pussy mode: post any player getting compound fracture in their leg
medium mode: post something that looks gruesome
hard mode: post a player that is mysteriously injured or looks fine on the outside, but is seriously injured
malarchuk mode: HOLY SHIT DID THAT GUY LIVE?!?!?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plvKlnguJVE
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>>20262924 heart attacks from being out of shape don't count, thousands of obese americans have those every day
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# men on this planet who view soccer as masculine >>>> # men on this planet who view all american sports combined as masculine Its cold hard fact, one you must live with.
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>>20263047 >masculine >"the beautiful game" you can only have it one way, buddy
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Nothing beats Racing Injuries. >Phillips was in 10th place when he was hit by the car of Steven Howard, who steered high to avoid a two-car spinout. Howard's car forced Phillips' car onto its right side, then smashed it roof-first into the retaining wall. Until 1996, NASCAR cars were not yet required to be equipped with the "Earnhardt bar", a roof-support bar running down the middle of the windshield, designed to prevent fatal roof collapse in roof-first accidents. [1] Resultantly, the existing roll bars failed to protect the roof; both the roll bars and the roof itself were sheared completely off the car, exposing the interior of the driver compartment and grinding it against the wall and fence. When the vehicle came back down onto the track on its wheels, there was a massive "gaping hole" where the top of the car was supposed to be. >Phillips, whose upper body was ground against the track's steel catch fence and a caution light fixture at high speed, was both partially dismembered and decapitated, in what a photographer on-scene described as "as gruesome a wreck as I can ever recall".[2] In video of the accident, the first rescuer on scene could be seen running to the car, then immediately turning away from the wreck after seeing Phillips' body and realizing the hopelessness of any attempt at resuscitation. The track was littered with car debris, blood, and numerous pieces of Phillips' body, necessitating a complete and lengthy race stoppage (red flag) while track officials wearing surgical gloves placed white sheets over various body parts in the vicinity of the crash. The driver's head (still wearing his helmet) was found at the entrance of the pit road, and one of his hands was found suspended in the retaining fence.
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>>20262848 >>20262848 Malarchuk also got shot in the face a couple years ago and lived (likely a failed suicide attempt)
The guy is fucking immortal
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>>20263366 i hear he owns an emu farm nowadays
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>>20263314 also the driver of the car that hits him dies when THE FUCKING FIRE EXTINGUISHER KNOCKS HIS HEAD OFF
you cant see that though
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Pretty obligatory for football. While I was watching this game, I was seriously worried I had just watched one of my favorite players die.
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>malarchuk mode: HOLY SHIT DID THAT GUY PLAY IN A GAME A WEEK LATER?!?!?
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>>20263314 >saying "um" with that many m's >in fact saying "um" at all You are beta as all fuck.
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>>20263445 I literally just opened this thread to mention that one.
Didn't he recover or something? I heard he'll be able to walk after that.
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How about Chris Simms playing the 4th quarter (against the Panthers I think?) with a ruptured spleen back in 2006?
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>>20263445 >mfw watching that gif load frame by frame and his back just keeps bending Anonymous
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>4 major sports >4 >implying
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>>20263421 Yes, I believe those are his intestines you can see.
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>be about 8 years old >get up to watch sports tonight at 5 am >get up a bit earlier >see some car race >tyre flies off of car >smashes into some guy standing behind the waist high barrier, most likely a marshall >he gets obliterated >didn't know what to think, whether it was real or not >top story on sports tonight was about this guy being obliterated by the tyre, not being allowed to show the replay of the impact on tv >mfw he got hit by the tyre
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>>20263539 >tyre >tyre >tyre Anonymous
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>>20263474 Someone said to Lovie something like "Knox isn't playing next year, right?" And Lovie said "Don't rule anything out."
He's walking, and he's rehabbing. Word is he has a chance to come back to the NFL. Maybe not this year, but maybe next year. Fucking shocking.
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Bledsoe lung puncture. This might qualify as hard mode: he got up and played for a while before everyone realized something was up
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>>20263561 that's how it is spelt here.
