1. Masturbate
2. Shampoo Mohawk
3. Sing along with the radio
4. Blow your nose into your hands and wash it away
5. Hold your hands in front of you and pretend the water running off your finger tips is a magic spell
6. Press yourself against the wall and pretend you're a hot girl being fucked in the ass
7. Play your Nintendo DS through a plastic bag
8. Nearly slip and fall but then catch yourself like a boss
9. Give yourself a Santa beard with shampoo suds
10. Pretend you're under a waterfall in the jungle

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9001. Finish in a timely manner
9002. Worry about water conservation
9003. Fart
9004. Wear flip flops or shower shoes
9005. Fall and break your neck