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FUNNY DARK HERESY

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FUNNY DARK HERESY THREAD!

>Four players, me(Psyker), Arbiter,Guardsman and Tech Priest
>In a large hive city
>Some nobles are supposedly corrupted
>Break into higher levels
>Tech priest and Guardsman go to find a vehicle
>Me and Arbiter go to kidnap the 'corrupt noble'
>Shoot-han
>Kill-han
>Bennihill-ahn
>Break into his office, "WHO ARE YOU?! GAU-"
>Boink
>Run-ahn
>Hide-ahn