Anonymous
Stars and Kings both winning by 1 in the 1st
Anonymous
>>19910183 Doesn't matter. Sharks wont lose anymore, Wooooooo!
the unicorn lord !4HLpXn8cJg
>>19910228 BIG O
SHOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWW TIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEE
Anonymous
Anonymous
>Ducks
Anonymous
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GO SHARKS!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>19910405 You must believe.
Anonymous
>>19910443 Let's talk about something I believe in.
Jamie fucking McGinn.
He's been tearing ass with the Avs. I'm so raged at Doug, but so happy he's doing so well. That man deserves it.
Anonymous
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>>19910497 Eh. No one expected McGuinn to go on such a tear. Not even the Avs.
Anonymous
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Zeus is out tonight so we will probably lose
Anonymous
Made this in hopes of breaking it in during the postseason. Lets hope we can get done.
Anonymous
>>19910627 if you really made that, you would never break it, liar
Anonymous
haha time for cash creak power play
Anonymous
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>>19910685 >cash creak cache creek, my bad
Anonymous
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Time for no goal.
Anonymous
what the fuck man.... that was terrible
Anonymous
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>>19910726 Better than a lot recently.
Anonymous
hey yo, the sharks suck cock
Anonymous
>>19910661 Breaking it in, as in, using it for the first time.
Anonymous
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>>19910627 >implying any of you betas actually play hockey the unicorn lord !4HLpXn8cJg
Anonymous
>>19910788 oh shit i can't believe I read that wrong
how many sticks did it take? value?
Anonymous
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holy shit that puck almost killed him
Anonymous
>>19910836 Didn't cost me much. I got most of the sticks for free because players break them and give them away since they are one-piece composites. Entire thing cost me $15.
Anonymous
>>19910892 This guys pretty much correct except it was more like 30 total.
Anonymous
>the 1-3-1
Anonymous
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>>19910963 >>19910892 Either way, beautiful.
I would clear lacquer the top so it's perfectly smooth, then drill airholes of course
Anonymous
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>>19911011 ya lets just ban defense while we are at it, and maybe consider getting rid of goalies
Anonymous
Kings score and are up by 2 now
Anonymous
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>>19911061 so did the Stars.
Anonymous
>JR talking about the sharks
Anonymous
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>>19911011 If you want more scoring go watch apechimp. 1-3-1 is a strategic defensive strategy.
Anonymous
>>19911193 JR talks shit about everyone. I don't think he's especially butthurt about the Sharks. And his Marleau bashing is shit we Sharks fans have been saying for 5 years now. Not sure why thats so controversial.
the unicorn lord !4HLpXn8cJg
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>>19911345 pretty sure JR blew his shit on twitter last month over some shit talking, too.
Was awesome.
Anonymous
fucking galliardi can't do a goddamn thing
the unicorn lord !4HLpXn8cJg
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>>19911657 he's only played like 4 games.
Anonymous
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oh this is not good not good at all
Anonymous
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YES YES YES BASED CLOWE OH GOD THAT WAS GOOD THANK YOU BASED CLOWE
Anonymous
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FUCK YEAH THANK YOU BASED CLOWE
Anonymous
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holy shit Clowe scored? is this real life
Anonymous
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Wasn't this the same situation against the Avs?
Hollywood Hulkitar [CHILLINGLY BASED] !!q+5gdjfhy9E
Hollywood Hulkitar [CHILLINGLY BASED] !!q+5gdjfhy9E Thu 29 Mar 2012 07:17:00 No. 19911915 Report come on anahymen get the dust out of your boypussies
Anonymous
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daily reminder
Anon 1.1 !!ZdKwrBP9Ab2
>>19911915 >yfw there are people in this thread that don't remember "boypussy" Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>19912017 CAKE IS A LIE XD
the unicorn lord !4HLpXn8cJg
>>19911935 >mfw I don't remember boypussy Anonymous
>>19912065 >Ducks fan on /soc/ >Thread posted about masculine men putting genitals between legs >"Mmm, boypussy" Anonymous
Meh, could be worse.
Anonymous
>>19912156 what about squats?
Anonymous
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>>19911345 He's hard on Marleau because he knows how good he is.
It's totally understandable.
Anon 1.1 !!ZdKwrBP9Ab2
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>>19912105 Anyone have a cap of that, cause that shit was funny.
Los Angeles and Dallas are up by two goals in their games against Calgary and Edmonton respectively.
Sharks need the win, and badly, but they've put in work and they can do it. GO SHARKS GO
Hollywood Hulkitar [CHILLINGLY BASED] !!q+5gdjfhy9E
Hollywood Hulkitar [CHILLINGLY BASED] !!q+5gdjfhy9E Thu 29 Mar 2012 07:34:00 No. 19912206 Report Quoted By:
>>19912065 anteater was a known ducksfag
Anonymous
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stars pretty much won, so we need this
Anon 1.1 !!ZdKwrBP9Ab2
>>19912105 Anyone have a cap of that, cause that shit was funny.
Los Angeles and Dallas are up by two goals in their games against Calgary and Edmonton respectively.
Sharks need the win, and badly, but they've put in work and they can do it. GO SHARKS GO
Shots are 20, 18 in favor of San Jose. Sharks are 0/1 on the Powerplay, and the faceoffs are 17, 16 in favor of the Sharks. Burns leads all players in TOI with almost 17 minutes on ice so far.
Anonymous
Anon 1.1 !!ZdKwrBP9Ab2
>>19912283 Sorry.
Sharks looking to take that final bite and send the Ducks in Davy Jones Golf Course, a loss will eliminate the Ducks. But don't completely shoot these Ducks out, just yet. They are crazy, they've gone quackers, and want to plug up the bleeding in Orange County. These Sharks have some urgency and smell the blood in the water so far, chances chances chances for the rally Sharks. Lead by team leaders Couture, Marleau, Thornton and Clowe, who've had point streaks since February. Who will win, it will be decided in one period of hockey, at The Tank its 1-1
Anonymous
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>>19912357 Perhaps OT?
Nice puns.
Anonymous
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Dammit I choked a little.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>19912357 If the NHL on FOX still existed, you'd be writing their intros.
