I enhanced a picture of RA Dickey pitching and look whats sticking out of pants. I knew he was a fucking cheater, he's a god damn nail filer.
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>abbreviating "he has" as "he's"
Anonymous
now why would a knuckleballer's nails be important? fucking retard
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like this if the first thing you did was check if you can see his dick bulge
Anonymous
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OP cannot into baseball uniforms
Anonymous
>>22867287 he uses the nail file on the ball moron
Anonymous
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...do you have any idea how a knuckleball works?
Anonymous
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>>22867306 prove it professor
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>>22867306 you argument is that he hides the fact that he uses a nail file on balls that are regularly exchanged for fresh ones while the umpires are absolutely none the wiser?
Anonymous
>the thought of watching Dickey furiously filing the ball with his back turned to everyone my sides
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>22867343 >back turned to everyone I take it you've never been on a major league pitching mound before
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Come on guys, he uses it on his fingertips to make them roughed up, which he then uses to scuff up the ball
Anonymous
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>>22867358 >the thought of Dickey furiously filing the ball in plain view and having nobody say anything I mean, he was molested... maybe that's why nobody's saying anything
Anonymous
You hide the file in the glove, you don't whip it out of your waistband and start whittling on balls on the mound.
Anonymous
>>22867343 your country is my GOAT trading port in rome tw
Anonymous
>>22867358 >this retard please think for a goddam second before posting
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>>22867403 >Cyprus >posts "retard" Yeah... about looking like a retard
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Anonymous
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ra dickey has driven some fag on this board insane supposedly an o's fan
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>>22867473 at least it was started by one
Anonymous
I enhanced a picture of Bryce Harper hitting and look whats sticking out of pants. I knew he was a fucking cheater, he has a god damn syringe.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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Is that you mad O's fan? You gotta get laid buddy.
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>this O's fan is still made like 6 Dickey starts later
Anonymous
I enhanced a picture of Jim Thome standing on deck and look whats sticking out of pants. I knew he was a fucking cheater, he has a god damn trouser snake.
Anonymous
>>22867473 I will not fucking stop until he's fucking caught. I can't fucking wait for the Mets lemmings to have their little fairy tale pulled out from underneath them. I can't fucking wait until the media is forced to admit that they bought into Saint Dickey's sob stories. That is going to be the greatest day of my life. I'm not the OP of this thread. But his photo proves further that this bullshit story is coming to a close soon. I wish I could talk to an opposing manager or an umpire. Get them to check Dickey's pockets. He has to be caught. He's making a mockery of professional baseball.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>22867670 Are you EVER going to let this go
Anonymous
>>22867473 why would it be an o's fan
they arent even in the same league
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>>22867670 >Cheat for 3 years >not get caught >mfw Anonymous
I enhanced a picture of Mike Trout catching and look whats he has in his right hand. I knew he was a fucking cheater, he's a god damn magic wand.
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>>22867696 Dickey 1 hit the O's in interleague play and struck out like 14 guys.
Dude has been butt katrinaed every since
Anonymous
Scuffing a knuckleball is the opposite of what you want to do
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>>22867703 dem hops
he must be a fucking wizard
Anonymous
>>22867696 Because he fucking screwed up my teams offense for a week afterward with his stupid cheating pitch. I now need to see him get caught. He has to be caught. I just want to find more evidence. OP's pic is another domino. Eventually this fucker will get caught. The media and the scumbag Mets fans can buy into his bullshit. But not me.
>>22867695 Not until he's fucking caught. And don't fucking kid yourself, he will be caught.
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I haven't seen an O's fan this butthurt since this happened
Anonymous
Im going to humor this picture for a second and just pretend its not photoshopped. Have you ever tried to throw a knuckleball with fingernails? You cant, your fingernails would dig into the ball.
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>>22867734 >mfw this is a bankee fan pretending to be an O's fan Anonymous
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>>22867703 lol
this fucking thread
Anonymous
>>22867734 >implying Dickey screwed up your offense >implying it wasn't the fact that your offense is a terrible strikeout machine filled lineup Anonymous
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>>22867734 wait, your blaming your team's slump on ra dickey? oh, that is rich.
Turtle !u2Z/lwAx9Q
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>>22867769 >that fucking picture The Duda Abides !bgPyDiCkeY
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ALL THIS MAD IS LITERALLY MAKING MY PENIS HARD
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>>22867398 >you don't whip it out of your waistband and start whittling on balls on the mound. He wouldn't have to. He can just graze the ball with the filer in his pants. Pitchers rest the ball on their hip all the time.
