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Anonymous Fri 29 Apr 2011 16:06:00 No.14751071 View View Reply Original Report

You just realized that all Imperial tech was backwards engineered from Eldar

-Using Psykers to guide ships through the warp(Webway)
-Plasma guns(Starcannons)
-Fear of change and Chaos(Just a given)
-Lascannons(Pulse Lasers)
-Meltas(Fusions)
-Power Weapons and fists, even!

The list goes on humanity fags, just give in to your eldar overlords!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 29 Apr 2011 16:11:00 No.14751095 Report

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Taking someone elses invention, modifying it, then kicking them into next week with it is hardly new, peculiar or a sign that you're giving into them.

Germans invented the high explosive anti-tank warhead and lost. Twice.

First does not equal best, but thanks for playing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Apr 2011 16:12:00 No.14751101 Report

Quoted By: >>14751149 >>14751582

And OP now realizes that orks and eldar mixed make humans.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Apr 2011 16:15:00 No.14751119 Report

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ow is a fear of change and chaos technology

Moap

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Moap Fri 29 Apr 2011 16:20:00 No.14751149 Report

Quoted By: >>14751250

>>14751101
Actually, the formula to make a human being is
-Mindless sex
-Hedonism
-Greed
-Violence
-Jealousy
-Self Dilussion

Mix it all together and you get
FUCK YEAH

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Apr 2011 16:36:00 No.14751250 Report

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>>14751149
Deldar you mean?
>-Self Dilussion
Wut? Dilution? Disillusion? Delusion?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Apr 2011 17:40:00 No.14751582 Report

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>>14751101
Technically. Humans were made by the old ones making eldar fuck monkeys. Just throwing that out there.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 29 Apr 2011 17:43:00 No.14751593 Report

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>mfw the Vendetta Gunship is demonstrably superior to all Eldar vehicles in its weight class in 2/3 regards

Outdone in tech by the Imperial Guard. Shameful.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Apr 2011 17:49:00 No.14751621 Report

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Imperium technology is superior to Eldar technology. Better tanks, better skimmers, ordinance, etc. Just look at the Vendetta. It is superior to the Falcon in every respect, and can be mass produced in quantities that outnumber the entire eldar species, let alone their pitiful "tanks."

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 29 Apr 2011 17:50:00 No.14751625 Report

Quoted By: >>14751636 >>14751785

Webway and warp travel are nothing alike.
Fear of Chaos is pretty much a constant nowadays.
Also, all the other shit was invented in the Dark Age of Technology, and people didn't have the guidance of the God Emperor then.

Why don't you copy our Space Marines, our Baneblades, our Power Armor like you claimed we copied yours? At least with our technology you'd have a minuscule chance of surviving.

Pic related; One of us kicking your god's ass.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Apr 2011 17:52:00 No.14751636 Report

Quoted By: >>14751645

>>14751625
Are you implying that op is an eldar trying to troll?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Apr 2011 17:55:00 No.14751645 Report

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>>14751636
Yes.

Also, Eldar trolls made me think of 40kchan.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 29 Apr 2011 18:14:00 No.14751729 Report

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I thought most big technology is based on the visions from the void dragon, least that is what I thought after reading Mechanicum

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Apr 2011 18:17:00 No.14751744 Report

Quoted By: >>14751857

>>14751071

I always assumed that Eldar tech is exquisitely crafted, but uniquely pointless. So each gun is lovingly named, and grown by the blind Seer of whomever. Then you get a wraithbone lasgun.

For the Imperium, they don't care about that craftmanship shit; They want something that goes bang and kills people, reliably, when you pull the trigger. Same for Power Swords and the like.

In combat, though, it's *still* a pretty decent gun. Just not as pretty. The Eldar never really have to worry about a lack of equipment, so they can afford the time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Apr 2011 18:30:00 No.14751785 Report

Quoted By: >>14751789

>>14751625
It's only because of the pro-imperial game rules.

Really, Baneblades would have AV12 on the front, and Battlecannons would be S5.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Apr 2011 18:31:00 No.14751789 Report

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>>14751785
Silence, bitchnigga.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Apr 2011 18:37:00 No.14751829 Report

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Why are you so mad Eldar? Because your codex sucks or something?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Apr 2011 18:43:00 No.14751857 Report

Quoted By: >>14751870

>>14751744
>They want something that goes bang and kills people, reliably, when you pull the trigger.

Yeah, like those plasma guns that reliably go bang when you pull the trigger and kill, the guy that pulled the trigger.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 29 Apr 2011 18:47:00 No.14751870 Report

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>>14751857

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