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rolled 4 = 4Grab your favorite deck, shuffle it and then draw until you get a monster. Set the monster aside, then repeat until you have 6 monsters. Assign each monster a number, then roll 1d6 to select one.

This monster is now your Ka, you can summon it to battle against the Ka of others. How screwed/powerful are you?

>1 - Card Guard
>2 - Slate Warrior
>3 - Doom Shaman
>4 - Garlandolf, King of Destruction
>5 - Archfiend Empress
>6 - Dark Necrofear