Anonymous
This is why I hate fucking /sp/ lately. I get it, other O's fans got a little big headed. Big fucking deal. It doesn't change the fact that you all been swallowed up in the Mets and the media's bullshit. The day he's caught I can't fucking wait for all of you to be forced to say that I was right. I knew from the first fucking inning of that game he was fucking cheating. I've watched all of his starts since. It's nearing a close. He's going to get fucking caught. I expect the lemming Mets fans to belittle the facts and myself. But anyone else is just a fucking moron. All the ridicule toward me is fine, I can handle it. It just makes the day that St. Dickey is finally caught so very much sweeter.
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>>22867851 you know, i think it would be best if you get a trip just so i can screencap this.
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>>22867851 Dis motherfucker is actually sounding crazy
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>>22867851 Your mad delights me.
TheGiantMetropolitanRanger !UIjy9FzilE!!ZGL8xvIr0dD
TheGiantMetropolitanRanger !UIjy9FzilE!!ZGL8xvIr0dD Sat 07 Jul 2012 11:04:26 No. 22867890 Report >Implying it wasn't revenge for Andino and Jones doing this shit to the great city of New York http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IhIV0a9MHc Anonymous
>>22867742 So his finger nails grow too much DURING A SINGLE GAME?
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>>22867851 >mfw murder-suicide after dickey wins the cy young Anonymous
>>22867900 >you in charge of knowing what nail filers are for Anonymous
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>>22867890 I love those guys.
Orioles got Cheated !!wm1RQ0ihV5z
>>22867887 I'll become a fucking trip. It might be better to bring attention to the topic. Be sure to cap it. I want all the little Mets lemmings to admit to me that I was right all along. The day he is caught will be the most glorious day I have ever experienced.
Anonymous
Wait, do people still think this guy going on and on nonstop about Dickey cheating is an O's fan? Is it really that easy to troll /sp/?
Anonymous
>>22867950 Dude he started in the fucking game thread that day
It's the same guy
Anonymous
Anonymous
OP can you provide the link for that photo and tell us what game it's from?
Anonymous
>>22867962 >It's the same guy Oh I have no doubt about that. But I also highly doubt it's an actual O's fan and not just some troll.
As an O's fan myself, he's really starting to get annoying.
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>>22867978 Looks like his 1 hitter against Tampa Bay
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>>22867914 Oh right, they're for cheating.
Anze the Giant [CHILLINGLY BASED] !!q+5gdjfhy9E
Anze the Giant [CHILLINGLY BASED] !!q+5gdjfhy9E Sat 07 Jul 2012 11:11:57 No. 22868008 Report >mfw Dickey won't start in the ASG because Posey is a spaghetti-tier catcher
Anonymous
>>22867942 EVIDENCE RIGHT HERE
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>>22867978 It's from his June 13th game against the Rays.
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Looks like he forgot it here.
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>>22867942 dude stop you are killing my sides
BirdmansUnion !!SFlEclcMKb4
>>22867987 i agree. why would it be an O's fan? i know he blew us away in the game we faced him, but it wasn't enough butthurt in that thread to think it was one of our own.
More than likely it's a Braves/Phils fag
in fact after Papelbums save blow the other night,, i would imagine it's a Philsfag
Anonymous
>>22867942 bro stop
gooby pls
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>>22867942 there you go buddy, good luck and god speed
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>>22868008 With Molina out now he might just get to start by default.
Orioles got Cheated !!wm1RQ0ihV5z
>>22867962 I started as soon as I saw that fucking bullshit pitch. Anyone who can say honestly that it's a legit pitch is fucking kidding themselves. No one else has fucking done this in history, but magically, St. Dickey at the age of 38 has found the perfect knuckleball. In all the history a proven loser somehow found the perfect pitch. Bullshit. He tries to hide behind his fucking bullshit "what a hard life" story, but he can't fool me. He's a fucking cheater. Anyone with half a brain and any knowledge of baseball should see it. He'll get caught. It's only a matter of time.
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>>22867890 Hahaha, baseball players are the best.
Imagine all the shit Lebron would get for this.
