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Rogue Trader

Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 21:32:00 No.14774981 View View Reply Original Report

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I heard that the first edition of 40k, Rogue Trader had a shitton of black humor and irony. Can you give me examples of it? What were your favorite parts of it?

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Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 21:32:00 No.14774984 Report

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Inquisitor Sherlock Obi-Wan Closseau

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Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 21:35:00 No.14774997 Report

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Space Marines used to use convicts with explosives tied to their neck. The convicts would charge forward and then be detonated unexpectedly to harm the enemy.

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Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 21:36:00 No.14775002 Report

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Abdul Goldberg

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Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 21:52:00 No.14775081 Report

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3 books just on Orks.

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Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 21:52:00 No.14775089 Report

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do i really have to look out my copy?

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Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 21:54:00 No.14775099 Report

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lionel_Johnson

"He lived a rather solitary life in London, struggling with alcoholism and his repressed homosexuality.[2][3] He died of a stroke after a fall in the street, though it was said to be a fall from a barstool.[2]"

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Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 21:56:00 No.14775115 Report

Quoted By: >>14775135

Didn't the orks have 'Ere we go as a catchphrase as well as WAAAGH!?

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Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 21:57:00 No.14775127 Report

Quoted By: >>14778870

Ive got an old copy of something....
It's got rules for Imperial Robots, even rules for "AI" where the behavior of the robot changes depending on battlefield conditions.

One of the examples was the Boom-Bot.
All it did was search out enemy targets, move closer to them, then explode when it was in range.
It would also explode if no more targets were on the board.

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Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 21:59:00 No.14775135 Report

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>>14775115

Still do.

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Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 22:01:00 No.14775150 Report

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>>14774997
No... convicts with explosives tied to their neck were a unit in IG army though.

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Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 22:02:00 No.14775157 Report

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Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 22:08:00 No.14775183 Report

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Warhammer 40k was originally a tongue in cheek parody of the grimdark fantasy of the time.
Thats why they were SPACE ELVES and SPACE ORKS with SPACE DWARVES.
Over time it evolved into its own thing and became butthurt serious heresy grimdark.

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Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 22:08:00 No.14775184 Report

Quoted By: >>14775194

>>14775150

They still are. Nobody ever uses them because they are the worst troop choice in the codex.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 22:09:00 No.14775187 Report

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>>14775157
Creeeeeed!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 22:11:00 No.14775194 Report

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>>14775184
Not penal legionnaires. Suicide bombers.

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Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 22:14:00 No.14775207 Report

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>>14775194

Penal Legionnaires have explosive collars, but they're meant to kill just the convict if he gets out of control.

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Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 22:17:00 No.14775234 Report

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The tale of Makari, who would go on to wave Ghazghkull's banner.

part 1

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Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 22:19:00 No.14775244 Report

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page 2

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Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 22:21:00 No.14775252 Report

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page 3, shit happens.

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Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 22:22:00 No.14775259 Report

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Last page, number four

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Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 22:25:00 No.14775271 Report

Quoted By: >>14775288

bonus material: orks pondering about the origins of orks.

Will try and dig out some suitable non-ork stuff next

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Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 22:29:00 No.14775288 Report

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>>14775271
>Ork getting high on fungus
lolwut

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Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 22:30:00 No.14775293 Report

Quoted By: >>14775307 >>14775395

Techmarine, top corner.

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Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 22:32:00 No.14775306 Report

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Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 22:33:00 No.14775307 Report

Quoted By: >>14775319 >>14775330 >>14775372

>>14775293

does anybody know why their paintjobs back then locked so bad compared to nowadays?

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Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 22:33:00 No.14775311 Report

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Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 22:36:00 No.14775319 Report

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>>14775307
It is possible painting has "advanced" since then.
But also remember, that this is a scan of a magazine of a picture taken with a shity camera from back in the.. like what.... 80's-90's.
I have a feeling the minis would look much more impressive "in the flesh" than what they appear here on /tg/.

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Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 22:38:00 No.14775330 Report

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>>14775307
Basing technique was not as refined as it is now, inks were not so common, guides for anything but basic techniques not so easy to come across. Also, bad lighting on many photographs.

