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Anonymous !!NrY/wodiFxL Tue 02 Aug 2011 10:32:00 No.15788111 View View Reply Original Report

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>I am no longer allowed to cast portal entry under the party with the exit 200 feet in the air when offended by disrespectful comments toward me.

WeeabooPete !!KadDxk6fnqZ

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WeeabooPete !!KadDxk6fnqZ Wed 03 Aug 2011 06:07:00 No.15798045 Report

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>Astral cuddling will never be a psionic discipline. Save that shit for your girlfriend when the rest of the players are gone

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2011 06:11:00 No.15798070 Report

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>I may not lead a peasant uprising and establish a non-feudal government
>>Even if the government has performed gross human rights violations
>>>Exception: any empire our DM made furry and/or while drunk
>I may no longer keep poisons given to me during an "evil" campaign after an assasination assignment
>>This rule can be considered void provided I tell the DM what I'm planning with them.
>I may not use the peasant rail gun
>If a roll a natural 20 on diplomacy, then I CAN use the same principal as a super-collider
>>I may not call any resulting material unobtanium
>Creating that zombie computer was a clever idea.
>>Turning it into a zombie skynet was not

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2011 06:11:00 No.15798077 Report

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>>15797984
>>15798003
>>15798031
>>15798045
Couldn't have just said it in one post?

Or is this a major fail samefagging...

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WeeabooPete !!KadDxk6fnqZ Wed 03 Aug 2011 06:11:00 No.15798078 Report

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>If I ever end a game of Adeptus Evangelion in this manner, I am banned from GMing for a month,

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2011 06:12:00 No.15798080 Report

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there's a really good list of thee for some Specialist in the Army. I just can't remember his name.

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WeeabooPete !!KadDxk6fnqZ Wed 03 Aug 2011 06:15:00 No.15798115 Report

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>>15798077
>>15798077
<ajor fail samefaggin. I tired, drunk, and figured the pretty pictures might make it funnier. i guess not. my bad. Have one more for the read, then. I'm out.

>my warlock will stop referring to every kill as 'sending them to the shadow realm'. The darkblast invocation does not help matters

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that guy your GM warned you about Wed 03 Aug 2011 06:16:00 No.15798120 Report

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> No longer am I allowed to play any form of Spy/Interrogator/Diplomat/Analyst due to my work experience in DC
> No longer am I allowed to attach a chain to two immovable rods to create "derpchaku"
> Nor am I allowed to use an immovable rod as hilt or as any component in any weapon.
> If I am only pretending to have a disability such as blindness/or deafness I must inform the DM before hand
> On second thought, just no pretending to be blind or deaf
> Or actually being blind or deaf
> I am not allowed to use bull sharks for fun or profit
> I am not allowed to own property.
> I am not allowed to use any vows ever.
> No Psionics. Nor am I allowed to steal Githyanki Silver swords to sell for fun and profit.
> I am not allowed to start any kind of revolution industrial/technological/political or spiritual.
> Glyph of Exploding Runes cannot be used as a tattoo for vain BBEGS
> I cannot grow more Black Lotus than I can put into a Small Bag of Holding.
> I am not allowed to Make horrible scientific chimeras involving warforged, oozes, demi-lich, elemental, and or golems or any combination of the above
> or Gnomes Halfings or Dwarfs
> Even if they whole-heartedly agree to it.
> If it explodes my character sheet will meet a fiery end
> No sharks with lasers. Ever. Or Flying sharks.
> No Shark-chucks
> No Bribing the GM's romantic interest with jewelry/money/video games to "fuck the GM's Brain out so they are more likely to be complacent and or go along with my shenanigans."
> I am not allowed to use the power of science and magic to make the following: Low Orbital Ion Cannons, Chainsaws, Light Sabers, Guns that make people dumber or Hell Ball Machine guns
> All of these rules are immediately repealed if I GM the game session in the style of Brian Blessed

