comp?
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>>19163391 dat babby fridge
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OFFICIAL THINGS TO COME FROM THIS RED FLAG POWER RANKINGS Anonymous Tue 28 Feb 2012 09:43:00 No. 19163415 Report >>19163398 reading comprehension nigga.
>>19163388 oh shit, forgot about the party bus
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>mfw 30 car pileup when they hit turn 3
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>>19163368 >no Danica taking a shit JimKelly !BILLS4vork
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>>19163351 Don't forget Bristol, they get pissed off so fast on that track. The wrecks may not be insane like a super speedway, but just the rage contained in that short track is always good for some amusement.
DavyC !!MK0KdJxdJUK
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>>19163343 There have been other races with wierdness:
>guys steals pace car >deer runs across track But no other race week has been this insane.
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KYLE BUSH GOES TO THE BACK OF THE PACK TOO!
sftf !QTb2rHHrcw
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>>19163367 Nothing is going to top the Fight, if only because it was the first fully covered race ever
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>>19163343 #1 all time, easily.
>Dat JJ getting T boned at 195MPH >Dat Danika >Dat Monday night >Dat Montoya. Dragonite !!0ZLRSKJHm2G
Kevin Love's Nutsack !p/9fQnNnMM
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>I'd rather be cummin than goin
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>>19163411 Barber Motorsports in Alabama is trying harrrrrd to get NASCAR. That's an AWESOME road course
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NASCAR Race Thread Power Rankings Anonymous Tue 28 Feb 2012 09:43:00 No. 19163448 Report Quoted By:
1. Daytona 2. Bristol (night) 3. Talladega 9001. Everything else.
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>>19163391 as an Ohioan who makes regular trips to Tennessee, WHERE THE FUCK CAN I FIND CHEERWINE POPSICLES!!!
Mark Martin's Crusty Old Nipple !SjqShkaeNQ
Mark Martin's Crusty Old Nipple !SjqShkaeNQ Tue 28 Feb 2012 09:43:00 No. 19163450 Report Quoted By:
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>DRYER ON THE TRACK Mother of god
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OH GOD ANOTHER JET DRY
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>work out >take shower >still fixing track >looks like there's gonna be green eventually everything went better than expected
Dragonite !!0ZLRSKJHm2G
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>getting another dryer out Make sure Montoya is not even 500 feet away
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where's a stream for this
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when they hit turn 3 its gonna get gnarley!
Anonymous
>mfw JPM comes out of fucking nowhere and hits the new jet dryer
Anonymous
>jet dryer blows up >put more on the track GOTTA LOVE REDNECKS
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>yfw all of the cars go into turn 3 and slide into the wall
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>inb4 montoya hits the dryer again
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>>19163411 >>19163411 >>19163411 THAT WOULD BE TROLL FEST
Cars turn upside down on the core screw getting T-bone by some idiot that can't stop. I WOULD PAY 1 MILLION DOLLARS TO SEE THAT.
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4chan this is Anon, you got a copy buddy?
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Inb4 Montoya hits the new jet dryer
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>Make sure Montoya is more than 500 miles away Fixed
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>second jet dryer of the apocalypse they know not what they have done
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>2012: Montoya blows up a jet dryer. Track melts. Danica. Blaney. DW resurrects Tide. >2012: Montoya blows up a jet dryer. Track melts. Danica. Blaney. DW resurrects Tide. >2012: Montoya blows up a jet dryer. Track melts. Danica. Blaney. DW resurrects Tide.
Anonymous
Mark Martin's Crusty Old Nipple !SjqShkaeNQ
Mark Martin's Crusty Old Nipple !SjqShkaeNQ Tue 28 Feb 2012 09:46:00 No. 19163525 Report Quoted By:
>>19163485 He's going to have to strap a jet-pack to his back and Jihad the the thing because his car is fucked.
Actually, this wouldn't surprise me.
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Brad Keselowski @keselowski Maybe the Mayans were right about 2012... #ConspiracyTheory @LewisFranck: I think only an alien invasion could be a topper tonight. #NASCAR
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Where's a stream for this?
Lets Go !NYRJzFR3js
>>19163443 stock cars handle way to shitty for what barber demands
Anonymous
Dammit, I havent been watching. I hope something else crazy happens.
WitnessX !!X6cD0l+ZuTf
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>>19163411 >NASCAR cars >Laguna Seca FUND IT
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this shit cray
Anonymous
>>19163551 Theres going to be another crash
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Anonymous
>mfw i just downloaded the new Eastbound & Down episode, but i would rather keep watching Daytona.