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Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 22:41:00 No.14775342 Report

Quoted By: >>14775398

>>14775311
Good old British humor.
>>14775330
More than one kind of Squig?

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Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 22:48:00 No.14775372 Report

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>>14775307

its kinda the same thing like paintings on pyramid walls or from the medieval looks bad or odd, just because they don´t had the correct techniques

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 22:53:00 No.14775395 Report

Quoted By: >>14775419 >>14775426

>>14775293
The model itself is great, but that plaque.

"Can you fix it?"
"No, but I know a man who can."

I don't get it... Or, if it's about the AA outsourcing to dodgy repairmen then... I guess it's funny.

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Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 22:54:00 No.14775398 Report

Quoted By: >>14775408 >>14775421

>>14775342

Squigs for everything.

Orks were incredibly well fleshed out in Rogue Trader, since they got 3 books, not small ones at that, just on them. Mostly fluff at that but with loads of things for using in games like malfunction cards, clan paint schemes, ork glyphs and names, orky equipment, explaining the differnt casts of orks like stormboyz, nobz, painboyz and so on, bionik bitz, vehicles, madboy charts and ofcourse army lists. but army lists for all the different clans as well as oddities like ork-genestealer hybrids.

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Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 22:56:00 No.14775408 Report

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>>14775398
Those models are fantastic.

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Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 22:58:00 No.14775419 Report

Quoted By: >>14775427 >>14775443

>>14775395
It's about a techmarine calling a friend of a friend of a friend who once fixed a beat-up landspeeder or someshit. He's calling the F.O.F.O.F.O.F. as his expertise is not as vast as he advertises.

Really the modeller probably just wanted to make a space marine using a telephone.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 22:58:00 No.14775421 Report

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>>14775398
>oddities like ork-genestealer hybrids
Why did G-W have to be awesome when I was still a fetus?

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Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 22:59:00 No.14775426 Report

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>>14775395
Its the techmarine outsourcing to the AA, using an emergency call box of the kind that would be found along major roads back then.

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Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 22:59:00 No.14775427 Report

Quoted By: >>14775440 >>14775443

>>14775419

Isn't it a reference to a positively ancient AA ad campaign?

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Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 23:03:00 No.14775440 Report

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>>14775427
pretty much yes.

>>14775421
Because the design ideals behind the games was a very different thing back then. They were still creating a galaxy full of possibilities from comical to horrifying to run games in.

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Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 23:04:00 No.14775443 Report

Quoted By: >>14775455

>>14775426
>>14775419
>>14775427

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBKcr1lM3rQ

Ah. That ... humanises the Techmarine. What kind of heresy is this?

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Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 23:06:00 No.14775455 Report

Quoted By: >>14775459 >>14775474 >>14776136

>>14775443
>What kind of heresy is this?

The good kind.

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Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 23:07:00 No.14775459 Report

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>>14775455
>Chaos Robots
WHY DOESN'T GW MAKE THIS AN ARMY? I already have an idea for robotic Daemon Princes!

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Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 23:08:00 No.14775461 Report

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>>14775440
It seems like the idea use to be "lets stuff the books with as much juicy bits as we can"
Now it seems the idea is "lets rehash the same crap over and over with some retcon and new models"
Its also become much more casual, just looking at that statline is all the evidence you need.

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Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 23:10:00 No.14775474 Report

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>>14775306
Oh look, it's Vic Rattlehead.

>>14775455
You can tell this came out shortly after Terminator.

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Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 23:15:00 No.14775498 Report

Quoted By: >>14775500 >>14775505 >>14775565

The banner.

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Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 23:16:00 No.14775500 Report

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>>14775498
Space marines using camouflage? HERESY!

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Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 23:17:00 No.14775505 Report

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>>14775498

"BROTHER, WE ARE OPERATING THIS OPERATION COVERTLY. FLY THE BANNER OF STEALTH!"

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Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 23:18:00 No.14775515 Report

Quoted By: >>14775519

>>14775505
>>14775500
I've heard that The Codex makes notes about using camouflage, but no one really follows the book to the letter.

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Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 23:21:00 No.14775519 Report

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>>14775515
the codex is chock-full of camo patterns for every type of environment from chrome-deserts to generic European woodlands

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Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 23:21:00 No.14775520 Report

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>>14775500
Camouflage is the color of the cowards.

