HOLY FUCK A FLY BALL IS COMING RIGHT AT YOU.
Anonymous
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Catch the ball.
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Give it to the little girl. Duh.
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Hit it back to the catcher with my rock hard cock that I popped from staring at the nine year old girl the whole game.
The Cigar Store Windian !LP2zUUmrI.
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Catch the ball. Give it to the little kid. You'll seem sweet to the girl (if you're interested in the 6/10) and it could serve as a way to strike up a conversation.
The MAD GASSER of MATTOON !RI5yv6QO3Y
Fuck the ball, catch the 9 year old, eat the 6/10 woman.
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Give it to the little girl.
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>Implying I'm interested in 6/10 hambeasts who wear jerseys in public
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Catch the ball, give it to the girl. Fuck with the 6/10
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catch it in your hat and give it to the kid
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>Not catching the ball, and trying to peg one of the players.
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>>20504772 Girls aren't real sports fans
COPS, followed !By.COPsfxo
catch it, put it in my pocket
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>>20504772 >implying its a fans job to breed filthy bandwagoners seriously I give away BP balls and free shirts I catch like anyone but what's the point? I can take it to work and put it on my desk where it will stay as a fun memory for years, or I can give it to a kid who is dumb like all kids, will only appreciate it for a few days, and will eventually lose it or get rid of it as he/she matures. If an adult wants to keep a ball he caught by all means do it.
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>>20504947 >putting an unsigned foul ball in a case At least I assume it's foul. OP said fly.
in any case, give it to your dog, it's worthless.
PhiladelphiaUNION !!e+TFsmlqKZ3
why the fuck would I go to a game by myself?
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>implying a 9 year old at a baseball game is watching the game.
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Pick up the girl and let her catch it herself.
COPS, followed !By.COPsfxo
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>>20504981 you won a ticket in some sweepstakes
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>>20504992 >2012 >grabbing another person's child the parent would flip a shit
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I catch the fucking ball. This is not a difficult decision.
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Not interested in a 6/10, little girls don't care about baseball
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>>20504992 if it was my kid i'd throw you off the green monster
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>>20504992 >inb4 she just gets a concussion and you get sued Anonymous
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catch the ball, find a little kid with an 8+/10 and give it to them, then hit on the 8+/10.
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Let it go. I broke my fucking hand the last foul ball that came at me. Seems easier when they show the highlights of the fans catching the ball
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i'd catch it in my beer then drink the beer
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dumping photos like these
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>Pick up the girl to let her catch it >Run away with the child and 6/10 to Mexico >Eat taco's whilst 3some with child and 6/10
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>>20505083 >>20505099 bats are another matter, man. that shit could kill you.
(No Longer) The Only Blues Tripfag on /sp/ !!Ws2e8U9vLsZ
(No Longer) The Only Blues Tripfag on /sp/ !!Ws2e8U9vLsZ Sat 21 Apr 2012 01:29:00 No. 20505147 Report >>20504701 >>20504701 Catch the ball, give it to the little girl. The 6 will think you're a sweet guy, and you can top it off by flirting it up with her and maybe exchanging numbers.
Too easy OP.
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>>20505094 feelsbadman.jpg
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>>20505099 Did he catch that?
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>>20505158 Yup, thats the picture of him throwing it back
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>>20504730 >>20504767 >>20505129 only correct answers in the thread
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Give the ball to the 6/10, hopefully it'll impress the little girl and I'll get her number.
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>>20505183 AHAHAHAHA
wow americans are assholes.
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Give it to the nine year old girl and ask if she has a younger brother
Golgotha the Dodgersfag !!EkuReinKFaG
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>>20505279 mel brooks is looking pretty bad these days
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>>20505276 Why the fuck does that retard still has hit mitt out
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>>20505265 I think you mean >bitches
FYI, the kids got signatures from the players as well as lots of free gear while that chick was boo'ed until they left, it wasn't far into the game
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>having to use some corny act of kindness in order to impress a girl who you probably wont get a number from >not catching the ball and holding in the air like a trophy whilst being put on the stadium tv
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>>20505242 Thank god that's at a Marlins home game, or someone could've been injured
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i throw it back if its from the opposing team or i keep it if its froms a cubs player
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>>20505332 >holding the ball up like a trophy >not making it obvious that you are 'missing' the catch and making it land in the little girls glove you get 5 seconds of glory for holding up the ball, she'll have a lifetime of memories of the time she caught a baseball at a professional game
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>>20505188 Mexicans in the top left seriously do not give a fuck
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The MAD GASSER of MATTOON !RI5yv6QO3Y
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>>20505366 taking this entirely too seriously.
