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Elegan/tg/entlemen, I'm writing a story, about a fa/tg/uy whose (wet) dreams have come true and the woman of his fantasies has decided she can't stand to let the chance of losing him pass by, and she will join him in his journey of life and make sure he'll always have a friend/partner and he'll never have to play a single-player anything again (unless he wanted to).

So, in your minds, what would the perfect gaming partner/girlfriend be like?

Favorite system? Favorite class? Favorite army of minis to field? Favorite board game? Movie? Books? Would she RP for you? Or do you leave that behind at the table? All that jazz.

This is a horribly shallow question, of course, but its for the sake of smut, so feel free to be as shallow as you want.