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how funny would it be if the dryer was infront of the grand stands, the fans all catch on fire, shit storm commences and they continue to races with the tack on fire, because FOX is alpha
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No he actually did pick up that many followers lol
Anonymous
>>19163547 Stock cars handle way too shitty for almost all road courses but they can still make it work so long as the track is more than 3 feet wide and the drivers aren't being complete idiots
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SolidSnakeSalute.jpg 2nd Dryer-kun taking over the work for his fallen comrade. God Speed 2nd Dryer-kun....God speed
Zamboni !!j1ltAS9yiDj
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"THE TRACK IS FINE, YOU JUST CAN'T SEE IT"
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>>19163563 >>19163551 count on 3 more and a troll (yellow flag) finish
Anonymous
@keselowski is up to 187,000+
Anonymous
inb4 someone dies because of the track
Anonymous
>>19163614 Was he tweeting while driving?
DavyC !!MK0KdJxdJUK
>>19163595 >infineon works there
stock cars on road courses is fucking epic to watch.
Anonymous
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they should race in a figure 8 like the school busses do
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mfw a fire truck was shadowing the new dryer on the other side of the wall
Anonymous
anyone have the audio from the crash?
Anonymous
>>19163626 Mosport would still be GOAT though.
Anonymous
>>19163595 Hell, there are CONSTANT spin-outs at Infineon, even from people who are really good road racers. They deal with it nice and fine I'd say
Anonymous
>>19163625 yeah, while going 180, dumbass
Anonymous
we should have archived the last two threads
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>>19163625 Just during this red flag. It all started when he posted a pic from inside his car looking towards turn 3.
Anonymous
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>>19163618 inb4 Brad dies when is phone is plunged in is forehead because he didn't secure it properly when he crashes.
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Prediction: Another major multi-car wreck and Danica, Blaney and 3 or 4 others are the only cars left running.
Anonymous
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I've never watched before, but all these things happening. Time to open up that link to that stream.
Anonymous
>>19163658 Are you implying turn left takes skill? This isn't F1.
Anonymous
WitnessX !!X6cD0l+ZuTf
>>19163489 It is an accepted way to dry tracks like this.
>>19163443 That would be cool. If the Continental Tire Challenge races are any indication, a NASCAR race would be pretty nice.
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>>19163663 probably has a pocket in his suit. stop being dumb
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100 miles to go its a pretty safe bet there's going to be at least one more caution.
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>>19163671 Yeah, it isn't F1. It's not boring!
Anonymous
DavyC !!MK0KdJxdJUK
>>19163646 ive been saying that for some time
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>>19163671 And how many years of racing have you done?
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>Joe Buck NOOOOOOOOOO
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They're all going to eat shit when they cross the burned patch.
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>>19163671 Go drive a stock car then. Otherwise, enjoy shifting with buttons
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Jimmie Johnson confirmed for being at home.
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>>19163618 Next morning headline:
"Three NASCAR Racers Tide For Finish Of Their Lives"
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>>19163628 my TV is right next to my desk. i don't need the stream
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WE JOE BUCK NOW
Anonymous
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>Joe Buck commercial Oh god
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>autotune joe buck he might be watchable now
Mark Martin's Crusty Old Nipple !SjqShkaeNQ
Mark Martin's Crusty Old Nipple !SjqShkaeNQ Tue 28 Feb 2012 09:53:00 No. 19163726 Report Quoted By:
>>19163645 I've got the text translation
AYE CARAMBA DIOS MIA!!!! AYE AYE AYE HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE
It cuts off shortly after that.
Anonymous
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Joe Buck confirmed for best commentator ever
Lets Go !NYRJzFR3js
Autist !!kZEFQaMUdBz
>>19163674 >Continental Series Fucking based series
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>Joe Buck >Being a dick Pick two
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>BUCK >BUCK >BUCK >BUCK >BUCK >BUCK >BUCK >BUCK >BUCK
Dragonite !!0ZLRSKJHm2G
>yfw it's currently 11:52 PM EST MIDNIGHT RACING AT DAYTONA IS YOUR BODY READY?
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>>19163658 Just passed @KurtBusch, and he flipped me off. #tool
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Autotuned Joe Buck Same old depression
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Wow they actually found out how to make Joe Buck worse.
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>>19163662 Oh my, those are very nice.
Anonymous
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>Turnleft is entertaining >Joe Buck is funny I took some ephedrine and st johns wort about 6 hours ago. Goddamn, I think I just stumbled onto the GOAT psychadelic.
