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[1355936182] Horror Porn!

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Hi!
I'm a typical horror movie watcher. I masturbate all the fucking time, mostly every time I see red meat. Blood and meat and gore just turns me on. I have to see women screaming and getting decapitated to cum. Murder porn! I imagine that I'm the massmurderer on the screen, and just go around fucking women with my knife/axe/whatever. I'm normal! It's no secret that 75% of all people who watch horror movies, are just doing it to jerk off to them. If I bring a date, I bang her in the cinema while she screams and coughs blood. Satan used to be a major turn-on for me as well, but that got old at the turn of the century.
Am I right or am I right? I know that you have your hand down your pants right now, just thinking about killing all those bitches who didn't want you, don't you?