MerK !LcByZUO73M
Anonymous
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>you just got tricked
Anonymous
>ESPN will never do a story about you not having a GF
Anonymous
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LELing so hard right now.
Anonymous
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Holy shit. I got stickied.
Anonymous
>tfw no qt 3.14 hawaiian cancer patient gf
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I've been tricked!
Anonymous
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>Tfw NO GFB OWL
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>de damage control
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>>30673775 >THE CITY OF MANTI TE'O Anonymous
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>de damage control
Anonymous
"This is incredibly embarrassing to talk about, but over an extended period of time, I developed an emotional relationship with a woman I met online. We maintained what I thought to be an authentic relationship by communicating frequently online and on the phone, and I grew to care deeply about her. "To realize that I was the victim of what was apparently someone's sick joke and constant lies was, and is, painful and humiliating. "It further pains me that the grief I felt and the sympathies expressed to me at the time of my grandmother's death in September were in any way deepened by what I believed to be another significant loss in my life. "I am enormously grateful for the support of my family, friends and Notre Dame fans throughout this year. To think that I shared with them my happiness about my relationship and details that I thought to be true about her just makes me sick. I hope that people can understand how trying and confusing this whole experience has been. "In retrospect, I obviously should have been much more cautious. If anything good comes of this, I hope it is that others will be far more guarded when they engage with people online than I was. "Fortunately, I have many wonderful things in my life, and I'm looking forward to putting this painful experience behind me as I focus on preparing for the NFL Draft."
Isotope !Jh3tvNivhA
>sticky
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>STICKY
Anonymous
Wait so they met at a game at Stanford
Anonymous
/SP/ FOUND A WAY
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>de master ruseman
Luck's Beard !W5BluEsF5c
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At least he's a good liar.
Anonymous
Bob Sage It !!ntyQNA7sf8L
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This is so fucking funny
San Antonibro !!5CaPp+t1Vxx
Only one conclusion makes sense
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Why does this matter? Big fucking deal
Anonymous
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STICKIED
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>Te'o describing someone who doesn't exist
Anonymous
Anonymous
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confirmed for ray lewis tier
Anonymous
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Hahahahahahaha bullllllllshittt
Anonymous
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STTTIIIICCCCKKKKYYYYY
Anonymous
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wow what the fuck
Anonymous
Anonymous
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TOASTAN A STICKYYY
!cv1Nb/Ca6E
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this is not a good look for you Te'o
Anonymous
Count Chocula !/OeRZ2quxw
Anonymous
how does he expect people to believe his bullshit story? how do you learn about a fake girlfriend's death? do you get a fake phone call from her fake parents who are by her fake bed in a fake hospital in imagination land?
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jew damage control in full effect>b-b-b-but i met her online >even though i said i met her at a game >and i called her on the phone >and i used her "memory" to earn sympathy from the national media
Pennertrator !!/QLj3DQ0ltN
Tony Homo !GtN0Plfghk
>twitter >mysides
Anonymous
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hold on fellas
Anonymous
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Thank you based mods. Also;>the city of Teo
Anonymous
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>tfw no dead gf
Anonymous
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POSTING IN A STICKY
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BASED MODS BASED MODS BASED MODS BASED MODS
MerK !LcByZUO73M
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>sticky >mfw watching ESPN right now
Anonymous
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LOL "THE INTERNET IS DANGEROUS!!"
Anonymous
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>sticky
Isotope !Jh3tvNivhA
Anonymous
>>30673844 wait how do you know he is?
i just got home and heard all this
Wayne Simmonds' Ghetto Swag !!z33e+CU1iRr
Wayne Simmonds' Ghetto Swag !!z33e+CU1iRr Thu 17 Jan 2013 04:21:42 No. 30673901 Report help guys, my sides cannot be found
Anonymous
Anonymous
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such a fucking liar
Anonymous
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Cringing like fuck.
STREAM
Sixers-kun !!vu7tUc3YECN
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Teo is going a pretty good job of acting in this ESPN interview.