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2011 06:24:00 No.15798205 Report

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>I am no longer allowed to make my unarmed attacks into ranged attacks
>Especially not as a Warforged
>Rocket Punches do not fit the atmosphere of Dungeons & Dragons

durpamus

durpamus Wed 03 Aug 2011 06:32:00 No.15798279 Report

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>>I am no longer allowed to look at, think, or acknowledge the existence of the weeaboo book of fighting magic
>>especially not a warblade
>>I am no longer allowed to use silverware
>>I am no longer allowed to invent indoor plumbing
>>I am no longer allowed to invent loading mechanisms for primitive fire arms
>>I am no longer allowed to invent elevators either
>>I am no longer allowed to give the dm the choice on an invent check Nat 20 between death cannon and power armor
>>I am no longer allowed to take knowledge architecture and engineering
>>I am no longer allowed to take knowledge
>>I am no longer allowed to take professions
>>actually skills are right out
>>under no circumstance am I allowed to build a soul eating wish machine

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2011 06:39:00 No.15798349 Report

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>>15798279
>>>under no circumstance am I allowed to build a soul eating wish machine

No Heinrich King of Blades you mustn't become a magical girl.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2011 06:42:00 No.15798387 Report

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http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/15788111/
Archived for holy shit this thread is hilarious.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2011 07:16:00 No.15798804 Report

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>>15798080
Skippy's List. http://skippyslist.com/list/

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2011 07:44:00 No.15799115 Report

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Don't forget to request on chanarchive as well.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2011 07:44:00 No.15799120 Report

Quoted By: >>15799978

>I am no longer allowed to play a demilich who believes himself to be the god of pastry chefs.
>>said demilich cannot use a custom crafted epic spell (Epic pastry creation) to rain sugary baked goods over a two square mile area for an entire day.
>I am no longer allowed to play a homosexual evoker who attacks only those enemies who have committed high crimes against fashion.
>I am no longer allowed to play a hobgoblin sumotori/
>>Especially when said sumotori kills the BBEG by teleporting sixty feet above him, arms stretched out, yelling, "FIVE STAR FROG SPLASH!"

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2011 09:15:00 No.15799978 Report

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>>15799120
i suppose rolling thunder and spinning heel kicks are banned too then?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2011 09:34:00 No.15800136 Report

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>I am no longer allowed to inscribe explosive runes on stones that that read "ALAHU ACKBAR!".
>I am no longer allowed to give said explosive rune stones to the thrall horde of my friend.
>I am DEFINITELY not allowed to instruct the thrall horde on the explosive rune stone usage In a parody of Enemy at the Gates thusly

> "The one with the stone shouts the phrase when near the enemy, when the one with the stone gets killed the one without a stone picks up the stone and shouts the phrase near the enemy"

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2011 09:53:00 No.15800308 Report

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>I am no longer allowed to loudly sing "I GET KNOCKED DOWN, BUT I GET UP AGAIN.." while captured to annoy the shit out my captors in WoD
>I am no longer allowed to play a Techpriest with treads for legs and four servo arms with Devastator weapons
>I am no longer allowed to have a hollowed out staff filled with strong alcohol for sudden fire magic and intoxication
>I am no longer allowed to, and I quote "solve all of my problems with a shotgun"
>I am no longer allowed to use multiple grenade launchers at once with the force
>I cannot call things "schway" without the fear of death
>I can no longer drive a semi truck full of explosives and bullets into an enemy, detonate it, and walk away slowly while smoking a cigar

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2011 10:25:00 No.15800583 Report

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>I am allowed to play a warrior.
Thats it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2011 10:42:00 No.15800728 Report