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>>22867929 god damn that was filthy
i'd love to stand in against those pitches to get a true appreciation for them
Anonymous
>>22867645 Holy shit
> Jim Thome: The Major League Baseball designated hitter for the Chicago White Sox is said by many to have the biggest cock in baseball. He is uncut. One source said, "He was almost 13 real inches and very thick". His wife says he has 13 inches. A witness said, "Absolutely huge, caught myself staring. Thick from head to base. His cock looks like a baby's arm hanging there." Another said, "It was the biggest cock I had ever seen, both fat and long, and it wasn't even hard. Almost a freak of nature." Thome has quite a bulge in uniform, probably too big to wear a jock strap or protective cup.
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BirdmansUnion !!SFlEclcMKb4
>>22868061 c'mon man, stop. we already get enough shit as O's fags. why make it worse by being an autist retard with autism
Orioles got Cheated !!wm1RQ0ihV5z
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>>22867987 >>22868037 >>22868038 I expect fucking Mets fans to belittle me, but to see fellow O's fans buy into the media bullshit storm makes me fucking sick to my stomach. How can you see this guy fucking cheat past not only our team, but make a disgrace of pitching and Major League Baseball as a whole, and just buy into his horse shit. I'm not the disgrace. All of you are. I expect you to apologize along with all the fucking Mets lemmings.
Orioles got Cheated !!wm1RQ0ihV5z
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>>22868096 You disgust me almost as much as a Mets fan. I at least expect it from them.
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>>22868046 That. Was fucking hilarious.
Anonymous
We've taken a boatload of shit on /sp/ since Day 1, but this has got to be the most random trolling attempt of all time.
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>>22868046 >Dickey denied that he had been cheating, but empty Wiffle Ball boxes were found scattered all over the backside of the mound. >“I … I don’t know how they got there,” said Dickey, before sprinting off the field, hopping a fence, and running in the direction of his house. Orioles got Cheated !!wm1RQ0ihV5z
>>22868157 Keep trolling. Keep brushing it aside with a smile and a joke. He will be caught. It's only a matter of time. Let me ask you, how are you going to react. Because all you Mets scumbags had better be ready to admit that I was right all along. The day he's caught you'll all be shaken back to reality. It's going to be a glorious day.
Anonymous
Hmm, this guys craziness has got me curious and no looking into it, R.A. Dickey does bring the ball to his hip right around where that nail file is. It's not completely out of the question that he can easily and very discretely scuff under the pretense of simply putting the ball on your hip. This is going to take some looking into.
Anonymous
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>>22868188 can this guy be the new orson wells spammer? i'm a mets fan and i actually like this kind of attention, you probably are the orson wells spammer too, since he "left"
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>>22868157 Eww do all girls in new york look like that? So glad I live in california.
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>>22868188 >implying he will get caught after 3 years of successful cheating Anonymous
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>>22867900 exactly. fuck you OP
Anonymous
Ryan Zims Kazoo !Tg2U5LN.YI
>>22868096 I don't mind you all as marylandbros....
but holy fuck you guys are full blown autistic regarding the orioles.
and what the fuck does this retard care? Its the fucking NL.
Anonymous
>>22868236 >you guys are full blown autistic regarding the orioles. >autistic >follows the orioles around, enters their gamethreads and shitposts relentlessly, not only about the team but about the city itself >calls others autistic my sides.
BirdmansUnion !!SFlEclcMKb4
>>22868236 i keep all my bitching to the AL.
yeah the day that Dickey made us look retarded i was pissed off, but i dropped it. i don't hate on anybody this hard besides the Bankees or the Sux.
Ryan Zims Kazoo !Tg2U5LN.YI
>>22868256 > implying i don't watch masn and masn-2 its the fucking summer. what the hell else is there to watch?
and its fun watching the orioles suck.
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i used to think you O's brehs were alright but these past few months man youve been getting shitty and shittyer
Anonymous
>>22867890 Holy shit. I thought Adam Jones was classy. Stay trashy oreos
Ryan Zims Kazoo !Tg2U5LN.YI
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>>22868269 i really wish the AL would give up the fucking DH's already and play baseball the way it should be played.
Pitchers are out on the field so they should have a spot in the line up.
BirdmansUnion !!SFlEclcMKb4
>>22868275 >implying the Nats can hold on to a division lead >implying Strausbergs inning cap wont be dont by early Sept >implying you'll still be around at all by October Anonymous
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>>22868305 >getting mad over that Anonymous
>>22868305 Right, because putting stickers on things is classless and harmful.
c'mon man
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>mfw based RA has driven a man to insanity
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lel wtf is wrong with you baltimore fags get you shit straight
Ryan Zims Kazoo !Tg2U5LN.YI
>>22868326 lel.
I truly believe this team is going to the playoffs....
can you honestly say that about the orioles?
