>passing through university parking lot
>see couple arguing
>guy grabs girl by the arm, struggle ensues
>girl: "you're hurting me!"
>dude stops when he sees me walk by
>girl stares on with a look of desperation
>yell at them, "WHAT?!"
>keep on walking (like a boss)
>ALPHA AS FUCK

Yeah like I'm gonna do anything. You know what would've happened? I'd say some shit and then the chick would be all like, "Mind your own fucking business, stop trying to be a hero." Then they'd both laugh in my face and drive home so they can fuck all night long.

Yeah no, I choose to circumvent their stupid game.