Anonymous
Anonymous
So your girlfriend dies and you don't bother to check up on it?
Anonymous
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>muh GF dead >nvm i lie lel
TheBessThereEverWas !QasuSd4n1Y
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STIIICKKKKEEEE
Anonymous
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>>30673862 HAHAHAHAHAAAHAHHAHAH
Anonymous
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>tfw steadfast collapse of all things Notre Dame
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MANTI TE'O = MASTER RUSEMAN
Anonymous
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it was tensnake.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>MANTI TE'O'S GIRLFRIEND DID NOT EXIST
Anonymous
Anonymous
Wait
Shlomo Weinstein !!ABeWiIu40+4
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>sticky
Anonymous
Anonymous
!cv1Nb/Ca6E
Anonymous
Manti Te'o's Dead Fake Girlfriend confirmed for future /sp/ 4chan cup roster spot.
Anonymous
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posting in a sticky>tfw no online cancer ridden gf
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>sticky
Anonymous
>Te'o found out it was a hoax before December 26 >Te'o answered a question about his GF on January 3rd in an interview
Kicked in the Vick !k4VCeFJxd2
So he'd rather have us believe he's the biggest fucking idiot on the planet.?
Anonymous
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>espn not looking at the obvious bullshit where he talks about meeting her IRL
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>30673942 he made it all up himself
don't believe his lies
Anonymous
Tensnake !S/BuDDdVmc
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>mfw Catfish hits ESPN >mfw sticky
Anonymous
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Someone post a source where Te'o or his dad met this girl.
Anonymous
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>>30673942 Neither. He made the whole thing up.
Anonymous
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wait so what happened?
Dizzy (President of the Kent Bazemore Fan Club) !!uBNKHQ2QHC6
Dizzy (President of the Kent Bazemore Fan Club) !!uBNKHQ2QHC6 Thu 17 Jan 2013 04:23:19 No. 30673980 Report Quoted By:
>Te'o
Princess Astro qt3.14 !!0F5PhoEEBbT
Anonymous
Anonymous
holy shit HOW the fuck did this go so long without anybody finding out she wasn't FUCKING REAL
Pennertrator !!/QLj3DQ0ltN
ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ !bear/9m5UU
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>but i die manto >i come funeral >no dont come u play4me
Anonymous
Joe Flacco's Biggest Fan (Joe Flacco: SuperBowl XLVII MVP) !aaWI/nsBfU
Joe Flacco's Biggest Fan (Joe Flacco: SuperBowl XLVII MVP) !aaWI/nsBfU Thu 17 Jan 2013 04:23:32 No. 30673989 Report Quoted By:
>>30673901 WHAT THE FUCK?? This is too good.
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ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US
Anonymous
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wait did he already say something in response?
Anonymous
Anonymous
KUbro !IJHAWK.Jfo
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>>30673901 HAHAHA I can't stop laughing...
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HAHAHAHA OMG I CAN'T WITH THIS WHOLE FUCKING THING >NO GF >NO GF >NO GF >NO GF >NO GF >NO GF
Anonymous
How long ago was the twitter account made? If it's been going for like 1 1/2 to 2 years, then it doesn't make sense as a publicity stunt, since he was a no-name then anyway. If it's been around for that long, it is either a coverup of homosexuality, or a trick he was not in on. If the account was started say, last year, then it is obviously a publicity stunt to gain NFL recognition
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IT'S FUCKING COVER UP
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>30673818 lol this is too fucking good
TOO FUCKING GOOD
MY SIDES
Anonymous
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THE AMOUNT OF LIES COMING OUT OF NOTRE DAME RIGHT NOW IS FUCKING HILARIOUS
Anonymous
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Someone needs to shop feel guy onto his head and shop the breaking news to say "4chan's girlfriend does not exist"
Anonymous
so is ESPN believing his story?
Anonymous
This is the WORST DAMAGE CONTROL EVER. Let me show you a real fucking linebacker that rather bang slutes than have a GF online !