However during Badab War a ton of chapters used camo.

Astartes astarting astartetions.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 23:22:00 No.14775526 Report

Quoted By: >>14775535 >>14775538

>>14775519
>Space Sharks

Sounds like a short-lived 90s cartoon show that existed in order to market Space Shark action figures.

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Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 23:23:00 No.14775535 Report

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>>14775526
Street Sharks in SPAAAACE! would be the best thing ever.

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Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 23:24:00 No.14775538 Report

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>>14775526
>that existed in order to market Space Shark action figures.

Why would you need to bother about a show to get people to buy /Space Sharks/?!?!

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Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 23:29:00 No.14775561 Report

Quoted By: >>14778526

I think they removed camouflage from the fluff so the preteens wouldn't go; WOAH, I CAN'T PAINT CAMO STRIPS, THIS IS TOO HARD, FUCK THIS GAME IM GANNA GO PLAY POKEMON.

Making Space Marines easy to paint is good for sales.

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Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 23:30:00 No.14775565 Report

Quoted By: >>14775595

>>14775498
Looks like they got pac man on the top of the banner, or a pizza. Either way really.

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Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 23:35:00 No.14775593 Report

Quoted By: >>14776370

Space Sharks are ... they are a thing. Not well-known, but a they were a bit popular on /tg/ after the chapter got renamed to Cardamom Cardomians Carradorias something.

I think they were in a novel or had a particular decent piece of fluff in the earlier codices.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 23:35:00 No.14775595 Report

Quoted By: >>14775679

>>14775565
Lawls, Pac-Man IS just a pizza.
Looks like a Piechart to me, they also have them on their shoulder pads.

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Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 23:51:00 No.14775679 Report

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>>14775595
Must mean they've beaten a set highscore? Could be the rites to join, beat Brother Ignaius highscore!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 23:53:00 No.14775692 Report

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Painting style and standards have come a long way since the 80s. Also a lot of people used gloss finishes on their models which don't photograph well.

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Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 23:55:00 No.14775698 Report

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Not so much funny as horrifying

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Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 23:57:00 No.14775711 Report

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>>14775698

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Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 23:58:00 No.14775717 Report

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Several Games Workshop writers also worked for 2000AD, that's the kind of humour you could find in Rogue Trader.

'Home to the Death World of Catachan, a planet known for it's hostile lifeforms, the Catachan Face-Eater is considered to be one of the world's most unpleasant. In its natural environment the creature hangs from low branches, near water sources, or anywhere prey is known to travel. When a prey creature comes in range the Face-Eater will drop, or use its powerful muscles to fling itself in the direction of the creature's head. Once attached it will not only suffocate its prey but also use powerful digestive acids to begin to feed as it slowly kills. The creature is difficult to remove once attached as any damage dealt to it naturally travels to the prey it is attached to.

Once it has succeeded in killing its prey the creature lays a clutch of eggs which hatch in a matter of hours as larva like maggots. These maggots than feast upon the remains of its' parents kill. This rapid maturity rate has caused the creature to be quite the threat to nearby star systems where its towel like appearance and fondness for warm damp conditions, such as those found in a bathroom, have helped it to spread.'

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Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 23:58:00 No.14775721 Report

Quoted By: >>14775729 >>14775862

The names.

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Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 00:00:00 No.14775729 Report

Quoted By: >>14775745 >>14775762

>>14775721

Not sure if I perfer "Ex Brother Marine" or "Brother Angst".

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Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 00:02:00 No.14775745 Report

Quoted By: >>14775760 >>14775787

>>14775729
I'm honestly having the same quandary.

Molly !P4yus5IzL2

Molly !P4yus5IzL2 Mon 02 May 2011 00:04:00 No.14775757 Report

Quoted By: >>14775783

I think they're quite possibly some of the worst sculpts I've ever seen.

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Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 00:04:00 No.14775758 Report

Quoted By: >>14775810 >>14775836 >>14775868 >>14775870 >>14776020 >>14776696

Plundering Pete and Iron-Bonce the Squat (nice model on that one) are my faves on this one

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 00:04:00 No.14775760 Report

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>>14775745
>Female TPR Bush

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Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 00:05:00 No.14775762 Report

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>>14775729
I don't know either, but I'm digging that logo in the bottom left corner.