Anonymous
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I really hope this game goes to OT (or we just win out right). I dont care if Ducks get 2 points, as long as we get at least 1
Anonymous
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my twitter is telling me doug murray is hurt
Anonymous
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Kevin Kurz>Mac
Anonymous
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I'm expecting a big push by Wingels, Havlat and Mitchell
Anonymous
Anonymous
AustinCollie'sVisor !6Jwen.dQLg
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dat finnish wizardry
Hollywood Hulkitar [CHILLINGLY BASED] !!q+5gdjfhy9E
Hollywood Hulkitar [CHILLINGLY BASED] !!q+5gdjfhy9E Thu 29 Mar 2012 07:55:00 No. 19912596 Report Quoted By:
fuck yeah
Anon 1.1 !!ZdKwrBP9Ab2
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God damn, what a screen, I swear I wish the Sharks still had Selanne.>PA Announcers shouting for a Ducks goal
Anonymous
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haha ducks ahead now.
Anonymous
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Hurry up and retire you piece of shit
Anonymous
DANG
Anonymous
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>>19912610 >minimize Say something new
AustinCollie'sVisor !6Jwen.dQLg
Anon 1.1 !!ZdKwrBP9Ab2
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C'mon Sharks, Go Sharks Go.
Hollywood Hulkitar [CHILLINGLY BASED] !!q+5gdjfhy9E
Hollywood Hulkitar [CHILLINGLY BASED] !!q+5gdjfhy9E Thu 29 Mar 2012 07:59:00 No. 19912662 Report Quoted By:
>>19912610 sauce?
captcha: raperse him
Anon 1.1 !!ZdKwrBP9Ab2
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Man, Hiller. Be like Hitchcock and Vertigo(not really, you should stay healthy).
DubStepan !!deEnFanc863
Anonymous
>>19912696 Don't start with that Eastern vs Western bullshit. none of us ever shit up your threads with that garbage.
DubStepan !!deEnFanc863
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>>19912741 you have only yourself to blame
Anonymous
>>19912741 why would you even bother responding? you are doing exactly what he wants you to do
hionspo masses !DTKTyKOtmE
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Gerdemnit, lets go sharks
Anonymous
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SHORKS
Anon 1.1 !!ZdKwrBP9Ab2
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C'mon Sharks, you guys can score 6 minutes left, keep up this pace. You need it, you can do it, I fucking believe.
Anonymous
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>>19912792 You're right. I'll do him like Sierra Lamar's phone and bag and just toss his posts to the side of the road.
I just hate those fucking trolls so much.
Anonymous
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LET GO! WOOOOO! SHARKS!
Anon 1.1 !!ZdKwrBP9Ab2
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FUCK YEAH NEMO, GREAT SAVE, KEEP UP THAT WORK.
Anonymous
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holy fuck who commited that turnover? i was about to throw my TV out the window
Anonymous
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Fucking Hiller
Anonymous
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quack.........quack....quack..quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack,
Anon 1.1 !!ZdKwrBP9Ab2
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Get a stoppage from Hiller
Anonymous
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At least get a point for craps sake
Anon 1.1 !!ZdKwrBP9Ab2
FUCK
Anonymous
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>>19913057 THIS! OH GOD, FUCK!
AustinCollie'sVisor !6Jwen.dQLg
Anonymous
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FUCK EVERYTHING
Anonymous
AustinCollie'sVisor !6Jwen.dQLg
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lol wat
Anonymous
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>SHORKS SHORKING
Anon 1.1 !!ZdKwrBP9Ab2
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What, why?
Anonymous
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ANNOUNCER STATUS: RUSTLED
sage
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>dan boyle >own goal
the unicorn lord !4HLpXn8cJg
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that's not even in the net!
Jedi Mind Quick !!IBJnVuIRiXP
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PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LUUUUUUUUL FUCKING FAGGOTS
Hotlanta Predsfag !uKlk12/tYQ
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>Getzlaf
Anonymous
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LLOLOLOLOLOL >SHORKS
Anonymous
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>>19913082 If Getzlaf shaved his head he'd look 10 years longer. I know hes rich and alpha as fuck, but still.
Anonymous
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>SHORKS
Anon 1.1 !!ZdKwrBP9Ab2
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Shouldn't even count.
Anonymous
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I hope the fucking plane crashes and we get a new team
Hollywood Hulkitar [CHILLINGLY BASED] !!q+5gdjfhy9E
Hollywood Hulkitar [CHILLINGLY BASED] !!q+5gdjfhy9E Thu 29 Mar 2012 08:24:00 No. 19913165 Report Quoted By:
>sliding into your own net
Anonymous
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>SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >SHORKS >THE ANNOUNCERS >THE ANNOUNCERS >THE ANNOUNCERS >THE ANNOUNCERS >THE ANNOUNCERS >THE ANNOUNCERS >THE ANNOUNCERS >THE ANNOUNCERS >THE ANNOUNCERS
Anonymous
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AAHHHHH FUCK! It's fine when it's 5:30am and they win but a loss is just fucking shit!
Jedi Mind Quick !!IBJnVuIRiXP
Oh god these fucking announcers are so fucking mad jesus christ
Anonymous
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ha ha time for sharks
Anonymous
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Shorks Status: eternally rustled
mute !!RR4RD4H7RHo
like i said, kings are takin it sry
Anonymous
>>19913173 If this happend to the LA Kings, you would be just as rustled, so get the fuck out of here, dude.
Anonymous
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ffs who cares if its a goal or not we lost and both kings and stars won
Anonymous
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>Shorks >Joe Thornton >generational talent >0 Cups
Nightmare on Helm Street !ZvlAhr/ic6
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Holy fucking shit.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>refpuck >implying it matters
Anonymous
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Dan O'Halloran making bad calls against the sharks?
AustinCollie'sVisor !6Jwen.dQLg
Anonymous
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>THE ANNOUNCERS >THE ANNOUNCERS >THE ANNOUNCERS >THE ANNOUNCERS >THE ANNOUNCERS >THE ANNOUNCERS >THE ANNOUNCERS >THE ANNOUNCERS >THE ANNOUNCERS >THE ANNOUNCERS >THE ANNOUNCERS >THE ANNOUNCERS >THE ANNOUNCERS >THE ANNOUNCERS >THE ANNOUNCERS
Anon 1.1 !!ZdKwrBP9Ab2
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You know what, I'm cool, now its time to focus on Phoenix.
mute !!RR4RD4H7RHo
Anonymous
Real !!fTElAIt71Do
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>Shorks
DubStepan !!deEnFanc863
Anonymous
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>HAVE TO BEG FOR REFPUCK >STILL NO GOAL >ANNOUNCERS FUCKING FURIOUS
Anonymous
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GG Ducks. 5:30, time for bed.