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>>20263561 i bet you try to make fun of people who spell shaq as shaw and kobe as kobr too
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>>20263580 >mfw Texas is still serious about not showing black people on TV Anonymous
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>>20263629 obligatory
just put this vid in a PPT presentation in PT school...about 1/4th the class turned away before I even pushed play
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>Not posting Gronk's broken neck http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUfYfKTQIEo He got up 5 seconds later, and spiked the ball into orbit.
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>>20263658 WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Weiss's Invisible C !58MRCnVU8E
Don't feel like looking it up, but do you guys forget Richard Zednik? Basically the same as Malarchuk.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7acc6qwcmQ I've probably seen this a thousand times...fucking child rapist.
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fuck this thread I'm out
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Let's get some Australian Rules in here
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KX2yxGK5ZZw Maximum NOPE occurs at 0:30.
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I can't fucking take this thread anymore
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>>20263712 he was on yasoslavl in 09-10, btw
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4xaWMKBlw4 3 people who were stuck at the bottom of this pile made it out alive.....
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>>20263770 And he's the one who had the small ice rink collapse on him. If God exists, he REALLY wants Zednik dead.
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>>20263775 how do you know that?
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>>20263775 The screams at the beginning are the worst thing ever. True terror...
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>>20263752 Ahhhh fuck I've seen this enough times. Terrible injury for a guy with plenty of talent.
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>>20263811 >>20263811 Actually scratch that, the guy that comes out on fire later was at the bottom of a pile
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>>20263775 >>20263775 Why the fuck are all those people laying down in the entrance blocking everyone still trapped inside
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>>20263671 darkies always tryin' to keep da white man out of nba
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>>20263893 You can't breathe smoke. It's literally so hot and suffocating you have no choice but to drop down
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>>20263775 >mfw one of the guys in the band that died had a kid on the way Anonymous
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>>20263893 not sure if troll or really fucking stupid
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>>20263766 The accents make it so much worse
Its like Australians should never be that disgusted
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>>20263893 >>20263916 maybe because HUNDREDS are pushing each other in a small space?
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>>20263916 >>20263916 Yeah, I've been in some fucking fires, including 3 of them while at sea in a submarine. I was advanced firefighting trained, and I cannot fathom why these people aren't getting the fuck out of the way when they're at the entrance, they're basically outside.
They're literally murdering everyone behind them because they want to lay down rather than moving 10 feet out of the way.
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those fucking retards at the station deserved to die. who the fuck thought playing pyrotechnics in a small nightclub was a good idea
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Xj46ypk67k here's a really bad one that will make you cringe. So many replays. Poor kid too. Some SECfags try to troll with this
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>>20263957 I have seen pic related happen IRL.
And when I first watched that game on TV, I wanted to spew.
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>Simms suffered a season-ending injury in Game 3 of the 2006 schedule. On Sunday, September 24, he was taken off the field after taking hard hits from the Carolina Panthers defense. Simms returned to the game and even led a successful scoring drive, but remained in physical distress and was taken to a nearby hospital after the game. Tests revealed a ruptured spleen, and Simms immediately underwent emergency surgery. In the aftermath, Simms said he lost five pints of blood before the operation and conceded that another 45 minutes without treatment could have been fatal. The injury was caused by an illegal hit from Al Wallace who was later fined by the NFL.[11] Simms has become a spokesman in the Tampa area for blood donations.
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>>20263968 >>20263979 how fucking stupid are you? People were trampled, there's a big difference
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anyone remember andrew bogut breaking his whole arm last year?
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This is how you should fucking tackle in a football game
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>>20264135 >this guy in charge of reading the thread before posting Anonymous
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>>20263775 >>20263920 >WHERE'S MY HUSBAND? >mfw the camera guy goes back to the front of the entrance and the screams Anonymous
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Too much posting and not enough commenting. I'll fix that.
>>20264061 That's gruesome but by OP's standard it's pussy mode
>>20264080 Also pussy mode
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I remember reading something on b/r about a soccer player who got his finger chopped off while celebrating, and finished the game (I think). It was rather recent. Anyone know about him?
