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Corporate Wizard here.
> Come into work this morning.
> Going through my inbox, setting up Major Image and Tongues spells for a teleconference with Japan.
> Suddenly urgent phone call from person in another department.
> "Melissa lost the TPS report. We need it for a meeting with the client in one hour. Can you find it using magic?"
> Didn't prep Locate Object this morning.
> Have never seen the TPS report before to orient on.
> Half the rooms in the office are lead-lined to defeat scrying spells anyway.
> Try to explain all this to the person on the phone.
> "What the hell do we keep a wizard on the payroll for, then?"
> Hangs up on me angrily.
I should have joined the army. At least then I can chuck fireballs at orcish insurgents.
> Come into work this morning.
> Going through my inbox, setting up Major Image and Tongues spells for a teleconference with Japan.
> Suddenly urgent phone call from person in another department.
> "Melissa lost the TPS report. We need it for a meeting with the client in one hour. Can you find it using magic?"
> Didn't prep Locate Object this morning.
> Have never seen the TPS report before to orient on.
> Half the rooms in the office are lead-lined to defeat scrying spells anyway.
> Try to explain all this to the person on the phone.
> "What the hell do we keep a wizard on the payroll for, then?"
> Hangs up on me angrily.
I should have joined the army. At least then I can chuck fireballs at orcish insurgents.
