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Jester
Let's say someone like Clopin from Hunchback of Notre Dame
So you want
Entertaining abilities, fully capable of drawing a crowd, lithe and acrobatic, some magic (mainly illusions), full of esoteric knowledge, and though not a out-and-out fighter, capable of performing some tricks
You want a Bard
You want spells such as Ghost Sound, Prestidigitation, Summon Instrument, Animate Rope, Charm Person, Disguise Self, Expeditious Retreat (whose name is quite ill-fitted), Hideous Laughter, Silent Image, etc. etc. etc. And hopefully a DM who doesn't have his head up his ass and realizes that creatures don't get a Will save against illusions for just hearing/seeing them
You want skills such as Tumble and Perform (Tomfoolery)
You want feats such as Snowflake War-dance, Improved Trip, Improved Disarm.
You want to boost your AC to high heaven