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[1389539218] Lawak Cuti Sekolah

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lawak cuti sekolah

PENULIS / PELUKIS : TUKUL

Boy 1 bring an box contain television to his home.

Boy 1 : "Haha... akhirnya aku berjaya jugak beli TV LCD paling nipis.

Kira kat taman perumahan ni, aku orang pertama la yang beli TV nipis ni."

After the television was place at home and connected...

Boy 1 : "Baru la best layan HD.

Buat kopi O kaw dulu, baru syok tengok TV."

Meanwhile Boy 2 opened Boy 1's home's window and saw the television in Boy 1's living room.

Boy 2 : "Wow!"

Boy 2 took the television and run away from Boy 1's home.

Boy 2 : "Kira aku la orang pertama yang curi TV nipis kat taman perumahan ni. Kih kih kih!"

Boy 1 : "Woi! TV aku tak abih bayar lagi la!"

TUKUL TRIBUTE TO HAMMER.