Hollywood Hulkitar [CHILLINGLY BASED] !!q+5gdjfhy9E
Hollywood Hulkitar [CHILLINGLY BASED] !!q+5gdjfhy9E Thu 29 Mar 2012 08:28:00 No. 19913265 Report Quoted By:
106th game winning goal for teemu
Nightmare on Helm Street !ZvlAhr/ic6
>mfw Shorks announcers
Anonymous
Anonymous
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Thanks ducksbros. Kings needed this
Anonymous
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>SHORKS >SHORKS
Anonymous
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>Living in san fagsisco
Anon 1.1 !!ZdKwrBP9Ab2
Tough tough loss.
CHANGE ALL THE LINES EXCEPT THE WINNIK-MOORE-MITCHELL LINE.
FUCKING SHAKE THINGS UP, THIS TEAM HAS BECOME PREDICTABLE
Question(I came late to watch this game):
Did McLellan use the time out.
>>19913268 2 Points
Anonymous
THE SAN JOSE SHARKS
Jedi Mind Quick !!IBJnVuIRiXP
>>19913184 Mah nigga
>>19913186 Yeah you're right BUT TOO BAD IT DIDNT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOL FUCKING HOMOS DONT YOU KNOW I HATE THE SHARKS WITH EVERY FIBER OF MY BEING.DONT YOU KNOW THAT IF YOU GAVE ME A GUN AND TOLD ME TO SHOOT ONE PERSON ON THE PLANET WOULD KILL JOE FAGGOT THORNTON WITHOUT A SECOND THOUGHT.NIGGA YOU DIDNT KNOW? NOW YOU DO BRO. ALSO LOGAN COGAY IS A LITERAL HOMOSEXUAL. GAME 3 2011 NEVER FUCKING FORGET.
Hotlanta Predsfag !uKlk12/tYQ
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>>19913299 He used the timeout after the Sharks got called for icing. It was near the end.
mute !!RR4RD4H7RHo
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>>19913300 theyd prob still beat the A's
Anon 1.1 !!ZdKwrBP9Ab2
>>19913302 lel, you are fucking pathetic, at least I'm not a fucking cunt in Kings threads. For the most part, I stay fucking objective, you are a disgusting Kings fan.
>Cogay That isn't even fucking clever, Cuntture is way more witty.
Anonymous
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>shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks >shorks
Sharks4Cup !7uONgOFl4g
>Kings fags talking shit >can't even win the division after spending the most money in the offseason and picking up the most talented forward at the trade deadline
Jedi Mind Quick !!IBJnVuIRiXP
>>19913330 I'm not trying to be witty,I'm just trying to be an asshole.
>1.1 Joe Pavelski sucks this many cocks a day.
Anonymous
>>19913363 >Shorks >0 SCF appearences >about to miss the playoffs this year Anonymous
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>shorks >forever beta
Anon 1.1 !!ZdKwrBP9Ab2
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>>19913371 I hate to use this but.
>Dustin Brown >playing well outside a USA uniform pick 1
>>19913384 Haven't won a division since Gretzky
Sharks4Cup !7uONgOFl4g
Nightmare on Helm Street !ZvlAhr/ic6
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>>19913363 >Shorks >Trading Devin Setoguchi for a defenseman who's worse than Ian White. >Missing the playoffs. Anon 1.1 !!ZdKwrBP9Ab2
What does the Sharks have to do to win tomorrow against the Coyotes.
Anonymous
>>19913408 >never been to the Stanley Cup Finals >arguing that being a President's Trophy winner and losing in the first round makes you not a choker Anonymous
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>>19913408 I don't exactly have a horse in this race, but, y'know.
>Stanley Cup Finals appearances: 1. Anonymous
>>19913473 I think they have to score more goals than the other team
Sharks4Cup !7uONgOFl4g
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>>19913476 >Kings >only SCF appearance was handed to them because Kerry Fraser was sucking some Gretzky cock >got destroyed by the Habs anyways Anonymous
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Lol sharks fans rectal rage. Gonna be fun crushing your postseason dreams at the tank next week
Anon 1.1 !!ZdKwrBP9Ab2
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>>19913499 Pinch on a Wide rim will help them score fucking goals. Especially with Martin Havlat.
This team should run that 2-1-2
Hollywood Hulkitar [CHILLINGLY BASED] !!q+5gdjfhy9E
Hollywood Hulkitar [CHILLINGLY BASED] !!q+5gdjfhy9E Thu 29 Mar 2012 08:41:00 No. 19913556 Report Quoted By:
>>19913408 why did you leave the stat for stanley cup appearances off your little image there?
Anon 1.1 !!ZdKwrBP9Ab2
Sharks need to get to 95 points somehow.
Jedi Mind Quick !!IBJnVuIRiXP
pic related its sharks playing an SCF game>there is no picture because the sharks are choking scum
Anon 1.1 !!ZdKwrBP9Ab2
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>NBC Sports Network
Anonymous
>>19913580 94 would be good enough.
Anonymous
>>19913600 Very funny, if your team doesn't make the playoffs, get the fuck off /sp/.
Anonymous
mute !!RR4RD4H7RHo
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this thread is a volcano of mad
Anon 1.1 !!ZdKwrBP9Ab2
>>19913613 If they get to 95 points, they'd have a 95.5% chance of making the playoffs according to
SportsClubStats.com Jedi Mind Quick !!IBJnVuIRiXP
>>19913618 If the Kings don't make the playoffs I'll just post about my butthurt.
Anonymous
this will be the first time since 05/06 season that Sharks dont get 100 points or more
mute !!RR4RD4H7RHo
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>>19913657 looks like the wild fans have something the laugh about
and then later cry themselves to sleep.
Real !!fTElAIt71Do
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Wow the Shorks butthurt ITT is great.
Anonymous
>>19913656 >>19913600 Shut the fuck up,
>inb4 next offseason, you try to be cool in a thread and say "hurr hurr there is always next year", oh the Sharks drafted well You fucking autistic nigger, I'm not even a Sharks fan.
Anonymous
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>>19913655 95.5% is just as good as 0.01%. nothing is guaranteed unless its 100% or 0%. As long as theres a chance of happening I dont fucking relax.
Anon 1.1 !!ZdKwrBP9Ab2
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I have hardcore superstitions, and man, I'm doing everything tomorrow.
Jedi Mind Quick !!IBJnVuIRiXP
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>>19913692 >implying I will ever stop talking shit to sharks faggots lol nope. deal w/it. They could win 5 cups in a row and I'd still talk shit like they're the worst team in the league.
Sharks4Cup !7uONgOFl4g
the Sharks are fine, they can go .500 in their remaining games and still have a very good shot at making the playoffs.
mute !!RR4RD4H7RHo
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>>19913750 you're such a silly bitch
Anonymous
>>19913750 >go .500 >5 games left >5 is an odd number GET A LOAD OF THIS GUY
Anon 1.1 !!ZdKwrBP9Ab2
>>19913750 With 5 points out of ten points down the stretch, they'd only have a maximum 52.5%.