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>>20505366 Little girls don't care about sports, 5 seconds of glory is better than a future whore who will forget about the ball in a day.
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>>20505379 whats with the tiny kickboxer?
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>>20505366 that little cunt would probably throw out of the car window on her way home cause dad wont stop at Mcdonalds for dinner
The fuck do I care if some spoiled brat has a memory of catching a baseball
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ok i dont watch baseball. How the fuck the bats end up flying into the stands ?
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>>20505416 Players lose grip of the bat sometimes when they swing.
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>>20505379 >bringing your autistic baby to sporting event Anonymous
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catch the ball then throw it as hard as i fucking can into the upper deck.
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>Time slows down >Life flashes before my eyes >'Whoa what the fuck when did I turn 43?' >The nine-year-old is my daughter >The 6/10 is my wife >They made us late to the game >They're nagging to leave because "wwwaaaaaaahhh it's the 14th inning!" >My $18 light beer isn't helping soothe my misery >Slowly stand up and allow ball to strike me in the head
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>>20505416 Player just loses grip at the end of their swing
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>>20505435 >sp trying to look cool at baseball games in front of girls.jpg Anonymous
>>20505440 >Nine year old girl >14th inning LETS GO PIRATES!
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>>20505099 >murrifats in charge of supporting their own national team Anonymous
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so i got some tickets behind homeplate and usually the only thing you need to worry about is flyballs that bounce off the back wall
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>>20505416 Also sometimes the bats break, as in
>>20505262 The MAD GASSER of MATTOON !RI5yv6QO3Y
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>>20505416 Or sometimes broken bats.
Imagine a flying, splintery death spear flying at you while you're just trying to hit on a 6/10 and drink your beer
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>>20505468 >>20505468 She's a 6/10 and a nine year old.
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>>20505403 Babies sometimes get flat spots on their heads from spending too much time laying in the same position.
If it happens you can take your baby to the doctor to get them fitted with a helmet that we reshape their skull.
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>>20505347 >throwing back foul balls Anonymous
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>>20505517 >letting some bitch working the corner throw your opening pitch Anonymous
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>>20505534 that's Mariah Carey
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>Not catching the ball and throwing the 9 year old girl onto the field
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>>20505537 I would punch the fuck out of that motherfucker if he just hit my $15 beer on me
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>>20504701 >HOLY FUCK A FLY BALL IS COMING RIGHT AT YOU. >HOLY FUCK A FLY BALL >FLY BALL >FLY >NOT FOUL Catch the ball while wondering why I'm the center fielder on a team with a nine year-old in left field and a 6/10 girl in right.
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if the bat ends up in the stands and doesn't break do you get to keep it?
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lol'd hard at these pics and gifs
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>>20505552 I didn't name the files, faggot
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>>20505395 >calling a 9 year old girl a 'whore' >implying she would be at the baseball game, with a glove, if she didn't care about sports my 5 year old niece watches every baseball and football game with me and my brother (his kid)
>>20505406 >he doesn't know any 9 year old girls you're thinking of a 3 year old, you know the girls you try to date
Bob Sage It !!ntyQNA7sf8L
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>>20505577 holy shit, you can see the ripple of the shock travel through her face
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>>20505554 Obviously a family/church softball game.
>not dropping it on purpose because a 8/10 preacher's daughter just hit it. Anonymous
>>20505583 Future whore, girls don't care about sports and aren't true fans.
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>>20505435 this is the epitome of /sp/
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>>20505577 >yankee fan trying to catch a ball with a camera hahaha
Bob Sage It !!ntyQNA7sf8L
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pic related>also, mfw when no ones said this yet
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>>20505440 >having a beer in the 14th inning you like drinking warm piss?
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>>20505613 >this thread I wish real baseball was as entertaining as these gifs
Millers High Life !isvOjIHEpo
>catch ball with bear hands >give it to little girl >my kindness gets 6/10's panties wet >proceed to get dick sucked in parking lot
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>>20505469 >posts a picture of a mexican >calls him american no, liberal scum, mexicans are not americans
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>>20505644 >getting your dicked sucked by the fat 6/10 and not the 9/10 little girl YGSIU
Bob Sage It !!ntyQNA7sf8L
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Catch it above my left to make it look like the 6/10 broad was saved by me, hand it to the little girl and hi-5 them both.
