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Making a homebrew system for my group

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The year is 199X. Crime is rampant. Drugs are dealt to toddlers. Violent television and rap music indoctrinate our youth. Heck, Baywatch Nights got another season. Times are tough, with a capital T.

But it gets even worse. At a top secret military laboratory deep beneath Bemidji, Minnesota, during a routine maintenance check, the computer system A.R.T.I (“Artificial Remote Testing Intelligence”) developed sentience and took control of the facility. It now threatens to use the facility's experimental weaponry against the people of the U.S.A.

At the special request of President Billy, you've been flown out to northern Minnesota to meet with General Frank C. Orwell, who will brief you fully on the situation. You're the best of the best, with the skills America need to stop A.R.T.I.

Are you bad enough dudes to save the world?