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>My Void Master is no longer allowed the access codes for the cargo bay airlocks
>My Void Master is no longer allowed the access codes for any airlocks
>Just because the Best Quality weapon is pretty does not mean that it's literally crying out for use.
>In future, weapons which are literally crying out for use are to be afforded more security than Voidman Bob and his three-legged cyber-mastiff.
>It does not matter how well-balanced the Freeboota is, he is still not valid macrocannon ammo.
>I am to stop trying to find out whether Eldar maidens produce rainbows when they orgasm, even if it is for science.
>I will never again wear anything to an Ecclesiarchy conference which provokes mass self-flagellation.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2011 11:06:00 No.15800924 Report

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I'm actually not allowed to play any wizard/cleric/druid/bard/rouge/paladin/ranger/monk/psion/barbarian/elf/dwarf/gnome/human/tiefling/de
va/shardmind/minotuar/dragonborn/half-dragon/thrikreen. And if I play a fighter in AD&D I may not use the Ultimate Fighter's Handbook nor may I specialize with any weapon other then a hand crossbow. I'm pretty sure the rest of the group hates me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2011 12:38:00 No.15801600 Report

Quoted By: >>15801931

I am not allowed to survive re-entry by surfing on a shard of my dreadnaught's exploded hull, even if the dice say I can

I am not allowed to create a Salarian-fetishist Krogan, even if the party salarian thinks it's hilarious

I am not allowed to biotically levitate, aim, and fire more guns than fit in the armoury without implant overload, even if the dice say I can.

Mass effect tabletop is exactly as much fun as it sounds

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2011 12:55:00 No.15801677 Report

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>My character is no longer allowed to be mentally retarded
>If my character is retarded, my default response to everything new is not allowed to be "I slap it with a rabbit corpse"

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2011 13:00:00 No.15801704 Report

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>>15800728
>not allowed to vent

Wow shit's gotta suck. That is our primary method of dealing with shit. Even when boarding another vessel, we find a way to vent it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2011 13:34:00 No.15801839 Report

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Man, I wish I had awesome ones like these, but my GM usually catches such instances before they happen. Only ones I have are:

>I am not allowed to invent or drive any vehicle that works on land, sea, and air.
>I am not allowed to roleplay in a British accent, because I suck at it.
>Or Irish.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2011 13:56:00 No.15801931 Report

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>>15801600
Or rather, it's better than I make it sound but the DM liked Matt Ward.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2011 14:07:00 No.15802001 Report

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>>15792209
Derek is that you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2011 14:12:00 No.15802030 Report

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>Bagpipes are not an allowed instrument when playing bard.
>Neither is the vuvuzela.
>Combining these two instruments gets me a one-way trip to a very special circle of hell.
>There is no such thing as Orctoberfest.
>When playing a gnome, there's no calling elves, orcs or dragons "easy", just because there are no half-gnomes.
>When playing a Divine class, no singing of the classic Disney song "Hellfire".
>No saying that the Becoming God is being build in a cave, with a box of scraps.
>No Rickrolling people in languages they do not speak.
>There is no such thing as a vorpal crowbar.
>Even if they did, no pointing out the Simpsons did it first.
>Shardmind Shard Slayers are not like the Immortals from Highlander. When playing one, I cannot say "There can be only one!" when killing one.
>When playing a Dragonborn, no chanting the Prophecy of the Dragonborn from Skyrim.

Kreetn !TROLlvzGSU

Kreetn !TROLlvzGSU Wed 03 Aug 2011 14:30:00 No.15802135 Report

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>>15791709
>oath of poverty
>munchkin's favorite oath
just as planned

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2011 14:42:00 No.15802238 Report

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This thread is glorious. Today is my birthday, /tg/, and I thank you for this thread. It's kept me laughing for hours.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2011 16:29:00 No.15802937 Report

