I once had a girlfriend for some time who was really pretty and played necrons. We'd sometimes paint together but she was a really shitty painter and it frustrated her to see me painting my armies so well.
she always left her necrons at my place. Several friends left their armies at my place because I had the gaming table and all of the terrain.
One day that girl dumped me out of the blue, and later, when she came by my place to pick up her stuff, she asked where her necrons were.
I told her they were in Texas, because that's where the gentleman who bought them on ebay lived.