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A spess mehreen was walkin2 batel wit his batel brutha n they were crossin da warp.

he sed "bbz will u serve teh emprah 4evr"

he said "NO..""

da spess mehreen cryed N ran across da warp b4 da corps emprah came on the sine.

batel brutha was cryin and went to pic up his body.

he was ded.

he whispered 2 his corpse "I ment 2 sey i will serve teh emprah FIVE-ever..." (dat mean he serv Emprah moar den 4evr)

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