This should be crunch time for this team.
Anonymous
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>>19913750 AHAHAHA
THIS IS WHAT SHORKS FANS REALLY BELIEVE
Real !!fTElAIt71Do
>>19913750 Dallas will sweep the upcoming home and home in regulation. Stars will clinch a playoff spot while eliminating the Shorks.
Glorious.
Hotlanta Predsfag !uKlk12/tYQ
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>>19913785 I think he meant points percentage. 2-2-1 is 0.500
Sharks4Cup !7uONgOFl4g
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>>19913785 >5 games left >can win 0, 1, 2 / 3, 4, or 5 games >6 outcomes >6 is an even number >you Jedi Mind Quick !!IBJnVuIRiXP
>>19913794 >crunch time Also known as the spaghetti hour in San Jose.
Anonymous
>>19913802 And if Dallas loses, you'd react like you did during the World Series.
I hope you die, seriously, no other Dallas Stars fan or any one else, just you Real.
Anonymous
>>19913794 hey bitch nigga stop with the percentage bullcrap. even if its 1% thats still a chance, and if theres still a chance than thats just as good as 99%
Sharks4Cup !7uONgOFl4g
>>19913802 >Dallas >0-3 against the Sharks this year lel
Anonymous
Anon 1.1 !!ZdKwrBP9Ab2
>>19913831 How the fuck is it EVER going to be 1%, get educated, you asswipe
Real !!fTElAIt71Do
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>>19913826 WHY CAN'T I HOLD ALL THIS BUTTHURT?
Hollywood Hulkitar [CHILLINGLY BASED] !!q+5gdjfhy9E
Hollywood Hulkitar [CHILLINGLY BASED] !!q+5gdjfhy9E Thu 29 Mar 2012 08:55:00 No. 19913861 Report Quoted By:
hahahahaha
Anonymous
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>>19913840 They won the last time they played you
0-3 is the record the Shorks have in the playoffs against Dallas though
GO DUCKS GO
Real !!fTElAIt71Do
>>19913840 Dallas is 3-1 against them. How bandwagon of you to forget their most recent match up.
Please kill yourself.
mute !!RR4RD4H7RHo
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this is awesome
Real !!fTElAIt71Do
>>19913868 err Shorks are 3-1 against Dallas. It will end 3-3
Shorks miss the playoffs, all Shorks fans proclaim how big of Giants fans they are.
Hollywood Hulkitar [CHILLINGLY BASED] !!q+5gdjfhy9E
Hollywood Hulkitar [CHILLINGLY BASED] !!q+5gdjfhy9E Thu 29 Mar 2012 08:57:00 No. 19913893 Report Quoted By:
>>19913818 >Also known as the spaghetti hour in San Jose oh god my sides
Anonymous
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if the sharks don't make it, it won't be because of some bullshit, we will all truly know they were never good enough, which will be a load off my mind to be honest.I agree with Roenick for once on tonight. Patrick Marleau needed to do something and he didn't do shit. Him being my favorite player, I'm a little angry. I'm not worried, I'm not ashamed, I'm not doubtful. The Sharks can pull this off easy with what they have... but... only if they really really want it. And if they dont make it, they'll have never wanted it and it will be a load off my mind always wondering if.
Anonymous
Stars:
Anonymous
See Shorksfags? EVERYONE HATES YOU
Anonymous
>>19913851 >missing the point how dense are you? jesus fuck man the point is even if our 'chance of making playoffs percentage' is 95%, theres still a 5% chance we miss, and thats too much for me. if there is a chance no matter how small it is, it could happen.
Anonymous
>>19913887 >>19913868 3-0-1
There's a difference. Bandwagon piece of shit.
Anon 1.1 !!ZdKwrBP9Ab2
>>19913904 Fuck you, I like fucking being able to have more hope, you fucking bitch.
>>19913903 >See Shorksfags? EVERYONE IN THE PACIFIC DIVISION, THE RED WINGS AND WILD HATES YOU ftfy, you fucking piece of shit
Real !!fTElAIt71Do
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>>19913906 HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA
EVERYONE POINT AT HIM AND LAUGH
A LOSS IS STILL A LOSS BABBY SHORKS FAN
Anonymous
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>>19913903 who cares. we are here to root for the team, we aren't here to be liked. eat a dick
Anonymous
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>>19913900 Stars:
Blues
>L Canucks
>L Predators
>W Sharks (x2)
W2
Kings:
Sharks (x2)
>W1 L1 Wild
>W Oilers (x2)
>W1 L1 Sharks:
Dallas (x2)
>W2 Kings (x2)
>W1 L1 Coyotes
>L1 Coyotes:
Blues
>L1 Sharks
>W1 Ducks
>W1 Wild
>W1 Blue Jackets
Anonymous
>>19913935 That's a lot of hatred faggot, because you all are faggots and talk SO much shit for having ZERO cups
Jedi Mind Quick !!IBJnVuIRiXP
Sharks choke harder than sasha gray chokes on penis>comdy gald
Anon 1.1 !!ZdKwrBP9Ab2
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>>19913954 It is hatred because I have to talk to faggots like you.
Sharks4Cup !7uONgOFl4g
>>19913903 your hatred only makes my penis harder
Anonymous
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>>19913975 >guys get you hard typical shorks faggot
Anonymous
>>19913971 kings are only good because of quick
lel
>comody oguld Real !!fTElAIt71Do
>calling your stadium the Shork Tank
Anonymous
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>>19913954 But the Kings have 0 cups too
Anonymous
>>19913868 >lel, real talking about bandwagon Anonymous
So much mad in this thread, almost being eliminated doesn't feel so bad all of a sudden.
Anonymous
>>19913987 >having anything to do with dallas mute !!RR4RD4H7RHo
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>>19913900 >kings facing the oilers twice yeah, they're takin the division
Anon 1.1 !!ZdKwrBP9Ab2
>>19914006 All this mad was caused by JMQ.
Damn, I feel like a busta right now.
Real !!fTElAIt71Do
>>19914012 >>19914004 >Shorks fan waiting for Cup Jedi Mind Quick !!IBJnVuIRiXP
>>19914034 Sorry bro I was bored.
Anonymous
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>>19914034 You have to admit, at least the Pacific is exciting and full of energy at this point. Always is one of the closest races division-wise.
Anonymous
>>19914038 >having anything to do with dallas Anonymous
Do any other Sharks fans listen to the game on the radio? What the hell is the song they play at the beginning and end of the post-game show? It's driving me fucking mad
Anonymous
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>>19913750 Depends on LA. It's very likely that those final two games determine who makes the playoffs and who doesn't.