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Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 00:06:00 No.14775783 Report

Quoted By: >>14775817

>>14775757
That's because you're spoiled by modern sculpts. They didn't use CAD for sculpting in the 80s and everything had to be sculpted for easy spin casting.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 00:07:00 No.14775787 Report

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>>14775745
I laughed at male: Dick and female: Bush....I'm so immature but I don't care.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 00:07:00 No.14775791 Report

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Iron Bonce the Squat.

What's a squa.....

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 00:09:00 No.14775810 Report

Quoted By: >>14775839

>>14775758
They're....beautiful....

No-face Fargo, Spaced Out Sam, Abbadon (eh?), Plundering Pete.

Fucking awesome.

Molly !P4yus5IzL2

Molly !P4yus5IzL2 Mon 02 May 2011 00:10:00 No.14775817 Report

Quoted By: >>14775827 >>14775867

>>14775783

There's a guy down at my LGS that's been doing this for a year with nothing but sticks with weird ends on them, and he can menstruate better figures than these. Seriously, who the fuck is responsible for those poses?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 00:11:00 No.14775827 Report

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>>14775817
Probably the Perry Twins.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 00:12:00 No.14775836 Report

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>>14775758
Oh lawdy, No. 8...

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 00:13:00 No.14775839 Report

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>>14775810
Abaddon eventually loses his arms and due to wacky hijinks has to replace the Warmaster of Chaos.

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Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 00:13:00 No.14775843 Report

Quoted By: >>14775850 >>14778640

Its amazing how far the perry twins have come since this, yet these certainly have a kind of quaint charm to them. Particularly the ones with Kalashnikov brand autoguns.

"You people do well at war because you treat it as a religion. We do well because we treat it as a business. It's just a matter of outlook" - Warlord Hargir son of Brond, Gruben Stronghold.

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Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 00:14:00 No.14775850 Report

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>>14775843
>mfw they're all named after guns.

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Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 00:16:00 No.14775862 Report

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>>14775721
>Medic Kyle next to Captain Reece
>I have no face

Also, captcha tells me "IGvalue risigni". Looking at these Imperial Army models, and my own Cadians, I'm inclined to agree.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 00:17:00 No.14775867 Report

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>>14775817
and those 80's sculpts were done without the beneifit of greenstuff - most would've been milliput. they were designed to be cast in lead with incredibly simple moulds by modern standards, by people who were still learning how to cast well.

GW/Citadel's models were incredible for their date, compared to the truly dire models being churned out by the rival companies, which were quite literally shapeless blobs.

you literally have no idea how lucky you are, to get the quality of models you do nowadays.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 00:17:00 No.14775868 Report

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>>14775758
>dat inquistor.

Nasa style astronaught inquistors would of been the best Inquistors. Something quite fucked up about it I like.

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Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 00:17:00 No.14775870 Report

Quoted By: >>14775889 >>14775912 >>14775935

>>14775758
Mad proprs to you anon love those old minis hacker harris catachan luke and breakout con are my favs them along with old world jack and inquisitor augustus will be featuring in my inquistor warbands though its a shame augustus has been downgraded to acolyte as inquisitors cant have regular boltguns

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Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 00:19:00 No.14775889 Report

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>>14775870
I love that picture, my brother always thought he was pulling a piece of food out of the can.
Then I told him the Apoc is putting seed into the can,

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 00:22:00 No.14775912 Report

Quoted By: >>14776048

>>14775870
HERESY!

He's not drinking a refreshing Coca-Cola

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 00:24:00 No.14775935 Report

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>>14775870
In rogue trader bolt guns weren't in the inquisitors weapon chart but they could have whatever the fuck else they wanted, they were a one man army. The weapon generation chart for inquisitors was insane. They could potentially have D4 pistols, D4 digital weapons with a 10% chance of an additional D6, D4 close combat weapons, 2D6 randomly selected grenades, anything from Flak to Power armour and D4 armour energy-fields plus essentially whatever the fuck they wanted if you made the percentile roll for it.

