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The Guardians Exemplar

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Continuation yet again, so first, reposts:


We are a Standing Force created in the 34th Millenium from the Geneseed of the Ultramarines. We're a New generation, having the flaws bred out with a hard-on for genetic purity/superiority. Highly perceptive combatants, excellent at weeding out the hidden impurities.

Our hero, was a Librarian who led an assault on a filthy Eldar pleasure world, inflicting serious damage to the population, nearly succeeding with our attempt at erasure.

We hail from a Feral Desert World, briefly climbing down from out mountain top fortress to pick only the purest of specimens for their ascension into the ranks of what the populace would consider godhood.

We follow the Codex as pure as possible. Any divergence is to be abhorred. With our specialty being precision strikes upon a chain of command followed by the blasting of our Chaplains' sermons of hellfire and brimstone. For we are the true inheritors of the Emperor and the inferior shall not be tolerated.

Our chapter strength is nominal. But more then ready for battle due to the backing of our allies in the Adeptus Mechanicus, who supply us with a wealth of armor capabilities so that our crusades against the Dark Eldar, mutant, and xenos alike will be successful.


>pic related, obviously an member of the Chapter.