Anonymous
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>>19914069 Dude, calm the fuck down, your team didn't even lose tonight
Anonymous
Sharks4Cup !7uONgOFl4g
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>>19914062 their only redeeming factor is they prevented LeBeta from getting a ring
mute !!RR4RD4H7RHo
>>19914040 now you just sound canadian
Anon 1.1 !!ZdKwrBP9Ab2
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>>19914069 Oh my god, fucking excessive.
Real !!fTElAIt71Do
Anonymous
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>>19914069 >mfw Real leaves the thread because of that post. He didn't even reply to you the first time you threatened him.
Jedi Mind Quick !!IBJnVuIRiXP
>>19914069 Thread of the year
>>19914112 I live in michigan now. Basically Canada
Sharks4Cup !7uONgOFl4g
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>>19914069 >you are this mad.jpg Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>19913986 Um... Duh?
>implying that's a bad thing. Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
wow finally a season i get to see what my sharks are really made of. I can't wait for it to come down to the last game of the season, i've been waiting for this day for along time. it's always been too easy and the sharks are never tested. they go strong and then pitter patter out. now they have a chance to prove something. i'm glad this pacific division exists. I've read some of the earlier shit posts and I'm really disappointed. I know LA fans and Dallas and Phoenix fans are appreciative of this close race. to the real bros, brofist, shitposters and haters of hockey get teh fuck out. let the best man win, it's all gonna come down to this week and half.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>19914195 >yfw he's serious and Real dies OH GOD LET THIS HAPPEN.
Jedi Mind Quick !!IBJnVuIRiXP
Quoted By:
>>19914195 >I will also cum in your asshole Anon 1.1 !!ZdKwrBP9Ab2
>>19914195 This is serious?
Fuck, archive this thread.
Anonymous
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>>19914203 finally a classy Sharksfag brofist
mute !!RR4RD4H7RHo
>>19914139 >michigan >canada ontario isnt even canada
lol i trol u !!8m+H51rfpNO
hey guys what's going on in this thread?
lel i trol u !BtLfVS4pD6
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FUCK DA POLICE
Anonymous
mute !!RR4RD4H7RHo
Quoted By:
>>19914232 >implying i'm not going to mark it for permanent archival >shorks Real !!fTElAIt71Do
>>19914195 I live on 12345 Inwood Rd.
put your money where your mouth is bitch
Jedi Mind Quick !!IBJnVuIRiXP
>>19914242 It's cold and there are a lot of white people. Sounds like Canada to me.
Anonymous
>>19914244 Ready for Friday?
Anonymous
lol i trol u !!8m+H51rfpNO
>this thread
Anon 1.1 !!ZdKwrBP9Ab2
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>>19914284 Read the whole thread, more twist then an M. Night movie.
Its a Duck fag threatening him.
God, I need some popcorn for this shit.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
Real just gained a little bit of respect for this Dallas areafag
Hollywood Hulkitar [CHILLINGLY BASED] !!q+5gdjfhy9E
Hollywood Hulkitar [CHILLINGLY BASED] !!q+5gdjfhy9E Thu 29 Mar 2012 09:16:00 No. 19914304 Report lel i trol u !BtLfVS4pD6
>>19914244 lel
>>19914264 >implying michigan isn't full of black people Yoshika !!VVaKL80Lb8t
Have fun fighting for our crumbs down there.
Real !!fTElAIt71Do
>>19914283 I'll be waiting motherfucker. Go to the front desk and ask for Real, they'll send you to me.
Be ready. I will fuck you up.
Anonymous
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>>19914314 fucking anime faggot
Anonymous
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>>19914304 there's just 2 people posting over and over troll shit posts . don't worry chillingly based, their is in actuality no negativity in the air. I 'm a bay areafag, i'm aware of your presence, you are a bro even though you are my mortal enemy
Anonymous
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>>19914305 Detroit is full of black people
The rest of Michigan has no black people
lol i trol u !!8m+H51rfpNO
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>>19914269 Indeed I am, my good sir!
Kippers !!DixbxHHKXUr
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>>19914269 Fuck yes I'm ready.
>mfw this thread Fuck, I'm gonna have to read the whole thing. Archive this shit, I'm laughing my ass off.
Jedi Mind Quick !!IBJnVuIRiXP
Anonymous
lel i trol u !BtLfVS4pD6
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>>19914355 why don't you suck some dick faget
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>19914364 Grand Rapids is different than the rest of Michigan. My grandma lives there and she's racist as fuck and there's like no black people.
Real !!fTElAIt71Do
>>19914355 >knife hahaha yeah we'll see whose laughing once you're looking down the barrel of my 12 gauge. prepare your anus bitchboy.
lol i trol u !!8m+H51rfpNO
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>>19914374 >anger on the internet Anonymous
Kippers !!DixbxHHKXUr
Anonymous
lel i trol u !BtLfVS4pD6
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>>19914385 just put the cock in your mouth
everything will make sense
Anonymous
Jedi Mind Quick !!IBJnVuIRiXP
Quoted By:
>>19914384 Yeah I know,this place fucking sucks.
Also Real you can't let this nigga talk to you like that bro you need catch his head up.
lol i trol u !!8m+H51rfpNO
Real will die !SDNWRqxBbY
Whats your email, boy. I bet you smell nice, too bad, I will fucking rip your colon out of your body.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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the level of mad in this thread is absurd. so much mad should be illegal.
Anonymous
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>>19914465 >Canucksfag talking about Stanley Cups LOL
Sharks4Cup !7uONgOFl4g
lol i trol u !!8m+H51rfpNO
>mfw Real and Real must die are clearly the same gentleman, but it's still hilarious
Anonymous
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someone, quick, alert the other threads as to whats happening here.
Anonymous
Hollywood Hulkitar [CHILLINGLY BASED] !!q+5gdjfhy9E
Hollywood Hulkitar [CHILLINGLY BASED] !!q+5gdjfhy9E Thu 29 Mar 2012 09:27:00 No. 19914509 Report >>19914470 >I bet you smell nice Kippers !!DixbxHHKXUr
>mfw Real & Real are the one and the same person
Real must die !SDNWRqxBbY
Well, I guess the babby chicken'd out.
Sharks4Cup !7uONgOFl4g
Real must die !SDNWRqxBbY
Well, I guess the babby chicken'd out and left.