Anonymous
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was being this beta all part of your plan?
Anonymous
edi !!62ynbVnvqyf
>>30673983 He even tweeted her multiple times "I miss you"
She even responded with "I miss you too snuggle bunny"
Anonymous
I usually put Rosemary in the email field but you're damn right...I'm saging a sticky thread fuckers
I usually put Rosemary in the email field but you're damn right...I'm saging a sticky thread fuckers Thu 17 Jan 2013 04:24:09 No. 30674027 Report Quoted By:
Why the fuck is this a sticky?
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>>30673942 he is damage controlling because he got found out that all his stories of his girlfriend dying were fake.
Anonymous
Cmon guys quit being so mean, making fun of Teo is like beating a dead girlfriend.
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>>30674015 no doubt they will
MerK !LcByZUO73M
not sure if he's really fucking stupid/gullible or just a psychopath for going along this far
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>the hero r9k deserves
Sixers-kun !!vu7tUc3YECN
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ND is saying Teo got Catfish'd.
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Wow, whoever this girl was who talked to him on the phone is the greatest troll of all time.
Rager !7eC0RPMSJc
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>>30673901 oh fuck, i'm literally lel'ing
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>nobody will ever be surprised that I have no gf let alone run a story on it on national news
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ONE MILLION HOURS IN PHOTOSHOP
Blake griffin's jumper !pSVJEbYKNI
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>sticky
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>>30673983 seriously, jesus christ. nobody notices that this bitch isn't even in the phonebook?
this is borderline miraculous.
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>>30674002 the article said it was used to conning some other dude before teo. take that as you will
Bob Sage It !!ntyQNA7sf8L
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What's next? Are we going to find out Collin Klein wasn't a virgin when he got married?
Anonymous
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>>30673961 WHY HAS NO ONE ELSE MENTIONED THIS
OBVIOUS HOLE IN THE STORY
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>>30674015 they have to, they've gone on and on about it and have been taken hook line and sinker.
if you're espn you don't want to look like you've fucked up like this
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Based Woj not buying this bullshit
Anonymous
This will be known as one of the greatest days in /sp/ history.
Anonymous
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I CRY EVRY TIME
Anonymous
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Postin' in a sticky
Anonymous
the only possibilities here:
Anonymous
HE WAS NOT DUPED, OR COAXED, OR TRICKED
Anonymous
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>>30674034 he's a sociopath
Anonymous
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>Gene Wojciechowski saying the family's covering it up
Isotope !Jh3tvNivhA
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Oh shit, Gene saying the truth right now. So easy to tell that Te'o was in on the whole thing.
Anonymous
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>>30673942 He and another guy made it up.
He's trying to pin it on the other guy and pretend he didn't know.
Which either means he's fucking retarded and couldn't figure out he was talking to a guy on the phone and had a girlfriend who he apparently loved but never saw or spoke to on the phone or skyped or sent pictures back and fourth to.
Or more likely he's full of shit.
Anonymous
I just saw this on deadspin and just started to read the article
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Not buying that he didn't know. I can't believe he would be that gullible.
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>espn actually suggesting he may have been in on it
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>sticky
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Based Gronk !kOwSkIjO32
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did manti send her dick pics?
ALPHA !pyL2sBf.p6
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what a fucking faggot
Anonymous
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>HOW COULD YOU BE SO NAIVE
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>I have a girlfriend >she goes to a different school
Anonymous
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Okay, i know people are gonna be all aww poor baby got tricked in due time but seriously what a piece of shit for lying about this.
HeHateMe !!ytbt9eIejHW
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>the city of ireland
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>>30673962 >Wat kind of moron dates anyone online? >>>/r9k/ Anonymous
Woj not contributing to the damage control
Anonymous
Giants Gonna Gi !!H15b/0vzduO
Anonymous
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>>30674066 forgot to add that this was a cover up for him not to admit he is gay
Anonymous
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Woj just fucking tearing up Notre Dame.
ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ !bear/9m5UU
Anonymous
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>>30673901 yfw this is two guys talking to eachother
Anonymous
Luck's Beard !W5BluEsF5c
>Thinking Te'o is being tricked
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>Eddie Lacy destroying Te'o so hard he left no trace of his girlfriend behind
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If man-tie is the one masteminding this bullshit, WE need to break the real story and prove that he was communicating with himself on multiple FB/twitter accounts.
Pennertrator !!/QLj3DQ0ltN
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>knowing that feel
Anonymous
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>snuggle bunny >tfw notre dame football players really are this fucking stupid
Madison !AKB48NoE.s
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You know AJ wants to joke on Teo.
Anonymous
>>30674066 >Tuiasosopo He's not related to Marques, is he?
Anonymous
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This is some of the weirdest shit I've ever seen.
Anonymous
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espn released that statement from Te'o pretty quick
Anonymous
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All Manti had to do is say he had a gf in Canada like the rest of us claim.
Chicago Style Hotdog !cf1.BvLZNA
This is hilarious, holy shit
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>You will never have >tfw no gf so had that it gets stickied
Anonymous
>ESPN and the university of Notre Dame perpetrate lie for months on end to give notre dame the illusion bullshit mystique >get called out on it >"Uhhhh.... Te'o got tricked by a master tricksman! Yeah that's it"
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Manti Te'O confirmed for Tensnake.
Anonymous
>>30674125 no ones believing that retard, maybe just ND fans
But is it art? !!m1xxKTDNCw0
Anonymous
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>>30674125 ESPN wants that to be the case but Woj just fucking ripped Te'o
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>30674063 it will once the euro's fully understand how crazy this story is. we need a jpg that explains story in shorthand.
Anonymous
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>Warren Sapp @WarrenSapp
Anonymous
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>>30674018 come back based thad 1 mor yr
KUbro !IJHAWK.Jfo
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>>30673962 Not to mention he's Manti fucking Te'o. He can go anywhere and will have sluts on his dick.
ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ !bear/9m5UU
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>30674080 it was reported by deadspin Manti Teo never had a girlfriend he faked the whole thing
now it's being reported by Notre Dame and Manti Teo and ESPN that Manti Teo had a online relationship with a girl and that it was all a hoax of her dying of cancer, and that he was a victim of a clever snafu
Princess Astro qt3.14 !!0F5PhoEEBbT
Dizzy (President of the Kent Bazemore Fan Club) !!uBNKHQ2QHC6
Dizzy (President of the Kent Bazemore Fan Club) !!uBNKHQ2QHC6 Thu 17 Jan 2013 04:27:13 No. 30674166 Report Quoted By:
>>30674135 They're cousins.
Anonymous
Wait is Catfish a real show?
Anonymous
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>his face when
Anonymous
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>>30674135 Yes he is.
That whole family is a bunch of inbred islanders.
CubbyBear !tPiuUcnZ6E
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>>30674111 Woj is definitely one of the best writers at ESPN.
Anonymous
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>>30674125 the only people being rused are ESPN
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>30674023 No she didn't, read the fucking article. The account she "was" was protected for most of it's existence. The one that just tweeted him back about missing him was made about an hour ago.
Anonymous
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>mfw the teams are without a doubt going to ask him about this bullshit during his draft workouts
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>>30674160 This shit is killing my sides.
Anonymous
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IT WAS ME ALL ALONG, AUSTIN
Joe Flacco's Biggest Fan (Joe Flacco: SuperBowl XLVII MVP) !aaWI/nsBfU
Joe Flacco's Biggest Fan (Joe Flacco: SuperBowl XLVII MVP) !aaWI/nsBfU Thu 17 Jan 2013 04:27:38 No. 30674182 Report Quoted By:
>>30673961 digging his own grave
Anonymous
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>>30674155 Oh man, we get it. I've never watched a game of handegg in my life and I've been in these threads since Deadspin broke the story.
Between this and Pep going to Bayern its been the best /sp/ day in fucking ages.
