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Valerie : "LOOK, HOLLY...IT'S MS. WINGIT."
Holly : "WHERE?!"
Valerie : "OVER IN LINGERIE."
Holly : "MY TEACHER IS IN THE LINGERIE DEPARTMENT?! I DON'T WANT TO SEE THAT!!"
Valerie : "WE'RE ALL GIRLS, HOLLY...WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL?"
Alix : "*GASP* IS THAT YOUR...TEACHER?? BUYING UNDERWEAR?!"
Holly : "YES. MY EYEBALLS ARE BURNING."
Valerie : "GO SAY HI."
Holly : "ARE YOU NUTS?! THAT'S MY TEACHER!!
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW PERSONAL STUFF ABOUT HER...LIKE THE FACT THAT SHE BUYS UNDERWEAR!"
Holly hide behind Valerie
Valerie : "I SUPPOSE THE LAST PERSON SHE WANT TO SEE IS ONE OF HER WEIRD MIDDLE-SCHOOLERS."
Holly : "BACK AWAY SLOWLY AND WE'LL JUST FAAADE INTO HOUSEWARES..."
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