First, we get ahold of some lemurs (because John Cleese likes the buggers for some reason) and then we track down some remote tibetan temple, and send them there. Then we write John Cleese and tell him that if we wants them, he has to go get them, and also spend six months in the temple trying to reach enlightenment, while we film his bewilderment for entertainment. If possible, you could also send Ricky Gervais over there, because he knows how to ask bewildered people just the right questions.