They could be carry a brace of pistols, a digital weapon on each finger, a power glove, power axe, power sword and chainsword, 12 grenades, power armour, a conversion, displacer, stasis and distortion field as well as being fucking invisible and be able to fly!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 00:26:00 No.14775951 Report

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I think you can still find the first edition Ork books on /rs/ I highly suggest everyone downloads/reads them.

They are truly wonderful.

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Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 00:30:00 No.14775977 Report

Quoted By: >>14775991 >>14776215

Marines lol

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Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 00:32:00 No.14775991 Report

Quoted By: >>14775999

>>14775977
I've always wondered what it did say, because 'lol' did not exist back then.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 00:34:00 No.14775999 Report

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>>14775991
It looks like it is meant to say MARINES OUT but he only got part way through the OUT so it looks like OL

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Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 00:35:00 No.14776014 Report

Quoted By: >>14776029

still my favorite RT era picture. Shooting that tiny ork with his tiny pistol while looking FUCKING PISSED

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Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 00:36:00 No.14776020 Report

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>>14775758

>"Sarge" Rockhard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 00:37:00 No.14776029 Report

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>>14776014
ALWAYS ANGRY, ALL THE TIME

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Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 00:39:00 No.14776048 Report

Quoted By: >>14776316

>>14775912
DENYING THE DIVINE REFRESHMENT OF PEPSI WHILST PROMOTING CHAOS COLA!?
DOUBLE HERESY!

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Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 00:47:00 No.14776124 Report

Quoted By: >>14776385

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Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 00:48:00 No.14776136 Report

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>>14775455
Bob Olley Sculpted this android. He found one in his loft a few months ago and sold it on E-Bay for $$$. He's always finding unreleased GW stuff in his loft :/

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 00:57:00 No.14776215 Report

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>>14775977
Knowing GW, I wouldn't be surprised if it was some kind of reference to the Monthy Pythons... Ultramarini ite domum?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 01:08:00 No.14776316 Report

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>>14776048
ESPOUSING THE VIRTUES OF THAT SICKLY SACCHARINE FOOTWASH COLA IN DEFIANCE OF THE TANTALIZING COMPLEX FLAVORS OF EMPEROR APPROVED BITE-JUICE? DO YOU WANT TO FORGET THE PAIN OF THE GOD-EMPEROR'S STERN BUT LOVING GAZE?

ULTIMATE HERESY. PEPSI DRINKERS ARE TAU SYMPATHIZERS. HOOF-FUCKER! MISCREANT! BURN THE HERETIC! ALL HAIL COCA COLA! ALL HAIL THE IMMORTAL GOD-EMPEROR OF MANKIND!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 01:15:00 No.14776370 Report

Quoted By: >>14776550

>>14775593
They got new stuff in the second Badab war book from Forgeworld. They're the Carcharodon Astris (latin for space shark) chapter now- a very ancient little known chapter that is utterly insane and as close to being loyalist Khorne as possible.

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Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 01:17:00 No.14776385 Report

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>>14776124

Brother-Captain Fumbles

Brother-Captain Fumbles Mon 02 May 2011 01:38:00 No.14776550 Report

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>>14776370
that sounds amazing

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 01:53:00 No.14776696 Report

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>>14775758

>No-Face Fargo
That would be a great name for a Krieger in DH.

northern /k/ommando

northern /k/ommando Mon 02 May 2011 05:05:00 No.14778526 Report

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>>14775561
>I think they removed camouflage from the fluff so the preteens wouldn't go; WOAH, I CAN'T PAINT CAMO STRIPS, THIS IS TOO HARD, FUCK THIS GAME IM GANNA GO PLAY POKEMON.
and this is why 40k started to die. fucking kids being lazy, rules and background being dumbed down, and people taking what used to be a parody far to seriously, and GW starting to make a lot of money.

i want the chaos androids back. hmm, perhaps if i call FORGEWORLD.

northern /k/ommando

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northern /k/ommando Mon 02 May 2011 05:17:00 No.14778640 Report

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so...they are all named after guns and/or inventors of different guns?.

BRILLIANT!.

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