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>>20505183 Holy fuck, what a bitch
KING OF SEC !eYa1hq5pGY
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>barehand catch the ball >tell the girls I will cut the ball in half and give each of them 50% of the ball >if any of the girls starts crying and telling me they would rather see the other girl get the ball- than to see it destroyed; i will give it to that girl >if neither of them seem to care i will keep the ball for myself
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>catch the ball >whip it back at the opposing teams outfielder and try and hit his head >looks back at me swearing and security comes to get me >start a yankee chant as im leaving
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best thread on /sp/ right now
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>>20505537 >that bitch yelling "ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME" even though she's the least affected of the three of them Anonymous
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Don't catch the ball guys its a trap!
Bob Sage It !!ntyQNA7sf8L
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>>20505719 >that guy standing up in front of him who totally beefed the catch and slowly sits down without cheering hahahahahaha
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>>20505719 >you will never be this alpha Anonymous
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>>20505603 >future whore so, mommy cheated on daddy and then your girlfriend cheated on you...this is the only way I can see someone be this bitter to a 9 year old
KING OF SEC !eYa1hq5pGY
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>>20505740 The camera cut off right before her dad puked on her.
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>>20505598 I was ok until the close up on her throwing the pitch then I lost it..
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Bob Sage It !!ntyQNA7sf8L
Pirate Captain !EYRgmGD79E
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>>20505598 >all that plastic surgery Anonymous
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>>20505792 >thinks makeup is plastic surgery >confirmed for never having a girlfriend. Warden cell-BLOCK !3CR0hlhLTA
>>20505759 HEY I AM KENNY RAWGERS
>i miss MADTV Anonymous
>>20505654 >implying mexicans are that fat and pale Anonymous
>>20505837 Its still on i believe, but the writing and cast is terrible compared to the classics.
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>>20505840 one of my friends is mexican and hes the palest guy i know
Warden cell-BLOCK !3CR0hlhLTA
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>>20505844 what are you talking about it been off for a while now
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0112056/ Anonymous
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>>20505795 >it was in the lights and I lost track of it Sup Miles Austin
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>>20505840 >mexican's aren't fat all they do is drink beer and eat tortillas, all that carbs make you fat
and yes, they can be that pale, if they don't have aztec in them; they can even be redheaded
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goddamn, these .gifs are fucking perfect
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true story>go to >Jasy game with the company, about 20 people total >foul ball right towards us! WAT DO? >Get punked out by the lesbian sitting right in front of me snagging it just inches from it entering my glove.
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>>20505869 Lol, self-loathe much? Racism/hatred in general is a clear telltale sign of that!
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>>20505879 >being an adult >bringing a glove to a regular season game they are only acceptable at homerun contests
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>>20505897 >implying >racism how was I racist?
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>>20505879 >Bringing a glove to a baseball game Anonymous
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>>20505557 I don't think anybody answered this, but generally what the player will do is wait for you to offer the bat to them, and if you don't they'll trade you a new bat for the one that's already pine-tarred and ready to use. I'm not certain, but I don't think there's anything forcing you to give it back.
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>>20505913 saying negative things about non-whites, however factual, is racist
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puke on the little girl, effectively blinding her, and catch the broad in her whore mouth with an elbow, because fuck that bitch, i'm about to make bank off that ball.
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>>20505933 >negative never said anything negative, all I said is that carbs make you fat and mexican diet is high in carbs, especially mexicans living in america
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Throw it back & tell them to use the same fucking ball for the entire match or until 400 pitches have been thrown with the same ball.
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>>20505922 >>20505904 >not taking your glove to the game Anonymous
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The fuck is a woman doing in a game by herself?
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SoCal !W2zxDNmSTI
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Catch ball, give it to little girl, crack onto solid 7.
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>>20505537 Yeah, tubbie. Like you need another beer or two with that gut.
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>>20505973 Hey, if I'm sitting in foul ball territory I'd rather have my glove than risk getting cracked in the head by a liner.
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>>20506001 >not being able to just use your hat Anonymous
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>>20506001 >being a bitch and not catching it with your bare hand Anonymous
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I'd duck like a babby. That shit would hurt my hands.
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I need a new glove. Can you vouch for any brands, /sp/?
