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hey /tg/, i had a weird dream last night, i just wanted to share it.
S.T.A.L.K.E.R.
You are a horrible assassin.
Anonymous
>>14735718 well i killed a few of the patrolls to get there, i wasnt tasked to kill her tho, but i failed in my task, so i raped her....
Protip: Asuka is my Waifu
Anonymous
>>14735752 I must ask good sir, what caused you to lose the castle?
Didn't you shoot off the Necron Lord's head? And therefore he is incapable of stopping you from inserting the orb into the the device.
Anonymous
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>>14735773 he got his orb in the maching before i did, transfering ownership to his lord... i dono it made sence in the dream, to take it back i would have to take it back from his lord
Anonymous
Who were you working for, and just what kind of assassin were you?
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>>14735773 Perhaps you might take your business elsewhere, good suh.
Anonymous
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Also, necrons phase out after being rendered incapacitated.
Anonymous
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This bothers me.
The God-Emperor of Mankind
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>>14735773 Shut the fuck up.
Anonymous
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>>14735786 i dont know actually the dream stared as i was breaching the castle walls, i know it was a guard castle (an imperial castle) and necrons, nids and Dark Eldar where fighting over it
i think it was DE i was working for
Anonymous
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OPs dream is win
Anonymous
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so Asuka is Imperial Guard?
Laughing God
I once dreamt of killing my entire family with a serrated breadknife screaming FOR THE EMPEROR. They were all crazy heretics and it was a happy dream because the Emperor prevailed in the end as the only one standing, injured and gored, was me.
Anonymous
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Dream logic guys. Shit makes sense without making sense, you just feel the NEED.
Anonymous
>>14735895 i woke up was sad, hard, and confused
i thought it was an awsome dream, murder, killed a necron, and got to have sex with my Waifu
S.T.A.L.K.E.R.
>>14735752 You raped your waifu? You're not only a horrble assassin. You're also a horrible husbando.
Anonymous
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I once had a dream where a Land Speeder crashed from the sky into a city and Master Chief and an Eldar jumped from it. Then they run off the screen and suddenly they were in a tropical jungle. World leaders were following them, among with lots of armed men and they were trying to run away 'n shit.
Anonymous
>>14735923 i dont think you understand the extent of my obsession
War, War never changes
The God-Emperor of Mankind
Well I dreamt that one day that I woke up as usual, and GLaDOS was my operating system on my laptop for some reason, she promised shed make me rich and give me cake if I started up Aperture Science laboratories with her.
Anonymous
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OP.
Laughing God
>>14735907 That's because you have no faith, Heretic. You accomplished nothing, sacrificed nothing, you get nothing. Have a good day sir.
Laughing God
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>>14735944 That's because you have no faith, Heretic. You accomplished nothing, sacrificed nothing, you get nothing. Have a good day sir.
oooh deja vu
Anonymous
>>14735930 Might I suggest purchasing a giant pillow case with Asuka on it?
It will probably quell some of your more troubling obsessive impulses. If not, then at least you have a Asuka pillow to cuddle while you sleep.
Anonymous
>>14735962 Fuck the Emperor, it was in the name of Commorragh
Laughing God
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>>14735970 Oh, lovely place. Been there, done that.
The God-Emperor of Mankind
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>>14735968 THE FUCK DID I TELL YOU TO DO BITCH? STAY DOWN AND SHUT UP.
Laughing God
Anonymous
Today, while admiring my physique in the mirror, I thought I looked like an Atlas in an suit.
Anonymous
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>>14735968 What's her name? I saw her drawings posted and I have even known someday story behind it, but I don't remember now.
Anonymous
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>>14736021 That's a fulfilling and pleasant activity, I know that myself.
One of my better dreams - where I wasn't wearing a nice black skirt I mean - was where I, a Word Bearers Chaos Lord, was busy skydiving all the way to the mall in anticipation of a tomorrow's exam. And pulling parachutes literally out of my power-armored spiked arse.
...maybe I should really stop playing Just Cause 2. I feel like I'm losing my grip on reality with all the desires to rappel up tall buildings and blow up every broadcast tower I stumble across.
Anonymous
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Several years ago, while I was sick with a anasty fever, I dreamt that a giant spider with a human mouth, breasts under its cephalothorax, and a human vagina where its spinnerets would be tied me down with webbing and had her way with me.
Anonymous
I had a horrible nightmare. I dreamed that I was a socially inept, overweight idiot with a dubious future typing away onto a site to no real purpose or gain.
Laughing God
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>>14736109 "It's funny because it's true." _Richard, chief warlock of the brothers of darkness, lord of the thirteen hells, master of the bones, emperor of the black, lord of the dead, and mayor of a little village up the coast.
Anonymous
>>14735968 >>14735773 Seems like the stinking piece of ban evading sergal shit finally gets what he deserves. Hope that someone finds that little cocksucker and shoves his posting behavior up his ass until it hits teeth.
Anonymous
>>14735704 >>14736591 Unfortunately for your hopes, this is like the 5th time I've seen him banned in the last two weeks. And these are only the ones I've noticed. At this point the mod has to be copy pasting the ban message in for him due to needing to do it so much.
Deathleaper's Fangirl !!YD/t8+iuFvd
>>14736617 There is no single Sergalfag. It's just a persona and set of images various people use for trolling with. If you look at the file names used, you can often see they're different from thread to thread - showing them as having been saved, renamed, and reposted by someone new.
Anonymous
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>>14736646 It's a meme-virus.
Anonymous
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OP are you a person who vividly remembers their dreams even after waking up? Mine fade pretty quick after I'm awake unless I write down the fragments I can still grasp. Only nightmares, it seems, stay with me.