DavyC !!MK0KdJxdJUK
>>19163731 there are tons of very technical very tough tracks in the states.
ive been saying for a lon gtime, that american road courses are the best in the world.
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>>19163674 With the upgrades going on and the money being dumped into it, Mosport could have a NNS or NSCS race in the next few years.
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>this guy streaming, fucking around with the TV listings instead of just showing FOX
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>>19163650 i did security at infineon once
i just drove a golf cart around and walked up to the stands and didnt do shit
felt pretty good man
Anonymous
>>19163739 easily 1-2 hours left
Anonymous
>>19163695 Eastbound and Down
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>>19163732 Absolutely, it's GT without the shitty DP/LMP cars getting in the way.
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Montoya: 0 FUCKS GIVEN
anony mouse
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Daanika Patrick gets drunk on horse piss lite, wins
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played the audio again. DAYUM!
WitnessX !!X6cD0l+ZuTf
>>19163671 Actually, it does. You're trying to control 3400 lbs. of automobile at speeds close to 200 mph while fighting g-forces far greater than what you experience on the highway. It only LOOKS easy.
Zamboni !!j1ltAS9yiDj
>>19163788 Loaded up and truckin?
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Guess you can say he hit is Target.
Anonymous
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>>19163795 SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECHWOOOOOOOOOSHHHH
BOOOOOOOOOOM
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>>19163785 >2 hours for 40 laps Christ NASCAR is slow.
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I guess you can say JPM hit his Target
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[ ] Montoya wipes out second jet-dry truck
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still nothing with the Danica gifs?
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>>19163767 Put them on VIR. And not one of the pussy-ass configurations, make them do Grand East or something.
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inb4 blaney pit stops and then they call the race when someone else takes the lead
Lets Go !NYRJzFR3js
>>19163703 Is dat some super lats at Mosport? I came
>>19163767 ALMS at VIR this year. I CAME.
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>Kurt Busch has...he's had a hard life
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ENGINES ENGAGED
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>>19163818 they get ato archived on archivefoolz right?
ENGINES HAVE BEEN RESTARTED!
Anonymous
>>19163731 >that track I can see why it won't be NASCAR-able. All dat elevation, blind turns, dat hill cresting just before turn 1, dat chicane around turn 8. Looks very demanding.
green jello !kop9aahnfs
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Engines are fired. Shit is about to get real again
DavyC !!MK0KdJxdJUK
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>>19163845 NASCAR Canadian Tire Series.
they run about 50% road courses 50% short ovals.
its a step below ARCA, basically canadas version of ARCA
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>>19163662 >>19163662 >>19163662 >Not a single nude from google BODY DOUBLE FUCK YOU MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>19163809 I'd like to kick his ass just once.
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My Sega Saturn is on 15 minute alert. :D
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zrtl41oZxOA Anonymous
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>>19163808 Pretty much this. Twice as heavy as your open wheel little toys with tires half as wide. There's no traction involved in that
Semper Jax !MPrRHAC72E
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ENGINES RESTARTED NEW THREAD NEEDED
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NEW THREAD PLEASE!!!!
Brock Osweilers Life Decisions !tQ9bnVBqK6
Brock Osweilers Life Decisions !tQ9bnVBqK6 Tue 28 Feb 2012 09:58:00 No. 19163918 Report Quoted By:
I have to shit but I fear if I leave now something awesome will happen. Prairie dogging it for now.
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Someone a new official thread!
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>>19163845 Nascar canadian tire series....it's always a ridiculously good hard race at mosport
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NEW FUCKING THREAD
sftf !QTb2rHHrcw
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somebody make a god damned new thread
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Lets Go !NYRJzFR3js
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>>19163876 It's certainly harder than Infineon but by the same token, most drivers aren't complete idiots. I imagine if you give them some time to get used to the track they'll do just fine.
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>>19163906 I love this man
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>>19163703 Even failing Mosport, a fucking Sprint Cup race up in Montreal would be awesome.
I'd settle for that.
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>>19163175 you know laundry detergent is just about the best to clean up a variety of oils. take it from a dude who's worked in oil and chem labs for 17 years. doesn't sud up and get all typically soapy.
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2 jet dryers out SHIT JUST GOT REAL
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>you now know that there is still a jet truck on the track with running vehicles
WitnessX !!X6cD0l+ZuTf
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>>19163625 No. He has either a pocket on his firesuit (likely) or a compartment in the car that is insulated from the heat (less likely).
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If the top of the track isn't in good shape then dont drive on it.