I honestly would not trade a single Nats Starter for an Orioles starter.
Anonymous
>>22867890 >>22868305 >>22868333 you'd never see a respectable organization do something like that. disgusting.
BirdmansUnion !!SFlEclcMKb4
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>>22867890 >implying this doesn't cement them as total bros for life. Anonymous
>>22868388 >getting mad over nothing Anonymous
>>22868416 >not mad, just disappointed Anonymous
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you know what? fuck the mets i fucking hope by some will of god we see you faggots in the WS so we can make you faggots fucking cry. i hope Andino puts a grounder through Davis' fucking open legs to drive in the winning run in game 7 in New York.
Anonymous
>>22868384 >can you honestly say that about the orioles? Probably not, but I'm not the one going into every Nats thread when the team is losing saying HAHAHA NATS SUCK FAGGOT WASHINGTON DC IS A SHITHOLE
Anonymous
>>22868435 >being disappointed over nothing Anonymous
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>>22868463 >trying to defend the oreos organization Ryan Zims Kazoo !Tg2U5LN.YI
>>22868455 you do realize its nothing but playful banter chap. its just foreign and strange to see the orioles winning and still being relevant this late in the season.
like ive said previously before...at the end of the day...were all marylandbros...and i seriously would love a DC-Baltimore World Series.
The collective trolling of the cities on the rest of the nation would be epic.
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>>22868498 >you do realize its nothing but playful banter chap >american flag Anonymous
>>22868496 >calling an entire organization classless when two twentysomething jokesters pull harmless pranks like putting stickers on things Anonymous
THE ANGRY ORIOLE FAN'S LAMENT Open on a solitary Baltimore apartment. It's late October, a soft breeze blows the sad little tree outside the apartment. A TV is tuned to the MLB Network. They've just announced that R.A. Dickey has won the NL Cy Young award. Our view pans across the room. Headlines proclaiming Dickey, photos of him pitching, charts of his pitches, diagrams his motion, cover the walls like wallpaper. The camera slowly pans to a crazed looking man in a Baltimore Orioles jersey and cap. He's standing on a chair, a noose around his neck. He looks sadly around as Dickey's face glares at him from all directions. He lingers on a stack of letters addressed to umpires and the league offices, all returned to sender. With a final sigh he kicks the chair out. No more Dickey, no more heartache, only peace now. -fin
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>>22868496 you clearly hated the organization beforehand anyway
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>>22868521 is that before or after the orioles win the world series
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>>22868521 >No more Dickey, no more heartache, only peace now. Anonymous
>>22868518 >oreo players acting like fools on camera and disrespecting the people they encounter >implying that's not trashy >oreos have no class these days Anonymous
ITT: People with no understanding of the physics of the knuckleball
Anonymous
>>22868573 If you're a rich as fuck negroid you can do whatever you want to piss off sub-human white trash peons who will never earn 1/4th the money you do
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>>22868521 >He lingers on a stack of letters addressed to umpires and the league offices, all returned to sender. nice touch
Anonymous
>>22868573 >disrespecting the people they encounter ...lol, what?
you're clearly just looking for reasons to hate them. this isn't one of them
Anonymous
>>22868573 >young people acting like young people >trashy Anonymous
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>>22868588 please enlighten us faggot
Anonymous
>>22868589 >another silly oreo fan >>22868593 robert andino slapped a sticker on that poor womens back
Anonymous
>>22868593 How about the fact that they're being niggers and creating a public nuisance?
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>>22868521 Only way you could have made that better is by setting it in his parents basement
Anonymous
>>22868603 >implying because theyre young its not trashy Anonymous
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>>22868614 Robert Andino ruined the Red Sux's hopes and dreams. He is free to do whatever he wants.
Anonymous
>>22868614 how will she ever recover from that
fucking new york jew communists
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>>22868616 >stay trashy oroe fans Anonymous
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>>22868614 >robert andino slapped a sticker on that poor womens back OH NO I HOPE SHE DOESN'T HAVE TO GO THE HOSPITAL AS A RESULT
oh wait, it's a totally harmless prank
>>22868616 >>22868627 man, you guys are getting really mad over this
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>>22868614 >robert andino slapped a sticker on that poor womens back OH SHIT POOR WOMAN GONNA BE SCARRED FOR LIFE OH THE HORROR
Anonymous
>>22868637 People are going to have to take time and money out of their lives to remove those fucking obnoxious stickers, asshole. Can I come spray paint your face orange and black? Would that still be amusing, faggot?