Anonymous
DubStepan !!deEnFanc863
I wonder if any girls come forward and say he was fucking around during his supposed relationship. If he wasn't fucking any girls that whole time that's some fucking dedication to a hoax. Think of all the pussy he could have gotten
Anonymous
>stickied no gf thread
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Notre Dame is officially and permanently my least favorite team in college football
Soshisp !0fLZk/RIMs
>yfw a /sp/artan created his fake internet girlfriend
Tensnake !S/BuDDdVmc
>>30674167 Yes. It's oddly addicting once you start watching it.
Anonymous
DAT LACK OF BACKGROUND MUSIC WHEN ESPN GOES TO BREAK
HeHateMe !!ytbt9eIejHW
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This is fucking amazing either way. If he was catfished, or if he made this up.
Anonymous
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good thing he didnt get the heisman eh?
Anonymous
Anonymous
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my sides are in orbit right now. looking at this retarded cover up and that twitter response from his dead girlfriend about an hour ago. LMAO
Anonymous
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i have been puzzled
Millers High Life !isvOjIHEpo
This goes from being sick to tragic of Te'o comes out. I hope he's just a piece of shit.
Anonymous
Luck's Beard !W5BluEsF5c
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>>30674147 There are some people in this thread that still think he was tricked.
>>30674124 >Moses Gets me every time. Do you have that picture with like 20 other statuses like that.
Anonymous
>>30674193 >>30674186 >not knowing it was himself who set up the account Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>30674080 what that other guy said. but take the time to read it...just when you think you done seen it all
Anonymous
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>mfw espn will just ignore all the damning things woj said and will only report teo's excuses
Anonymous
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>>30674194 fuck off no one likes you
Anonymous
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>>30674145 Tim Burke, a /sp/artan did it.
Anonymous
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I don't understand how dating over the Internet could go so wrong?!?!?
Anonymous
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>>30674195 Its like someone just... anti-died?
Joe Flacco's Biggest Fan (Joe Flacco: SuperBowl XLVII MVP) !aaWI/nsBfU
Joe Flacco's Biggest Fan (Joe Flacco: SuperBowl XLVII MVP) !aaWI/nsBfU Thu 17 Jan 2013 04:28:39 No. 30674224 Report Chicago Style Hotdog !cf1.BvLZNA
>>30674194 it's scripted man, so was the documentary. look it up
Anonymous
She had a major car crash, then was diagnosed with leukemia, then died of leukemia. All within the span of, what, a month?
Anonymous
Anyone got the pictures of this niggers fake gf?
!cv1Nb/Ca6E
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>>30674194 I love watching the reactions of the people getting tricked because usually the person on the other end is fat
Anonymous
>implying Manti wasn't a victim
Anonymous
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>>30674195 the silence was so feely
Dizzy (President of the Kent Bazemore Fan Club) !!uBNKHQ2QHC6
Dizzy (President of the Kent Bazemore Fan Club) !!uBNKHQ2QHC6 Thu 17 Jan 2013 04:29:02 No. 30674235 Report Quoted By:
>the city of Te'o
Anonymous
Anonymous
wait, how did people figure this out?
Anonymous
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>tfw the stupidity of even notre dame football players on national display >tfw it's now obvious that manti teo is a virgin
Anonymous
Anonymous
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We've been BAMBOOZLED
Anonymous
DubStepan !!deEnFanc863
Anonymous
THIS IS A PSA:
Anonymous
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it's the internet's fault
Anonymous
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>>30674212 Wonder if Twitter will give out which IPs posted to the account?
Anonymous
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>She's sooo beautiful > Got a picture? >Uhhhh, No
Anonymous
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>>30674233 Nosuch Dame fag is mad
Anonymous
TB Rays, Bucs, USF Bulls, Lightning /sp/artan (LeXplorer) !4L2lnsQ/F.
TB Rays, Bucs, USF Bulls, Lightning /sp/artan (LeXplorer) !4L2lnsQ/F. Thu 17 Jan 2013 04:29:49 No. 30674270 Report So wait, he lied about having a girlfriend?