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>>20505954 >using tactics akin to those of an 8 year old >claiming to be an adult Pick /sp/
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i catch it and keep it for myself.
Bob Sage It !!ntyQNA7sf8L
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I would ask myself what I'm doing at a baseball game.
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>>20505468 what's the story behind this?
DeAndre !!D52Lo94CkGR
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>>20506440 It was a Braves - Pirates game from last year. It went on for 19 innings I think. That little girl was sitting right near a microphone and you could hear her scream "Let's. Go. Pi. Rates!" since inning 1. Her dad and brothers were going insane and the broadcasters kept cutting over to her and commenting on it. I think the braves announcers talked about a foul ball hitting her and keeping her quiet or something. It was a crazy night.
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>>20506538 Oh, and to top it all off the umpire made a bullshit call to end the whole thing with the Braves winning. I mean, give the guy credit it was 19 fucking innings but it was a major letdown. Coming from a Braves fan.
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Patrick Wa !R4TS0k2K1E
>>20506538 >>20506564 The day after was my first day on /sp/. I was almost scared off by the butthurt and the trolling.
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catch ball and keep it, laugh in little girls face, push 6/10 onto the field, laugh some more
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>>20506600 >butthurt >trolling A perfect introduction to /sp/
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>>20505347 >>20505347 >>20505347 >>20505347 >>20505347 >throwing back a baseball because your team didn't hit it Hey look everyone, it's THAT GUY
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>kill 6/10 >fuck girl >marry ball
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catch it tell the 6/10 sorry about that i know you want it but would you mind if i give it to the little girl instead. The 6/10 would aww and melt and be ready for me.
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>Catch ball >Turn around >Everybody staring >Get scared >"Ohh God they think Im selfish for catching it" >Throw back >everybody yelling >"Oh shit fuck fuck shit fuck" >Jump on field to get it back >Get tackled >Banned from your teams stadium
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>>20506797 >post on /sp/ on how you got thrown out >people make hilarious gifs of you being thrown out so much win.
sftf !QTb2rHHrcw
EMP Based God !!p+8P937Wojd
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>Chilling at Houston Astros game on first date with GF >Ball coming towards us >Don't want her to think I'm a selfish prick so I jump out of the way to give her a chance to catch it >Ball hits her >Got up so fast dropped my spaghetti everywhere >Try to give her some to calm her down >Ask her to marry me instead >She says no >'Bout that time Rick >Rhino barrels through stands and is coming directly at us >Wake up covered in sweat >Look over to see GF asleep >Give gentle kiss on head >Turns around and stares at me >Turns out she's a circus clown >Scream >Wake up >Be alone in room >Cat at the end of bed >"Oh its just kitty..." >Realize I don't have a cat >Scream >Wake up >On local subway >Look around and see everyone staring at you >Get nervous >One of them asks "What are you doing on the deli meats?!"
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>>20504963 >Implying kids are bandwagoners How the fuck do you think people start to like teams? Is it predetermined at birth?
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>>20505147 >maybe exchanging numbers >not banging her that very night >not banging her at the ballpark stay beta /sp/
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>>20505714 What happened here?
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>>20507048 are you serious?
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>>20507086 I don't watch baseball.
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>>20507102 don't need to watch baseball to know who he is.
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>this fucking thread
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>Ball coming at me >Take out penis and jump up trying to swing at it in mid air
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>see ball coming towards me >want to impress 6/10 >want to little girl to have an unforgettable day >stand up like a man >whip down shorts >freeballin' >turn around >spread ass cheeks with my hands and catch the ball with my gaping anal valve >6/10 drenches herself with vaginal wetness >little girl screams with joy >entire stadium rises to it's feet and gives me a well deserved standing ovation
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I'd like to give the 6/10 my $14 hot dog if you know what I mean.
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>>20507398 Them push as hard as you can and rocket that mother fucker clear into space.
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http://4chanarchive.org/ Request archive, vote for it.
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>>20507486 >shoots clear out of obrit >becomes a star >joins Orions belt >go to nameastar.net >name it after the little girl >6/10 is moved and turned on >grabs my swinging meat dick >become engorged >she hops on top >rides me hard on the bleachers >standing ovation number 2 >whole crowd climaxes together >at the point of mutual orgasm a mexican wave sweeps around the stadium Anonymous
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i'm a yuro, i don't watch baseball, yet this is my favourite thread this week.
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>>20507680 I think I might have lol'd so hard I shit a little
You sir...have a gift