Anonymous
>>22868659 >time 5 seconds
>money ...no.
>equating harmless stickers to toxic spray paint comedy gold
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>22868672 Do you think these are just colorforms that lift right off of whatever you put them on?
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Man this thread is now just a Baltimore bashing circlejerk
>>22868521 That's some future copypasta
Anonymous
>>22868637 the point im trying to make is that no respectable player would represent his organization in such a trashy way. oreo players and fans have an inferiority complex.
Anonymous
>>22868688 They're from Baltimore do you really except civilized human behavior?
Anonymous
>>22868681 no, but they also aren't heavy-duty super-residue material-ruining ultra-stickers that you seem to think they are
and actually, the ones they're putting on windows and truck sides probably ARE colorforms
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>>22868688 i'm not even on the east coast
people like you that are so quick to be insulted represent everything wrong with this country
Anonymous
Anonymous
OH GOD FEED ME YOUR BUTTHURT YOUR TEARS ARE DELICIOUS
Anonymous
>>22868701 >no, but they also aren't heavy-duty super-residue material-ruining ultra-stickers that you seem to think they are How do you know that?
Anonymous
>>22868614 that poor white lady she probably thought she was about to get nigger gang raped
And also isnt nyc supposed to be badd ass and tough why didn't a single new yorker rip those stickers right off
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>>22868739 thanks for proving me right.
>oreo fans these days Anonymous
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It was staged you fucking aspie idiots.
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>>22868751 >dat beta yankee fan that got a sticker put on his hat Anonymous
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>>22868749 because i watched the video?
because they clearly came right off when any attempt was made to remove them?
did you not see the woman take it off her jacket with no trouble whatsoever?
jesus christ you're dense
BirdmansUnion !!SFlEclcMKb4
>152 posts later alright, assholes. you want to hate on the O's because some random Anon trolled? fine. You want to hate us because Andino and Adams putt stickers up around NYC? fine. is that your reasons for hating us really? thats your reason for hating the mid-market team making some noise as of right now. classy move /sp/
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>>22868780 theyre trashy but i dont hate them
Anonymous
>>22868780 You Oriole fans are quite the sensitive bunch
Anonymous
>>22868805 >oreo inferiority complex Ryan Zims Kazoo !Tg2U5LN.YI
>>22868780 i dont genuinely hate the orioles....i do hate peter angelos...
i just hate most orioles fans...because they are popping up like weeds around here.
It also doesn't help that they are the same assholes that like the Ravens....which mysteriously all started to show up magically after 2008.
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>>22868780 wut? i actually though they putting up stickers was funny and i ain't hating anybody just laughing at the butthurt and it seems O's fans get offended easily
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>>22868820 that's fine, we hate you too.
>deadskins Anonymous
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>>22868819 >>22868820 scratch that...
>baltimore inferiority complex Anonymous
Thats good, I hadn't seen any Nats fans until 2005.
Anonymous
>>22868820 Shit i just remembered that the redskins actually have fans.
Anonymous
>o's fans get offended easily/too sensitive >implying we're the ones going BAWWWWWWW BAWWWWW PUTTING UP STICKERS IS TRASHY STUPID NIGGERS THOSE POOR POOR PEOPLE
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Ryan Zims Kazoo !Tg2U5LN.YI
>>22868868 not a skins fan brah.
i actually hate the redskins more then any team in the DMV.
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>>22868869 I guess you don't get it because If I came to Baltimore and threw liquidy shit all over everything no one would notice
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>>22868881 Whelp i guess they dont.
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>>22868869 >another example of the immaturity of oreo fans Anonymous
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>>22868868 they actually have a lot of them
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Oh god, I find it hilarious that a Half season of success after 14 years of losing has created so much butthurt. I mean I bet the orioles were just an afterthought to most people for the past 14 years and now that they actually are winning it seems that a ton of buttmad has been created for no real reason. its glorious
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All this butthurt between teams who aren't even going to make the playoffs hahaha.
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>>22868907 You're not even making sense now. This is just getting silly.
Most of /sp/ has already made up their mind to hate baltimore and its fans, and that's fine. I just think it's funny how going on and on and on about how "harmful" and "classless" and "trashy" the simple act of putting stickers on things is considered just fine, but when people tell you to lighten up, THEY'RE the ones who are being overly sensitive.
I expect nothing less, I suppose. I'm sure you'll spin my words into something about
>oreo fans but we're all desensitized at this point.
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Fuck the O's from a sorta mad angel fan