Jedi Mind Quick !!IBJnVuIRiXP
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>>19914509 Boypussy gonna boy
Anonymous
Sharks4Cup !7uONgOFl4g
>>19914534 you can say he's "Real" mad
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>19914355 DO YOU THINK THIS A MOTHERFUCKING GAME?!
lol i trol u !!8m+H51rfpNO
>>19914520 >number of shorks SCF appearances since 1991: 0 >number of Nucks SCF appearances since 1991: 2 >shorks have never, in their entire history, won more than 2 playoff series Anonymous
Anonymous
>>19914563 >choking in Game 7 of the SCF by the Sharks: 0 >choking in Game 7 of the SCF by the Cantpucks: 2 Kippers !!DixbxHHKXUr
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>>19914529 Naw, dude, you need to pull our Real's intestines from his anus with your penis.
Real !!fTElAIt71Do
>>19914498 >>19914516 Not the same person. I can promise you that.
I just hope I don't get some random dude at my doorstep this weekend.
Anon 1.1 !!ZdKwrBP9Ab2
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I'm assuming this isn't even Real anymore.
Hollywood Hulkitar [CHILLINGLY BASED] !!q+5gdjfhy9E
Hollywood Hulkitar [CHILLINGLY BASED] !!q+5gdjfhy9E Thu 29 Mar 2012 09:32:00 No. 19914588 Report Quoted By:
>Real's status
Anonymous
>>19914563 What are the San Jose Sharks?
Anonymous
lol i trol u !!8m+H51rfpNO
>>19914577 Indeed, your team would have to not be eliminated before the Finals, every single year, in order to qualify <3
Kippers !!DixbxHHKXUr
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>>19914581 You might wanna invest in an anti-rape condom just in case.
It might feel uncomfortable in your anus, but it's for the best.
Seems like that guy really wants your boypussy.
Anonymous
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lol at all these teams talking shit
Sharks4Cup !7uONgOFl4g
>>19914563 >Cantnucks >been around 21 years longer than the Sharks >only 3 SCF Finals appearances lel!
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>19914611 >Sharks dumbasses think the Canucks have only been in the SCF twice AHAHAHAHA
STAY BANDWAGON
Anonymous
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>>19914602 if my team hasn't won a cup since 1970 and my city focuses purely on hockey and in canada no doubt i'd probably feel teh worst out of anyone, there's no amount of shit you can talk about the sharks to make the canucks look better
Kippers !!DixbxHHKXUr
Anonymous
lol i trol u !!8m+H51rfpNO
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>>19914599 Correct!
>>19914611 >reading is hard lol I said "since 1991" since it'd only be fair to compare since San Jose started its tradition of hilarity, I assume for everyone in the San Francisco area who hates how Disney on Ice always has a happy ending <3
Kippers !!DixbxHHKXUr
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>>19914611 >deleting your post Real !!fTElAIt71Do
>mfw my killer left the thread
Anon 1.1 !!ZdKwrBP9Ab2
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>This whole thread
mute !!RR4RD4H7RHo
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>>19914654 you fucked with the wrong nigga
Anonymous
Kippers !!DixbxHHKXUr
>>19914654 SOMEBODY IN TEXAS FILM THIS
WORLD STAHHHHHH
WORD STAHHHHHHHHH
WSHH
Anonymous
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come on guys, we can't archive a thread every time the Sharks lose, then the archive would be full of nothing but that
mute !!RR4RD4H7RHo
>>19914671 >implying a video of 2 white kids slap slap slapping eachother is worthy of that site lol i trol u !!8m+H51rfpNO
>>19914611 >deleting your post AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
FAG STATUS:
[ ] NOT TOLD
[ ] TOLD
[ ] FUCKING TOLD
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[ ] TOLDENEYE 64
[ ] AVATOLD: THE LAST TOLDBENDER
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[ ] FRUIT TOLD-UP
[ ] TEXAS TOLD'EM POKER
[ ] BLACKBERRY TOLD
[ ] TOLD NAVY
[ ] ATELIER TOLDORI
[ ] STONE TOLD STEVE AUSTIN
[ ] TOLD MCDONALD HAD A FARM
[ ]
CASH4TOLD.COM [ ] TOLDERONE
[ ] PTERODACTOLD
[ ] CURE FOR THE COMMON TOLD
[ ] TOLDTINO'S PIZZA ROLLS
[ ] TOLDPLAY
[ ] TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TOLDLES
[ ] BATTLETOLDS
[ ] AUSTIN POWERS TOLDMEMBER
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[ ] STAR WARS THE TOLD REPUBLIC
[ ] NO COUNTRY FOR TOLD MEN
[X] ALL OF THE ABOVE
mute !!RR4RD4H7RHo
>>19914690 >[ ] NOT TOLD being in all of the above Hollywood Hulkitar [CHILLINGLY BASED] !!q+5gdjfhy9E
Hollywood Hulkitar [CHILLINGLY BASED] !!q+5gdjfhy9E Thu 29 Mar 2012 09:41:00 No. 19914699 Report Quoted By:
Anonymous
>>19914636 of course it is.
mute runs that place if you were not aware
Kippers !!DixbxHHKXUr
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>>19914681 Maybe not, but judging from his posts, "Real's killer" will be 'rhythmically slapping' "Real" instead of just 'slapping' him.
mute !!RR4RD4H7RHo
Anon 1.1 !!ZdKwrBP9Ab2
>>19914690 The Good, The Bad and The Told should've been there, also, he just deleted his double post, I don't see the big deal.
lol i trol u !!8m+H51rfpNO
>>19914697 HIS STATE OF TOLDNESS BENDS THE LAWS OF PHYSICS, CREATING A SCHRODINGERS-CAT QUANTUM STATE OF BOTH TOLD AND NOT-TOLDNESS
(until someone observes and the waveform collapses)
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>19914718 whatever your official position of authority is... assistant thread archiving patrol or something.
Anonymous
lol i trol u !!8m+H51rfpNO
Quoted By:
>>19914725 No, he made a hilariously wrong claim, anal hiroshima'd himself, and deleted his post hoping nobody'd notice.
Except we all did.
Anonymous
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>Shorks >Winning
Sharks4Cup !7uONgOFl4g
2 or 3 apperances, what does it matter? they still havent won, lol
Anonymous
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>moved to permanent archival
lol i trol u !!8m+H51rfpNO
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>>19914758 >2 or 3 appearances, what does it matter XD >shorks have never made a single appearance >can't even make the playoffs this year >shorks4cup Anonymous
>>19914758 That's because everybody in San Jose already knows the Shorks will lose.
Anonymous
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mute: please tell me this thread will indeed remain permanently archived.
