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Holy Jesus. What a pile of pants. The film is a pile of pants.
The best moment was when Tifa kicked some bloke's ass and the battle victory music played, she looked around bemused, and it turns out it is the bloke's mobile ringtone. That scene sums up the film: an attempt to entertain people who have played the game, but not even a semblance of a decent plot, characterization, or anything that will stir up any form of emotion except for a girly high-pitched giggle.
The action was impressive at first, but fight scenes are not enough to hold my attention for 2 hours. As far as I am concerned, it difficult to think of ways they could have made the film any worse.
The best moment was when Tifa kicked some bloke's ass and the battle victory music played, she looked around bemused, and it turns out it is the bloke's mobile ringtone. That scene sums up the film: an attempt to entertain people who have played the game, but not even a semblance of a decent plot, characterization, or anything that will stir up any form of emotion except for a girly high-pitched giggle.
The action was impressive at first, but fight scenes are not enough to hold my attention for 2 hours. As far as I am concerned, it difficult to think of ways they could have made the film any worse.
