>>14783566Hearing about what happened, I have this mental image of Osama playing DnD all weekend long with his advisors and compadres, and his health advisor says "You know Osama, maybe you should try walking a bit, all this sitting in a cave can't be good for your health." and Osama said "I think so, my butt hurts, I need a jog." and walked outside. While he's walking about, he saw a white glint in the sky, and it rapidly turns into a missile, and his last words were "I hhhhate mondays."
Then somewhere in the US, a Predator pilot levels up.