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Next year we'll have a "original comedy" where Seth Rogen plays a stoner who works at the white house as a tour guide and sucks at his job, but when all the secret service agents are killed by alien terrorists attacking the white house, it falls to him to fall in love with the president's daughter. Rogen will make loud incoherent noises to show that he is scared when he is hiding under Lincoln's bed (hilarious!) to avoid the aliens. Everyone will pretend that he is funny and a good actor.