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>No longer allowed to say "The solution to everything is called 'Wish'"
>No longer allowed to say "The solution to everything is called 'Miracle'"
>No longer allowed to say "The solution to everything is called 'Reality Revision'"
>No longer allowed to say "The solution to everything is called 'Gate in an Efreet'"
>No longer allowed to say "The solution to everything is called 'Gate in a Solar'"
>No longer allowed to say "The solution to everything is called 'Gate in a Balor'"
>No longer allowed to cause monsters to Disjunct our God-crafted items just to summon them unleashed on our foes (even if it leveled a part of Gehenna the first time)
>No longer allowed to play Good/Evil/Law/Chaos-native Outsiders
>No longer allowed to play an Elan cerebromancer baleful-polymorphed into a Mind Flayer
>No longer allowed to build a Cloistered Cleric with Spontaneous Domain : Spells just so that I don't ever have to prepare a spell list
>No longer allowed to teach Psionic characters how to recharge their PPs in full in under a round
>No longer allowed to teach Sorcerers the meaning of "Arcane Thesis"
>The "BROKEN" section in optimization forums in NOT a tutorial resource
>No longer allowed "craft contingent spell"
>No longer allowed "contingent wish"
>Barring evocation is a good idea every time for several reasons.
>Not allowed to retcon history as a side-effect of completing a quest
>Not allowed to be immune to the whole game system
>Not allowed to build a Master Specialist Abjurer Incantatrix Archmage to justify being immune to the whole game system
>A psyker who casts 300 bolts of 300 dmg each over a mile-wide circle in a round is not "an interesting character concept"
>A psyker who casts 300 bolts of 300 dmg each over a mile-wide circle in a round is not "an exciting boss challenge"
>Even if there's one in Eisenhorn/Ravenor

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Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2011 18:53:00 No.15803863 Report

Quoted By: >>15803899 >>15804884

>>15791367 Some stuff I forgot.
>Not allowed to quote Legend of the Galactic Heroes in character, no matter how appropriate it is and whether or not my character is a fucking weaboo.
>Not allowed to plot an invasion of Terminal Dogma for the purpose of stealing Adam and backstabbing NERV, even if we would have totally pulled it off.
>Can't take out a full-grown soldier as a 15-year-old girl, even if he fucked up his parry check.
>Even though it worked and was awesome, probably shouldn't cause the perfect soldier to turn back into a raving, cannibalistic berserker.
>>Especially not by beating him up and then making out with him in full view of the OD.
>Not allowed to use real-world nature survival knowledge to destroy the DM's outdoorsy setpiece, even if the character in charge is justified.
>>Especially not allowed to make the DM give up by slaughtering a bear and then making off with its leg for food.
>Not allowed to order drinks that the DM has to look up.
>>Not allowed to order drinks that the DM has to look up *for other party members*, in or out of character.
>Not allowed to use my superior knowledge of computing to destroy the DM's "Everything is Online" campaign, even if my character is the best hacker in the world.
>As referenced earlier, not allowed to seduce Death, even if she is hot and the dice say I do.
>>Especially if she is hot.
>>>ESPECIALLY especially if I'm playing a Dr. Manhattan-tier pornomancer.
>>>>Hyper Upper Especially if she's supposed to be the mind controlled fuckslave of another player's villain PC.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2011 18:57:00 No.15803899 Report

Quoted By: >>15803905 >>15804674 >>15804763 >>15804884

>>15803863
>Probably shouldn't spend fifteen minutes describing how I climb Zeruel/perform a Super Inazuma Kick/fight off five Jet Togethers, even if the DM does give me a +60 bonus for amazing roleplay.
>>Similarly, not allowed to play off the DM's love of Gunbuster to get huge bonuses.
>When playing a wuxia game in future, I will render my character name in the English translation, not in Mandarin, if I want the rest of the party to be able to pronounce it.
>I will not refer to the annoying-as-shit loli as 'Runt'.
>>After their player is kicked out of every campaign they're in, I will not nickname them "PS3".
>Not allowed to use Mimic Field on Adam and shut his ass down with an Anti-AT Field learned off him.
>Not allowed to make a build designed to do 8d10 damage per turn, even if it does leave me suicidally open.
>My ATT is no longer allowed to cream her flightsuit when she oversynchs with her Evangelion, even if I play it for creepy and the other pilots tease her for it, because some of the players find this strangely arousing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2011 18:58:00 No.15803905 Report