Anonymous
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he is a master ruseman
Anonymous
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>>30674228 I think the pictures of "her" were from another random facebook page.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>AJ McCarron >girlfriend becomes famous overnight over how rediculously hot she is >Manti Te'o >no gf, so makes one up to avoid humiliation
Anonymous
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>>30674187 He's Mormon, you fucking retard. He's also dating a girl that goes to St. Mary's right now.
Anonymous
10/10, 2 thumbs up, sides would erode again
Anonymous
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>>30674233 >ND fans actually believe this It's so clear he's lying it's not even funny
Tensnake !S/BuDDdVmc
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>>30674225 Not surprising since it's MTV but yeah.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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today junior handegg was entertaining
Anonymous
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Goddamnit this is fucked. Like us Mormons need more fgts fucking shit up.
CrateBagSoup !noxb0sc6m2
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>lie about gf dying >get busted >LOLSOMEONETRICKEDME
Anonymous
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>>30674270 READ THE ARTICLE LEX YOU GODDAMN DOG
Anonymous
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HAHAH ON CSNCHICAGO THEY SHOWED AN OLD INTERVIEW ABOUT THIS>mah gf
Anonymous
Notre Dame Official: "Manti we're so proud of your efforts this season. How about we fly you're family and your girlfriend out for the game?">Slowly look at each other.
Anonymous
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>>30674233 >Implying he hasn't said multiple times that he met her at a Stanford game and was with her all the time at the hospital. >you are this dumb Anonymous
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>>30674270 >yfw lexplorer has bopped more women than manti teo Anonymous
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This can't be true, it seems like a really really badly done cover up story because he lied about something you just don't lie about.
Blake griffin's jumper !pSVJEbYKNI
Anonymous
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO BELIEVE ANYMORE
Anonymous
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And Brent Musberger thought AJ McCarron's girlfriend was unreal...
Anonymous
>Te'o and Kekua meet after Stanford's 45-38 victory over Notre Dame in Palo Alto, according to the South Bend Tribune: "Their stares got pleasantly tangled, then Manti Te'o extended his hand to the stranger with a warm smile and soulful eyes." Kekua, a Stanford student, swaps phone numbers with Te'o.
Anonymous
>>30673899 Screencap anon blew up after deadspin started posting the gif's from his website. He posts on /sp/ irc all the time and got a job with deadspin. He is Timothy Burke.
Anonymous
Guys, I found a pic of Teo's GF. He took her to the mall to get some glamour shots for her last birthday ;___;
Anonymous
NOTRE LINE BACKER MANTI T'EO'S GIRLFRIEND APPARENTLY DID NOT EXIST
Anonymous
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Welcome to Trickery Town
!cv1Nb/Ca6E
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>>30674278 >Quatro Quatro holy shit lel
Tony Homo !GtN0Plfghk
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Casey ODonnell @CaseODonnell
Anonymous
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>>30674278 HOLY SHIT MY SIDES ARE AS REAL AS MANTI'S GIRLFRIEND
Anonymous
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Just when you thought Deadspin was useless
Anonymous
V !!XiaXXD7hAez
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>>30674246 someone e-mailed deadspin telling them that they should look into Te'o's gf, and according to Burke the moment they started doing research it just took off to ridiculous levels until they figured out she never existed
Anonymous
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Okay. So I didn't actually know about the whole girlfriend story until today.>tweets to some girl >over a year, she is his gf >its actually his friend >she "dies" >media finds out
Anonymous
Anonymous
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He's dumb, but we all lie, he's just important enough where when he gets caught in a lie it makes the news.
TheOldFag !whesBnKKos
Anonymous
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>>30674278 KEY AND PEELE MUH NIGGAHS
Anonymous
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>>30674194 really?
its always painfully obvious and the people are fucking retards
its fits in with the 10 straight hours of teen mom they show I guess
>2013 >giving mtv 1 second of viewing time Anonymous
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>>30674310 is there a non-retarded /sp/ IRC? or does RMD still hang out there?