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>>20263775 This is...beyond terrifying. I seen some shit but the helplessness in this is bothering me a lot.
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Nigga takes a fucking ladder straight to his fucking face! Go to :55 to see it
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Cp596LGfuI&feature=related inb4 sweaty man drama
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>>20264331 whoa, he leakin'
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>>20263653 >breaking character when the leg breaks >referee Anonymous
>>20263968 Confirmed for true retard. They were already down on the ground on the, AND THE PEOPLE WERE STACKED FIVE FEET FUCKING DEEP
The sad thing is, I think you're really this fucking stupid. You're not even trolling
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>>20263920 None of the band members died...they all escaped out of the back door.
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>>20263775 And this is just one of the reasons why modern fire codes are so strict
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>>20263968 >I've been in some fucking fires, including 3 of them while at sea in a submarine Yeah, in a submarine made of metal that's properly equipped with fire-extiniguishing equipment. Not an overcrowded bar made of wood with no sprinklers
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>>20263982 For what it's worth, the CB who landed on his leg's name is Dee Webb. He went on to play for the Jaguars for a few years and he got the coaches for the Jags to give Prothro a spot as an intern for the WR coaches.
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>>20264481 >Among those who perished in the fire were Great White's lead guitarist, Ty Longley, retard
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The secret of how asia censors against injuries
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8l6hiW9FL8 Also Miklos Feher, he died doing what he loved and had a smile untill the very end ;_:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8mzeRVuDBU SouthDakotan !!o1lpCoutiyZ
>>20264417 Not seeing it in the video, bra, calm your gay ass down.
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>>20264506 >implying it took more than 10 seconds for the entire compartment to be filled with black smoke in an area tighter than a house hallway with one exit that 70 people had to evacuate through Okay then
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>>20264481 Ty Longley dude
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>>20264531 >>20264582 Did you see the beginning where the flame at the front of the stage was already at the ceiling? Fire gets that high and you are fucked, period
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>>20264582 Yeah, it's real easy for you to say you'd survive from behind the comfort of your computer screen. Go ahead, call the victims stupid, disrespect human life some more. Everybody ITT thinks you're way better than them anyway
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looks like another tripfaggot to add to the filter he's also probably one of those who acts like he's better than everyone else on 4chan too
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>>20264678 >Go ahead, call the victims stupid, disrespect human life some more I dont think you know where you are son
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I think I saw this live, always makes me cringe.
http://youtu.be/dahv9rBiWAk Anonymous
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>>20264582 >implying you guys don't train this procedure Anonymous
>>20264582 You really are a fucking retard.
10 seconds WAS how long it took at that club. Asshole
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>>20264743 >based eduardo >ramsey fucking injuries and arsenal man ;_;
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>>20264723 LOL SO EDGY XD XD XD XD
Just like the comments on YouTube videos.
Take it to
>>>/b/ faggot,this is /sp/, we're bros here
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>>20264778 >>20264678 LAWLWAT
This is some weird trolling
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>>20264781 I honestly thought his football career was over. Glad to see him playing again.
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>>20264806 He was never the same when he returned from injury, which is why we sold him to Shaktar. Then he scored against us in the champions league and didnt celebrate, such a bro ;_;
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Buck Shelford NZ rugby player
>"Shelford made his Test debut for the All Blacks later that year against France in a 19–7 victory in Toulouse, and then was a notable victim of the infamous "Battle of Nantes" in the second Test. Roughly 20 minutes into the match, he was caught at the bottom of a rather aggressive ruck, and an errant French boot found its way into Shelford's groin, somehow ripping his scrotum and leaving one testicle hanging free." http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wayne_Shelford Anonymous
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>>20264743 That was a shocker. I remember seeing Cisse's first leg break live (on TV anyway)... the one from Jay McEveley's challenge.
Also, Protho's leg break was also horrible. Dude was gonna be a NFL player, too.