Quoted By: >>15803911 >>15804674 >>15804884

>>15803899
>Not allowed to come up with any plan that will result in the swift death of one half of the PCs, even if they are on the other team and a pair of dicks.
>Not allowed to defeat the DMPC in single combat.
>>Especially not because I've actually read DH core and am using combat actions the DM is unfamiliar with.
>>>Especially not if I'm playing a girl.
>Not allowed to mock the "loli powerboost" in character.
>>Especially not when I'm under house arrest for showing the loli up.
>Not allowed to make everyone else look bad by throwing a mock battle to gather intelligence on them while hiding my own, even if they are on the opposite side.
>>Not allowed to beat up the Champion in single combat on my debut, even if the dice say I can.
>Goblins are sentient creatures, not pets.
>Removing a creature's sentience does not qualify it was a pet.
>I should not receive a pension for babysitting the Int 6 party members.
>Being immune to the DM's "you take this 12 damage" fiat is not considered to be in good taste.
>Not allowed to convince the idiot pointman that whenever he turns up to a session late, the other characters have spent the time he missed in a gigantic girlpile.
>>Especially if my character is male.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2011 18:58:00 No.15803911 Report

Quoted By: >>15803944 >>15804884

>>15803905
>I should remember that tabletop games should involve dice rolling, and any plan which secures victory without rolling at least one die is not allowed.
>My friend and I will not hook up our characters for the express purpose of avoiding being coerced into cybering with that one guy.
>>Even if we play the incredibly-fast hookup realistically.
>Not allowed to play a hero-turned-villain who answers his cell phone when his hero girlfriend calls.
>>Especially not if he is drinking beer and playing videogames with her boss at the time.
>I am not allowed to have any Device rig that grants me 2000 or more pp, even if the rules say I can.
>>Similarly, I am not allowed to use a simple back-and-forth rig to get 300 pp, even if the rules say I can.
>I am not allowed to play any male character who can be misconstrued as a female.
>>Especially not in a game full of lesbians.
>>>Especially especially when I can win opposed seduction rolls against them on a take10.
>I am forbidden from declaring The Blues Brothers canon, no matter how much sense it makes.

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Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2011 19:02:00 No.15803944 Report

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>>15803911
>If the rules say that newbies can't use real-life cards from Extreme Victory onwards but allow anime cards, I will not build an anime-cards-only Temporal Machine God deck that perfectly counterpicks all the moderators.
>Similarly, I am no longer allowed to play roleplay decks which revolve around: Aura Armor, Self Destruct Button, cards with "Cat" in the name, Super Vehicroid Stealth Union, Gorz the Emissary of Darkness, Satellite Cannon, Flint, Victory Viper XX03, the Volcanic archetype, Core Chimails/Koa'Ki Meiru, the Tech Genus archetype, Synchro monsters in general, Gandora the Dragon of Destruction, "direct attack" cards, Trap Monsters, anything that I'm borrowing from the guy who topped a tournament with a deck containing Neo-Spacians but no instances of Neos, Exodius the Ultimate Forbidden Lord, Dark God, any deck containing more than 30 traps and less than 5 monsters, any deck used by and in memory of that girl in our circle who died, Amazoness, White Knights, the Armor Subtype, any deck which runs three copies of Grave of the Super-Ancient Organism, Quasar/Halberd Making Game decks that can consistently summon Shooting Quasar Dragon or Tech Genus Halberd Cannon MAXXX-INFINITY in a single turn, any deck capable of Accel Synchro Summoning, any deck capable of *Delta* Accel Synchro Summoning, any deck based around a card which hasn't been updated with Waboku's errata, Scab-Scar Knight.
>I am not allowed to bluff my opponent into thinking that I have Mirror Force facedown and then top into it on my next turn.
>Can't play mindgames with my opponent by declaring their obvious next play before they make it.
>Shadow Duels are not "best 2 out of 3".