Hollywood Hulkitar [CHILLINGLY BASED] !!q+5gdjfhy9E
Hollywood Hulkitar [CHILLINGLY BASED] !!q+5gdjfhy9E Thu 29 Mar 2012 09:48:00 No. 19914791 Report Quoted By:
Sharks4Cup !7uONgOFl4g
>>19914777 on the flipside, would the Vaugncouver police be taking preventative actions now if they knew they were gonna win? :)
Anonymous
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wats going on in this thread
Anonymous
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>>19914797 >Implying the same thing didn't happen when Canada when gold >Implying they're not preparing for both situations Anonymous
Anonymous
Ok so is real going to have his brains splattered?
Anonymous
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>>19914842 the killer gave out his email
lol i trol u !!8m+H51rfpNO
>>19914797 >not having a victory riot Of course, for that, you'd need, you know, a victory
Now the problem is, my angry friend, that this troll works when it's coming from a team who has beaten the Canucks and gone on to win the Cup. Then it makes sense.
Hearing it from a team that has never even been to the Finals, let alone won a Cup, that's just hilarious. It's like some rotten-toothed homeless guy trying to make fun of your condo because it's not a mansion.
>sharks >9th place tomorrow Anonymous
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>>19914758 Yes but Sharks fans do beat up teenage girls who have just had brain surgery
Anonymous
Anonymous
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real will die, are you gonna be a new tripfag? i say you are a welcome addition
Dinglefritz !!tIDvr4zq+/X
>>19914797 our cops kill poles, beat up homeless guys, and ignore everything else.
I don't think anything they do is a reflection of the city
Sharks4Cup !7uONgOFl4g
>>19914848 in the end your only crutch is that youve 'almost' won the Cup
cool story, friend ^^
lol i trol u !!8m+H51rfpNO
>>19914887 >admits that the shorks don't even have a crutch to stand on HAHAHAHAHAHA
Anonymous
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>Shorks >Winning the cup
Anonymous
Sharks4Cup !7uONgOFl4g
hey! the Sedins have won an 'almost cup', i guess that means theyre better than Joe Thornton! lel!
Anonymous
>>19914897 dude your trolling is shit, get a different name. canadians are bad at this
lol i trol u !!8m+H51rfpNO
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>>19914910 >facts >trolling Confirmed for serious anger
Anon 1.1 !!ZdKwrBP9Ab2
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>>19914908 Dude, you are digging your self in a hole.
This shit was funny
Anonymous
>>19914908 >Generational Talent They are, both together and apart.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
Joe Thornton confirmed for classless choker.
lol i trol u !!8m+H51rfpNO
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>>19914908 >thornton inb4 darthfranzen.gif
Jedi Mind Quick !!IBJnVuIRiXP
>>19914887 In the end the sharks wear teal. TEAL.
Anon 1.1 !!ZdKwrBP9Ab2
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>all dem removed comments
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>19914930 >Silver and Black Attacl Anonymous
Sharks4Cup !7uONgOFl4g
>>19914923 >Joe Thorton >Missing hey look! JMQ is back! how 'missing' was Joe Thornton in last year's series? specifically game 6?
lol i trol u !!8m+H51rfpNO
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>>19914930 >the Stanley Cup Finals don't know that teal Anon 1.1 !!ZdKwrBP9Ab2
>>19914940 Real got threatened seriously, then the guy became hella gay about it. Real took it seriously and left, then the gay killer's posts got removed or he deleted them. I can't keep up in this gay soap opera
Anonymous
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Please tell me someone has screencaps of all the threats.
lol i trol u !!8m+H51rfpNO
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>>19914940 Almost unbelievable amounts of anger and rage from shorksfags as they hear nail after nail going into the Official Shorks Playoff Hope 2012 Coffin
>mfw tomorrow's game againt Phoenix knocks them down to 9th Anonymous
>>19914945 How was barely managing to not choke against the Red Wings? and then getting your shit pushed in by the Cantpucks?
Sharks4Cup !7uONgOFl4g
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>>19914950 with all of the posts being removed simultaneously, I'd say they were removed by a mod/janitor or he got banned
Anonymous
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>this whole fucking thread
Anonymous
>>19914945 >Implying I'm from the West coast. Stay mad butthurt shorks fan.
lol i trol u !!8m+H51rfpNO
>>19914971 >diving and fluking past the Wings, robbing the world of a Canucks-Wings WCF that would've been a legendary series ftfy
Hollywood Hulkitar [CHILLINGLY BASED] !!q+5gdjfhy9E
Hollywood Hulkitar [CHILLINGLY BASED] !!q+5gdjfhy9E Thu 29 Mar 2012 10:05:00 No. 19914996 Report Quoted By:
>>19914882 >killing poles more like killer poles
Anonymous
>>19914989 You still are a Kings fan, nonetheless, you retarded.
>implying geography. Anonymous
I have a whole pdf cap of the entire thing.
Anonymous
>>19915004 >mfw Real Will Die just got all his comments deleted and he's probably not even banned lel, he needs a timeout
Anonymous
>>19915002 >Nope Actually, Kings are my 2nd favorite team, unfortunately for me, I don't get to see many of their games.
Sharks4Cup !7uONgOFl4g
>>19914991 >Canucks fan accusing the Sharks of diving DOH HO HO
Anonymous
>>19915004 the thread is archived....permanently
Anonymous
>>19915010 He deleted them himself because he got scared.
I guess you could say.....
.
....
Things just got......
......Real
...
...
>YEEEEEEAAAH Anonymous
>>19915016 >Jedi Mind Quick >Quick Its a neologism on Jedi Mind Tricks and Jonathan Quick
>Second favorite to the Kings GET OUT JMQ
Anonymous
>>19915025 The good stuff got deleted in the archive too.
Real Will Die !SDNWRqxBbY
>>19915031 You think I'm scared
Anonymous
>>19915019 >Implying this is about the Cantpucks Every team dives. But you Shorks got your shit pushed in.
Anonymous
lol i trol u !!8m+H51rfpNO
>>19915019 >shorks fan >doesn't know what diving is >anger OH LAWD
Well, in the strictest sense, of course, it can mean to plunge, fall, or dive through the air or water, like how San Jose is doing in the standings right now
>tomorrow you're out of the 8th spot >how does that make you feel Anonymous
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>>19915034 well shit
>>19915036 pic related
Dinglefritz !!tIDvr4zq+/X
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>>19915039 shorks fans are just looking for an outlet to vent their frustration
really, we're doing them a service by providing a target
Jedi Mind Quick !!IBJnVuIRiXP
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>>19915032 The fuck are you talking about
Anonymous
Sharks4Cup !7uONgOFl4g
>>19915048 >11th place last week >8th now >lol falling! just stop, you're only making yourself look rediculous
lol i trol u !!8m+H51rfpNO
>>19915039 >shorksfags desperate to talk about anything but hockey Why would they want to talk about their own team? They just got trounced by Anaheim, continuing a humiliating implosion that means they likely won't even make the playoffs this year.