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>>20264847 yea, hard to come back from such a shitty injury. at least he's still playing and doing what he loves.
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>>20264798 >>20264798 >took 5.5 minutes for the whole club to be engulfed in flames yeah, no big deal
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>>20264798 >make a total ass of yourself >get called out on it >HURR DURRRR WEIRD TROLLING Jesus Christ. Fucking filtered. If you lost a family member in that fire, you wouldn't fucking be saying SHIT right now
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>>20264933 I bet you get all uptight about 9/11 jokes
Deal with it and move on mate
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>>20264933 Uh huh. At this point I literally have no idea what your point is other than you're assmad that I fought a fire once.
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>>20264915 You really have no idea what you're even responding to at this point, do you?
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>>20264054 lol
thanks for the comic relief, things were getting tense ITT
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhnRgszT7sA this was seriously fucked. could have honestly killed him, or at least paralyzed the guy.
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>>20264973 >assmad that I fought a fire once Pic related, it's you
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>>20264999 He said sports injuries
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>>20265002 Hundreds of people pushing towards one exit at the same time = people literally not being able to move an inch.
Why do you think they specified to stay calm and walk in a single file line in your fire safety drills at your elementary school?
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>>20265137 Yes, exactly, which is why I'm appalled by what I'm seeing because all the people laying down in the doorway are signing the death sentence of every single person behind them.
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>>20265177 You're writing this as if they did this on purpose or something
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SouthDakotan getting told hard ITT
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>>20265257 Not really. I said quite awhile ago I couldn't tell what was happening in the video other than a bunch of people laying down and killing everyone behind them.
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>>20265319 At least it was a fast death
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unusual_deaths This has some sports-related ones buried in there.
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>>20265423 >1923: Frank Hayes, a jockey at Belmont Park, New York, died of a heart attack during the course of his first race. His mount finished first with his body still attached to the saddle, and he was only discovered to be dead when the horse's owner went to congratulate him. Anonymous
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Farrell%27s_Ice_Cream_Parlour If air shows count as a sport, then I've got the ultimate NOPE one
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>>20265474 >On September 24, 1972 a privately owned F-86 Sabre jet piloted by Richard Bingham failed to take off while leaving the Golden West Sport Aviation Show in Sacramento, California. The jet went through a chain link fence at the end of the runway, across Freeport Boulevard, crushing a parked car and crashed into a local Farrell's Ice Cream Parlour. The ice cream parlour was occupied in part by the Sacramento 49ers "Little League" football team. Twenty-two people were killed, including twelve children and two people in the parked car. An eight-year-old survivor of the accident lost nine family members including both parents, two brothers, a sister, two grandparents and two cousins. A family of four was also killed in the accident and immediately after the crash an elderly couple trying to cross the street to the crash site were struck by a vehicle killing the wife. Anonymous
>>20265474 >The jet went through a chain link fence at the end of the runway, across Freeport Boulevard, crushing a parked car and crashed into a local Farrell's Ice Cream Parlour. The ice cream parlour was occupied in part by the Sacramento 49ers "Little League" football team. Twenty-two people were killed, including twelve children and two people in the parked car. An eight-year-old survivor of the accident lost nine family members including both parents, two brothers, a sister, two grandparents and two cousins. A family of four was also killed in the accident and immediately after the crash an elderly couple trying to cross the street to the crash site were struck by a vehicle killing the wife Anonymous
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>>20263775 >yfw you can picture the people trying to hide in the bathrooms and back offices but they still died Anonymous
>>20265554 >An eight-year-old survivor of the accident lost nine family members including both parents, two brothers, a sister, two grandparents and two cousins. Anonymous
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>>20263775 Holy fuck that water isn't doing shit.
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>>20265606 That's.....that's some strange "Punisher" shit right there
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>>20265597 One of the most disturbing parts is when you can hear the fire alarms stop working because they're burning up. Notice that's only at 2 minutes after the fire first ignites
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>>20265474 >Nearly ten years after the Sacramento tragedy, on April 9, 1982, a small private plane crashed in the parking lot of the Farrell's location in Torrance, California and burst into flames. The pilot and his two passengers were killed. Anonymous
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>>20265668 That's what always fucked me up seeing that. The alarms just STOP
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>>20265676 Farrell's Ice Cream Parlour confirmed for the Oklahoma State University of ice cream parlors.
