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I took advice from /sp/ and I couldn't be happier. I posted a month back in some thread where we were talking about how miserable our lives were. People posted I should just go all in and live with no consequence and fear no risks. I have had sex at least 100 times now thanks to the many shanty towns and destitute people. I don't give a fuck. Why pay prostitutes when homeless women will do what you want anyways. I got so incredibly turned on by how disheveled they were. They want very little and are usually just as lonely as me. The smell and poor health is no concern because like I said I don't give a fuck. I lick their unwashed scabies covered bodies up and down, suck on their warts and lesions. Their track marks and blemish covered skin does not phase me one bit. Of course I fuck them all bareback because whats the fucking point if I die soon or later. No fucking point. I picked up donovanosis, hepatitis, syphilis, chlamydia, herpes 2, and a bunch of other viral and bacterial infections that the doctors said were at an abnormal rate. And you know what, I probably have seen more action than 99% of this site. Have a problem with it? Deal with it. I'm going out living the dream. See you all in hell.
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At first I was like... but then I was all....
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Neon Deion !AoM37BbxIs
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ALPHA AS FUCK.
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living the dream
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Please tell me this is some type of copypasta I am unaware of.
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I'd rather be a virgin than do any of the acts you described.
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Pretty new copy pasta, never seen it before. I look forward to it being posted once a day on every board for the next month.
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>>19893059 >>19893059 This.
What the fuck is wrong with you, OP
Grand Moff Tarkin !0iLa/2XW0I!!8q/vdomFgMv
Grand Moff Tarkin !0iLa/2XW0I!!8q/vdomFgMv Wed 28 Mar 2012 10:28:00 No. 19893078 Report Quoted By:
>>19893052 oh fuck a zombie
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>milky way galaxy /sp/
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>>19893017 >I don't even know what to greentext congrats on the new past though OP. It's nice to see original shit once in a while.
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>>19893017 I posted here a week ago because some woman was gonna press rape charges against me because I had sex with her and shat on her in the morning and left. /sp/ gave me the confidence to talk to her and sort shit out. Now we are cool. Thanks /sp/
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>>19893096 >because some woman was gonna press rape charges against me because I had sex with her and shat on her in the morning and left. I remeber that thread. So you were serious about that?
lets get this shit started
>you Anonymous
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inb4 this is posted every night for months
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>>19893096 You faggot why would you take a shit on a woman that agreed to sleep with you?
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I sorta did this in high school, fucking all the skanks I could. But that was a few years before they became homeless bitches with diseases and shit. OP confirmed for lose, you gotta get in on the skank pussy early.
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>>19893147 >>19893096 I don't think this one is a troll. He made a thread on here becasue he shat on his fuck buddy without her permission and she was mad
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I'd honestly love to see OP romantically approach a homeless lady.>wow, do all these cans belong to you? >yeah, they do? >that's so cool >wanna fuck?
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>I have had sex at least 100 times now thanks to the many shanty towns and destitute people. I don't give a fuck. Why pay prostitutes when homeless women will do what you want anyways. I got so incredibly turned on by how disheveled they were. OP, I don't think that's what they meant...
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>>19893096 Thanks Mountain Dew
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>>19893173 I sense a new reality series.
Fund it.
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>>19893096 Weren't you supposed to say you were drunk and it was an accident?
lol glad you agreed terms with her.
But OP...
Teflon_John(>LeX) !QUFyoi1C5.
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>>19893196 I did. I think she was mad and threatning to sue me but after a day or so she calmed down and we figured things out. She is not gonna have sex with me any time soon but we are still friends
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OP you need to take a shit on one of your homeless tramps. Come back and let us know how it goes.
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>>19893219 Goddamn it bro stop shitting on girls, it's going to be bad for your health.
Best of luck with your shenanigans anyway
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Living the dream, OP.
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>>19893173 >ameriCANS /sp/ Anonymous
Assuming OP's story is actually real, I am assuming it is impossible to live with all dem diseases? Is there a worlds record for most diseases in one body?
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>>19893243 It was a one time thing. It was my fantasy but I was stupid not to ask her first
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>Andromeda galaxy /sp/
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If we live in a society where OP is wrong then I don't want to be right. Livin the dream son. Livin the dream
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i just submitted this for the archive
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>NGC 1023 /sp/
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THIS IS WHY YOU DON'T TAKE ADVICE FROM 4CHAN
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>Crab Nebula /sp/
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>>19893295 fuck posting in dis thread in case it get art chived so ppl in da future will know my trip.
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I took advice from /sp/ and I couldn't be happier. I posted a month back in some thread where we were talking about how miserable our teams were. People posted I should just pack up and leave town because this new kid Andrew is gonna be a little punk. I have been to Denver at least 100 times now thanks to the millions of dollars I have amassed being a superstar NFL quarterback. I got so incredibly turned on when I saw how disheveled their QB situation was. The health of my neck is no concern because like I said I don't give a fuck. I'll play QB forever and who is going to stop me? Whats the fucking point if I die soon or later. No fucking point. I picked up a huge new contract and kicked out that faggot Tebow and some other players the coaches said were underperforming at an abnormal rate. And you know what, I probably have seen more action than 99% of the NFL. Have a problem with it? Deal with it. I'm going out living the dream. See you all in hell.
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>>19893398 my sides are falling off
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There is a moment where the line is crossed. This thread is that moment.
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ITT: People with a google search for "donovanosis" in one tab and a captcha in the other
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Golgotha the Dodgersfag !!EkuReinKFaG
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>>19893506 DO NOT SEARCH THAT
TAKE MY WARNING
DO NOT DO IT
MY MIND IS FULL OF FUCK
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This pasta has potential for some things. Mainly due to the last line.
Golgotha the Dodgersfag !!EkuReinKFaG
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>>19893506 >donovanosis Man what the fuck
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OMFG so much win working on my own apehoop coppypasta as we speak lol So glad I stayed up past midnight for this total win!
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McMacdaddy !bBETA/Maxs
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This is not quite comedy gold. Tragedy gold? Is that possible?
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I have no reaction image for this and I have a shit ton of reaction images.
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OP is a 21st century Wilt Chamberlain
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>>19893262 OP would be dead within a few days if he were not taking any medications.
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Necro for great justice. I hope somebody archived this bad boy.
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wut seriously. wut
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>>19893219 will you still be friends when she knows you let the internet know?
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So there I was fucking this homeless chick when she's like: hey I have AIDS! And I'm like bitch, I don't give a fuck, some people on /sp/ told me to fear no risks. So I fucked her ass and came hard. It was awesome.
Iggy'sSwag !cGJq1nZdXk
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Bro, you probably had syphilis way before you started banging homeless chicks.
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>>19893017 i'd rather never have sex again then get a std, but whatever floats your boot
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