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The World of Tomorrow

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"Build a New Life on a New Planet" they said. What a load of shit. I was stuck clearing mud off the landing platform for three weeks because some idiot decided to build the planetfall base on a damn flood plain. Not to mention we were stuck in fucking barracks for a month because the assholes in charge didn't bother to supply enough habs for everyone. We had to shower weekly because they packed the wrong filters so we were stuck using two water purifiers. I finally got my hab with all the water I want, only problem is it comes through the roof when it rains. The only thing they didn't lie about was the pay. Of course, there ain't anywhere to spend it in fifty light years.