mfw aliens claim to be sooo superior to humans.

Let me as you a question xeno. You have ftl right? If that is the case then you could consume the entire mass of the visible universe and convert it to individuals of your own species in less than six thousand years if you could maintain the same population growth humans do today. Of course you couldn't disassemble stars or gas giants, and not all material can be made into your own flesh or machines that serve you. But you still should have conquered the entire universe within that time frame.

Or if not you have relativistic space travel that can achieve an average velocity of 0.1C right? Well in that case it should only take about 1 million years for you to spread to every stellar system in the galaxy. And since two species capable of space travel are unlike to arise within one million years of eachother, then why have you not taken over the galaxy yet if you should have had all the time you needed to do so.

My hypothesis: you are weak willed faggots that respect life and aren't imperialist enough.

This universe deserves a better class sapient life form, and we're gonna give it to'em.