>>14786564Oh, I am well aware of her machinations. I realize I was being used, but I was having too much fun. But more on that later.
My character stops by the dwarven hold to tell the human refugees that a major battle was won and now the number of humans has increased. The dwarves see my airships, my steam power and the fact that I have won a major battle. The dwarves ask "The beastmen menace has been routed?" I explain the situation to them. God damned bear cavalry rides out. Not to be out done by dwarves I go to assholia. I ask Zarus for one request for the army. Zarus asks "What is this request?" I ask for Deep Crow Cavalry. The GM rolls. The GM tells me to roll for Animal Handling. I have no ranks in it. I roll it. 18, with the modification a Crow flies down to me. I attempt to mount it. Apparently I am successful. Humanity now has Deep Crow Cavalry. The army rides out and hunts down the party. Who has prayed to their "God" the guy who sacrificed himself. The god himself appears. My army assembled. My power is pure. My cause is noble, my tower secure. I tell my army that we stand and fight as free men, free as what we are. Free to be what we were born as free. I ask Zarus to guide my spells. I let out my battle cry "FOR ALL FREE MEN!" The battle is furious, the "God" slays many men, my side is winning, but not at an acceptable rate for humanity to survive on this planet. I ask Zarus for one last request, I tell him I will gladly sacrifice my life to slay a god. I cast a ball of pure fire from my very soul. The god is fallen, the party now shockingly satisfied with a somehow glorious death. My character dying, I walk to the site where the god was summoned to close the hole in the planes. I close it. My wizard turns to stone, with a smile on his face.
