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Every Gunner is a runner
Lalalalalalala...
If you're standing on a corner
With a red scarf around your neck
Tottenham boys will come and get you
And we'll break your fcuking neck!
Hark now hear,
The Tottenham sing the Arsenal run away,
And we will fight forever more because of boxing day!
All things bright and beautiful,
All creatures great and small,
Tottenham rule North London,
And arsenal rule fuck all!
We are the Tottenham the pride of the south,
We hate the Arsenal cos they are all mouth,
We took the north bank and that was fuck all,
The Tottenham will rise and the Arsenal will fall!
My old man said be a Arsenal fan,
I said "fcuk off, bollocks you're a c*nt"
We took the North Bank in half a minute,
We took the the Shed with the Chelsea in it,
We Hammered the Hammers,
With carving knifes and spanners,
We taught the Millwall how to fight,
So I'll never be a Gunner,
Cos every c*nts a runner,
That's what I told my old man!
Nayiiiiiiiiiiiiiiim
from the halfway line,
Nayiiiiiiiiiiiiiiim
from the halfway line,
Nayiiiiiiiiiiiiiiim
from the halfway line...
If I had the wings of a sparrow,
If I had the arse of a crow,
I'd fly over Arsenal Tomorrow,
And shit on the bastards below, below,
Shit on the bastards below!
There's only one Arsene Wenger,
Only one Arsene Wenger,
With a packet of sweets and a cheeky smile,
Wenger is a fucking peadophile!
Sing sing wherever you may be,
We beat the scum at Wem-ber-Ley,
They got one and we got three,
And we're going back to Wem-ber-ley!
He's only a poor little Gooner
He stands at the end of the Bank
He watches the reds
The football he dreads
So he ends up having a wank
He's only a poor little Gooner
His face is all tattered and torn
He made me feel sick
So I hit him with a brick
And now he doesn't sing anymore!
When I was just a little boy
I asked my mother what sould I be
Should I be Arsenal, should I be Spurs?
Here's what she said to me:
Wash your mouth out son
And go get your father's gun
We'll shoot the Arsenal scum
Shoot the Arsenal scum!
One yid went to war, went to war with Arsenal,
One yid and his baseball bat went to war with Arsenal,
Two yids went to war, went to war with Arsenal,
Two yids, One yid and his baseball bat went to war with Arsenal,
Three yids went to war, went to war with Arsenal,
Three Yids, Two yids, One yid and his baseball bat went to war with Arsenal,
Four Yids went to war, went to war with Arsenal,
Four Yids, Three Yids, Two yids, One yid and his baseball bat went to war with Arsenal...
WE HATE ARSENAL AND WE HATE ARSENAL
WE HATE ARSENAL AND WE HATE ARSENAL
WE HATE ARSENAL AND WE HATE ARSENAL
WE ARE THE ARSENAL HATERS!
They're turning Highbury into a public lavatory
They're turning Highbury into a public lavatory
They're turning Highbury into a public lavatory
So we can all piss up the wall!
Sing, sing wherever you may be
We beat the Scum at Wem-ber-lee
They scored one, and we scored three
And we went back to Wem-ber-lee!
Three-one
We beat the Scum three-one
We beat the Scum three-one
We beat the Scum three-one!
You've lost that Double feeling
Ohh, that Double feeling
You've lost that Double feeling
Now it's gone, gone, gone
Oh oh ohhhh!
Fuck off, boring Arsenal
Fuck off, boring Arsenal...
Fuck off Arsenal
We hate to say that name
You're the biggest wankers in the game!
Highbury is a library
Highbury is a library
Na na na na...
Is this the way to Amarillo
Thierry Henry is biting his pillow
He's got Sol Cambell up his arsehole
And Arsene Wenger sleeps with kids
la la la la la la la la YIDS!
la la la la la la la la YIDS!
la la la la la la la la YIDS!
And Arsene Wenger sleeps with kids...
We had joy, we had fun,
We had Arsenal on the run,
But the joy didn't last,
'Cause the b*st*rds ran too fast!
Arsenal sing, i dont know why,
after the game they're going to die!
Arsenal! Arsenal!
If your gonna wash your cock
you'd better wash your arse-n-al!
Always shit on the red side of town...
Build a bonfire
Build a bonfire
Put arsenal on the top
Stick chelsea in the middle
And burn the fuckin' lot!
Champions league your having a laugh,
Champions league your having a laugh...
Eng-er-land,
Eng-er-land,
Eng-er-land...