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2011 19:06:00 No.15803975 Report

Quoted By: >>15804124

>I am no longer allowed to harvest the genitals from the dead and keep them in a bag strung on my waist.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2011 19:26:00 No.15804124 Report

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>>15803975
Even if it gives you a bonus to Intimidate?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2011 19:27:00 No.15804131 Report

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>i am no longer allowed to play a dread necromancer
>i am no longer allowed to raise the dead of our enemies, even if the rules allow it
>i am no longer allowed to have CHA be over 18
>i am no longer allowed to have a minion be a gigantic dire beetle, even if the DM pits us against it
>i am no longer allowed to hollow out said gigantic dire zombie beetle
>i am no longer allowed to mount siege weapons on said gigantic dire zombie beetle
>i am certainly no longer allowed to create zombie tanks for my party of other halflings
>i am no longer allowed to have my party of halflings ride around in said gigantic zombie dire beetle tank with a ballista mounted on it

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2011 19:48:00 No.15804284 Report

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>There are rules for crossbows for creatues a size larger than Medium. These are not anywhere near the rules for siege equipment.
>>When playing a Large creature, no calling my crossbow the Piecemaker.
>>>I may not quote Discworld more than once a session.
>>>>Holding your crossbow "Gangsta style" will cause the bolt to fall off, no matter what the dice say.
>There are no rules for crowdsurfing. My idea of surfing kobolds into battle is automatically vetoed.
>When playing an Orc, saying "It's not easy being green." will get me automatically kicked.
>I have no need for Vorpal razor blades.
>"Human resource management" does not involve eating any party members.
>There is no WoD supplement based on Thriller. I must stop asking.
>When I try to perform any action that might hurt the Lady of Pain, I die. No matter what the dice say.
>"Io Io Tiamat Fhtagn." is not a proper prayer.
>I am not allowed to kill death.
>>I may only fight death if I am Theodore Roosevelt.
>I can use several accents for my character if I wanted to. But not at the same time.
>>Brian Blessed is not a way of speaking.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2011 20:34:00 No.15804674 Report

Quoted By: >>15804704 >>15804763

>>15803899
>>15803905
My god, what is it with your DM and his loli obsession?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2011 20:36:00 No.15804704 Report

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>>15804674
Two *different* fucking DMs, man...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2011 20:39:00 No.15804723 Report

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>I am no longer allowed to secretly betray the rest of the party to the BBEG in the first session
>especially not if I get the BBEG to make me his right hand man

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2011 20:44:00 No.15804763 Report

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>>15804674
Oh, about the loli in >>15803899
That's actually a *third* game, and the lolicon that time was another player (TWO of them actually; they both got drummed out).

!zHe7DH816A

!zHe7DH816A Wed 03 Aug 2011 20:59:00 No.15804884 Report

Quoted By: >>15804927

>>15803863
>>15803899
>>15803905
>>15803911
>>15803944
I remember practically all of these except the goblin ones.

>Not allowed to retroactively spend Hero Points to affect matters metafictional when the DM randomly declares to the players he cares about that they recharge as Fate AND are gifted to half-PL value in powered form.
>>Especially not via pooling of said HPs that the players the DM didn't care about were never made aware they had available.
>Not allowed to plug Pizza Hut's Bacon Cheeseburger Supreme pizza when the group is predominantly American, no matter how much research I've done to make actions, landmarks, etc. appropriate to non-American settings.
>Not allowed to give my villains INT/CHA scores commensurate to the average Ace Attorney witness.
>>Unless we're playing an Ace Attorney game, in which case the cap is lifted to "average Death Note secondary."
>>>Unless we're playing a Death Note game, in which case I've already probably been booted for playing too accurate a Light or L.
>>>>Hell, make that in *ANY* setting.
>Must be mindful from now on that the difference between a Rules Lawyer and a That Guy is whether or not the game in question has any intent on following the rules, much less equally enforcing them.
>No longer allowed to simply stand back and let the group burn when they go apeshit about dissenting opinions being made public. It's unfair to the Rules Lawyer when he gets much of the blame after I put all that hard work into telling it like it is.