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why would you want to look at pictures or watch videos of people being injured? this is fucking sick and you should all seek mental help
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>>20265732 Sometimes it's normal for a person to be in a morbid mood.
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>>20265732 Just be glad nobody's posting gore.
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>>20264234 >jap gives the finger to the guy whose arm he just broke Dude... what the fuck
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>>20265786 fucked up sure, but there's no video of it so it's a little different
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what the fuck does the band Great White have to do with /sp/
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>>20263775 I don't understand what I'm watching.
Was it a ton of people in a small ass building? Like, how did they all get stuck? did it collapse?
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>>20265511 Well looks like I'm never going to a airshow ever again,fuck that.
SteaknCheese !!7IRfc0zHrYr
>>20265423 I read this:
>1990: Bo Diaz, former baseball player for the Red Sox, Indians, Phillies, and Reds, was killed at his home in Caracas on September 23, 1990. A satellite dish that he was adjusting on the roof of his home fell on him and crushed his neck and head against the base of the dish. He was only 37 years old. and immediately thought of this
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>>20265917 >implying not being there will save you >>20265474 Anonymous
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>>20265786 >>20265872 >Someone opened the huge double freight doors in the north wall, normally used for scenery, allowing "a cyclonic blast" of cold air to rush into the building and create an enormous fireball.[20] As the vents above the stage were nailed or wired shut, the fireball instead traveled outwards, ducking under the stuck asbestos curtain and streaking toward the vents behind the dress circle and gallery 50 feet (15 m) away. The hot gases and flames passed over the heads of those in the orchestra seats and incinerated everything flammable in the gallery and dress circle levels, including patrons still in those areas. I-I can't sleep now
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>>20265885 The club was hosting a concert, it was 50-100 people over capacity. Fire breaks out from pyrotechnics, people naturally freak out and run as fast as they can which in effect makes people trample
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>>20265885 All the exits but the front were either locked or not assessable,Also the place was covered in cheap sound resistant foam and there was no sprinkler system.
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>>20265786 >Patrons who were able to escape via the emergency exits on the north side found themselves on the unfinished fire escapes. Many jumped or fell from the icy, narrow fire escapes; the bodies of the first jumpers broke the falls of those who followed them. Jesus fuck.
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>>20265786 >Corpses were piled ten bodies high around the doors and windows. Many patrons had clambered over piles of bodies only to succumb themselves to the flames, smoke, and gases Anonymous
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>>20265597 >yfw you see the 18 people in that room all piling up hopelessly as the flames draw nearer to them Anonymous
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>>20266203 >the cut to the bodies at 2:15 SouthDakotan !!o1lpCoutiyZ
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Sami Salo ruptured testicle google ruptured testicle. I dare you.
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>>20266203 >>20266203 >all dat wasted hot ass damn nigga at least cop a feel before you put them bitches on the bus
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>>20265786 >As a result of public outrage many were charged with crimes, including Mayor Carter Harrison, Jr.. Most charges were dismissed three years later, however, because of the delaying tactics of the owners' lawyers and their use of loopholes and inadequacies in the city's building and safety ordinances. The only person convicted was a tavern keeper charged with robbing the dead. Fucking Shitcago politicians.
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>>20266253 reminds me of the time I was in a wal-mart and the fire alarm went off. every fucking gorilla ran for the front of the store. My brother and I ran for the fire exit by the back. Luckily some little fag pulled it as a prank. massive butt hurt started though as everyone rushed the front and people got trampled. It's human nature, I know that, but some people don't give a fuck, so shit like that happens.
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>>20265511 my parents were going to go to that. my mom got sick so they ended up not going. makes me wonder what could have been
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>>20263445 I remember watching Red Zone, and saw this. I seriously thought he was paralyzed.
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