Anonymous
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so not having a gf is an official sport now?
Anonymous
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>>30674292 Holy shit, this fits perfectly.
Anonymous
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>>30673961 GONNA KEEP QUOTING THIS. HOLE IN THE STORY
Anonymous
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>tfw no fake gf
edi !!62ynbVnvqyf
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Her passing, recounted so many times in the national media, produces no obituary or funeral announcement in Nexis, and no mention in the Stanford student newspaper.>espn in charge of basic journalism
Anonymous
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So he developed a relationship with a woman online and was too embarrassed to say he met her online so he said he met her at a game? Or was the person online a man which he begun to have feelings for so now it's even more fucked up?
Anonymous
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MORE LIKE NOSUCH DAME, AMIRITE
Soshisp !0fLZk/RIMs
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>Mormon Samoan going to Notre Dame with a fake dead internet girlfriend >tfw no fake internet girlfriend with cancer to talk to on those long lonely nights
Sixers-kun !!vu7tUc3YECN
>>30674167 It's on MTV.
> Was originally a movie about a guy who had suspicions that the girl he had a relationship with online was a different person.
>Guy meets up with girl with info provided by girl >girl is not the person she says she was >guy gets weirded out by this >spend time with girl and they eventually become friends but never become a couple >Same guy creates show in which he follows other people's experiences with online relationships in which they have suspicions that the person is not who they think they are. Interesting show. Although the guy tries to be pretentious at times.
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Even if he wasnt in on it..wouldnt he at least skype with her or something? not buying it...
Bob Sage It !!ntyQNA7sf8L
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>getting outed by deadspin >the city of manti teo
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>>30673775 What a mormon bitch
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>>30674080 Manti T'eo made up a GF, then said she died of cancer.
There is no doubt that Manti is a /sp/artan.
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>E!SPN pushing the victim angle
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so, is this the beginning of the end of traditional media? the middle of the end?
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>2012+1 >going this far for sympathy >going this far to hide your homosex
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Has there ever been a more overhyped non-story on ESPN?
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>>30674307 Teo is such a fucking lying cunt
Manti Te'o Fake GF Lennay Kekua
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>>30674257 put on your tip manti
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Golic won't be working tomorrow right? Wonder how he feels seeing Notre Dame get shit on continuously for over a week.
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>>30674278 this is the best tweet in history
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>>30674292 >(Simultaneously) >Manti's Dad: "Car crash." >Manti: "Leukemia." Giants Gonna Gi !!H15b/0vzduO
>BREAKING NEWS: It now appears that Manti's girlfriend was actually an invention of his own mind. He would converse himself when alone, alternating between masculine and feminine voices and talking about having children, getting married et al. When reached for comment, he said only, "tfw no gf" before bursting into tears and covering the immediate vicinity with cooked pasta that appeared to originate from his pockets
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>ESPN continues to run his lies >ignores everything woj said that basically said he doesn't believe the statement
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>>30673901 my sides are eternal
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The reason Burke was successful at this story is because he's from 4chan and is used to tripfags getting outed as samefags and all the accompanying drama all the time.
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Wait, I'm so confused.
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Does anyone really think Manti Te'o wasn't in on this? He'd have to be absolutely retarded.
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>mfw manti kills himself before he even sustains a career full of concussions
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Joe Flacco's Biggest Fan (Joe Flacco: SuperBowl XLVII MVP) !aaWI/nsBfU Thu 17 Jan 2013 04:33:04 No. 30674394 Report Quoted By:
Is it normal to have a hard lump directly under your nipple. It hurts to touch
Pennertrator !!/QLj3DQ0ltN
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Seriously don't see the need for a sticky thread. Mod must be seriously ass pained about the Irish making it into the the bcs championship
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cest official prince of shitposting - Mood: Sad. !!YeOD2H8tURI
cest official prince of shitposting - Mood: Sad. !!YeOD2H8tURI Thu 17 Jan 2013 04:33:24 No. 30674406 Report What is this all about then?
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