Although it is hilarious to see a team that has no cups, no finals appearances, and no history trying to make fun of a Cup contender.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
lol i trol u !!8m+H51rfpNO
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>>19915071 >tomorrow 9th place >math is hard lol Sharks4Cup !7uONgOFl4g
>>19915072 hey, you brought up the diving part, bucko, not me.
Anonymous
lol i trol u !!8m+H51rfpNO
Anon 1.1 !!ZdKwrBP9Ab2
>>19915111 >mfw I say boyo sometimes, and I get them stares. Anonymous
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>Shorks >Ever winning anything of relevance
Anonymous
Anon 1.1 !!ZdKwrBP9Ab2
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Can this be /hoc/ general, cause we should keep this shit going.
Dinglefritz !!tIDvr4zq+/X
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>>19915113 oh don't be like that, the poor dear's gone through a lot.
he's probably a little bit frustrated.
Anonymous
When keeping it Real goes wrong.
lol i trol u !!8m+H51rfpNO
Anon 1.1 !!ZdKwrBP9Ab2
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>>19915124 I lived in Islington for a year, and that shit grew on me.
lol i trol u !!8m+H51rfpNO
Essential Sharks team equipment for April
Anon 1.1 !!ZdKwrBP9Ab2
Anonymous
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>How shork fans will feel when they finish outside the top 8
Anon 1.1 !!ZdKwrBP9Ab2
>>19915159 >>19915144 Every team have Golf clothes.
lol i trol u !!8m+H51rfpNO
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>>19915172 But in the case of the shorks it seems so apropos
>shorks playoff strategy: get handicap below 10 Anonymous
Quoted By:
IS REAL DEAD YET?
Dinglefritz !!tIDvr4zq+/X
lol i trol u !!8m+H51rfpNO
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Well, it looks like the shorksfags have thrown their keyboards across the room and are now sulking into their Corona Lights. >shorks
Anonymous
Sharks4Cup !7uONgOFl4g
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>tfw lolitrolu's lame trolling attempt degenerates from actual hockey talk to lolgolf on that note its time to go to sleep, its been fun
but before I head out, I''ll leave you with this plug:
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Link:
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Anonymous
Quoted By:
bump for real getting told
SouthDakotan !!o1lpCoutiyZ
Tomorrow's San Jose vs. Phoenix game is going to be pretty batshit crazy, I imagine
Dinglefritz !!tIDvr4zq+/X
>>19915738 should be
I wasn't going to bother, but I think I'll be here just for the spectacle
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>19915081 Did that faggot delete all those posts or did mod do it?
Anonymous
Dinglefritz !!tIDvr4zq+/X
>>19915815 it was probably him. but
>>19915081 didn't download it personally, but I assume it's not just a trojan
Anonymous
>>19915850 It's just a pdf
>you >paranoid Anonymous
Anonymous
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Is Real dead yet?
Anonymous
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>this thread >getting trolled by Real
Anonymous
Quoted By:
just woke up and realized this thread is still here
Anonymous
Anonymous
Real !!fTElAIt71Do
Still here guys. Killer must have chickened out.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Dinglefritz !!tIDvr4zq+/X
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>>19915866 believe it or not, I wasn't being serious
Anonymous
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Your killer is landing at DFW right now.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
one of the best /hoc/ threads this board has ever seen
Anonymous
Quoted By:
Here is the thread before the posts went away
I put it on scribd due to paranoid fuckers thinking every download link is a virus
http://www.scribd.com/doc/87242897/Shorks-Thread Anonymous
Quoted By:
12345 Inwood Rd, Dallas, TX 75244
Anonymous
What the ass did I miss and why is this thread still active?
Anonymous
>>19923104 Pretty much just waiting for our killer here to upload video of him raping Real's asshole with a knife.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>19923159 The posts got deleted but the maddest shorks fan ever is on his way to Dallas to murder Real.
Anonymous
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>>19923183 Eh, nothing of value would be lost
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>19923183 nah he was a Ducks fan.
Anonymous
>>19923621 It doesn't matter what he was.
Real is gonna die.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Sharks4Cup !7uONgOFl4g
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>/sp/, serious fucking business
Anonymous
It's been about 7 hours since Real last posted.
Anonymous
>>19914848 >victory riot >impying earing down your shithole of a city is something to be proud of Sharks4Cup !7uONgOFl4g
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>>19924050 >responding to a troll post 20 hours later shiggy diggy, etc.
DubStepan !!deEnFanc863
why the fuck did i leave this thread last night
Anonymous
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>>19924158 Probably because you value your life.
Real died so we could all live.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>mfw this is still up
Anonymous
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Posting in an eternal thread
Real !!fTElAIt71Do
>mfw this thread is still here
DubStepan !!deEnFanc863
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>based /hoc/ thread
Hollywood Hulkitar [CHILLINGLY BASED] !!q+5gdjfhy9E
Hollywood Hulkitar [CHILLINGLY BASED] !!q+5gdjfhy9E Fri 30 Mar 2012 03:11:00 No. 19927166 Report Quoted By:
Sharks4Cup !7uONgOFl4g
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>19926869 How are you not dead by now?
Anonymous
cant wait for 'real will die' to show up to tomorrows stars thread
Anonymous
Anonymous
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bump for Shorks game thread
Anonymous
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I am in support of this notion to murder Real
Anonymous
why is this thread still alive?
Anonymous
OH SHIT THIS STILL HERE!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
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First TDK now Real!!!!!
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>Shorks >about to get blown the fuck out in Arizona
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Magic's Johnson [Bob Sage It] !!ntyQNA7sf8L Fri 30 Mar 2012 05:54:00 No. 19930463 Report Quoted By:
that's what you get for not putting the DUCKS in the OP pic
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3/28/12
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YOTES GONNA YO
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>>19930631 already archived umad?
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Hollywood Hulkitar [CHILLINGLY BASED] !!q+5gdjfhy9E Fri 30 Mar 2012 06:06:00 No. 19930755 Report new thread?
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Holy shit I am excited for this game.
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>>19930755 Make one for the sparkledogs game
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Oh god, i tuned into pregame just in time to hear the sharks analysts sucking quick's dick
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REAL
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Hollywood Hulkitar [CHILLINGLY BASED] !!q+5gdjfhy9E Fri 30 Mar 2012 06:24:00 No. 19931105 Report >>19930882 >mfw he used words like elite and playoff lock Anonymous
