Attention, people of Earth. We are typing this from your orbit (getting any lower is not good for our health, what with your ridiculous gravity and oxygen levels), as we require assistance with, ahem, one of your kind.

He is a male of your species, approximitely four and half "feet" tall, apparently not a fully adult but something you call a "teenager". He snuck on board of one of our scout ships and was not discovered until it reached home. He immediately escaped confinement, tearing apart our finest restraints, and flew away. Within a couple weeks, he established command of our entire west coast, his physical strength too much for us to handle. He seems to be having a time of his life, but, unfortunately, this does not extend to us.

We have tried to tell him to stop it and go back home, but he refuses, citing himself as the new ruler of the "alien weaklings" and repeatedly chanting something like... "Intercourse affirmative, humanity". I am afraid we have run out of options and have as such turned to others of his kind for aid. What should we do?

Also, what does the word "bitches" mean? He would seem to require a lot of those, specifically the alien kind. Is it some kind of a human delicacy?