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!zHe7DH816A Wed 03 Aug 2011 21:04:00 No.15804927 Report

Quoted By: >>15805847

>>15804884
>No longer allowed to conflate becoming Gendum with evolution.
>>Especially if my character's desire to evolve is largely inspired by the Parasite Eve series.
>>>Extra Especially if her powered form is rigged to teleport-kick, throw fire, Overdive, etc.
>>>>Fuck it, at this point I'm barred from using PE, Metal Gear Solid, Code Lyoko, most Gundam AUs, most Super Robot Wars games and cast members, pretty much all of Konami, Final Fantasies 6, 8, and 9, and anything built on Source as in-world or fictional inspirations for my characters.
>>>>>Maximum Hyper Especially if the end product of aforementioned shenanigans is meant to be romantically involved with anything made by the Rules Lawyer.
>>>>>>Final Maximum Hyper Especially if they engage in /d/eviant intercourse, on-camera or off.
>Not allowed to make characters revolving around nested puns.
>>Especially if already in violation of the aforementioned.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2011 21:44:00 No.15805286 Report

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My group is far less full of grumps and we just love doing shit like this, so my list is mostly our "you shouldn't be allowed to do this in a universe with a benevolent god" list:
>shouldn't be allowed to use science to figure out exactly how much energy a storm chamber can create and use it to power whatever we damn well feel like
>shouldn't be allowed to use storm chambers to create perpetual motion electro magnetic generators
>shouldn't be allowed to make warjacks for less than 10% market price powered by said generators
>shouldn't be allowed to be a twenty foot tall, huge trollkin frenzied berserker
>>especially not if his motivation is hunger
>shouldn't be allowed to make Calliope rocket launchers to attach to whatever we damn well feel like
>should never have been allowed to combine dragon mech with iron kingdoms, whatever were you thinking
>the arcane mechanik should not be able to disable the 140+ HD Gargantuan II mech in one round
>>He should not then be able to attach a cortex and automators to it to make a Gargantuan II warjack
>there should never have been a Sister of Battle in the Rogue Trader game
>>especially not with all the heresy going on
>>>the Rogue Traders should have never been permitted to have ork crew members
>>>>nor Kroot
>Campaigns should probably stop ending in nuclear apocalypse and orbital strikes
>>Especially if the players didn't realize they were going to happen
We have a lot of fun

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2011 22:25:00 No.15805614 Report

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>I am not allowed to "KICK IT IN THE FACE WITH MY ENERGY LEGS"
>>Even if I am playing an Obrimos Mage
>After Mr Faces, I am not allowed to play a Malkavian. Ever.
>>Nor am I allowed to play a character suffering from extreme paranoia

Stupid group, not letting me have any fun (even if my definition of 'fun' is their definition of 'that's fucked up yo').

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2011 22:47:00 No.15805847 Report

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>>15793432
>>15804927
what the fuck is wrong with you. NONE of these things are good ideas.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Aug 2011 23:33:00 No.15806280 Report

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>My clerics are no longer allowed to cast Remove Disease on prostitutes for a discount.

At least, I think that's the point the DM was trying to get across when he inflicted death by succubus on said cleric.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 04 Aug 2011 01:14:00 No.15807231 Report

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Despite my characters stats I am no longer allowed to;
>Recreate the following A.I's - Shodan, Hal 9000, >GLaDos or Icarus/Daedalus
Recreate the following fictional corperations -
>Stark Industries, Weyland-Yutani or Liandri Corp.
>>Doubly so if to evade the DM's thinly veiled X-Men campain by going to outer space.
In fact, I am no longer allowed to play Gadgeteer.

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