Hey /tech/, I have a question about how to get rid of this annoying virus that causes a white screen shortly after log in. The initial white-screening included a threat from the FBI, but the message had the grammatical structure of an 8 year old, so that proved to be phony. Anyway, this mess really needs to be fixed soon, as I am going to college at the end of the week and need my craptop to be back in semi-working order. If this helps, my laptop is a HP 2000 running windows 7.

tl;dr, my laptop has a white screen virus, please help