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Story time, /TG/

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The People of Nothing.

There once was a land of innocence. A place that had never seen so much as a spark of the arcane or a flicker of the divine. A land that had sprung up from the chaos of creation, unfettered by the unusual or supernatural. Born from fire and cooled by time, endowed only with grounding reason, the people that sprung from it were a people of practicality and kindness. There was war, but it never lasted long. There was murder, but it was not the way people behaved. There were no grand powers, no great kingdoms, no true factions. Just people who lived in different places. They lived and died quickly, leaving only daughters, sons and things of the earth in their place.

Then came the fey- the first race to land on this strange, harsh and banal place. It was a hard place to live for them, the first visitors surviving only through contact with the People. The fey loved the People, for they worked hard against the grain of harsh life on their world and dreamed passionately by night. From their union came the Elves, who though just newly born on that world were already far older than the People themselves, and so the fey from other lands lived again in Nowhere. Adapted to the salty, jagged place, they shared land and dreams alike with the natives. Together, but always separate from one another, meeting only at the crossroads of a lullaby. Like wakefulness and dreaming.

The Orcs were next to this land. Without suitable opponents, the orcs soon found themselves redundant. In the beginning they made war on the people, but in the end they made love, for the People of Nothing were no threat to them, and never sought to be. With no paranoia of raids in the night or warfare, the mellowed, less intelligent grey skins civilized. There was plenty of bounty to share, and plenty of space from which to live. Why fight over what is too big for any one person to own?